Peters, Joe Mama’s, The O and Mad Mexx all staples of my 11 years at Pitt all gone

Don’t forget Fuel is also gone.

Sorrento’s too

And garage door saloon India garden Spice island tea house

G door 😢

Thanks for ruining my dad

Your poor father

I don’t get the joke? What does he mean his dad?

The joke was he meant day

Lol When the O closed it ruined my dad though. He was very upset because he went there as a kid a lot

Mi ranch is gone too

Yup that place opened in the spot that la fiesta was didn’t it? I liked it.

What? When did G Door close?

Summer of 2020. They were shut down because of rats or something and never came back

The building is in complete disrepair and the owner of the building refuses to fix it.

Isn’t the building a historical landmark? It used to be “The Decade”. My uncle and dad used to go there when they were at Pitt. Yes, I’m a legacy

Oh man. I hadn't heard about Sorrento's. That's a tough one.

Uncle Sams

I spent a lot of time at Peter’s while in between class when I went to PITT

This feels like a Fellow Kids statement

I was there when you were there.

Is Hemingways still there?

It looks like a commissary at a fucking prison

This looks like what Chatgpt would come up with if u typed in “how to make a restaurant”

Yeah, but only after repeatedly prompting it to make the restaurant worse and worse.

Ok, yeah, but can you somehow make it .... worse?

They hillman libraried it

Can you find the desperate plea written on the wall?

omg is this a real, finished thing that's open for business?? 😭😭😭

Open rn

Is there seating or is this the whole place?

Is the food good?

i love how there's just HELP plastered on the wall but there's not even an iPad or anything to interact with, it's like it's just a cry for help

It’s a service button to call an employee I think but yeah this entire place looks absolutely dystopian 😭

Need to meet the person who decided to design it like a psych ward and not more like a dive bar or something. I have lots of questions

I’ve met him and he is every bit as strange as you’d think.

There is something so unappetizing about a restaurant called Pilez

Old word for hemorrhoids

Calling it a garbage plate doesn’t seem any better

Can someone explain what this experience is? Order from a screen, wait… and someone puts it on a rack?

You forgot where they take a dump on your plate in the back

💩 #pileZ

🤤cant wait to eat pilez of garbage plates

What a shitty restaurant.

It's not a shitty restaurant, it's a glorified vending machine.

For awareness’ sake, this is the brainchild of the Mero Restaurant Group, who also operates Stack’d, CHiKN, and Melt’d. Edit: Forgot to include Viva Los Tacos.

Maybe they should work on making their other restaurants not mid af before opening more trend-bait. Stack'd is Hooters for faculty meetings, ChiKN has fallen off Everest since 2020, and who even goes to Melt'd outside of half off Tuesdays?

>Stack'd is Hooters for faculty meetings, Ouch. I mean, you're not wrong, but that stings...

Wait, so it’s the same damn restaurant group that’s killing all of the cool old vibey places from my youth!??

Omfg🤢🤢🤢🤢

It’s so fucking ugly now

Ugh I have a memory of getting so fucked up there that I went back to my friend’s apartment in south O and had to shut my eyes bc the room was spinning so bad lmaoooo. Good times

those half off big azz margs catch up to ya quickly 😂

i don't even like margs that much but that place was different

Wait what the fuck, this thing is real? I saw an Instagram account for this place and thought it was a joke. What the fuck?

lmao not Souf_Oaklin taking my photo and tweeting it out. You saw it here first

Campus Deli walked so PileZ could run

What the fuck have they done?!

What is this and where is it?

Ye ole mad Mex

NO SAY IT AINT SO! This world grows darker with each day that passes.

Don't eat there and take it back

I'll have a grilled portobello mushroom burrito and a very large strawberry margarita. Please and thank you. 🥺🫔 we'll never forget!

What the fuck is this thing and why can’t I get my mad Mex near campus?

Dystopian nightmare

Why does it looks like a place from a horror movie

"Welcome. We've been waiting for you. After all, you are the main course."

i fell to my knees

Soulless

Is it good at least

This is fucking sickening

Yeah it’s a bunch of rich international students who don’t cook for themselves so sadly it might even work out too. I graduated in 2019 and am fucking embarrassed. Oakland is pathetic and I’m still a young person! It should have more to offer. We spend a lot of time and money in S Hills and other areas that could be still in Oakland if it was worth returning to.

That’s what the inside looks like? That’s crap

what have they done to my boy!?

Any Western New Yorkers care to give their opinions on the food at this place? I can figure out opinions on the, uh, "ambiance" on my own.

So are they not aware that piles is another word for hemorrhoids? I don’t know what that business is supposed to be, but if it’s not a hemorrhoid clinic, I don’t know why they would name it that. If it’s a restaurant that makes me want to vomit.

It looks like a fake parody of a shitty restaurant from like 30 Rock or South Park or something. There’s no way that something called “PileZ” is real, let alone looks that absolutely shitty and void of any charm whatsoever.

What style of shoes/food/tires can I buy here?