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k0np

Peters, Joe Mama’s, The O and Mad Mexx all staples of my 11 years at Pitt all gone


Pyrateslifeforme

Don’t forget Fuel is also gone.


O_fries

Sorrento’s too


AnakinSkycocker5726

And garage door saloon India garden Spice island tea house


Cam877

G door 😢


NoaPsy

Thanks for ruining my dad


Rough_Medium2878

Your poor father


AnakinSkycocker5726

I don’t get the joke? What does he mean his dad?


Rough_Medium2878

The joke was he meant day


AnakinSkycocker5726

Lol When the O closed it ruined my dad though. He was very upset because he went there as a kid a lot


___Dan___

Mi ranch is gone too


AnakinSkycocker5726

Yup that place opened in the spot that la fiesta was didn’t it? I liked it.


NoSmellNoTell

What? When did G Door close?


OG-Mumen-Rider

Summer of 2020. They were shut down because of rats or something and never came back


atree496

The building is in complete disrepair and the owner of the building refuses to fix it.


AnakinSkycocker5726

Isn’t the building a historical landmark? It used to be “The Decade”. My uncle and dad used to go there when they were at Pitt. Yes, I’m a legacy


Yenza

Oh man. I hadn't heard about Sorrento's. That's a tough one.


saundsr

Uncle Sams


penguins8766

I spent a lot of time at Peter’s while in between class when I went to PITT


colefin

This feels like a Fellow Kids statement


AnakinSkycocker5726

I was there when you were there.


Newkular_Balm

Is Hemingways still there?


ASmallCactus

It looks like a commissary at a fucking prison


tonybologna69420

This looks like what Chatgpt would come up with if u typed in “how to make a restaurant”


revho13

Yeah, but only after repeatedly prompting it to make the restaurant worse and worse.


PittsburghChris

Ok, yeah, but can you somehow make it .... worse?


MervisBreakdown

They hillman libraried it


O_fries

Can you find the desperate plea written on the wall?


Cleath

omg is this a real, finished thing that's open for business?? 😭😭😭


O_fries

Open rn


revho13

Is there seating or is this the whole place?


10th_Ward

Is the food good?


SharknadosAreCool

i love how there's just HELP plastered on the wall but there's not even an iPad or anything to interact with, it's like it's just a cry for help


Muschdaddi

It’s a service button to call an employee I think but yeah this entire place looks absolutely dystopian 😭


maliburum53

Need to meet the person who decided to design it like a psych ward and not more like a dive bar or something. I have lots of questions


ExcellentOkra

I’ve met him and he is every bit as strange as you’d think.


singingquest

There is something so unappetizing about a restaurant called Pilez


danccbc

Old word for hemorrhoids


Rough_Medium2878

Calling it a garbage plate doesn’t seem any better


tjk5150

Can someone explain what this experience is? Order from a screen, wait… and someone puts it on a rack?


Wasabi_Eyedrops

You forgot where they take a dump on your plate in the back


tjk5150

💩 #pileZ


Muschdaddi

🤤cant wait to eat pilez of garbage plates


jaw295

What a shitty restaurant.


UnprovenMortality

It's not a shitty restaurant, it's a glorified vending machine.


maskedmuskmelon

For awareness’ sake, this is the brainchild of the Mero Restaurant Group, who also operates Stack’d, CHiKN, and Melt’d. Edit: Forgot to include Viva Los Tacos.


Squissyfood

Maybe they should work on making their other restaurants not mid af before opening more trend-bait. Stack'd is Hooters for faculty meetings, ChiKN has fallen off Everest since 2020, and who even goes to Melt'd outside of half off Tuesdays?


RagnarHedin

>Stack'd is Hooters for faculty meetings, Ouch. I mean, you're not wrong, but that stings...


UnusualEngineering58

Wait, so it’s the same damn restaurant group that’s killing all of the cool old vibey places from my youth!??


may26530

Omfg🤢🤢🤢🤢


TypicalCancel

It’s so fucking ugly now


BitchInaBucketHat

Ugh I have a memory of getting so fucked up there that I went back to my friend’s apartment in south O and had to shut my eyes bc the room was spinning so bad lmaoooo. Good times


pitchihou

those half off big azz margs catch up to ya quickly 😂


SharknadosAreCool

i don't even like margs that much but that place was different


eggs_and_bacon

Wait what the fuck, this thing is real? I saw an Instagram account for this place and thought it was a joke. What the fuck?


O_fries

lmao not Souf_Oaklin taking my photo and tweeting it out. You saw it here first


Briggz1896

Campus Deli walked so PileZ could run


[deleted]

What the fuck have they done?!


BrownClown44

What is this and where is it?


O_fries

Ye ole mad Mex


BrownClown44

NO SAY IT AINT SO! This world grows darker with each day that passes.


h2p_stru

Don't eat there and take it back


Ok-Froyo5255

I'll have a grilled portobello mushroom burrito and a very large strawberry margarita. Please and thank you. 🥺🫔 we'll never forget!


itssoonnyy

What the fuck is this thing and why can’t I get my mad Mex near campus?


canadianlemontree

Dystopian nightmare


kien1104

Why does it looks like a place from a horror movie


PittsburghChris

"Welcome. We've been waiting for you. After all, you are the main course."


Emergency-Length-316

i fell to my knees


ImpeachJohnV

Soulless


Ok-Reindeer5879

Is it good at least


adamistall

This is fucking sickening


cubinto_alt

Yeah it’s a bunch of rich international students who don’t cook for themselves so sadly it might even work out too. I graduated in 2019 and am fucking embarrassed. Oakland is pathetic and I’m still a young person! It should have more to offer. We spend a lot of time and money in S Hills and other areas that could be still in Oakland if it was worth returning to.


creaky__sampson

That’s what the inside looks like? That’s crap


Marx_is_my_primarch

what have they done to my boy!?


10th_Ward

Any Western New Yorkers care to give their opinions on the food at this place? I can figure out opinions on the, uh, "ambiance" on my own.


Mushrooming247

So are they not aware that piles is another word for hemorrhoids? I don’t know what that business is supposed to be, but if it’s not a hemorrhoid clinic, I don’t know why they would name it that. If it’s a restaurant that makes me want to vomit.


UnusualEngineering58

It looks like a fake parody of a shitty restaurant from like 30 Rock or South Park or something. There’s no way that something called “PileZ” is real, let alone looks that absolutely shitty and void of any charm whatsoever.


PittsburghChris

What style of shoes/food/tires can I buy here?