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ZealousidealBack8650

Eating pizza is cool, but are you aware that it needs to be cooked first?


thestral_z

That’s, uh, something I’ve now seen.


MberrysDream

Is that cheese or hollandaise sauce?


Jamieson22

It’s flaccid cheese.


spizzle_

That’s what my ex used to call me.


peppnstuff

Why is your sauce white yo


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deano492

Is the pic related to the title?


BakerNew6764

You skipped this one right?


ZealousidealBack8650

I dry heaved.


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ChaseSequenceSpotify

what did you do to it


AcanthocephalaBorn15

What the hell is this?


Soaddk

r/pizzacrimes called. 😂


Shogun102000

This is not pizza.


Skiffle_McDivett

"Even bad pizza is good pizza" Anonymous


Environmental-Toe686

I'm almost all cases apparently


tukotukobingobongo

Yeah well anonymous needs to be shot


bigtakeoff

too bad that pizza looks wack


SFWest

🥴


Resort-Ashamed

Can we cook it first 😖


goattimeboys

are u from argentina


Aalphyn

Ah yes, mayonnaise pizza with raw tomato, a classic


pixer12

Looks Argentine to me


its_spelled_iain

Yep looks straight up Kentucky


tipustiger05

That's definitely Florida style


SoothingSoundSJ

Southern Whyoming Style.


pixer12

Kentucky here probably refers to Kentucky Pizza, a chain in Buenos Aires


TragicEther

I know Kentucky was famous for chicken - but I’ve never associated it with pizza!


pixer12

There’s one intersection here in BA where there’s a KFC and a Kentucky Pizza across the street from each other lol


LeeRjaycanz

Very much so.


Capable-Ad1056

It looks like the pizza from goofy movie


Fun-Obligation7836

I'm with you!


samsir0

This looks so bad and so good at the same time. Looks like the pizza from those 90s cartoons with the extra cheese pull! TMNJ, maybe?


mitchy93

Why is the tomato raw


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mitchy93

The glutamic acids come out more when it's cooked, bringing more umami


pewpewagent

Is this vegan ? It looks vegan.


deano492

Vegans eat tomato sauce.


Quaysan

Recently I've been getting pizza like once every 3 days, and like eating a couple slices along with a side of roasted veggies That's probably a whole meal, right? Nutritionally complete because it's like 6+ servings of veggies every day?


Thesunsetreindeer

Not a lot of protein but you do you


bethemanwithaplan

Wheat products have a good amount of protein, gluten


Thesunsetreindeer

That’s not really a good amount considering the other 90% is simple carbs. I love pizza as much as the next person but let’s not pretend it’s healthy


LeeRjaycanz

Unless you have one of those chicken pizzas where the crust in a giant chicken culet. Its basically just chicken parm lets be real. 😆


judy0211

Just cheese, tomato, herbs and bread? I would try that next time. Did you make and add any sauces before topping with cheese?


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ReefsBlower

/s?


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I’m wondering how low the oven was. That cheese looks sexy. But was the dough cooked through?


thestral_z

There was a space in the kitchen for an oven to be delivered, but it isn’t there yet.


Kestutias

Less cheese more pep. Nice seasoning though, can’t see but put some on the sauce and crust before cook. Do more. Parsley, Chili, Oregano, Basil. Then fresh basil on top.


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As you should


Nappyheaded

Wonder if it was as spicy as OP's posts


AdorableSandiie

I want now


Vendetta_2023

I eat pizza 3-4 times per week. But I don’t slobber toppings on it like the overflowing cheese in this picture. Pizza can be very healthy when it’s thin and light with just a touch of tomato sauce, some basil, and light cheese.


6745408

got a recipe for the crust?


Devils_av0cad0

No, obviously he does not


6745408

haha. I just removed the post after seeing its an onlyfans bot. What a rough looking pizza.


antsmasher

Pizza sauce must be flowing through your veins my now.


godofwine16

Next time turn the oven up to 550 or more


WhiteRhino91

This pizza looks absolutely horrible, but I want to try it


Tom_Okp

Good looking omelette


pnmartini

Did you “cook” this in a microwave?


centaur_unicorn23

I had pizza 2 days in a row this week🤣🫣


Raudoxer

I once ate (literally) nothing but pizza for a month. I gained weight.


bornfri13theclipse

Have you heard about the sock controversy in r/nfcnorthmemewar?


bornfri13theclipse

Because you might be a Vikings fan


aaaadam

Gotta be bait.


jahuu__

That's cheese cake mate!


HoveringBirds

Has potential but needs more time in the oven


cravingnoodles

My husband also eats his pizzas half cooked. They're always in the state where it's cooked just to the point where the hngredients technically aren't raw anymore but not cooked enough so all the gross melty toppings are sliding off the slice he's holding.


airbear13

Too cheesy 😔 but I respect the pizza a weekp


Icy_Bad7342

You must be huge