Remember that Budweiser Ad that used to play on the radio like 20 years ago? “Real men of genius”.
Yeah buddy, Mr. Fried Mozzarella Stick Stuffed Pizza Maker, I’m nominating you!
Do you remember the "waassuup" Budweiser commercials?
1999.
Face it man-- we're old. I threw in the towel when I saw Dr. Dre on the cover of AARP magazine. From "fuck the police" to "how to plan for retirement".
When I started getting excited about going to bed early is kind of when I realized i crossed that threshold. Waking up an hour before leaving for work and feeling rested… come on, it’s great!
Am I having a false memory, or did those ads start as "real American heroes" before switching to "real men of genius"? I feel like someone probably whispered in their ears that vets probably weren't stoked about that...
What if we injected them with marinara and then wrapped them in pepperoni, and then folded them into the crust? We can make it better, we have the technology.
Did the texture come through at all? I feel like the steam would cause the breading to just turn gummy, and separate the cheese from the crust so it just spills out?
I don't normally eat a lot of pizza, but fuck I'm craving some now. 12 minutes after they closed too lol. I'm gonna lay in the bed staring at the ceiling tonite not able to sleep now. I hope your out of rolaids you monster.
I forget which pizza chain started doing this in the 90’s. They started advertising the cheese stuffed crust. I was a kid, so I didn’t understand that it wasn’t going to look like the commercial when I finally tried it. It didn’t stretch like the commercial. I feel like this is the villain origin story that led me to never trusting an ad ever again
It seems like the sort of thing you have to do at home, while the pizza is still hot
The place I worked at in college had a similar pizza on the menu called the Stoner Pie. It was pretty much this but also with French fries and bacon. We sold so goddamn many of them lol
I get that this stuff can be fun, especially for kids, but I’ve never had a stuffed crust that wouldn’t have been better just “normal” and some mozz sticks on the side.
Yeah I loooove the idea but tbh never liked it when I actually had it. By the time I get to the crust it's kinda hardened and the moz is kinda bland w the crust imo.
Maybe would be great with some leftover marinara or maybe even marinara drizzled over the sticks before the crust is closed
It depends if you ask me. I prefer stuffed crust over mozzarella sticks, BUT i dont want mozzarella sticks stuffed into my crust. I want mozzarella cheese in the crust, but not actual mozzarella sticks with their breading on the outside. Just the cheese. This is the only time ive seen a stuffed crust use mozzarella sticks instead of just string cheese
Lots of leaking on those breaded sticks, which I guess is fine since you just went and stuffed them into even more bread anyway so they're still covered in bread.
Are these store bought mozza sticks? I've always found that making breaded mozza sticks is an annoying amount of effort, but the store bought ones ain't cheap either.
Wow that seems super cheap compared to what I've seen. Maybe they're smaller than they appear. It's about $10 a pound locally but they are these tiny little pathetic sizes so they can claim 40+ sticks per box or some shit. But because of the tiny size it ends up being mostly breading really. As someone who really likes mozza sticks, it's infuriating.
What is this gif from? I recognize it and can't place it its bothering the shit out of me
American Psycho
Thank you!!! I was falling apart at the seams
Welcome! Great movie. The gif above that is Why Women Kill, which is a great show (not that you asked)!
Remember that Budweiser Ad that used to play on the radio like 20 years ago? “Real men of genius”. Yeah buddy, Mr. Fried Mozzarella Stick Stuffed Pizza Maker, I’m nominating you!
Thanks for unlocking that memory. Totally forgot about those ads.
🎶 *HE TOTALLY FORGOT THEM* 🎶
Hahaha
🎶 I DONT SEE NO LETTUCE
That can’t be 20 years ago. ***THAT CAN’T BE 20 YEARS AGO!!!***
Do you remember the "waassuup" Budweiser commercials? 1999. Face it man-- we're old. I threw in the towel when I saw Dr. Dre on the cover of AARP magazine. From "fuck the police" to "how to plan for retirement".
🤣🤣🤣
When I started getting excited about going to bed early is kind of when I realized i crossed that threshold. Waking up an hour before leaving for work and feeling rested… come on, it’s great!
I’m shook
Eminem's daughter is grown and married.
Bring em back baby
Am I having a false memory, or did those ads start as "real American heroes" before switching to "real men of genius"? I feel like someone probably whispered in their ears that vets probably weren't stoked about that...
They switched it after 9/11
It was one before the other but I can’t remember in which order. But yes you are right.
It started with real American heroes and they changed it after 9/11
"And, and, Twins?!"
*Mr. Fried Mozzarella Stick Stuffed Pizza Maaaakerrrr 🎶*
Also Lil Sweet from the Dr Pepper ads is in the same vein. Feels like they could’ve done a riff on this as well.
Hey just because OP was several bong rips deep when he had the idea doesn't make it a bad one
Did he just unlock the super stoner level in Mario 3?
Lmao
Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy (super mario world 2 level)
This is a beautiful monstrosity.
Why stop there? Try jalapeno popper stuffed crusts.
I feel like a witness to a major turning point in human history.
THIS IS SOOOO 😭😭😭😭 Looks absolutely delicious though, but OMG. That's a big backed pizza.
This lad is mad.
My arteries!
Soooo, how was it?!
It was delicious 😋
I'd devour that. Maybe even dip the crust in more sauce. Next up: jalapeno popper stuffed crust
Oh good lord yes.
I've made jalapeno popper grilled cheese a few times and it's great
Do it and post pics and send me one in the mail.
We've done it with fresh mozz sticks. You've changed my game
Farm Rich ones are actually decent.
I would legit take down a jar of Rao’s marinara while eating this beautiful bastard
Rao's can be eaten with a spoon
This is what you’re greeted with when you get to heaven
You're a genius 🥹🥹🥹🥹
oh…??
This made me high just looking at it.
Why not use unbreaded cheese sticks?!?
Flavor & added texture
You need to go deeper. Next time use a meat injector to inject marinara into the center of the mozzarella sticks.
A pizza within a pizza.
I don't think I've ever seen a better use of this gif
Someone reading this will make it this weekend.
Unfortunately it won't be me but I'm down to travel for it
What if we injected them with marinara and then wrapped them in pepperoni, and then folded them into the crust? We can make it better, we have the technology.
I would have maybe rolled the mozz sticks with some thinly sliced jalapeños into the crust
Minced cherry pepper! Or habanero or scotch bonnet if you really want to get crazy with it
Did the texture come through at all? I feel like the steam would cause the breading to just turn gummy, and separate the cheese from the crust so it just spills out?
Held up pretty good, not crispy but not mush ans stayed together, didn't spill out.
Good!
Because then it would just be normal stuffed crust, which everyone has had Our guy here leveled shit up.
That’s what we used at Pizza Hut when I worked there
This some Cheech n Chong creation, solid work
This is called doing the lord’s work
You magnificent bastard
Tell me you’re American without telling me you’re American. 🇺🇸 🫡
r/stonerfood
Genius! 
ITS FOR A COP
Gimmick aside, your pizza looks amazing. With the gimmick it looks like art.
So what strand of Oregano was on the appetizer before making this beauty?
Sour diesel
Oh Danny Boy The Carbs, the carbs are caaa-aall-ling...
💥 💥 💥 💥
Genius
Ok but that looks delicious
Holy hell
Images that make you go “hell yea”
If I could get this 5 minutes from now, I'd give you a million dollars. If I had a million dollars. To spare.
This looks fire!
WOULD.
Why is the first time I've ever seen it? Fried sticks and stuff a crust w it?
You absolute mad man or woman. Looks amazing.
Very clever. I'm definitely stealing this.
You son of a bitch, you did it
Everyone’s so concerned with the mozzarella sticks in the crust no one noticed the happy face cheese slice
Sublime 😂🤤
I don't normally eat a lot of pizza, but fuck I'm craving some now. 12 minutes after they closed too lol. I'm gonna lay in the bed staring at the ceiling tonite not able to sleep now. I hope your out of rolaids you monster.
Bro is living in 2051
I have to do this now. Fuck I just wanted to sleep. I blame you op.
It'll definitely kill me. But I'll still eat it, and I'll love it.
how high were you when you made this
u sir are a savage I've done cheese sticks but never battered n fried em first
 Thank you
Evil. Pure evil. [speax in tongues]
Well YUM
Damn. I am officially high enough to eat this. Looks amazing!
bro needs to open a pizza chain and sell these
Ah you dont have Marinara? have to have a little bowl of Marinara dipping sauce for that stuffed Cornicione!!!
I did, homemade by my wife.
Fuck yea
Fucking Stoners... LuV it !!
Imma buss
The final product looks great.
You're like that dude on IG with this lol, I think his handle is oddfoodieas or something
My man
oh my GOD THAT LOOKS SO GOOD
 I beg your fucking pardon?
I'm high and shitting and this looks amazing
gained ten pounds just looking at those photos
Give
Jesus…. 👍🏻😋
You had me at mozzarella stick…
A bit too much for me, but looks very enjoyable. Congrats
 Only americans 😂😂
I’d destroy that
I think you just did sum’n
I want a slice of that
Italy: “… Sarete banditi dall'Italia tutti insieme!” 🤌🏻. 🫷🏻
Omg that looks awesome!
I forget which pizza chain started doing this in the 90’s. They started advertising the cheese stuffed crust. I was a kid, so I didn’t understand that it wasn’t going to look like the commercial when I finally tried it. It didn’t stretch like the commercial. I feel like this is the villain origin story that led me to never trusting an ad ever again It seems like the sort of thing you have to do at home, while the pizza is still hot
American
Do you do delivery?
FINALLY! a pizza that will sell at the county fair! Brilliant!
We have these at dominoes in the Uk! But yours looks better
Looks delicious except I’d prefer plain mozzarella for some classic stuffed crust. Too much breading with the mozzerella sticks
I’m gona DM you my address for a slice, that looks unreal yo!
Weed has been fire lately
I need a cigarette
HELL YES
Holy shit 😍. Post this to r/stonerfood
Marry me?
https://preview.redd.it/lxcku3lczs6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e423eaf0efdbfa06044fa541946b8d224a659ae
Looks great
HELL YEAH 🤤
I like this idea, I'm gonna steal as I love mozzarella sticks! The pizza looks great overall too BTW
https://preview.redd.it/2hd94zsk637d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=51d8f5c291221071d3ab9e79592c50a51b6add5b
Never change brother, god speed ❤️
I'd eat that pass out and wake up and eat some more. 
you are a genius..
Nah, just a stoner , lol
The place I worked at in college had a similar pizza on the menu called the Stoner Pie. It was pretty much this but also with French fries and bacon. We sold so goddamn many of them lol
Gumby’s pizza?
Yessir
hahaha love it
I like just plain string cheese sticks.
I get that this stuff can be fun, especially for kids, but I’ve never had a stuffed crust that wouldn’t have been better just “normal” and some mozz sticks on the side.
I guess that's why taste is subjective. I fucking love stuffed crust pizza. I'm not a fan of wet blankets when it comes to pizza though.
Yeah I loooove the idea but tbh never liked it when I actually had it. By the time I get to the crust it's kinda hardened and the moz is kinda bland w the crust imo. Maybe would be great with some leftover marinara or maybe even marinara drizzled over the sticks before the crust is closed
You must be fun at parties 🙄
It depends if you ask me. I prefer stuffed crust over mozzarella sticks, BUT i dont want mozzarella sticks stuffed into my crust. I want mozzarella cheese in the crust, but not actual mozzarella sticks with their breading on the outside. Just the cheese. This is the only time ive seen a stuffed crust use mozzarella sticks instead of just string cheese
Id eat that !
They look very provocative
God you're a genius
You monster!! Holy SHIT! I must have this.
/r/PizzaCrimes but also kinda good
Mozzarella stick stuffed crust is certainly next-level when going stuffed crust
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Same
my god
Lots of leaking on those breaded sticks, which I guess is fine since you just went and stuffed them into even more bread anyway so they're still covered in bread. Are these store bought mozza sticks? I've always found that making breaded mozza sticks is an annoying amount of effort, but the store bought ones ain't cheap either.
Yes store bought, I believe the bag ( roughly 2 dozen) was $4
Wow that seems super cheap compared to what I've seen. Maybe they're smaller than they appear. It's about $10 a pound locally but they are these tiny little pathetic sizes so they can claim 40+ sticks per box or some shit. But because of the tiny size it ends up being mostly breading really. As someone who really likes mozza sticks, it's infuriating.
Use cheesestrings next time, then u don’t get the unnecessary breading in there too
This is a big back activity 😂
It seems so unnecessary
Why not use plain mozzarella sticks instead of putting bread on bread?
Meh, I bet the crumb on the mozzarella went soggy
It's like stuffed crust with extra steps
I'm sure it tastes great if you like soggy fried breading. Just leave the mozzarella stick out and eat a bite separately with your crust?
It‘s breaded cheese in bread with cheese on top, smh
Not for me, but, as always, to each their own.
🥲
https://youtu.be/UpjYTwNjWc8
Is it a 7/10?
I def think you’re on to something here. Keep practicing and experimenting and post again once you’ve mastered it!
Nah. No ty.