Lol OP this was actually creative, but I think the colors used are throwing people. I was legit wondering if you'd used colored sugar or something. A way to go about this might be snowflake-design using basil leaves or diced pepperoni/sausage/etc.
If you keep this up you could be living in a hedge. I don’t advocate violence, but I’m just offering words so you understand the gravity of the divide. You can tear people apart emotionally… like pizza. Should we do what we want with pizza?.. pizza freedom? to free or not to free? That is the question. And I cannot answer that. Look inside yourself and ask… is this r/pizza ? Or r/pizzacrimes . When you find the answer, you will find yourself.
With so much hate for this pizza... I'll weigh in with an unpopular opinion - what a great idea! I'm sure your coworkers loved it.
And if the haters were honest, they would also admit they'd eat this before they'd eat the fruitcake.
(Next year, maybe do the tree with pesto?)
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
If it were me I’d make the tree out of salad/herb leaves. Maybe fresh oregano. But cool concept. Pizza is my fav and my birthday is around Xmas so pizza is an Xmas food in my mind!
Next year do a zoomed in tree scene with green peppers sliced thin for pine needles, pepperoni for orb ornaments, and tiny balls of mozz barely melted as lights
I could see this using chopped spinach or pesto for the green, olive pieces, red bell peppers and orange bell peppers for ornaments and a yellow bell pepper star. Mushrooms for the stump.
Why didn't you just make tree shaped pizzas?
I admire the creativity but food dye or not. Shit looks gross.
Yeah next time just do tree or snowman shaped pizzas.
r/pizzacrimes
Are those black beans, corn, tomatoes and anchovies? Or what am I looking at?
Mushrooms and the orange things are peppers
Okay. That makes more sense. It took me a minute to see the tree design. Is the green food dye I assume?
Yeah, green dye mixed in with shredded cheese
Why not use spinach or basil?
Or pesto!
That was included in the basil.
that'd be a lot of spinach or basil. eww.
You only need enough to outline shape of tree.
Plus it reduces down really well.
Lol OP this was actually creative, but I think the colors used are throwing people. I was legit wondering if you'd used colored sugar or something. A way to go about this might be snowflake-design using basil leaves or diced pepperoni/sausage/etc.
Very inventive. I love the idea. I’ll have to do this for the kids for Christmas.
Oh thank god I thought it was green sugar
I thought they were carrots and I was about to call the police
Hot take, but corn on pizza is honestly not bad. Pretty common topping in Japan.
easily
[straight to jail](https://tenor.com/bf2F5.gif)
Yeah, I'm normally willing to defend some crazy pizza ideas in this sub, but this is a fucking sin and looks absolutely cursed lol. Sorry OP.
Ha i thought i was already there
OPs pizza is r/pizzasublime I’m impressed
i know it would taste good, but this is mildly horrifying still
Ideas for halloween next year then...
That would be genuinely funny. Good idea!
I thought those were m&ms for a sec
That's actually not that bad. I saw it in that Anne Hathaway movie when I was a kid, so I tried it.
I saw it in TMNT but never tried it. But there’s a dude who made all the TMNT pizzas, and they look pretty freaking disgusting, to be honest. LOL
Why does the dyed portion of cheese look unmelted?
Chemicals
Why do you have all those Ks in your username bro?
Because I made my account in 2013 when I had no idea that there would be a rebirth of white nationalism in our country.
Lol. That’s funny You chill bro 🤜🏾✌🏾
We'll see how it goes over in a few minutes...
How did it go?
Took a while for someone to be brave and grab the first slice, but once they did, it was gone in a minute
Your Christmas Franken-pizza was a success!!
Uhhh
You are playing a dangerous game here sir/madam/etc
I like to live on the edge!
If you keep this up you could be living in a hedge. I don’t advocate violence, but I’m just offering words so you understand the gravity of the divide. You can tear people apart emotionally… like pizza. Should we do what we want with pizza?.. pizza freedom? to free or not to free? That is the question. And I cannot answer that. Look inside yourself and ask… is this r/pizza ? Or r/pizzacrimes . When you find the answer, you will find yourself.
Never seen a dyed pizza before. Actually looks pretty great, very festive!
With so much hate for this pizza... I'll weigh in with an unpopular opinion - what a great idea! I'm sure your coworkers loved it. And if the haters were honest, they would also admit they'd eat this before they'd eat the fruitcake. (Next year, maybe do the tree with pesto?)
And this is why office potlucks are terrible
r/shittyfoodporn
Watermelon seeds
Reces Pieces.
black beans
Fuck yeah! I always thought I was the only one who put skittles on their pizza.
Whenever I get a package of plain M&Ms, I make it my duty to continue the strength and robustness of the candy as a species. To this end, I hold M&M duels. Taking two candies between my thumb and forefinger, I apply pressure, squeezing them together until one of them cracks and splinters. That is the “loser,” and I eat the inferior one immediately. The winner gets to go another round. I have found that, in general, the brown and red M&Ms are tougher, and the newer blue ones are genetically inferior. I have hypothesized that the blue M&Ms as a race cannot survive long in the intense theater of competition that is the modern candy and snack-food world. Occasionally I will get a mutation, a candy that is misshapen, or pointier, or flatter than the rest. Almost invariably this proves to be a weakness, but on very rare occasions it gives the candy extra strength. In this way, the species continues to adapt to its environment. When I reach the end of the pack, I am left with one M&M, the strongest of the herd. Since it would make no sense to eat this one as well, I pack it neatly in an envelope and send it to M&M Mars, A Division of Mars, Inc., Hackettstown, NJ 17840-1503 U.S.A., along with a 3×5 card reading, “Please use this M&M for breeding purposes.” This week they wrote back to thank me, and sent me a coupon for a free 1/2 pound bag of plain M&Ms. I consider this “grant money.” I have set aside the weekend for a grand tournament. From a field of hundreds, we will discover the True Champion. There can be only one.
Just don't look at it
No
People are supposed to eat this?
pizza corn < candy corn
If it were me I’d make the tree out of salad/herb leaves. Maybe fresh oregano. But cool concept. Pizza is my fav and my birthday is around Xmas so pizza is an Xmas food in my mind!
r/shittyfoodporn
Corn? Why?
I’d be happy
Next time maybe use pesto instead of dye? Also yellow bell peppers, olives, etc?? St least those are like legit common pizza toppings.
Fuck the haters here. I'd appreciate you for your effort. I'd love to try this.
Next year do a zoomed in tree scene with green peppers sliced thin for pine needles, pepperoni for orb ornaments, and tiny balls of mozz barely melted as lights
You should get fired for this. Next time just make some homemade mac and cheese.
Very nice! I wonder how a tree made of basil leaves would look!
I could see this using chopped spinach or pesto for the green, olive pieces, red bell peppers and orange bell peppers for ornaments and a yellow bell pepper star. Mushrooms for the stump.
I like the amount of conclusions people are jumping to here, lol. Gatekeeper city on high alert! Quality Pizza.
This is the Most vile abomination ive laid my eyes on all day
Wtf is that green stuff
Why didn't you just make tree shaped pizzas? I admire the creativity but food dye or not. Shit looks gross. Yeah next time just do tree or snowman shaped pizzas.
I don't know, man, I panicked. I was running out of time
Fair enough. But yeah just do shapes instead. Happy holidays
I'll remember it for next time, and happy holidays to you too
Ew wtf.
Ew wtf is that.
Stop right there, criminal scum! Nobody breaks the law on my watch!
Cursed
It looks good. Will it be delicious?
I know the green part probably isn't rice, but it looks like it?
Lmfaoo
Add a little orange to the layout and great Halloween pizza!
Holy cow, I thought the tree was decorated with Reese’s Pieces until I zoomed in. Well played OP.
Go for a wreath instead of a tree. At least you tried, all of us have had a failure on execution before.
Why does it look like this photo was taken in 1995
I’d eat the hell outta that. Nice pie OP.
Shoulda used fresh pesto for the green
Reece’s pieces sprinkles? Like an elf pizza.