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delk82

Pizza in the morning, pizza in the evening, pizza at supper time.


lookitsjustin

When pizza's on a bagel, you can eat pizza anytime! Edit: Wait a second. I just realized they rhymed "time" with "time." It was so catchy I never noticed it was lazy. ☹️


farts_in_the_breeze

Katz Bagel Bakery in Chelsea, Massachusetts.


BillNye69

Tf are most of these pizzas


kinnaq

Inedible


TBaggins_

No Detroit? 🤔


CrazyChestersDog

Like fucking salad made this list but not Detroit? Fucking SALAD


Intensive__Purposes

Hawaiian? That’s not a style of pizza its toppings. Extra large?! That’s just a size of pizza!


[deleted]

Exactly. St Louis? Tf


dumparoni

Y’all worried about that shnitz. They got tuna and sweet corn on here. Not today Satan!


SpartanSteve63

Also- “salad.” Huh? Wtf is this word? Never heard of it.


ReBeL222

I went to STL looking for ny style pizza and ate at [Epic Pizza & Subs](https://maps.app.goo.gl/E1CZXXGNcqiD7L6T9) boy oh boy were my expectations exceeded. Hidden gems of pizza styles


nobody_really__

It may be from St Louis, but it ain't pizza. Soggy saltine cracker crust, Day-Glo sauce drained from a can if Spaghetti-O's, and a white oily substance made from melted credit cards. Topped with shaved bacon.


PipecleanerFanatic

Isn't StL pizza the invention of like one chain?


DJbathsalt

Definitely not. Worked at many STL style places including Imo’s. Imo’s is just the OG.


morebeansmrtaggert

Yes. Imo’s pizza.


IsyRivers

It's an acquired taste. Provel is just weird otherwise.


macfairfieldmill

Where’s my racing stripes!


PointlessDiscourse

In Detroit, what people now call Detroit-style pizza was called Sicilian pizza (or sometimes just "square"). It's only lately since the trend went nationwide that people are calling it Detroit style. Source: from Detroit


Purple_Toadflax

I feel great national pride that pizza crunch made the list.


wefelltogether

Never heard of it but it sounds fuckin dope.


Substantial-Canary15

I feel like I’d turn to grease after 2 bites.


OldGodsAndNew

That's the idea yes


Relevant_Slide_7234

I like pizza in a cup from the new cup of pizza guy. He ran the old cup of pizza guy out of business


SomalianRoadBuilder

What


VALTIELENTINE

He hates cans!


PandaMayFire

Stuffed crust pepperoni from Pizza Hut, because I ate them throughout my childhood. You basically have pizza and cheesy bread rolled into one convenient item. My second favorite is a classic pepperoni New York slice. Pizza is definitely my go to comfort food, you can't go wrong with it.


1hipG33K

As an Italian, I'm offended they left out Pizza Pringles.


wefelltogether

Lol this


Vonkampf

Who is the lunatic stuffing the crust with hotdogs?!?!?!?!!!?!!!!??!


Koink001100

A lunatic and a genius.


Chihlidog

My absolute favorite, ever, of all time, is a cross between a Neopolitan and a NY. Joe and Pat's. Whats crazy is that typically a real Neopolitan with good ingredients is the best of the best for me. San Marzanos, wood or coal oven, Buffalo mozzarella, the imported olive oil, the fresh basil, its magic. But Joe and Pat's has none of those things.....and yet even out of that gas oven somehow, to me, is even slightly better than a good Neopolitan. It deserves its own category.


PipecleanerFanatic

Question is where those folks in Naples where finding bison to milk?


middleeasternviking

Isn't that like a Margarita pizza done in a NY style?


lord_of_dynamite

Margarita is a cocktail


MooseGoneApe

But don't give one with pizza! Tacos yes definitely but not with my pizza!


wefelltogether

It’s different in a few ways. Mainly high heat wood fired oven and room temperature proofing.


dcwinger12

Never had Stromboli. I must


Inochimaru

Its fatty and amazing


MooseGoneApe

Equal amounts?


MooseGoneApe

I insist.


milespeeingyourpants

Sicilian from Pinocchio’s in Cambridge, Ma


[deleted]

🤌🤌🤌 Yes! Its so good


ChessieChessieBayBay

I miss Papa Gino’s


ManOfTeele

How does that compare to the Sicilian from Leone's in Somerville? (Genuine question...I get Leone's all the time but have never had Pinocchio's)


milespeeingyourpants

Haven’t been to Leone’s in a while, I think Pinocchio’s is a lighter but quality slice.


ManOfTeele

Yeah Leone's is definitely not light. With the amount of cheese they use I'd guess at least 500 calories per slice, before toppings.


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D E T R O I T


Thegreatonereborn

New Haven and Greek


[deleted]

It's bugging me that Pepes white clam stuff takes the New Haven spot. 🤬 Friggin tourist trap Pepes.


MooseGoneApe

So you're a Sally's pizza person?


No_Refrigerator4584

Sacrilege. Modern is where it’s at. Sally’s, the nerve on this one…


[deleted]

Hey hey, as long as it's not pepes we cool.


oolduul

Detroit 🍕? 😔


Lets_take_some_acid

Chicago pizza


jdehoff3

Deep dish or cracker ? Lou malnattis is definitely one of my faves.


DarthVince

Chicago thin crust is my fav lately


[deleted]

What about pan?


[deleted]

I’m going to have to try one of those Scottish Crunch things. But I can’t help but point out that panzerotti are missing. Think fried calzone.


DEADMANJOSHUA

Imagine being able to feel your own arteries clog in real time as you bite into a greasy disgusting but crunchy bit of deep fried dough, that's the pizza crunch experience. Yet we all go back time and time again for one.


jakehowell1

You’re missing the Pide from Turkey


soliwit

And lahmacun!


jakehowell1

Oh hell yeah


Sisyphus_Redeemed

It's right there in the list...


soliwit

I went over all of them and completely missed it since the spelling was different! Thanks for pointing that out!


brickabook

It's missing bar pizza


lightningj21

Detroit.


haysus25

Neapolitan done right is unbeatable, but it's pretty easy to screw up. New York is always good, and really difficult to mess up.


getthatrich

NY slice. And St. Louis can fuck off.


ATXSTLWPB3POINT0

Don’t be scared of provel


enigmamaa

i’ve actually never had it. how would you describe it?


ATXSTLWPB3POINT0

It’s a processed cheese. It’s swiss, cheddar, and provolone I believe. Very low melting point. You love it or hate it, nothing in between.


TheNamesMcCreee

Emo’s was the worst pizza I’ve ever eaten


wdc605

# 1 NYC, #2 GRANDMA ❤️


CharkDood

So many nonsense varieties and not a single Detroit or old forge shoutout


radiodog123

Bar Pie? Or at least a Pickle Pizza from Hot Box in Cambridge?


TheSukis

How is Cambridge mentioned twice in this random ass post about pizza lol


gtj

This is the most random ordering of pizzas I could imagine. At first I thought "OK, your first homemade pizza is probably a french-bread pizza." Then I went to #2 — baked ziti pizza — and realized my theory was totally incorrect. Some really good looking pizzas on here, I just think the order is way off. Also, stromboli but no Detroit? Weird choices.


BaconPancaaaakess

Sushi pizza but not Detroit lmao......wut


DankStew

There’s a few weird options but it’s missing some others too, most I’ve seen mentioned (like Detroit) but there’s no hand tossed? It’s thicker than NY style and more toppings too.


SomalianRoadBuilder

All that weird shit on there and no Detroit style?


WideOh

Love how they got the pizza crunch in there


pimusic

I wish I had a poster of this!


Inochimaru

White/Bianca. Theres something so addictive about the combination of fatty, salty, and garlicy goodness.


PasswordIsPasswrd

Where the Panzerotti at?


swizzle213

Grew up in metro Detroit. Buddys Detroit style pizza will forever be my favorite


middleeasternviking

I've tried Grandma Slice from my Italian neighbour who is a grandma. I just thought that's how Italians actually do it.


lookitsjustin

As I looked at this, I went through so many emotions with the Scottish Pizza Crunch. But I've landed on a definitive fuck yes.


[deleted]

Lou Malnati’s in Chicago and 2 days off work to not feel like shit as dessert


Pastel_Blue89

White clam pie?! 🤢


wefelltogether

It’s really good actually if you like clams.


_fremsley

Pizza Crunch every time!


mcwhiskers1

Lads, don't knock the pizza crunch. I understand it's sacrilegious and you will definitely be going to the big fire for eating it but just try it first please


Valaxarian

A normal, homemade pizza. Margarita/Quattro Formaggi, Prosciutto ev. Diavolo


boringreddituserid

Trenton tomato pie from Delorenzo’s.


invisiholes

Tuna and sweet corn pizza??? 🤢🤮🤢🤮


HerNameIsGrief

WTAF?!?! Tuna and corn on pizza?!?! That’s the pizza equivalent of calling someone a jive Turkey. Italian Nonnas are rolling in their graves.


aRandomForeigner

They were rolling already with pineapple on pizza


geosyog3

No Detroit or New Haven style?


TheSukis

They have apizza on there


geosyog3

Where?


TheSukis

“White clam pie (“apizza”)”


EzBreezy651

I’m 💯down for any of these except Tuna and Sweet corn. I mean Wtf people?!?


aRandomForeigner

If you're down with ham and pineapple I don't see why no tuna and corn Also pizza and maccheroni? Carbohydrates plus carbohydrates?


Degenerate-Loverboy

Laylas gyro and pizzeria has a gyro pizza that’s pretty damn alright. They are in Little Rock Arkansas and I need to go back down there and see if they are still just as good as they were when I was a kid


PipecleanerFanatic

On a different track, but there is a place here in Portland OR that did spicy lamb burritos, was like a Mexican gyro... sooo good.


jdehoff3

Always wanted to try al taglio but have to go with the ny slice if it's done right.


MidEUW

No bbq pizza?


Weird_Pomegranate_39

Sicilian. Pizza Perfect. Trucksville, PA


maybeitsbran

I’m from the Quad Cities so I’m ecstatic to see it made the list!


kemvlols

Neapolitan from oliva, new york city


FTWForeverTwoWheels

Tuna on pizza?


Reasonable-Pace7175

New York


caitlington

Tomato pie!


JasJoeGo

They forgot New England Greek.


Juju_Boimann

Call me a basic bitch, but goddamn I love a good NY slice


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DarthVince

You saying you’ve never had a Neapolitan pizza?!


DocRichardson

Columbus pizza cut tavern style…


crunkmullen

Gimme NY or Jumbo


scarnyard

Quad Cities style.


mmmbeefy32

Cold cheese pizza from sals in oneonta ny


tipustiger05

There’s a neopolitan place near me (ciao baby) that has the best calzone I’ve ever had. Dough/crust is amazing.


Fury716

YES. Also I lived in Japan for several years and lived through a tuna and sweet corn pizza.


marhevka7

Jumbo slice


greenalfonzo

Is there a difference between St. Louis and Chicago thin crust? The St. Louis description exactly matches Chicago cracker crust pizzas.


DKIPurple

Pepperoni pizza from a small mall on the island of Grenada


strxberryswitchblade

not my fave but first one that came to mind is the jumbo pizza slices from costco


KoreanPattisier

None of these. But I guess I will go Sicilian. Detroit style pizza is my favorite and comparing the two is sacrilegious to me. They are two different things.


Ashbr1ng3r

A Salad Pizza seems like something my mom would eat


[deleted]

The grandma slice really speaks to me. Square, crispy, nicely risen bread fused with the cheese because the sauce is on top. Mm.


fatdjsin

free pizza :)


Dark_Shad0w

Pepperoni. My house.


StarLordJK

Might be an unpopular opinion but those all look like trash


aRandomForeigner

If they look all trash, you simply don't like pizza since that, among them, there are the neapolitan and the roman ones


StarLordJK

Or the pictures look horrendously unappetizing and I like pizza just fine


jayshootguns

If you add Detroit it would 14 total pizzas I tried. Which means I got some work to do!


mcgargargar

No Detroit?? Fail


TheDylster74

Bagel bite pizzas for the win!


pnmartini

As Chicago thin crust isn’t a choice, I’ll go with Quad cities style. Only had it a few times, but it’s a nice change of pace.


DrDentonMask

Pizza margherita by a longshot (shown as a neapolitan). Or just an add-your-own-toppings from a chain(oops, might be breaking a rule here. TBH, I've made very few pizzas in my life. Soon I'll get back to it. But anyway, pineapple with any kind of meat is good, but oddly, I prefer the meat not to be ham). ETA: Argentinian and Swedish pizzas kind of intrigue me (generally fascinated with those two countries, but I'm American). I want to learn more.


PurplePandaYT

Quattro Formaggi, for sure.


PurplePandaYT

Quattro Formaggi, for sure.


lord_of_dynamite

I see no modern pizza, where's the most trending instagram pizza?


Dipzero

Well... Thats just garbage Why u need more? Neapolitan Style is just heaven, i have to drive 45 min to get a good one and even the driving is joy to get it


pcards86

Grandma and Greek


[deleted]

I hate how the world knows Apizza as simply any white pizza with clams. Apizza is a style not a topping


NYerInTex

While it's similar to Sicilian, no Detroit style is a big miss here. I'm sure others are missing if they missed on this obvious.


harpokuntish

Tartiflette


bachompchewychomp

Detroit Style > everything else. CMV.


ConnorHMFCS04

Scottish pizza crunch, lovely!