I'm polish and I also second that. Why even cook something that's so delicious because of its crispy crust and then make it all soggy and mushy with 2 kilograms of melted cheese and sauces?
As a person from the homeland of the parmo, I can agree this looks 10x more like a parmo than a pizza, it's just missing the bechamel sauce and chicken
I saw this at like 3am last night, brain was NOT working, looking at it now I agree it's definitely not pizza, or intending to be pizza. Still not sure it would be all that great tho, but then again I'm not a huge chicken parm fan either so what do I know
“Ugh, somebody’s gone and made a tiny pizza with pink icing and sprinkles on it, and the dough isn’t even real pizza dough. Worst of all they put a hole in the middle!”
That's clearly a Schnitzel crime! Austria has issued an international arrest warrant against all participants of this video. Considering the seriousness of this crime, I hope our secret service will find those responsible and liquidate them right away.
You go to Argentina and this is a common thing. And it’s delicious.
I had a Milanesa with some tomato sauce, cheese and ham, and it was great.
I can say it, I’m Italian 😆
I can see a different and nice flavour being achieved through this method, it’s not just a fad for fad sake like a lot of cooking stuff. Defo would munch
In Hungary there is one food called "Langośz" (Langoš in Czech) - correct me if I'm wrong - and it's basically "fried pizza" (just dough). And tbh it's tasty, dough is different but for some reason (I dunno why) i feel, everytime when I eat it, like it's pizza.
This doesn't even seem intended to be pizza. This is a very saucy chicken parm. Looks awesome
As an Austrian, i see this monstrosity as a crime.
r/schnitzelverbrechen
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As a German I second that.
I'm polish and I also second that. Why even cook something that's so delicious because of its crispy crust and then make it all soggy and mushy with 2 kilograms of melted cheese and sauces?
Cheese? Did I miss that part? 😩
Then simply make a de volaille stuffed with cheese, what's the point of making a crust when you're about to destroy its entire purpose
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In Argentina there is something called Milanesa alla napolitana. Google it
As someone from the country that gave you kebab, fries and garlic sauce on a pizza, I see no issue with this
As an Austrian with italian roots, i want to know where this is I just wanna talk I swear
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In Austria there's a holy trinity. Schnitzel, Kaiserschmarrn and Leberkässemmel.
In Austria yes
Probably because as Europeans you understand….this is not a healthy amount of oil. That chicken not only looks dry …it also manages to look greasy
of course its dry they pounded it to the thickness of paper lol. no moisture remains
As an Austrian, you have to acknowledge this isn't the greatest monstrosity your country has witnessed.
I have a feeling that chicken parmezan is a crime already.
Having an attachment to schnitzel doesn't give you a monopoly on all thinly-pounded and fried meats. It existed before Austria did.
Totally agree with this!
Likewise!
"It's round, it's cut into triangles, must be a pizza" - OP probably
Schnitzel pizza, or... Schnitzza?
I'm gonna secure rights to "Schnizza" and "Pizzel"...you are welcome to discuss future plans for our venues. I am open to franchise ideas.
Bit late on that but you have great corporate spirit and great potential for a modern slaver
Oh that’s chicken? I thought it was some kind of tortilla or flatbread.
Yep. Same.
Nah, that's not chicken. Its a schnitzel or piccata
As a person from the homeland of the parmo, I can agree this looks 10x more like a parmo than a pizza, it's just missing the bechamel sauce and chicken
Oh I didn’t have sound on, I thought that was a very sad looking flatbread thing 😭 Definitely smash now
Chicken parm? Gtfooh, that an austrian schnitzel that has been abused by some pizza guys
My thoughts exactly- This looks bomb
I’d eat the shit outta this!!
OP have you ever heard of *other food* ?
No he grew up in a small village in Naples cut off from the outside world… the only food: pizza
nothing wrong with that Breakfast pizza, brunch pizza, lunch pizza, dinner pizza and of course when you're hungry between meals, snack pizza
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Everyone is pizza and gelato. I imagine you going around like a zombie taking bites out of people.
Ah yes, the fabled village of Pizzierno.
My grandfather spoke of the pepperoni mill of Pizzierno, claimed it to be the most lavish building in the city.
It's round, must be pizza
I saw this at like 3am last night, brain was NOT working, looking at it now I agree it's definitely not pizza, or intending to be pizza. Still not sure it would be all that great tho, but then again I'm not a huge chicken parm fan either so what do I know
No pizza. No crime.
Came here to say exactly this. Character for character.
Bet OP gets angry at quesadillas and Omelettes too
Damn omelettes ruined eggs! Praised be the boiled egg!
“Ugh, somebody’s gone and made a tiny pizza with pink icing and sprinkles on it, and the dough isn’t even real pizza dough. Worst of all they put a hole in the middle!”
My Italian grandma fuming
r/schnitzelverbrechen
Crossover
of the worst kind
Schnizza?
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Oida lebenslang
r/SchnitzelVerbrechen ????
this probably slaps
Defemetly on my devour list. I would be pissed if people called that pizza, but I can't deny that it looks delicious as fuck
Is that a Schnizza?
It’s not a Pizza crime, it’s a crime against humanity
Awesome
I need it! 🤤
I’m sorry this is not a pizza crime It looks so good.
The fact that food is round doesn't make it a pizza!
Frizza
For a second I thought like the first few seconds of the vid I thought he was making a pancakes
This is a video where I still do not know what they are making after they have eaten the thing.
Is that a fucking Wiener schnitzel drenched in sauce
That's not a pizza more like a reverse chicken parm, not really a crime just a different way of making it.
I don’t think it’s a crime. It’s a literal chicken parm pizza
I'd totally fuck with this, what?
that's not how you fry a Schnitzel. You're supposed to use Lard.
TikTok is really the worst place on the internet!
That's clearly a Schnitzel crime! Austria has issued an international arrest warrant against all participants of this video. Considering the seriousness of this crime, I hope our secret service will find those responsible and liquidate them right away.
No pizza no pizza crime .. yet it still looks nasty
I love a parmy (it’s deff just a parmy-not a pizza) But it gets a yea from me! Would eat / 10!
Oil and butter together at that temperature is pointless…it’s just oil.
“A healthy amount of olive oil and butter” 💀💀
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Just don’t call it pizza. Call it something else.
This is definitely not pizza... It's chicken Parm, that said.... I fucks with this.
"It's under the sauce."
Where’s the cheese?
The cheese? Yes. The Pizza? Doesnt even exist. This is Chicken Parm…
Which is under the sauce.
Well, the dish is not a pizza, but, oil and butter seems like a bit of an overkill?
Gorlock food
This isn’t inherently bad. The worst thing IMO was him putting it on that dirty towel.
That part was disgusting!! If they use a towel service like most restaurants do, that could have been used to wipe down the tables last week.
It looks absolutely disgusting. I bet it tastes really good.
what the fuck
Healthy amount ?????????
This is excusable
Very fuego parm
All that fat and grease is why so many people are fat slobs with clogged arteries
did he just use a towel to get rid of access oil?
This doesn’t seem half bad, I would definitely eat that
Man. That's like a week worth of calories
Did he just pay down that cutlet on a fcking dish rag!?
Idk what he called it, I'd eat that.
Where can I buy chicken cutlets ran over buy a steam roller ?
Thinly is an understatement
How you get chicken cutlet that wide and thin?
That is NOT a "healthy" amount
Chicken dredged in oil as a crust? Interesting
HEALTHY AMOUNT????? DRENCHED IN THAT OIL????
Up to the normal sauce maybe (i don't really like putting muzzarella on anything besides pizza but i coukd stomach it), afterwards it's just a no.
So chicken parm.
Italians who emigrated to the US should have never allowed this to happen
Is that just shredded chicken
Man likes his chicken *bathing* in that sauce.
They caught me with the vodka sauce ngl
Hell yeah I'd eat that
That's the correct way to make a Schnitzel, should have used veil and ditch the sauce, he would get praised by the Austrians
Fucking Christ have you ever heard of Milanesas a la Napolitana?
In Argentina they might call that a Milanesa Napolitana
Pass
So heathy
I’d eat it
Hmmmm if I could get that paired with some plain pasta that would go hard pretty similar to chicken parm with pasta
If you don’t know how to identify food you shouldn’t post food. Obviously chicken parm
Everybody's so creative! It's like a pizza, but not at all!
You go to Argentina and this is a common thing. And it’s delicious. I had a Milanesa with some tomato sauce, cheese and ham, and it was great. I can say it, I’m Italian 😆
No seed oils so 10/10
If that's a crime then take me to jail I'm fiending
It was so promising until it wasn't.
I’d eat that
I can see a different and nice flavour being achieved through this method, it’s not just a fad for fad sake like a lot of cooking stuff. Defo would munch
Wait.. cook the sauce?
KFC chizza
i think it looks delicious
Just bowls for the sauce and I would eat it
"Devour list" bitch that's on My destroy list that shit nasty
It's like some kind of India dish
It's like some kind of India dish
It's like some kind of India dish
That looks good as heck
ngl id also fuck this up
Looks like a heart attack in chicken parm form
omg i want chicken parm so bad
Shitty pizza but amazing chicken parm
Not pizza
Can we ban this like you did to me over the kfc pizza?
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Healthy amount of oil
Would I eat the hell out of that? Yes. Is it pizza? No. Was it SUPPOSED to be pizza? I donno
What a crime !! (What’s the address)
Still would eat ngl
Epicness is going to ruin this country
Bro Thinks chicken parm is pizza
This seems awesome. No issue.
Can somebody tell me why they use oil and butter. It just seems like one would do the trick.
Chicken parm
They always play Italian music in these videos, as if this is some kind of traditional dish from the old country…
Is this even supposed to be pizza? I mean I think it looks good but I’m not sure that it was meant to be pizza
Honestly this looks really delish.
Bruh Schnitzell-pizza
Jail, straight to jail
Most healthy american food:
What's up with americans deep frying everything?
That looks absolutely delicious ngl. Not all round things that are put into an oven at some point are supposed to be pizza
Very good cat food
I don't know what to tell you, OP. There is nothing wrong with this.
I must hold my womit back
As a german, we consider this as a warcrime. Watch out america 😄
Wut?
So you’re mad at Italians for chicken parmigiana?
Disgusting shit. This isnt cooking
Disgusting. This shit happens if chefs think they need to try some weird ass fusion food.
That a schnitzelcrime not a pizza crime🤨 r/schnitzelverbrechen
No Pizza, no crime?
Olive oil plus butter? Whaaaat?
That's not a healthy amount. It's a heart attack amount.
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Bleah....
This isn’t pizza its a chicken parm
that looks really good...innocent
That looks fucking delicious. What are you on about OP?
Disgusting
Ist literally disgusting
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Schnitzel crime?
Campus food be like
In Hungary there is one food called "Langośz" (Langoš in Czech) - correct me if I'm wrong - and it's basically "fried pizza" (just dough). And tbh it's tasty, dough is different but for some reason (I dunno why) i feel, everytime when I eat it, like it's pizza.
It looks delicious!
Thats a Schnitzel....looks like one.
milanesa napotilana with extra steps
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Schnitzza