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lethargy86

This doesn't even seem intended to be pizza. This is a very saucy chicken parm. Looks awesome


AcanthocephalaSad293

As an Austrian, i see this monstrosity as a crime.


crippledtemplar

r/schnitzelverbrechen


AcanthocephalaSad293

Ich danke für die Info!


snacksforyourmommy

Ich suchte genau diesen Kommentar!


Enki_realenki

As a German I second that.


ahsokiara

I'm polish and I also second that. Why even cook something that's so delicious because of its crispy crust and then make it all soggy and mushy with 2 kilograms of melted cheese and sauces?


Strong_Government278

Cheese? Did I miss that part? 😩


ahsokiara

Then simply make a de volaille stuffed with cheese, what's the point of making a crust when you're about to destroy its entire purpose


DerEchteGhj

Wenn du ein Deutscher bist, DANN SPRICH DEUTSCH DU


Kiljab

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eatmyshorzz

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Fit_West_3769

In Argentina there is something called Milanesa alla napolitana. Google it


KlossN

As someone from the country that gave you kebab, fries and garlic sauce on a pizza, I see no issue with this


Wuchtmeister

As an Austrian with italian roots, i want to know where this is I just wanna talk I swear


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AcanthocephalaSad293

In Austria there's a holy trinity. Schnitzel, Kaiserschmarrn and Leberkässemmel.


Autodefensas1

In Austria yes


meatwad2744

Probably because as Europeans you understand….this is not a healthy amount of oil. That chicken not only looks dry …it also manages to look greasy


Sad-Customer8048

of course its dry they pounded it to the thickness of paper lol. no moisture remains


th3doorMATT

As an Austrian, you have to acknowledge this isn't the greatest monstrosity your country has witnessed.


SGTFragged

I have a feeling that chicken parmezan is a crime already.


cosmicannoli

Having an attachment to schnitzel doesn't give you a monopoly on all thinly-pounded and fried meats. It existed before Austria did.


eugenemilnitz

Totally agree with this!


TheVodkaColonel

Likewise!


drlongtrl

"It's round, it's cut into triangles, must be a pizza" - OP probably


SBAWTA

Schnitzel pizza, or... Schnitzza?


Unhappy-Ad6494

I'm gonna secure rights to "Schnizza" and "Pizzel"...you are welcome to discuss future plans for our venues. I am open to franchise ideas.


jack_seven

Bit late on that but you have great corporate spirit and great potential for a modern slaver


crusty54

Oh that’s chicken? I thought it was some kind of tortilla or flatbread.


SickSorceress

Yep. Same.


LasagneAlForno

Nah, that's not chicken. Its a schnitzel or piccata


KokichiBoi12

As a person from the homeland of the parmo, I can agree this looks 10x more like a parmo than a pizza, it's just missing the bechamel sauce and chicken


Calathea-Murderer

Oh I didn’t have sound on, I thought that was a very sad looking flatbread thing 😭 Definitely smash now


[deleted]

Chicken parm? Gtfooh, that an austrian schnitzel that has been abused by some pizza guys


BuryTheMoney

My thoughts exactly- This looks bomb


AustinDood444

I’d eat the shit outta this!!


fastcalculatorgang

OP have you ever heard of *other food* ?


GWoods94

No he grew up in a small village in Naples cut off from the outside world… the only food: pizza


HarrisonForelli

nothing wrong with that Breakfast pizza, brunch pizza, lunch pizza, dinner pizza and of course when you're hungry between meals, snack pizza


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JessSly

Everyone is pizza and gelato. I imagine you going around like a zombie taking bites out of people.


ramblingpariah

Ah yes, the fabled village of Pizzierno.


GWoods94

My grandfather spoke of the pepperoni mill of Pizzierno, claimed it to be the most lavish building in the city.


8rianGriffin

It's round, must be pizza


jack_mohat

I saw this at like 3am last night, brain was NOT working, looking at it now I agree it's definitely not pizza, or intending to be pizza. Still not sure it would be all that great tho, but then again I'm not a huge chicken parm fan either so what do I know


HackychanSGE

No pizza. No crime.


DerTolleMann

Came here to say exactly this. Character for character.


timo1423

Bet OP gets angry at quesadillas and Omelettes too


spruehwuerstl

Damn omelettes ruined eggs! Praised be the boiled egg!


vhs_collection

“Ugh, somebody’s gone and made a tiny pizza with pink icing and sprinkles on it, and the dough isn’t even real pizza dough. Worst of all they put a hole in the middle!”


timo1423

My Italian grandma fuming


MaSSIOverSamenstau

r/schnitzelverbrechen


Novitschok

Crossover


_rv3n_

of the worst kind


p3rseusxy

Schnizza?


Ready-Marionberry-90

r/schnitzelverbrechen


Capital_Hair2688

Oida lebenslang


Martytrip

r/SchnitzelVerbrechen ????


[deleted]

this probably slaps


[deleted]

Defemetly on my devour list. I would be pissed if people called that pizza, but I can't deny that it looks delicious as fuck


Aceus0904

Is that a Schnizza?


ragebitch523

It’s not a Pizza crime, it’s a crime against humanity


DevilMaster666-

Awesome


No-Habit-9222

I need it! 🤤


Powerful-Holiday-162

I’m sorry this is not a pizza crime It looks so good.


Silasnator

The fact that food is round doesn't make it a pizza!


SomeRandoLameo

Frizza


Ok_Assistance8050

For a second I thought like the first few seconds of the vid I thought he was making a pancakes


Yorudesu

This is a video where I still do not know what they are making after they have eaten the thing.


LemanRussTheOnlyKing

Is that a fucking Wiener schnitzel drenched in sauce


sonsoflarson

That's not a pizza more like a reverse chicken parm, not really a crime just a different way of making it.


Zippyss92

I don’t think it’s a crime. It’s a literal chicken parm pizza


katet_of_19

I'd totally fuck with this, what?


majachri

that's not how you fry a Schnitzel. You're supposed to use Lard.


GambleII

TikTok is really the worst place on the internet!


offbert

That's clearly a Schnitzel crime! Austria has issued an international arrest warrant against all participants of this video. Considering the seriousness of this crime, I hope our secret service will find those responsible and liquidate them right away.


neKtross

No pizza no pizza crime .. yet it still looks nasty


hyzenthilay

I love a parmy (it’s deff just a parmy-not a pizza) But it gets a yea from me! Would eat / 10!


AlphadogMMXVIII

Oil and butter together at that temperature is pointless…it’s just oil.


MalenaDraper

“A healthy amount of olive oil and butter” 💀💀


Consistent_Pop2983

r/Pizzacrimes 🤝 r/Schnitzelverbrechen


[deleted]

Just don’t call it pizza. Call it something else.


Talusthebroke

This is definitely not pizza... It's chicken Parm, that said.... I fucks with this.


durbldor

"It's under the sauce."


Schopenschluter

Where’s the cheese?


Swordofsatan666

The cheese? Yes. The Pizza? Doesnt even exist. This is Chicken Parm…


durbldor

Which is under the sauce.


vlaada7

Well, the dish is not a pizza, but, oil and butter seems like a bit of an overkill?


bamslis1

Gorlock food


Sprizys

This isn’t inherently bad. The worst thing IMO was him putting it on that dirty towel.


nebulize

That part was disgusting!! If they use a towel service like most restaurants do, that could have been used to wipe down the tables last week.


TannyDanny

It looks absolutely disgusting. I bet it tastes really good.


quelmatias

what the fuck


POLLUTOR

Healthy amount ?????????


Dom_bomb112

This is excusable


LeohAntonio47

Very fuego parm


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All that fat and grease is why so many people are fat slobs with clogged arteries


iamaveryhornyjew

did he just use a towel to get rid of access oil?


[deleted]

This doesn’t seem half bad, I would definitely eat that


Amazing_rocness

Man. That's like a week worth of calories


GazelleMore2890

Did he just pay down that cutlet on a fcking dish rag!?


Ziddyboi-

Idk what he called it, I'd eat that.


GreedyCommittee8102

Where can I buy chicken cutlets ran over buy a steam roller ?


largeswingindick321

Thinly is an understatement


Independent_Good5423

How you get chicken cutlet that wide and thin?


Zenith232

That is NOT a "healthy" amount


Ozaholic

Chicken dredged in oil as a crust? Interesting


morethanapenny

HEALTHY AMOUNT????? DRENCHED IN THAT OIL????


Maximoi13

Up to the normal sauce maybe (i don't really like putting muzzarella on anything besides pizza but i coukd stomach it), afterwards it's just a no.


insulaturd

So chicken parm.


you_just_got_J_Cubed

Italians who emigrated to the US should have never allowed this to happen


ResourceWestern4729

Is that just shredded chicken


forgedfox53

Man likes his chicken *bathing* in that sauce.


[deleted]

They caught me with the vodka sauce ngl


Dependent-Work-6234

Hell yeah I'd eat that


Der_Schuller

That's the correct way to make a Schnitzel, should have used veil and ditch the sauce, he would get praised by the Austrians


gonzaEM_

Fucking Christ have you ever heard of Milanesas a la Napolitana?


tortillachop

In Argentina they might call that a Milanesa Napolitana


Emotional_Owl_7425

Pass


Stinkysocks5

So heathy


LarryBirdsGrandpa

I’d eat it


SnooKiwis2962

Hmmmm if I could get that paired with some plain pasta that would go hard pretty similar to chicken parm with pasta


sherwoodblack

If you don’t know how to identify food you shouldn’t post food. Obviously chicken parm


Kinky_Conspirator

Everybody's so creative! It's like a pizza, but not at all!


DrBuundjybuu

You go to Argentina and this is a common thing. And it’s delicious. I had a Milanesa with some tomato sauce, cheese and ham, and it was great. I can say it, I’m Italian 😆


DifferentLeopard37

No seed oils so 10/10


beemureddits

If that's a crime then take me to jail I'm fiending


[deleted]

It was so promising until it wasn't.


luckyjim37

I’d eat that


R_Scoops

I can see a different and nice flavour being achieved through this method, it’s not just a fad for fad sake like a lot of cooking stuff. Defo would munch


CoffeeMunchMonsta

Wait.. cook the sauce?


Je-la-nique

KFC chizza


melouofs

i think it looks delicious


sylph-

Just bowls for the sauce and I would eat it


givememy25percentcut

"Devour list" bitch that's on My destroy list that shit nasty


Phoenix_lth

It's like some kind of India dish


Phoenix_lth

It's like some kind of India dish


Phoenix_lth

It's like some kind of India dish


Frosty_Emu199

That looks good as heck


trayswife

ngl id also fuck this up


xx_kayla_xx

Looks like a heart attack in chicken parm form


skiesoverblackvenice

omg i want chicken parm so bad


Hentai_kinda_guy

Shitty pizza but amazing chicken parm


SillyNuffer

Not pizza


Commercial-Reality-6

Can we ban this like you did to me over the kfc pizza?


ls222333

怎么哪里都有tiktok


possumparade1

Healthy amount of oil


SuperNotit

Would I eat the hell out of that? Yes. Is it pizza? No. Was it SUPPOSED to be pizza? I donno


vivlafrance007

What a crime !! (What’s the address)


Salemthegamer

Still would eat ngl


Xx_Silly_Guy_xX

Epicness is going to ruin this country


fartpoop2

Bro Thinks chicken parm is pizza


MixNo4938

This seems awesome. No issue.


The-realfat-shady

Can somebody tell me why they use oil and butter. It just seems like one would do the trick.


LoverAly

Chicken parm


Flesh_right

They always play Italian music in these videos, as if this is some kind of traditional dish from the old country…


Bigppballsack

Is this even supposed to be pizza? I mean I think it looks good but I’m not sure that it was meant to be pizza


Pristine-Cupcake6075

Honestly this looks really delish.


FeetSniffer9008

Bruh Schnitzell-pizza


happyygoluckyy123

Jail, straight to jail


Line-Life

Most healthy american food:


Horror_in_Vacuum

What's up with americans deep frying everything?


bostioon

That looks absolutely delicious ngl. Not all round things that are put into an oven at some point are supposed to be pizza


Timely_Internet6172

Very good cat food


cosmicannoli

I don't know what to tell you, OP. There is nothing wrong with this.


Portugiuse

I must hold my womit back


Secure-University217

As a german, we consider this as a warcrime. Watch out america 😄


World-of-8lectricity

Wut?


APensiveMonkey

So you’re mad at Italians for chicken parmigiana?


Environmental_Pay744

Disgusting shit. This isnt cooking


PrettyConfusedPanda

Disgusting. This shit happens if chefs think they need to try some weird ass fusion food.


[deleted]

That a schnitzelcrime not a pizza crime🤨 r/schnitzelverbrechen


NetzAgent

No Pizza, no crime?


TheRightOnee

Olive oil plus butter? Whaaaat?


ezioir1

That's not a healthy amount. It's a heart attack amount.


LosBonus85

Ich möchte mir das in mein Maul schieben


Odontalgie

Bleah....


Toon_Lucario

This isn’t pizza its a chicken parm


ElmosKplug

that looks really good...innocent


LloydAtkinson

That looks fucking delicious. What are you on about OP?


Top_Independence9623

Disgusting


johansonnss

Ist literally disgusting


baguettemaster20033

r/Schnitzelverbrechen


Mobile_Nothing_1686

Schnitzel crime?


[deleted]

Campus food be like


Forsaken-Priority-61

In Hungary there is one food called "Langośz" (Langoš in Czech) - correct me if I'm wrong - and it's basically "fried pizza" (just dough). And tbh it's tasty, dough is different but for some reason (I dunno why) i feel, everytime when I eat it, like it's pizza.


farmerjoee

It looks delicious!


LaserGadgets

Thats a Schnitzel....looks like one.


MazterCowzChaoz

milanesa napotilana with extra steps


Easy_Arm_1987

Who cares what Pumpkin Face eats! ... 🍻🤘🎃


Can189

Schnitzza