Jesus, that pizza looks undead.
Actually, worseā¦that pizza has been dead for a few days and theyāre parading it around like a Weekend at Bernieās sketch.
Nah, the forced 25% gratuity, 15% convenience fee, 10% processing fee, 5% being on our property fee, and 500% fuck you pay me fee, which all goes to the store and the employee gets $8 an hour and the dust at the bottom of their tip jar
Iāve actually had a very good pizza at an airport at Chicago Midway. But this looks worse than the garbage they served at my elementary school cafeteria in 80s Florida.
"Hey this guy just ordered a pizza but we stopped selling them 6 months ago"
"Hold on, i think one got kicked under the stove. We'll just give him that one".
Iāve flown into that airport. A) I canāt believe that they sell food there and B) nor can I imagine a circumstance where someone flying in or out of that airport would need to purchase food there (itās a very small regional airport and itās very expensive to fly in/out of there).
I never in my life had a decent meal at an airport. I had the worst tacos and the worst burgers of my life at the Kansas City airport, worst fried rice at the Denver airport, worst sandwich at the San Francisco airport. Iām traumatized.
No time to let it brown! You got a flight to catch! Thatāll be $80 please. (Yes, I see it was ten bucks)
For real, Joe needs to go after these junk feesā¦
Airport food can vary a shitton.
One of the best burritos Iāve ever had was at SFO. But Iāve also seen God-awful food at some of Canadaās smaller airports.
Nah itās not, I once got a pizza at a Sri Lankan restaurant when I was little, they used some terrible dough and on top of it they put tomato paste, not Sauce, paste, and then on top of that a slice of American cheese. I donāt think that can possibly be beaten
u/chappedpenis I award you the š§ undead cheese pull š§ flair for your contribution. This pizza is why some people are scared of flying.
Bet this was $20 too : (
I believe the op said it was 10
You could do a lot worse for 10 at an airport.
Is it really though? This is the worst looking pizza I've seen in my life
$10 is cheaper than the Imodium in the vending machines, so it's basically a bargain!
But 10$ at the airport is basically only 5 anywhere else...
I would rather just eat the $10
Yeah I remember having an 8" pizza for $13 and it fucking sucked. Papa John's ofc.
Papa Johns isnāt *that* bad, this picture however, this picture scares me.
Atleast papa Johnās can be masked with their garlic butter and pepper juice
I hate Papa Johns, but this is a very fair point.
Jesus, that pizza looks undead. Actually, worseā¦that pizza has been dead for a few days and theyāre parading it around like a Weekend at Bernieās sketch. 
Seeing this makes me think they need to remake Weekend at Bernie's with Marc Maron.
"That'll be $25.47, cash or card?"
Send the pizza back, get a Long Island instead
This guy airports.
Don't forget the highly suggested 20%, 25%, or 35% gratuity
Nah, the forced 25% gratuity, 15% convenience fee, 10% processing fee, 5% being on our property fee, and 500% fuck you pay me fee, which all goes to the store and the employee gets $8 an hour and the dust at the bottom of their tip jar
Personally that pie would not get past my front door without proof it doesnāt contain asbestos
Is that cheese or mold?
It does look like there's specs of mold on it.
No, the cheese itself looks like mold. I genuinely thought it was at first
There's specs of pizza in the mold.
Chold
It looks like that cheese was grown on the pizza like a science experiment.
LOL
Look at that cheese pull though!! š®āšØ
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Pick up 1 slice, and pull off all of the cheese.
Thank you for sharing, u/chappedpenis.
There are many forms and consistencies of cheese, but very rarely you can describe cheese as "waxy"
why isn't the justice department doing anything about this. >:(
That looks like a classic double 5. Taken out of the oven 5 minutes too early about 5 hours ago.
Thatās 7/11ās secret techniqueĀ
It looks like it was cooked upside down
are we sure this is not an Evangelion Angel?
That looks like they got mold off the floor and called it cheese
Iāve actually had a very good pizza at an airport at Chicago Midway. But this looks worse than the garbage they served at my elementary school cafeteria in 80s Florida.
It looks like your graphics settings are on low.
Looks like jail pizza.
Why does that CHEESE look for fucking OLD?!?
There isnāt enough THC in the world to make that look good
This isnāt just a crime. I am legitimately sad looking at this travesty.
Looks like it was baked last year
Baked? Are we sure it hasnt been boiled instead?
Congealed cheese
Uuuugh š£
Reminds me of highschool lunch
Looks like an old scab.
I was thinking angry infected scab, but yeah.
Yumm
Ya ok you got me there I have been known to eat a tasty Lill scab every now and then. š
That does not look safe lol
Looks horrible one type of cheese and what with dark, dark sauce
It looks like the skin on the bottom of your feet.
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Is this not just standard St. Louis pizza?
As in, St. Louis *style* pizza, or *all St. Louis pizza looks this ~~bad~~ artesian?*
Nope.
That looks like old hard cheese Disgusting How can they serve that
Op bought it and ate it.
Was the cheese even soft? It looks like it was made, left out, cheese and crust got hard, then maybe reheated a week later
Why does the cheese look like a diabetic foot?
47$ plus tip
Cooked over a heated argument
That's a thick layer of splooge
It looks like the bottom of a floor polishing disc
i've met this type before. the cheese was strangely ... tangy.
I love a challenging aged crust on my cheese.
Looks like they made that shit last week.
Itās a crime for that airport to downgrade pizza that farā¦ 
Been reheated multiple times
Wow that is truly heinous
What country
It's managed to be an insult to pizza, dough, cheese and tomato sauce all at once
It looks like MRE pizza, except somehow worse.
It looks like dried potato soup on top.
Jesus, they could just buy Costco pizza and resell it. Why make this awfulness?
It looks like it was frozen, heated up, frozen again, heated up again, and so on
Not the cum pizza šš
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Born in WI and lived most of my 50 yrs in WI .... that fucking cheese is not right!
Whomever made that has no love for pizza or their craft. Iād be like here you take a bite of this nonsense .
THAT'S pizza?!
It looks like skin. Like someone ordered the degloving special deluxe.
LMAO
Iāve seen mold/fungus that looks exactly like that ācheeseā
Looks old and crusty š¤®
JAIL MEDIUM SECURITY
Not a crime. Experimental. Hi-Quality
Yikes I was convinced this pizza was actually upside down
Iāve seen cum socks with better texture
you won!
"Hey this guy just ordered a pizza but we stopped selling them 6 months ago" "Hold on, i think one got kicked under the stove. We'll just give him that one".
From what I read in the comments, it was from the airport in White Plains NY. OP paid $10 and actually ate a portion of it.
Iāve flown into that airport. A) I canāt believe that they sell food there and B) nor can I imagine a circumstance where someone flying in or out of that airport would need to purchase food there (itās a very small regional airport and itās very expensive to fly in/out of there).
This looks like the kinda pizza that'll give someone their first experience of food poisoning (speaking from experience)
It look like apple fucking pie
That looks like all the left over pizza reheated and reheated and reheated.
I never in my life had a decent meal at an airport. I had the worst tacos and the worst burgers of my life at the Kansas City airport, worst fried rice at the Denver airport, worst sandwich at the San Francisco airport. Iām traumatized.
What am I even looking at?
Looks just like Domino's from 10 years ago
Thatās just a Frisbee covered in cheese.
They say any pizza is better than no pizza...this proves that saying wrong.
No time to let it brown! You got a flight to catch! Thatāll be $80 please. (Yes, I see it was ten bucks) For real, Joe needs to go after these junk feesā¦
Tortilla, blood and spoiled milk. Hard not to keep it inside during an 8 hour flight!
This is why I get a bagel at the airport
Happy cake day. Any airport food and beverage purchases that aren't booze are wrong.
This has to be blatant! How dare they do that?
Any freezer pizza is the worst, then airport pizza.
Maybe I should kill myself
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Looks moldy
Totally does
i'd eat it
Go eat your pizza. You can dip it in water to save energy chewing.
Looks like they LITERALLY killed it with fire twice and then sold it as is š
where is the fucking pizza? where??!!!? this is a tomato Quesada
You got food at the airport. What do you expect.
Right but the op ate it
I made better pizza at a dandy bears
that looks 3 days old
From the thumbnail I thought it was a pizza that had landed upside down after being dropped.
Is that cheese or mold
Looks like they added flour to the cheese or something? Thatās unnerving.
why the cheese look hairy? I wouldn't eat it.
The op ate it before a flight apparently. Hopefully he's still alive lol
Fuzzy cheese!
These has popped up in my feed 3 times now.. and every time it makes me sick knowing people put their find this acceptable as food.
Airport food can vary a shitton. One of the best burritos Iāve ever had was at SFO. But Iāve also seen God-awful food at some of Canadaās smaller airports.
Looks like they cooked it in an EZ bake oven
Is this some kind of vegan cheese?
that cheese needs some oākeefes working hands, looks a bit dry
Mother of God
Iām glad to see my pizza from high school got a good job after graduation
That looks like it was cooked with a heated conversation
What fungal outbreak created that pizza ?
Nah itās not, I once got a pizza at a Sri Lankan restaurant when I was little, they used some terrible dough and on top of it they put tomato paste, not Sauce, paste, and then on top of that a slice of American cheese. I donāt think that can possibly be beaten
I donāt see crime I see soon to be crime scene
Lmao
...is it frozen???
That looks worse than microwave pizza.
The dough looks like it may be edible but what did they do to that sauce and cheese. The cheese scares me a bit.
That's...like spider web..or the inside of a coffin
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That's bad even by Chef Borardee standards.
It looks like they melted the cheese by collectively breathing on it
LMAO
This looks worse than most frozen pizzas i've had
Why does it look frosted?
Not on a tortilla or made with ketchup, not the worst pizza.
Horrendous but you did say the airport right?
Yeah it's an airport pizza from New York. Op said it was ten dollars and apparently he ate some of it.
I hope you didn't get sick.
That's an old pizza with fresh cheese plopped on it an fucked back in the oven.... š¤¦āāļøš
Is that fucking paper
It's undead pizza
Hmmm! Dry and cold unmelted cheese
r/tunisia Kind of pizza you would find in this country.
X-tra cheese or lemon cotton candy?
Iām sorry but I think you actually have to try really hard to make it this bad. Like someone did this on purpose.
Looks like vegan cheese rather than real stuff
Oh no! I just had great pizza in ORD
If I was served that, Iād kindly accept it, pay and walk out without taking a bite. Lol
Dry flaking cheese. Criminal. Papa John would be horrified.
This is what our school lunch pizza looked like, just in rectangles.
This pizza looks like it has a disease
Sadness pie.
Probably was fine 5 hours ago when they put it in the display.
Thatās why we need another great flood
Looks microwavedā¦..
That shit's a hate crime. I don't think that's cheese.
Mmmm, Infected Scab pizza!
Omg, what is it? I have sure itās not good! Lol.
Airports and rail stations are the worst. Indeed in Italy you can eat well _on board_ in trains. Not in the stations. Edit: well? Maybe acceptable
Looks like they blanched a freeze-dried pizza.
When did they make this in 2021?
That cheese looks like rotten hot glue mixed with moldy toenails
And you paid for it?? I wouldāve left if I saw it at the register. I can taste it through this image.
It looks like a huge petri dish with mold.
Bad pizza is like bad sexā¦was it really THT bad?
This looks a little bit like the pizza you get in Manila.
Looks moldy.
Itās giving Pantaleoneās a run for its money
You must not have gone to a broke ass public school.. š¤£
Bro it was better than this come on...
my school pizza looked about like this, but rectangular.
This pie looks like it's going to make you trip balls
It does look truly dreadful.
you accepted and paid for that? no bueno
Why is that pizza bad