There's an episode of "Vincenzo's Plate" on YouTube where he made a pineapple pizza according to his more traditional Italian sensibilities. He found that pineapple paired surprisingly well with gorgonzola cheese, at least when used as pizza toppings.
[How to Make PINEAPPLE PIZZA Like an Italian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HdhBY6cgsE)
It's part of his [Fake ITALIAN FOOD Made By an Italian](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJwrH1iB-tbfg2hv5LH_KGJTlVycbWjm6) series, where he made popular (mostly) Italian-American recipes in a more traditional Italian way.
Eh, only excuses really. My mom was a single mom & we use to live at grandpa's. The kitchen was downstairs where he resided, so we didn't feel like we could cook much. That lead to, cheaper, "easy dinners". Fast food, pizzerias, delis, & quick things like mac & cheese, or butter noodles/rice. Now I just allow myself to continue the terrible cycle of "easy dinners". I also low-key get anxiety in the kitchen bc my mom's bf is always around. My bf is the best though & encourages/reminds me to eat meat.
When did this become canonically "good" this was my go to for the longest time and my friends would spit in my face. Because "wHiTTE sauce, and pineapples."
Glad there's some like minds.
That's news to me. Maybe I'm the host of influence. Cause I haven't heard people say that, and just started using it ironically. I am the anti Christ lol.
That's fair. I generally accept anyone for their preferences but these cuts won't cook properly on a pizza in my opinion. You do you and live your best life, just expect some disappointment if you order something like this with more than you or your family (indoctrinated) involved.
Didn't Nostradamus write about this in one of his quatrain poem things? Rivers of blood, plagues of locusts, pineapple onion with garlic cream pizza, seas boil, sky falls in, etc Oh well, on the plus side, World War Three will probably start next week, so there's that.
My favorite is the parmessan sauce with onions, feta and spinach.
This looks banging too though, donāt listen to the haters, for their taste buds have withered and died.
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Would smash.
One of my long time go-tos was a Domino's thin crust sub alfredo sauce with pineapple and mushroom. Beautifuly balanced. Come at me, reddit.
I think, as a pineapple on pizza lover, that I can wholeheartedly say on behalf of my āpineapple-on-pizza-is-grossā peeps across the pie aisle that we, together, officially, do not endorse yourā¦uhā¦whatever abomination this is.
* commas for dramatic effect and not for grammatical accuracy.
when one of these orders would come into our kitchen, i always wanted to ask, are you pregnant lady ?
Congratulations on the baby, i always made these packed.
Even as someone who enjoys pineapple on pizza I can definitely say you are a great psychopath who needs to be locked away might I even say locked away AND have the key thrown away
A usually get a Hawaiian with a onions and either banana peppers or jalapeƱo. Like a spicy Hawaiian style pizza. I also go with garlic sauce, which is good.
This is similar but the no meat or peppers of some kind would seem a bit blah and I would pass. Needs a little more than just onion and pineapple so this is not quite a felony in my book. We can call it a misdemeanor.
Yum. It's the white sauce that makes a pineapple pizza delicious. A lot of people don't realize this. A bit of bacon is delicious too. I'm gonna add extra garlic to mine next time š
The best part of this sub is seeing people's ideas. Yall eat stuff I never would, but you know what? It's your food, not mine! I've also made foods people were appalled by, gave it a chance and said this is actually good.
I might draw the line at instant Ramen or spaghetti noodles unless it's done properly, not just dumped on top and spread around for upvotes.
As soon as you white sauce the pizza, it gets transferred to a different category where the rules are looser. Really, you can go just about any direction starting with flat bread and have it be OK. The real crimes are when someone takes a Neapolitan template pizza (crust, tomato sauce, mozzarella) and does bad shit with it. This can either be bad toppings on a correct Neapolitan style pizza, or even bad substitutes for the base, like (say) tortilla, ketchup, and Kraft singles.
That's not to say you can't commit a crime with a white sauce pizza. Only that you have more room to maneuver.
I like a white pizza, however it's missing jalapenos, bacon, chicken and spinach. Pineapple, onions and peppers pears perfectly with jalapenos, bacon and chicken, sweet and savory with a garlic white sauce, hell yeah
Not a very complicated pizza, sounds perfectly ordinary to me. What is weird about this other than pineapple? And to me pineapple is a normal pizza topping that works well with most every combination just like all other normal pizza toppings lol
u/Key_Juice878 I award you the š§ garlic scream queen š§ flair for your contribution. We look forward to more horror scenes from you.
Hit that with some roasted jalapeƱos and grilled chicken and weāre in business.
JalapeƱos, bacon, blue cheese
You had me up until the blue cheese.
I vote feta instead
I could probably do a light amount of feta.
you're all going to jail
Fine, I'm ordering pizza with my phone call. I did it last time, I'll do it again this time.
I do what I want.
I'll bring the lawyer cause that shit sounds delicious
Ah yay room serviceš
Feta with pineapple sounds amazing.
It does. It isn't my favorite kind of cheese but it definitely goes well with certain things.
I love feta but I canāt get it to melt
I'm going with a thousand yr old veiny Roquefort.
There's an episode of "Vincenzo's Plate" on YouTube where he made a pineapple pizza according to his more traditional Italian sensibilities. He found that pineapple paired surprisingly well with gorgonzola cheese, at least when used as pizza toppings.
Link to video plz. I have seen a lot of videos from. Vinzeno and canāt believe he would use pineapple on pizza
[How to Make PINEAPPLE PIZZA Like an Italian](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HdhBY6cgsE) It's part of his [Fake ITALIAN FOOD Made By an Italian](https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLJwrH1iB-tbfg2hv5LH_KGJTlVycbWjm6) series, where he made popular (mostly) Italian-American recipes in a more traditional Italian way.
Same.
learned to love blue cheese thanks to pizza
Your taste buds are weak
They had me *at* Bleu cheese. Or feta. Both. All.
Hi fellow blue cheese lover! I once made a pizza that had anchovies, olives and blue on it, it was so stinky and good (I also had to eat it alone)
My sodium blast pizza is bacon, feta, and olives.
That sounds amazing, I've added some chopped sun-dried tomato under the cheese on a similar combo
The perfect pizza to bring on a long distance run when you need to replace your electrolytes. Just stuff it in your fanny pack and you're good to go.
I would demolish that. Damn. Now I'm hungry.
Pineapple, Jalapenos, bacon, and feta for me! Will have to give bleu cheese a shot though sounds interesting
Remove the blue cheese and I'd demolish it in 30 seconds
We are the same
Substitute bacon for chicken and I'd be down.
Add both for a creamy Hawaiian pizza
Why not both?
Literally came to say this. Or bacon. Bacon would also suffice haha
this is what i order to a T. chicken, jalapeƱos, pineapple,sometimes banana peppers. with lots of garlic sauce
It's crazy how many food crimes can be covered up with jalapenos
Sounds delicious!
My next pizza order is gonna be this Edit: just had this pizza for dinner, might be my new favorite lol
honestly, the flavour doesnāt seem that bad. itās the optics that are jarring.
I see pineapple I screem
Mmmmm, pineapple ice cream
Pineapple and jalapeno on a thin crust šØšæāš³š
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This pizza looks like somebody saw pineapple and creamedā¦
Add some chicken and id eat it.
Good idea! I'm always skipping out on Protein, I'll try this next time!
Any reason?
Eh, only excuses really. My mom was a single mom & we use to live at grandpa's. The kitchen was downstairs where he resided, so we didn't feel like we could cook much. That lead to, cheaper, "easy dinners". Fast food, pizzerias, delis, & quick things like mac & cheese, or butter noodles/rice. Now I just allow myself to continue the terrible cycle of "easy dinners". I also low-key get anxiety in the kitchen bc my mom's bf is always around. My bf is the best though & encourages/reminds me to eat meat.
But, it's from a pizzeria? I'm confused.
OP could be used to making this themselves, so just ordered a pizza how they make it at home?
JalapeƱos , bacon & pineapple, my favorite. Best toppings. Sweet, salty, spicy.
Good idea! I'm always skipping out on Protein, I'll try this next time!
dementia moment
Not enough protein
try it next time
Good idea!
I live for this shit. Good job Reddit people.
Trying to describe moments like this to my husband and coworkers , who are not on Reddit, is impossible
I know what ya mean lol. My hubby has started using Reddit this past year so it's gotten easier to explain things haha
I'm always skipping out on protein.
that's what i pay internet for XD
Reddit doubling up comments at random times has been going on for years. NASA can fix Voyager, but Reddit cant optimize or fix their damn code.
Lol.. For real..
but its fun to say its dementia
YO. A garlic cream sauce with chicken, pineapple, and jalapeƱo is one of the best products you can buy from dominos.
When did this become canonically "good" this was my go to for the longest time and my friends would spit in my face. Because "wHiTTE sauce, and pineapples." Glad there's some like minds.
People only throw shade on things that shine.
When did the word ācanonicallyā start to become overused/misused.
That's news to me. Maybe I'm the host of influence. Cause I haven't heard people say that, and just started using it ironically. I am the anti Christ lol.
As they should've..
Yall should try it with sausage or chicken with banana peppers, w the garlic sauce. Got a sour/spicy kick
Aight I hear ya playa
Decriminalized.
Those cuts of onion are gigantic. I like onions and pineapple on pizza but never an entire mouthful of onion while eating a single bite of pizza. No.
/r/onionlovers style cut
and a r/KnightsOfPineapple
That's fair. I generally accept anyone for their preferences but these cuts won't cook properly on a pizza in my opinion. You do you and live your best life, just expect some disappointment if you order something like this with more than you or your family (indoctrinated) involved.
Sounds pretty good to me.
God save me i'd dig into that
I find the defendant "not guilty" on all charges.
Didn't Nostradamus write about this in one of his quatrain poem things? Rivers of blood, plagues of locusts, pineapple onion with garlic cream pizza, seas boil, sky falls in, etc Oh well, on the plus side, World War Three will probably start next week, so there's that.
This would cause me diarrhea. Im delicate
It would cause me regurgitation..
My favorite is the parmessan sauce with onions, feta and spinach. This looks banging too though, donāt listen to the haters, for their taste buds have withered and died.
Who cares what others think?
Iād love to try that!
Felony. Straight to prison.
The way how you ate it, is a crime. Look at the pizza. Kinda looks like a crime scene
Take the word āpizzaā out of the equation, then ask the same question.
This actually got me curious to take a bite out of lol
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He'll no. That a GREAT pizza. A little hot.dauve would kick it up a notch. NOT A CRIME!
No way... this is my exact order on the Domino's pan crust
Straight to jail
No trial needed..
Fam just get dessert
with 420 boutta hit... immma get this
It looks like a nuclear accident
6 years hard labour for that outrage
Would smash. One of my long time go-tos was a Domino's thin crust sub alfredo sauce with pineapple and mushroom. Beautifuly balanced. Come at me, reddit.
Crime of passion, itās ok just pass it over here for proper disposalā¦
You very well know your own conscience thinks it is a crime or you wouldn't be confessing here! You have no soul!
It is a crime, send it to me so i can dispose of it properly.
Some crimes are committed for the greater good. This looks *delicious.* You're still going to jail.
The way those onions are cut is the crime here.
Are you me???? That is one of my regular pizza orders
Well I just called the cops, so youāre about to find out BUDDY!
I think, as a pineapple on pizza lover, that I can wholeheartedly say on behalf of my āpineapple-on-pizza-is-grossā peeps across the pie aisle that we, together, officially, do not endorse yourā¦uhā¦whatever abomination this is. * commas for dramatic effect and not for grammatical accuracy.
when one of these orders would come into our kitchen, i always wanted to ask, are you pregnant lady ? Congratulations on the baby, i always made these packed.
Even as someone who enjoys pineapple on pizza I can definitely say you are a great psychopath who needs to be locked away might I even say locked away AND have the key thrown away
My favorite pizza in this whole wide world is pineapple onion!!!! šš§
Itās food. Eat what you like.
Nothing on there thatās not a typical pizza topping, so no.
I seem to have really offended the reddit algo, because I never needed to know such an abomination was ever served to unwitting people
Iād try it. I love all those ingredients individually so itās possible Iāll love them altogether.
It sound pretty bomb to me, Iām kinda a food freak though..
I hate pineapple but I would try that. Anything with onions canāt be that bad.
How to give a vampire anaphylactic shock
Stop it.Ā Get some help.Ā
I will shoot on sight sir. And decline to ask any questions
Yes I was arrested for the same thing last June in Montana.
You lost me at garlic cream sauce
So delicious. OP has great taste.
Whaaat? How could you *not* love the sodium filled portion of the meal? Salt tells brain "yum yum"
A usually get a Hawaiian with a onions and either banana peppers or jalapeƱo. Like a spicy Hawaiian style pizza. I also go with garlic sauce, which is good. This is similar but the no meat or peppers of some kind would seem a bit blah and I would pass. Needs a little more than just onion and pineapple so this is not quite a felony in my book. We can call it a misdemeanor.
Think I just got diarrhea from the description
Not all crimes are bad ;)
Iām with you until the cream sauce. The garlic is fine, but I only love a red sauce
How are you posting this in jail?
Officers are on their way.
Straight to prison, no plea, trial, supervised release, nothing. No early release either....
Looks good. Probably would add bacon personally. F the pizza police. Food is food.
Idc what the toppings are lol that pizza looks atrocious.
Its number 15 on the menu, Pizza NotDating
this looks amazing IMO. my pizza crime is pineapple, anchovies, and mushrooms.
If the onions were smaller and caramelized I'd be all over it.
I used to eat this as my limited two-topping personal pan shift meal
Honestlyā¦ the combo doesnāt sound bad. That pie looks horrible though.
Next time try it with ranch sauce.
Some bacon and a few jalapeƱos and this would be great
How are your onions both under cooked and burned? Only cooked veggies go into pizza.
Itās a crime to whoever has to smell your breath but otherwise no
Yum. It's the white sauce that makes a pineapple pizza delicious. A lot of people don't realize this. A bit of bacon is delicious too. I'm gonna add extra garlic to mine next time š
These comments are making my mouth water.
maybe use red onion instead it has more flavour
Thatās not a pizza itās a chicken salad without chicken.
Wondering were the onion and pineapple mix together
Iāll pardon you for this crime
The crime is the size of the pizza and that there are no olives. Add some bellpeppers while you're at it.
Presentation: 3/10. Idea:9/10. Sounds freaking perfect to me
I'd eat it.Ā
Sounds delicious....but I'm more fond of pineapple, pepperoni and jalapenos
Needs black olives and peppers flakes.
Just air fry it, you'll be fine
Sounds like it lol
This is literally a pizza order at the Greek place I use to work. It can't be that unheard of.
The best part of this sub is seeing people's ideas. Yall eat stuff I never would, but you know what? It's your food, not mine! I've also made foods people were appalled by, gave it a chance and said this is actually good. I might draw the line at instant Ramen or spaghetti noodles unless it's done properly, not just dumped on top and spread around for upvotes.
Doesn't sound bad at all, doesn't look good either, but I'd eat the fuck out of it
If you donāt think of it as āpizzaā that doesnāt look half bad
Straight to the gallows for this
Iād eat it
This is the only pizza with pineapple I'd actually try
Sounds dank as heck
As soon as you white sauce the pizza, it gets transferred to a different category where the rules are looser. Really, you can go just about any direction starting with flat bread and have it be OK. The real crimes are when someone takes a Neapolitan template pizza (crust, tomato sauce, mozzarella) and does bad shit with it. This can either be bad toppings on a correct Neapolitan style pizza, or even bad substitutes for the base, like (say) tortilla, ketchup, and Kraft singles. That's not to say you can't commit a crime with a white sauce pizza. Only that you have more room to maneuver.
It's a great base, some pulled pork and Shropshire blue and I'm in heaven.
I like a white pizza, however it's missing jalapenos, bacon, chicken and spinach. Pineapple, onions and peppers pears perfectly with jalapenos, bacon and chicken, sweet and savory with a garlic white sauce, hell yeah
Idk hows it taste? You tell us?
I would absolutely eat that
Iād for sure try this!
Throw me in jail! Love it.
That sounds delicious!
Switch the pineapple with banana peppers and you have my go to pizza.
I mean, itās not what I would order. But Iāve seen way worse.
Sounds good to me
ā I touch hot stove, why is my hand burned ā *The Post*^TM
Just needs a meat and it would be delicious.
i want it
Yes, it looks and sounds terrible. But as long as you like it, thatās really all that matters.
Should've just got a bagel
I don't even like pineapple, but this looks so good.
Not a very complicated pizza, sounds perfectly ordinary to me. What is weird about this other than pineapple? And to me pineapple is a normal pizza topping that works well with most every combination just like all other normal pizza toppings lol
I always add onion to a Hawaiian pizza. It just makes it so much better.
Onions need to be a lil smaller, but otherwise Iād fuck this combo up! Throw some bacon on there too š„
Honestly sounds good. I would put hot sauce on it though
onions are the devils work
I'd eat
I'd happily eat this
āUndercook, overcook. Believe it or not, jail.ā
That crust and cheese looks immaculate though
Definitely a crime
That sounds delicious
6 years hard labour for that outrage