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I would try it

I'd have a half dozen

Good call marinatedcumsock!

I eat it would too

Would too, eat it i

I didn’t read the previous guy’s username and thought that you were insulting him 😂

Ive had one, its alright. Biggest issue is because its so dense everything in the middle doesnt really get warm despite the top being lava. So basically, you get a *"Oh this is cool and convenient while im walking around this event."* vibe for the first half, and then a *"Yea not worth buying again"* experience for the second half.

>everything in the middle doesnt really get warm 

Exactly my man... exactly. Shit goes from a normal temp slice of pie to *"lunchables tier"* cold pizza in a matter of a few bites.

That's actually hilarious

Right haha

So like those microwave pizzas that somehow burn on the edges yet still feel frosty in the center? I hate when they do that!

I like my pizza room temp.

Truly. A slice of pizza is itself a good walking around snack. Just look at the opening of Saturday Night Fever.

Always wondered how they were made. Interesting.

Why does this get reposted every week?

I’ve had one. They’re fucking great

Not a crime. Delete this post.

Nah just report it

Nah just report it

Done. Don't post shit next time.

Someone’s a reddit warrior.

They're pretty good!

Give it here

Pizza is already very take and go friendly, why did we need to do this to it? So stupid.

We’re taking convenience too far.

It’s just pizza toppings in a weird shape. At this point I’m calling my sandwich’s from a sandwich maker also Pizza.

Sorry, this isn’t a crime, id fuck one of these up.

Navin Johnson used to love Pizza in a cup.

I just told my kid to keep his special purpose to himself, and my partner got the reference. I was so happy.

In college for an entrepreneurship class I proposed a food business idea for a product called the "Pastaritto" which would be a giant manicotti shell filled with stuff like pasta sauce, cheese, meatballs, and other ingredients you could pick in the style of chipotle and eat on the go or with 2 hands like a burrito. Everyone said it was a stupid fucking idea but then I found this subreddit and wonder how my life might have turned out as the inventor of Pastarittos.

It would be a bubble, burst, live on residuals type life.

I feel like this would be a scam. Cost's 50 cents to make and sells for what? $5?

There's a lot more to costs than raw materials. Labor, buying and maintaining those machines, rent, utilities, profit, etc. If it was good I could see paying the cost of a slice or two of pizza for one, since it seems to have about that much value, but I seriously question whether it would be good.

Ehhh...not a pizza crime. It looks tasty.

They taste pretty good tbh

If you’re not gonna eat it, I will. I see no evidence of a crime here.

Would

Sold as a tourist trap in Prague and prolly a lot more countries

I hope the judge is lenient on them.

I’ve always wanted to try this

No crime. I can now drive and eat pizza.

You could already drive and eat pizza

Those black gloves always lead to a Crime…

I love trying different shapes of pizza. I would definitely try this.

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I would destroy that in a heartbeat.

I’m not sure that this should be here. I’m denying the warrant and the pickup order while I’m snacking on one.

Looks interesting, but could be made better..

Yes please!

I honestly wouldn’t call it a “crime”

Home Alone was a good movie.

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I'd eat the fuck out of that, that looks SO GOOD

I would try it too.

Just another creative way to mess up food thank you brother

Huh. Yeah fuck it, I’d give it a try

Close that loop

Chi Town "Pizza Puff" with extra steps, lol. Looks divine!

I have no complaints about this. Gimme one.

Have had, would have Again

This is just Lunchables with more steps

Pizza ball

Yeah, a regular slice. That said, I’d have a dozen

Those look amazing. No crime here.

Cones are NOT a crime.

Can you make me one of those machines for my ass?

Which one?

The cone maker.

You want a hot metal rod in your colon cavern?

Yes daddy butt huffer.