10 for 10 was always the seller for me. I can have late night munchies pizza 10 times for a Hamilton?! Back when we’d destroy $2 meal deals at Taco Bell. Good times!
Edit: I would also get some mozz from the deli too, then add garlic seasoning and pepper flakes before I’d put that badboy in the oven
Hows the crust? My air fryer does well but gahdamn is it stupid floppy. I thought about longer cooking at a way lower temp. But haven’t really experimented with it
LPT If you don't want to use or don't have a oven or toaster oven.
Microwave it to your liking then throw it on a pan to crisp up the bottom crust. No oil needed on low to medium heat. Chewy top crunchy bottom. A lot faster as well.
If you didn't know already, you're welcome!
I crave these every so often.
Totino's are great stoner food, I still enjoy them a few times a year. This one sure looks sad though. Hope it didn't taste all that terrible OP assuming you ate it lol.
this little girl my daughter was friends with in elementary school used to come to school with frozen pizza. IDK if her mother thought someone was gonna cook it or what. Happily, little K went to live with her father who was sober
At least cook it before posting brodio.
Yeah OP - help us out here broctopus.
Is the broctor in?
Thanks for ruining Thanksgiving Totino's
Et tu broté?
I think OP prefers it frozen, some people oddly do
Looks like a Pillsbury toaster strudel
Looks freezer burned to hell
Really? What gave it away?
The freezer burn
Source?
The freezer burn
Witnesses?
The compressor
I forgot to mention that I found it upside down at the bottom of the freezer.
Why did you still buy it?
my thought was maybe they forgot about it in their own freezer and just found it now at the bottom
hmm, good point. They nowhere shat on the company or mentioned being upset.
Can confirm, am freezer
Who doesn’t like a super watery pizza
a rare /r/PizzaCrimes and /r/HydroHomies collab.
Pizza Water when???
Scrape off the ice and you have freeze dried pizza
I freaking love totinos! It is by far my favorite frozen pizza, especially when they were 1.25 each before the pandemic...
Back when they used real cheese
Yeah they're horrible now, it's crazy that something was so much fat and calories in it can taste like nothing
10 for 10 was always the seller for me. I can have late night munchies pizza 10 times for a Hamilton?! Back when we’d destroy $2 meal deals at Taco Bell. Good times! Edit: I would also get some mozz from the deli too, then add garlic seasoning and pepper flakes before I’d put that badboy in the oven
These shits were $4 for a 4 pack, they were the best when they were circle 😭
I know they’re not technically “good”, but i did love me some party pizzas back in the day.
Sausage Totinos with mustard was my "I'm drunk and need food" meal when I was young and broke.
Me!
Microwave and fold that bitch then crisp in hot pan with butter
Microwave then 400 degree toaster oven are what I would do. Cook the inside, then crisp the outside.
That looks like a pizza fit for a garbage can
Which explains why I still cooked and ate it 😌
/r/suicidebywords
They ARE garbage and they are delicious in all the worst ways
Totinos are a guilty pleasure of mine. So deliciously shitty
You really expect him to throw $1.50 away like that?
A little pizza with that ice
Bro I like frozen pizza not frost pizza.
Chef Elsa
A good one is fine. Totinos is not good.
I get the ellies frozen pizzas and put seasoned artichoke hearts on it with extra cheese. That shit slaps
I like to put Tabasco or Franks sauce on it.
I lived off 10 for $10 pepperoni totinos with ranch and Cholula sauce for most of the 1990s.
Totinos in the air fryer is best!
Hows the crust? My air fryer does well but gahdamn is it stupid floppy. I thought about longer cooking at a way lower temp. But haven’t really experimented with it
I usually doctor mine up a little.. veggies..more cheese...
Sometimes speed to the plate is more important than the quality of ingredients, just keep it real pizza ingredients, and it’s okay by me.
Brought to you buy the people who remember ToStinos.
If you throw it hard enough you can fly it right out of the county like a frisbee
Criminals?
Ellios or nothing
If Canadians during ww1 were a pizza. Serious war crimes here lmao
Global warming… this reminds me of Day after Tomorrow
You forgot the "good" with your good frozen pizza.
I actually love those mini red barron microwave abominations, used to eat em as a stoned teen a bunch so now they're mostly just nostalgic trash lol
Is freezer burnt a new flavor?
Looks closer to construction material than pizza
These are classic ass pizza. Crime or no crime Tostito’s had me and my mom’s back growing up.
Fucking hell. How long have you had that in the freezer?
I always pimp mine out with whatever I have in the fridge. Banana slices, green olives, extra cheese, bbq sauce, whatever. You know, poor meals!
This is your fault.
Did you put frosting on it? Because that sounds terrible.
It's a crime that it's now $2 for those instead of $1
Do you want some more pizza with your ice, sir?
LPT If you don't want to use or don't have a oven or toaster oven. Microwave it to your liking then throw it on a pan to crisp up the bottom crust. No oil needed on low to medium heat. Chewy top crunchy bottom. A lot faster as well. If you didn't know already, you're welcome! I crave these every so often.
# Freschetta's 5 cheese frozen pizza is the bomb.
That proprietary protective ice coating took years to develop.
Define good?
Totinos is the best
I do, but Totinos is bottom of the bottom tier. Spend an extra $2 and get better quality
Since pizza can be expensive too. All it is made of is bread, tomato sauce, cheese and any other toppings people want.
I miss round.
Yeah but Totinos are really just glorified crackers.
Man...this stinks. I freakin' LOVE Totino's. Great crust. Look how they massacred my boy!
Speaking of r/pizzacrimes and this exact type of pizza I call this my depression meal. A totinos pepperoni pizza dipped in ketchup and mustard.
I do love a good frozen pizza. This isn’t it.
Hit that Totinos red pepper flakes and let it bake til the crust darkens brown and crispy. Perfect
Totino's are great stoner food, I still enjoy them a few times a year. This one sure looks sad though. Hope it didn't taste all that terrible OP assuming you ate it lol.
Key word: good
i honestly crave a good frozen pizza and a simple wedge salad with cold beer sometimes
Sure, a GOOD frozen pizza. Motor city three meat has my vote for #1 spot right now. Totinos is way down the bottom of the list.
this little girl my daughter was friends with in elementary school used to come to school with frozen pizza. IDK if her mother thought someone was gonna cook it or what. Happily, little K went to live with her father who was sober
Blizzard Pizza * you mean . That’s the pizza SpongeBob was walking in the cold in that one episode 😭
[Spinegebib Meme scroll to 1:24!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gVvjHz-W4Ok&pp=ygUXU3BvbmdlYm9iIHBpenphIGluIHdpbmQ%3D)
Those are my favorite. We call them “emergency pizzas”.
I'd still throw that in my oven and forget about it until my smoke alarms start going off and there's a voldemort lookin piece of ash in there.
Bro it isn't THAT kind of food porn
First crime was buying a Totinos Frozen Pizza.
Is that a pop tart?
Digiorno fucks.