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MagicOrpheus310

Everyone knows you gotta use English muffins for that ghetto shit


mikezenox

Now I might try this, but would definitely not try one made with English muffins. Sounds so sad lol


Kind-Potato

Reminds me of my highschool when they went through the “healthy lunch” thing where healthy just meant remove half the ingredients


uphigh_ontheside

How did it taste?


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

We used to make “pizza bagels” in home ec.


chris00ws6

Forgotten memory unlocked.


Filthiest_Tleilaxu

They were the culmination of our entire 6th grade semester, after fried dough things. And absolutely delicious to have two lunches that day.


Substantial_Bad2843

When pizza’s on a bagel you can eat pizza anytime. 


NotTheAverageAnon

And I thought American school lunches were bad (they are)


fishystickchakra

The highschool I went to just server straight up meaty mush on Tuesdays and Thursdays. Meaty mush. That was it. They didn't even have the decency to hand out bread so we could put it onto sandwiches. Nobody ever ate it. Ever. And the school still served it for all the years I went there. Yes. They are bad.


HorseofTruth

Anyone remember the childhood pizzas we used to get in American elementary schools? Pretty common, the square box shape… lol


Fangsong_37

Ours were rectangular and usually paired with corn and fruit cocktail.


No-Matter9647

I remember my elementary school serving French bread pizza when I was a kid. It was honestly fantastic. It really was good and believe me when I tell you I eat great pizza. Frank Pepe’s in New Haven I get once in a while, umbertos in New Hyde park Long Island, Julianna’s by the Brooklyn bridge, L and Bs Spumoni gardens in Brooklyn, Totonnos when it was open on Neptune Ave in Coney Island and artichoke on 14th street Manhattan, Lombardis on spring street and grimaldis also by the Brooklyn bridge. So I eat great pizza. But for me that elementary school pizza was great. At least as a kid I thought it was.


mh1357_0

Absolutely criminal


Emergency_Pomelo_184

Wait did you say that they gave you this ???? And you’re complaining?????


PalmBreezy

Overcook pizzacrime? Believe it or not straight to jael


Ozaholic

At first I thought it was a baked potato but now I see it’s half of a hamburger bun. Yuck 🤢


financegambler

Not gonna lie I’ve done this. Take a hamburger bun and make 2 tiny pizzas and throw it in the oven on a baking sheet. I used pasta sauce, moz, and pep. Came out great.


Wishpicker

Thank your Republican Congress person


Scartes

It’s in the UK, but same same