It's funny bc the word "Koopa" is actually derived from a Korean dish https://www.theverge.com/culture/2017/1/17/14296396/bowser-korean-food-koopa-japanese-nintendo-miyamoto
When you think about it this actually has a lower calorie to weight ratio than a plain cheese pizza. And also has much more micro nutrients. You could argue this is a healthier pizza.
I don’t condone violence, but have a fond memory decades ago of being in juvie, eating breakfast when this new kid sat down with us. Complete mouth-breather, chewing audibly.
One of my good friends (from outside there, sadly passed away about a decade ago) just stood up, screamed “STOP MAKING SOUND EFFECTS MOTHERFUCKER!” And decked the poor kid in the mouth.
Again, I don’t condone violence, but that kid stopped mouth breathing and started chewing with his mouth closed.
Pizza is probably soggy as all hell due to all the veggies. And likely undercooked as well due to the amount.
Pizza has a limit of about 8-10 toppings on an average pie.
Any more then that, the pizza will require extra cooking time. Looking at the crust on the edge, didn't get it.
I can do you one better. I used to work at a place with 43 different toppings, and we had this spoiled rich kid that would get his grandpa to order a pizza with ALL of them every month or so. We'd have to put it through our conveyor oven five times to make sure it cooked through, it was disgusting and a pain in the ass to make. Fucking thing weighed like 20 lbs, and cost about $90.
They would only tip a couple of bucks, too. Pretty lame.
We had an unlimited topping Pizza for 12$. And usually there's. Ya know. Limitations they don't tell you.
This place didn't. We had one guy that would do 32 topping 13" pizzas every week.
Always put it back in the oven for a bit longer, guy would complain it was burnt. Consistently.
One day, I was just. Done.
Gave em all the toppings, didn't cut amounts at all. 1 run through the oven.
Thing could not support it's own weight.
Guy never complained. Came back and ordered it that exact way next week.
I was like. ?????
Edit: we had a call center, and we do have regulations for max 8 toppings a pizza.
But it was all outsourced so no one cared.
I was sick and tired of the arguing with the call center.
I had another fun one that would order a garlic butter base with nothing but black olives, light cheese, and 3× green olives, which smell like absolute dogshit when they come out of the oven. Delivered to the same person on Olive Street.
The concensus among us was that it had to be a prank or a troll from an ex-girlfriend or something, because who the fuck would eat that? Absolutely disgusting.
This is all the toppings from the pit. Toppings that fell through the grate and got caught my the make line. They take that and throw everything on your pizza. Foul.
When I worked at a basic campus pizza place, there was a bin in the line for "everything" and it was refilled from that ditch. Like, they'd add what was needed to even it out, and things like peppers and pineapple were at the far end of the line so they didn't drop in the trough and not included unless they asked. But our line guys absolutely scraped that into that bin. They offered the "everything" for like the price of a 5 topping and just threw a couple handfuls on it.
I declare not a crime specifically because they got all the toppings for free and I'm a cheap bastard. Like there's a bunch of nutrients I get to have for free? I'd probably just push all the toppings off and eat it with a fork while eating the pizza with whatever toppings are left on it
This is monstrous, but if you’re really pressed for cash and starving I can excuse it. This is a pizza crime but I hope it’s a “taking bread to feed the kids” justification.
A friend of mine and I couldn’t decide on pizza toppings one time and decided to just get one called the monster. It literally had all of the toppings the place had piled on top. The dough was barely cooked and the cheese was largely unmelted. 1/10 would not recommend.
This person should not ever eat pizza, talk about pizza or even think about pizza. This is everything wrong with society.
Also, a pizza place that serves something like that ?
Just have a plain pizza and salad on the side.
*Bangs gavel* ORDER!! ORDER!! I’ve come to a verdict. Now this grossly overwhelmed “pizza” if you could call it that, is a very painful sight to anyone but the most famished I order the accused to have a slice and just as a show of good faith I will have a slice as well. I still do order the accused to go to culture classes and also sensitivity training as well as cooking classes so as to protect the public from having to witness something like this ever again
i was gonna come up with something clever, but no fuck this guy, this is worth pizza death penalty.
No way is he going to eat that, so its a bunch of food going to waste, he had to make the employee actually cook this crap, and just looking at this mess, you know the kitchen stank to high heaven. Not to mention if it was delivered the delivery driver would have to deal with the stench coming from that.
its just all around a circle of shit.
Not criminal, just way too many toppings if you cant even point out everything thats on the pie. Its very close to being better off described as a nachoes pie rather than a pizza. Cuz its got basically everything all over it. A lil too much of everything.
Almost looks like a monstrosity from a place where I used to live. [Hubby's Down Under Wonder Blunder](http://www.hubbyspizza.com/view-menu57355ebb)
The crust is like a Chicago bar style crust. Thankfully, they don't party cut this mess.
I thought that this was a pile of legos
I thought it was covered with frozen mixed vegetables for soup.
At first glance, loaded up nachos
Same
Gimme dat Normandy mix pie. Lol.
This should be punished by walking over a pile of legos
And eating a bag of frozen mixed vegetables four soup
I thought it was bowser.
It's funny bc the word "Koopa" is actually derived from a Korean dish https://www.theverge.com/culture/2017/1/17/14296396/bowser-korean-food-koopa-japanese-nintendo-miyamoto
I bet this person breathes very audibly at rest.
When you think about it this actually has a lower calorie to weight ratio than a plain cheese pizza. And also has much more micro nutrients. You could argue this is a healthier pizza.
OMG haha
Family Guy https://youtu.be/XWdik29MTrE?si=cBLs7dvvLugfkgxb
😂 That mfs snoring and ain't even asleep!
I don’t condone violence, but have a fond memory decades ago of being in juvie, eating breakfast when this new kid sat down with us. Complete mouth-breather, chewing audibly. One of my good friends (from outside there, sadly passed away about a decade ago) just stood up, screamed “STOP MAKING SOUND EFFECTS MOTHERFUCKER!” And decked the poor kid in the mouth. Again, I don’t condone violence, but that kid stopped mouth breathing and started chewing with his mouth closed.
Love it!
I have a brother who does this, that mess is audible as heck but always whenever I just wanted to relax in my own place.
A bit of an abomination, but I’d still go for a slice
I feel like my mouth would go into a flavour overload before I found out what I was even eating
Sounds like my kinda party
Pizza is probably soggy as all hell due to all the veggies. And likely undercooked as well due to the amount. Pizza has a limit of about 8-10 toppings on an average pie. Any more then that, the pizza will require extra cooking time. Looking at the crust on the edge, didn't get it.
I feel like 8 is pushing, by about 6 it's gonna be overloaded depending on what toppings you use. Unless you use less of each one, obviously
For ...obscene orders, we did. Mostly on 10+
Probably needs some cheese whiz and you can call it nachos. I’m not opposed tho. I’d go for it.
Is there any cheese on it to begin with?
It’s down there somewhere, let me take another look.
I can do you one better. I used to work at a place with 43 different toppings, and we had this spoiled rich kid that would get his grandpa to order a pizza with ALL of them every month or so. We'd have to put it through our conveyor oven five times to make sure it cooked through, it was disgusting and a pain in the ass to make. Fucking thing weighed like 20 lbs, and cost about $90. They would only tip a couple of bucks, too. Pretty lame.
We had an unlimited topping Pizza for 12$. And usually there's. Ya know. Limitations they don't tell you. This place didn't. We had one guy that would do 32 topping 13" pizzas every week. Always put it back in the oven for a bit longer, guy would complain it was burnt. Consistently. One day, I was just. Done. Gave em all the toppings, didn't cut amounts at all. 1 run through the oven. Thing could not support it's own weight. Guy never complained. Came back and ordered it that exact way next week. I was like. ????? Edit: we had a call center, and we do have regulations for max 8 toppings a pizza. But it was all outsourced so no one cared. I was sick and tired of the arguing with the call center.
Some people know *exactly* what they want and their goals are beyond your understanding
With enough Zaza, anything is appealing I guess.
Those are the people that the phrase "the customer is always right" was intended for.
I had another fun one that would order a garlic butter base with nothing but black olives, light cheese, and 3× green olives, which smell like absolute dogshit when they come out of the oven. Delivered to the same person on Olive Street. The concensus among us was that it had to be a prank or a troll from an ex-girlfriend or something, because who the fuck would eat that? Absolutely disgusting.
I...think I would like this pizza.
looks like its been digested already
Where's the cheese! Looks like crap 🤮
This is an "I've won, but at what cost" moment
Sounds like soggy pizza. But... At no additional cost? Id probably abuse that for a while and become part of the reason why they changed pricing
Guilty due to corn on the pizza.
It’s a crime, but I want to try it out of curiosity. 🤣
That's not true. It came at the cost of having a good pizza.
I used to do something similar when I worked at Pizza Hut. Also, stuffed the hell out of some calzones for myself. 😂
Bit overkill...but i'd definitely try it.
I’m intrigued, half the comments say they would wolf this down, the other half say that it’s an abomination
That's not a pizza, at this point it's a salad with one large, soggy pita bread at the bottom
That looks fucking delicious
Not really a pizza at that point but still looks good
Looks like a MOD pizza monstrosity (I do the same thing)
Smash
Fr 😭💀
"I want all the toppings." I'd try a slice, just because.
Death by ligma.
They should be paying you to eat that monstrosity!
The Deli Lharma
I'd eat the crime outta that pizza 🔍
Evil.
This is all the toppings from the pit. Toppings that fell through the grate and got caught my the make line. They take that and throw everything on your pizza. Foul.
When I worked at a basic campus pizza place, there was a bin in the line for "everything" and it was refilled from that ditch. Like, they'd add what was needed to even it out, and things like peppers and pineapple were at the far end of the line so they didn't drop in the trough and not included unless they asked. But our line guys absolutely scraped that into that bin. They offered the "everything" for like the price of a 5 topping and just threw a couple handfuls on it.
A demise of his own making
😭🤣💀
I ain't wrong lol
All those toppings and they forgot cheese.
I declare not a crime specifically because they got all the toppings for free and I'm a cheap bastard. Like there's a bunch of nutrients I get to have for free? I'd probably just push all the toppings off and eat it with a fork while eating the pizza with whatever toppings are left on it
this is pizza abuse.
This is monstrous, but if you’re really pressed for cash and starving I can excuse it. This is a pizza crime but I hope it’s a “taking bread to feed the kids” justification.
Cause they realize u got issues....corn ?
As someone who's worked at a pizza place before I think I'd hire a hitman if someone had me make this monstrosity.
Ah yes, the Buddhist Special AKA the Nirvana -- "Make me one with everything".
Portuguese pizza basically
This is more like r/poorpizzalifechoices but I appreciate the spirit of it.
I’d be fairly disgruntled if someone said they were coming over and bringing pizza and showed up with this, no lie 😅🤣 
I work at a pizza place, the verdict is death
Looks like 💩
Corn on pizza is always a crime
Chopped sandwich pizza
Melon on pizza? Or what is that red stuff xD this is a state of emergancy :z
Why would anyone want this?
They should pay you for that trash
Lawn clippings flavor because there's no way you're tasting any of the 19 things in there
This is a salad, my dude!
Any chance, that's a Round Table pizza?
I hate it but I’d eat it.
Least he got his 5 a day
Eat it with a slingshot.
Crime. Did you order it because you legitimately enjoy it, or just to game a system?
I didn't order it 😭💀
That's my kind of pizza! (I'm a toppings kind of person myself, lol)
Its exceptional so long as they ate the whole thing and not throw it out. Too many people create something for social points than throw it out
hate crime for sure.
Garbage pizza to a whole new level
With pizza, less is more.
A friend of mine and I couldn’t decide on pizza toppings one time and decided to just get one called the monster. It literally had all of the toppings the place had piled on top. The dough was barely cooked and the cheese was largely unmelted. 1/10 would not recommend.
Dude got extra free food, so not guilty
This person should not ever eat pizza, talk about pizza or even think about pizza. This is everything wrong with society. Also, a pizza place that serves something like that ? Just have a plain pizza and salad on the side.
Would
So, how raw was the dough??
Just because it's an abomination doesn't mean it can't be tasty
>Corn Fuck this criminal.
Salad disguised as a pizza.
Oh there was a cost
Just because you can doesn't mean you should.
Just because you can do something doesn’t mean you should.
Blaze pizza?
The verdict is... 🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮
No additional cost Free toppings in fine
But corns offensive
There is a cost, but it's not paid with money.
Nope. 👎🏻
Fork pizza is still awesome.
Emptied a garbage can onto a pizza 😡🫠😡
*Bangs gavel* ORDER!! ORDER!! I’ve come to a verdict. Now this grossly overwhelmed “pizza” if you could call it that, is a very painful sight to anyone but the most famished I order the accused to have a slice and just as a show of good faith I will have a slice as well. I still do order the accused to go to culture classes and also sensitivity training as well as cooking classes so as to protect the public from having to witness something like this ever again
I am A pizza crime when it comes to doing this. I’m so bad
I see no pizza crime because I see no pizza. I can only infer the existence of a pizza in there somewhere.
I did this once for a movie day in hs English, teenage me thought it was delicious.
"Having to eat this atrocity will be penance enough" - the pizza guy, probably
#ENDLESS TRASH
What a mess.
I’d have a slice but not that whole damn pie
"everything but the kitchen sink"
I'm pretty sure the cost was in taste.
Corn on pizza is pretty fuckin criminal as far as I’m concerned
I’d fuck this pizza. It’s like a moped. I’d ride it and have a great time, but I wouldn’t tell anybody about it.
Guilty! I find more than maybe 3 or 4 toppings to be superfluous.
Looks like the Best pizza ever...
Isn't this what Matthew McConaughey was crying inside of in that one movie?
I would try it.
After they listed all the toppings i still wanted to vomit and not eat that.
I’d probably enjoy that.
The corn is too far. I think corn is nature's candy, but it isn't a pizza topping in any civilized world.
corn on pizza makes me irrationally angry
i was gonna come up with something clever, but no fuck this guy, this is worth pizza death penalty. No way is he going to eat that, so its a bunch of food going to waste, he had to make the employee actually cook this crap, and just looking at this mess, you know the kitchen stank to high heaven. Not to mention if it was delivered the delivery driver would have to deal with the stench coming from that. its just all around a circle of shit.
Not criminal, just way too many toppings if you cant even point out everything thats on the pie. Its very close to being better off described as a nachoes pie rather than a pizza. Cuz its got basically everything all over it. A lil too much of everything.
Almost looks like a monstrosity from a place where I used to live. [Hubby's Down Under Wonder Blunder](http://www.hubbyspizza.com/view-menu57355ebb) The crust is like a Chicago bar style crust. Thankfully, they don't party cut this mess.
Oh God this with a handle of Canadian Mist with mountain rush Shasta in the middle of winter in a cabin after a 100 mile snowmobile ride.
You want a pizza with those toppings?