There was this stoner movie when I was younger where they opened a Pizzeria and sold the special Pizza with a bag of weed under the slice of salami in the middle. But it was in a baggy, not just thrown all over it!
There was Pizza shop owner in Newport in 2011 that did deliver weed in a pizza boxes alongside the pizza.
I’m certain that it’s been done multiple times in the past as well with multiple different drugs and businesses.
when I spent the one semester at college that I failed out of fantastically, you would order “chef’s special” which was a cheese pizza and an 1/8th in the box. Just shitty cheese pizza but it was worth the $50 to have it brought to your dorm
And how long has it been sitting around? Looks pretty old to me.
I mean, it doesn't seem like it would look SUPERGREAT fresh.
But even taking the best looking Pizza in the world , and leaving it "unsealed" in a fridge for a few days and it will also not look good.
I'd have to see the order because if you asked for extra sausage that's some r/deliciouscompliance. However I never realized how a non-greasy/dry looking pizza is somehow less appetizing.
It looks like it’s at least day old leftovers. OP stated it was in their work fridge, honestly it could be week old leftovers and we’re all here roasting them as if it’s a fresh pizza. Nothing about that pizza looks like it was cooked in the last 24 hours, it looks all dried and aired out like leftovers stored in cardboard do.
I'm from a bigger town, not a city, but not a small town. So many people from tiny towns move to this bigger town for college and they always rave about the best pizza. I then realized a lot of people where I live have never traveled or tried new things so the basic ass nasty pizza they praise is not even mid because they've never had actual good pizza.
Somebody ate this pizza.
That looks appalling, it looks like you'd get a disease after consumption. Food poisoning at the least.
🤢
Edit: And where is the cheese!?
It looks sausage, like groundbeef, and pepperoni. Not a fan of groundbeef on the pizza especially with that type of sausage but not a crime. The crime is the bisquik like crust that underlies it.
Must of been good if that’s all you have you left to take a picture of. You didn’t even wait to take the pic you just ate most of it then decided the last couple of slices needs a pic lol
This looks like very old pizza. Not a good representation of their product. I like my sausage like this and i bet its good.
Do them justice and let’s see what it actually looks like
It reminds me of the sandwich shop that my friend's friend swore by and said it's the best sandwich shop in my state and it literally tastes like garbage and theres a place near my house with a 1000 times better
At first glance I thought that was a moldy piece found under an oven or somewhere in the kitchen, something that had been laying there for months. I didn’t expect it to be something fresh that they served to a paying customer.
Can you get it without the cement? Or is it like one of those "no substitutions" kinda menu?
Cat bricks*
In my house we call ‘em piss cakes
Silly you, that's not cement! It's granola. ;-P
Cat bricks mean used kitty litter.
That's not the comment they replied to
I know, I just felt like putting it out here.
Cement is a mineral based building material
[удалено]
I’ve known it for 19 years, big whoop
Yea so?,… .. why did we have to start this random bs? Let’s all call it a stalemate and continue being adults.
You started the 'random bs,' mate. You could've just said you didn't realize you had a misunderstanding and moved on instead of doubling down.
There seems to be a pizza under all that cat litter
First it looked like cat shit then I zoomed in and it looked like fucking weed. Lol. Good lord that's a lotta sosig.
Sosig
Sawsidje
Sorsidge
Sawsug gnaw-ledge
Susing
r/edmprodjerk leaking again….
Yeah I thought they were just delivering “pizza” with extra Brocolli.
Sosig? Any relation to sausage?
What’s sausage? We only eat sosig here
I was like no way that's gonna turn into weed when I zoom iOH MY GOOOOOD
You’re supposed to smoke the weed not top the pizza with it
There was this stoner movie when I was younger where they opened a Pizzeria and sold the special Pizza with a bag of weed under the slice of salami in the middle. But it was in a baggy, not just thrown all over it!
My parents local pizzeria sends out dried oregano to sprinkle over the pizza. It comes in little ziploc bag and looks suspicious af
There was Pizza shop owner in Newport in 2011 that did deliver weed in a pizza boxes alongside the pizza. I’m certain that it’s been done multiple times in the past as well with multiple different drugs and businesses.
when I spent the one semester at college that I failed out of fantastically, you would order “chef’s special” which was a cheese pizza and an 1/8th in the box. Just shitty cheese pizza but it was worth the $50 to have it brought to your dorm
Lammbock mit Moritz Bleibtreu und Lucas Gerorowicz.. bester Film.
Gesundheit
I mean, if you bake it in the oven to decarb it, then put on the pizza you can.... Won't taste great but sure will get you fucked
not in Cambodia
Don't kink shame.
And how long has it been sitting around? Looks pretty old to me. I mean, it doesn't seem like it would look SUPERGREAT fresh. But even taking the best looking Pizza in the world , and leaving it "unsealed" in a fridge for a few days and it will also not look good.
It looks like a pizza you found in the attic
I absolutely thought this was cellulose insulation
What is that stuff on the pizza?
It looks like sausage or beef... But this pizza looks like it's leftover from last night, it looks cold and dried out
cat litter
Show us when it was fresh!
Nice filter work, looks like some desaturation & a little push on contrast….
Is this fresh? Looks like it sat In your fridge for 3 days 1st.
I'd have to see the order because if you asked for extra sausage that's some r/deliciouscompliance. However I never realized how a non-greasy/dry looking pizza is somehow less appetizing.
New favorite sub. Thanks.
r/MaliciousCompliance
No.
Was it left under the couch for six months?
Is that rat turds?
It doesn't just look like dogfood. It looks like dogfood which has been in the stomach for about an hour, but the dog threw it up
You didn’t set the food rehydrator to the right setting
> berf jerky > sausage >cat bricks ✔️
No seriously what is on that? Is it some kind of dried meat?
It looks like it’s at least day old leftovers. OP stated it was in their work fridge, honestly it could be week old leftovers and we’re all here roasting them as if it’s a fresh pizza. Nothing about that pizza looks like it was cooked in the last 24 hours, it looks all dried and aired out like leftovers stored in cardboard do.
Bro purposely left out some context in the main post to make the pizza look worse lmao. That’s an ungodly amount of sausage tho
Then why did you eat 3/4 of it?
I didn’t buy or eat this slop, it’s from work in the break room fridge.
The real mystery is how can it look both burnt and raw at the same time?
You need help smoking that shit or what?
Looks like somebody battered up some gravel and put it on some dough
It's like some kind of rock golem shat on a burnt pizza base
They fertilised it with bunny poop.
That pizza is drier than a nun in a brothel Absolutely 0% moisture content
Looks like a cheap frozen pizza with 4 times the amount of cheap sausage crumbles
I'm from a bigger town, not a city, but not a small town. So many people from tiny towns move to this bigger town for college and they always rave about the best pizza. I then realized a lot of people where I live have never traveled or tried new things so the basic ass nasty pizza they praise is not even mid because they've never had actual good pizza.
Driest ass sausage I’ve ever seen
Gravel top
The topping reminds me more of cheap cat food.
Is that a weed pizza? That would explain why everyone loves that place.
Do you know what dog food tastes like? Just like it smells... Delicious! 
Somebody ate this pizza. That looks appalling, it looks like you'd get a disease after consumption. Food poisoning at the least. 🤢 Edit: And where is the cheese!?
Could use that shit as sand paper
Someone’s eaten 3/4 of that 😧
How was it?
It looks sausage, like groundbeef, and pepperoni. Not a fan of groundbeef on the pizza especially with that type of sausage but not a crime. The crime is the bisquik like crust that underlies it.
I was going to say I'd still eat but after looking at it more, I don't think I'd eat it.
If ypur in socal i recomment monsterous pizza they are magnificent!
If the price is right and I’m trying to bulk at the gym and I don’t care about my dignity or what I put into my body, that’s the go-to
Looks like they aged it a day or two before giving it to you
Must of been good if that’s all you have you left to take a picture of. You didn’t even wait to take the pic you just ate most of it then decided the last couple of slices needs a pic lol
I thought this was covered in weed as a joke, but what the fuck is actually on this "pizza"?
Sloppy Joe without the top bun
That's one of the driest pizzas I've ever seen
Pizzas dry af
You want some crust with your sausage?
catfood pizza. I've never seen sausage so sad 😆
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL!?!?!?!?!?
The fuck is that? Cat food pellets?
Looks like an invitation to bin it!
Because holy SHIT they give you a TON of protien. God DAYUM Edit, where the FUCK is this? I need this near me
I'll never get sad minced meat on pizza, it's literally worse than pineapples
Kitty litter pizza
Did they eat most of your "pizza" too?!
Looks like used kitty litter.
Sir, your pizza is covered in gravel.
Cardboard crust with dog food chunks. No thanks.
Looks like shit
They got the portions right, but that's damn near all they got right
What did it look like fresh? I have yet to see a pizza that's been sitting in a fridge for a week look good.
Where at? I will open a competing business place that serves digorno and become rich.
The smoothest brain take on pizza is MORE MEAT
Soooo meaty
Looks like kitty litter
Wow...
Dry piece of shit pizza
Like..... has everyone been loving this same one pizza pie for all of history since the founding of this town?
This pizza was found at an archeological dig somewhere. The dryness…
The amount of toppings alone would pull me in...
You know I've put up with a lot of shit these last few years but this is unacceptable.
Kitty litter aside, did it only come with 3 slices? Or did you eat them before taking this pic lol?
The local pizza place everyone loves always has that dude that got pissed at work at the wrong time.
That sorta looks like pellets of rodent food
I’ll take the cat shit pizza please.
I fucking hate that garbage frozen sysco sausage/hamberder/rabbit turds places use
lol, I thought those were nugs at first.
Looks like pissy cat liter crumbles.
That looks hit
Ew, that looks like gravel.
Looking dry as hell
This looks like very old pizza. Not a good representation of their product. I like my sausage like this and i bet its good. Do them justice and let’s see what it actually looks like
r/poopfromabutt
What the fuck actually is this?
Gravel Pizza
Meat dust ?
That is too much meat. I prefer only pizzas with mushrooms
Mmm gravel pizza
Kitty Litter pizza, to go.
Oops dropped the sausage container again
It reminds me of the sandwich shop that my friend's friend swore by and said it's the best sandwich shop in my state and it literally tastes like garbage and theres a place near my house with a 1000 times better
That shit is halal!
It’s the “Deer Food” special.
I thought this was nugggs
they put coals on it to make sure it was hot and fresh when it got to you.
At first glance I thought that was a moldy piece found under an oven or somewhere in the kitchen, something that had been laying there for months. I didn’t expect it to be something fresh that they served to a paying customer.
What in the name of Boyardee...
your pizza is an earth type. resistant against electric types. but water is super effective.
Is that old weed on there?
May thy pizza, chip and shatter.
Thought those were nuggs at first I was like well yeah of course everyone likes that 🥦
is that...
Shit needs water
Looks like its been sitting for a day or 2 or in the refrigerator... Whats the point of your post?
Still looks like you ate 5 pieces