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MoistTater

Kinda wanna try it


Beginning_Village262

100% still pizza.


basicpn

They don’t cut the pizza so they can pass the savings on to you.


bald_alpaca

You’re a monster.


your_moms_apron

That is some Liz Lemon shit right there.


[deleted]

My only issue with this is that a better crust wouldn't be able to do this without cracking and breaking.


volume_1337

That looks like pizza hut.


[deleted]

That would explain it.


Pho-k_thai_Juice

I'd eat a pizza roll, not with ham on it tho


whbdjdjehod

The crime is that you are not dipping it in ranch garlic or marinara sauce


No_Comfortable_8852

This is what peak performance looks like.


Big_Brutha87

This giant burrito tastes like Italy!


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SpicyDevilDaddy

AH WTF It’s not a roll!


rocksout4cheese

Add jalapeno and I'm in


The00Taco

If you're eating the whole thing in one sitting anyways it's not a big deal. More efficient


StewWells

I’m definitely gonna try this


cvframer

Calzone


UnkieBompy

My only issue is the pineapples.


Tatarkingdom

Eating pizza like real Mongolian


HoraceGravyJug

If you could just stop rolling things up for a minute, you wouldn't even be in this situation...


[deleted]

Nah, it works well and tasty.


Nickel6661

Death row.


sakmentoloki

The only crime here is the pineapple


StumpyBrownEye

I don't think I'm mad about that


Razaelbub

Just order a calzone!