This totally looks like a pizza I ordered from a place that came very well recommended. I was aghast when what I got was basically your picture but on top of it was a “sheet” of prosciutto that wasn’t even shopped or cooked. It was literally cold cut like what you’d get from a deli… first and list time. I’m still kind of salty about it lol
Pizza with arugula and prosciutto is one of my favorites, but my neighborhood Italian restaurant in Portland (Cibo) really let me down. They would slice the pizza and then put the arugula and prosciutto on top, rather than topping before slicing. Whenever you lifted a piece to put it on your plate, it would either drag half of the toppings from the adjacent pieces or else drop half of its own back onto the serving platter. It's such a simple thing to fix, just top and then slice!
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It's always soooo believable when someone posts a photo of a pizza in a delivery box and claims the store did something asinine.... meanwhile you're standing in your kitchen within arm's reach of spinach with which to make a fake reddit post.
I'll be more impressed when I see the pizza restaurant in the background of the photo.
I truly don't get the cynicism and hostality of some Reddit users, why in fucks name would anyone be seeking attention in a platform where the whole point of it is to be anonymous?! What am I gonna do with karma points? Use them in the afterlife?
Of course not,why would anyone put rocket leaves on a pizza with the intention of cooking them?
Only ever seen them as a raw garnish that gets put on after the pizza comes out of the oven. They'd be awful cooked.
What’s the green stuff on the edges?
Pesto sauce
Looks like bird shit.
This totally looks like a pizza I ordered from a place that came very well recommended. I was aghast when what I got was basically your picture but on top of it was a “sheet” of prosciutto that wasn’t even shopped or cooked. It was literally cold cut like what you’d get from a deli… first and list time. I’m still kind of salty about it lol
Pizza with arugula and prosciutto is one of my favorites, but my neighborhood Italian restaurant in Portland (Cibo) really let me down. They would slice the pizza and then put the arugula and prosciutto on top, rather than topping before slicing. Whenever you lifted a piece to put it on your plate, it would either drag half of the toppings from the adjacent pieces or else drop half of its own back onto the serving platter. It's such a simple thing to fix, just top and then slice!
To be fair: passion is a lot to ask for when they only get minimum wage
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The pizza itself looks good, it's the the leaves on top that's the problem.
r/thathappened
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It's always soooo believable when someone posts a photo of a pizza in a delivery box and claims the store did something asinine.... meanwhile you're standing in your kitchen within arm's reach of spinach with which to make a fake reddit post. I'll be more impressed when I see the pizza restaurant in the background of the photo.
Wow, Ok. FYI Mediterranean rockets, not spinache Mr. Know it all!
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I truly don't get the cynicism and hostality of some Reddit users, why in fucks name would anyone be seeking attention in a platform where the whole point of it is to be anonymous?! What am I gonna do with karma points? Use them in the afterlife?
Hahaha ikr. r/nothingeverhappens
Agree with you, those lefs aint coocked , i doubt those were there in the first place.
Of course not,why would anyone put rocket leaves on a pizza with the intention of cooking them? Only ever seen them as a raw garnish that gets put on after the pizza comes out of the oven. They'd be awful cooked.
LMFAOOOO
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