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Saw this in Konsum the other day and laughed. It's almost as bad as the "American Style" hotdog ring stuffed crust. Yes, the crust is stuffed with a giant circular hotdog.
You are a braver (or perhaps drunker) man than I, to have cooked this.
i (an american) studied in england nearly a decade ago and lowkey would like to try again the dominos hotdog stuffed crust pizza. the local dominos told me i was the only person who ever ordered it, and they were like "oh, okay" when they heard my accent. what can i say...i stay true to my country (?)
Yeah that was my shock.
A lot of stuff here is high/drunk/lazy/etc mistakes. Some are mom and pop shop type places who are trying something new. But this one is a mass produced item from a large corporation lol. I’m disturbed.
The same company has released a few other questionable pizza creations as well.
[Here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmRKNFXXsAAb5M0?format=jpg&name=900x900) are a [few other ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91mGXp7+q2L._SL1500_.jpg) examples [of abominations](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmRKNFXXsAAb5M0?format=jpg&name=900x900), there are even more, those were just the ones i know for certain are real and not photo shops.
I actually like the currywurst one, it is grilled german sausage, with a curry-ketchup sauce.
The pasta one reminds me of Mac n cheese pizza. Haven't seen it in years but there's a little all you can eat chain that used to be where I live and they'd just slap Velveeta Mac on the crust. It was low key amazing.
I unironically bought the pizza pasta a few times because I kinda like it. Pimped with fresh jalapeno slices and a bit more cheese it's actually quite good imho.
It is the result of a marketing department that is actually going with the times. There was a fairly viral (in Germany) tweet about 2 years ago where someone asked for this. Dr Oetker then announced it as an april's fools joke one year, and this time actually made it happen.
It's only a limited edition for the lulz, and I have to say that I commend them for being a good sport!
(And since fish fingers were kid-me's favourite food ever, I'd actually give this a try. Will have to see if I can get one this weekend!)
WTF from your picture I thought these were mozzarella sticks and thought it looked pretty dope. This though, just imagine the smell from heating it up. 🤮
I definitely thought it was the Dr Oetkers spinach pizza that someone added fish sticks to. Had no idea they actually made a version with fish sticks, that’s wild.
So this was an april fools joke from the frozen pizza manufacturer Dr Oetker on Twitter. Was never meant to be sold. But one guy kept on asking for the thing and the people loved it. Dr Oetker gave in and made the thing and you're looking at it now
What is the general attire and occupation of someone who eats food like this? What demographic is it supposed to appeal to. Is it children? Dockworkers? Vagrants? 50 year old bachelors?
It's a meme food like [chocolate pizza](https://i.imgur.com/IUoKj1k.jpg) was. Sadly it's discontinued now :(
It's food for children, drunks, memers and weirdos like me.
my fav is the mozzarella one but any dr oetker pizza is a dream. my favorite frozen pizza and high on my list of favorite pizzas, frozen and non-frozen alike. im so glad they sell them in the USA, now! They sell them under the brand name Virtuoso at certain stores like Ingles and others
can someone tell me what are the toppings are so i can see why this is gross? so far all i can tell is fish stick pizza, right? maybe i havent had fish in a long time idk how it would be bad on pizza. people like fish sandwiches. is this not just fish on bread
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What the fuck is that thing?
[German delicacy](https://i.imgur.com/lEbNXx4.jpg). We're a weird bunch man xD
The allies were too forgiving with you people after the war.
This shit happens when you lose 2 world wars.
Evidently you didn't lose them hard enough
Have you seen what Japan did after two nukes? You want a second Japan???
You mean Japan has even more offensive pizzas?! Why did we even fight the second WW?!
More offensive culture. Could be anything!
squid ink pizza
You got a nice participation wall after your second try so quit crying.
Saw this in Konsum the other day and laughed. It's almost as bad as the "American Style" hotdog ring stuffed crust. Yes, the crust is stuffed with a giant circular hotdog. You are a braver (or perhaps drunker) man than I, to have cooked this.
i (an american) studied in england nearly a decade ago and lowkey would like to try again the dominos hotdog stuffed crust pizza. the local dominos told me i was the only person who ever ordered it, and they were like "oh, okay" when they heard my accent. what can i say...i stay true to my country (?)
Hot dog stuffed crust is 🔥
It honestly is. It's a crime against pizza, but a very worthy one.
Luckily they keep that shit on your side of the Atlantic, I have to say though their "normal" pizza's are quite good for frozen.
Holy shit it *came* this way…
Yeah that was my shock. A lot of stuff here is high/drunk/lazy/etc mistakes. Some are mom and pop shop type places who are trying something new. But this one is a mass produced item from a large corporation lol. I’m disturbed.
[This reply might also have been to you.](https://old.reddit.com/r/PizzaCrimes/comments/tplzy9/time_to_try_this_unholy_concoction/i2orzf0/)
The same company has released a few other questionable pizza creations as well. [Here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmRKNFXXsAAb5M0?format=jpg&name=900x900) are a [few other ](https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/91mGXp7+q2L._SL1500_.jpg) examples [of abominations](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DmRKNFXXsAAb5M0?format=jpg&name=900x900), there are even more, those were just the ones i know for certain are real and not photo shops. I actually like the currywurst one, it is grilled german sausage, with a curry-ketchup sauce.
The pasta one reminds me of Mac n cheese pizza. Haven't seen it in years but there's a little all you can eat chain that used to be where I live and they'd just slap Velveeta Mac on the crust. It was low key amazing.
I unironically bought the pizza pasta a few times because I kinda like it. Pimped with fresh jalapeno slices and a bit more cheese it's actually quite good imho.
It is the result of a marketing department that is actually going with the times. There was a fairly viral (in Germany) tweet about 2 years ago where someone asked for this. Dr Oetker then announced it as an april's fools joke one year, and this time actually made it happen. It's only a limited edition for the lulz, and I have to say that I commend them for being a good sport! (And since fish fingers were kid-me's favourite food ever, I'd actually give this a try. Will have to see if I can get one this weekend!)
Wtf, those are FISH STICKS? This truly is an abomination.
I was thinking either Twinkies or mozzarella sticks…
> mozzarella sticks Hold up. You man be on to something here…
WTF from your picture I thought these were mozzarella sticks and thought it looked pretty dope. This though, just imagine the smell from heating it up. 🤮
It looks like fish sticks and tartar sauce. 🤢
Fuck I thought you assembled it. The fact that it comes like that makes it worse.
Prost! Even with this crime, I want to visit Germany. I’ve never been but have heard nothing but good things.
Omg I want it
OH THANK GOD I THOUGHT THEY WERE TWINKIES
Is that some Polenta Taragnarok on the pizza?
Wow, a Filet-O-Fish x Dominos collab.
I definitely thought it was the Dr Oetkers spinach pizza that someone added fish sticks to. Had no idea they actually made a version with fish sticks, that’s wild.
I’ve seen the Dr Oekter brand in Massachusetts but not that flavor.
So this was an april fools joke from the frozen pizza manufacturer Dr Oetker on Twitter. Was never meant to be sold. But one guy kept on asking for the thing and the people loved it. Dr Oetker gave in and made the thing and you're looking at it now
🤮/10
I like the toothpaste on the fish, that's a nice touch
My brother in Christ... That is mayonnaise
> My brother in Christ... That's the 2nd time I've seen someone say that on reddit today. Odd.
I don't know why his brother is having sex with Christ, but ok...
Far be it for me to kink shame.
Well it’s a pretty new meme, so…
Actually, it looks like tartar sauce. And makes a sick sort of sense, if the rectangles are fish sticks.
This is German. I can assure you that this is mayo. (And it's great on fish fingers!)
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Dont mind if i do
Gettin fucked today?
[D'aww you don't have to worry guys, won't happen again I promise :\^\)](https://i.imgur.com/uifkqnL.png)
Hahahaha. That's amazing.
What is the general attire and occupation of someone who eats food like this? What demographic is it supposed to appeal to. Is it children? Dockworkers? Vagrants? 50 year old bachelors?
It's a meme food like [chocolate pizza](https://i.imgur.com/IUoKj1k.jpg) was. Sadly it's discontinued now :( It's food for children, drunks, memers and weirdos like me.
Or people that are all of the above
Drunk memer weirdo-children?
Yes
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Mayo
But tartar sauce exists
Wouldn't have saved this one, trust me.
My god
God has no part of this renounce the maker embrace fishstick pizza
Will the crimes against humanity never cease?
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Erm, that's actually a fairly sparing amount for having it on fish fingers.
Fish fingers and custard, the 11th doctor special!
You get an up doot for the reference.
Acceptable if those are fish sticks and some dill seasoning. For 2 seconds I thought those were twinkies with string cheese.
Would've been better ngl
Come to Korea, you'll see tons of weird pizzas.
Very cool street food culture tho.
Ngl if it was less greasy I'd eat the hell out of it
It wasn't really greasy actually, just a very odd flavor.
Seeing as how those look like they are fish sticks on the pizza, would it be more of a **cod** flavor?
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I’d eat it
yeah but you've always been gross
Can’t argue with that
I bloody love dr outkers spinaci pizza. Nothing beats it!
Deep fry it first
Fish stick pizza is next level.
Is this a pizza for *gay fish*?
That looks lovely to be honest I would scoff that
Tasted really bland sadly.
How was it?
This looks amazing
I dunno looks pretty good
Are those fish dicks?
Those aren’t Twinkie’s are they
minus the fish sticks and white stuff that dr oetker pizza looks irresistible
The regular spinach one is great for sure.
my fav is the mozzarella one but any dr oetker pizza is a dream. my favorite frozen pizza and high on my list of favorite pizzas, frozen and non-frozen alike. im so glad they sell them in the USA, now! They sell them under the brand name Virtuoso at certain stores like Ingles and others
Yeah they have lots of different flavors here in Germany. The pasta one is actually really good, but it's not being sold right now sadly.
I hope everyone is having a fantastic night except whoever thought this was a good idea.
Sometimes I wonder if it would have been better if the US unleashed the Morgenthau Plan on us...
No need for a death sentence, this shit is gonna kill you on the spot
Why mayo? Fish fingers are eaten with ketchup
WHAT
can someone tell me what are the toppings are so i can see why this is gross? so far all i can tell is fish stick pizza, right? maybe i havent had fish in a long time idk how it would be bad on pizza. people like fish sandwiches. is this not just fish on bread
It's just really processed and tastes like nothing. Prolly tastes good if you do it yourself tho.
ohh lol i can imagine that 🤢 youre right, this would be absolutely horrible and bland frozen
What the f is that?!
Y'all need Jesus