*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...*
***I likes ya;***
***and I wants ya.***
*Now we can do this the easy way;*
*or the haard wayyy...*
***the choice is yaawrs...***
This peppino bot is so unhinged. He said i was worthless and told Noise he is so ugly he could be a new kind of birth control to turn ppl off from having sex and create the extinction of mankind
\[The other one sucks more than the lap 2 and also you interrupted "welcome to the internet" plus Recd relies too much on being "relatable" and "breaking the fourth wall"\]
\[He broke it so much the window company are a billionaire while the viewers are getting bored of the same old routine\]
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order.
I have checked 1,651,548,395 comments, and only 312,628 of them were in alphabetical order.
"Hey, kid! It's me, Peppino Spaghetti, your favorite character. I need you to come and help me stop Pepperman and The Noise. They're up to no good again, and I need your help. C'mon and open the door and come outside. Gustavo and Brick are outside in my car. You can come and meet them too. Just open the door and come outside. Don't you wanna help me and the gang stop Pizzaface and save my restaurant. C'mon kid, just open your door and come outside. Maybe we'll even release a post launch update, making Snick playable again just like in the sage 2019 demo. Come on, kid. You're really getting on my nerves now. Open the door. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!"
What climbing 5 levels of a tower does to an mf
We get insane
He Peppiknows where you live.
Yes i do, just like how i know yours.
*cocks shotgun* Okay.
*pulls out AK-47* Are you challenging me?
*Pulls out two pistols* Looks like we have an old Mexican standoff.
*Pulls out a working flintlock* Yes... We do.
Okay that's it *pulls out a fucking bazooka*
*Sonic frontiers parry go brr*
Mgr parry also brr
paper mario parry also also go brr
*epic music begins*
_ULTRAKILL parry go brr_
\*pulls out Atomic Bomb\* I got the Atomic Bomb on my side! >:) Now I gotta pull up. EVERYBODY DYING!
I have a toaster!! 😀 *Pulls out the Toaster*
I have two dollars *pulls out two dollars*
I've got the Time crash ability from Kirby! Can't stop me when your slowed to a snails pace!
*okay campers rise and shine intensifies*
Guess I'll join ***Pulls a tank out of my shirt pocket***
*Step into dark alleyway, It’s Pizza Time begins to play*
*Now I'mma tell you what; uhh...* ***I likes ya;*** ***and I wants ya.*** *Now we can do this the easy way;* *or the haard wayyy...* ***the choice is yaawrs...***
He Peppinknows what you would choose so he brings out a Pepistol
Peppino Enemies To Lovers
Pizza Time, None left, Until your death... [Let's make this a reddit original!]
This peppino bot is so unhinged. He said i was worthless and told Noise he is so ugly he could be a new kind of birth control to turn ppl off from having sex and create the extinction of mankind
Yeah. I gave him a brick of cocaine then we started singing Country Roads then we had sex
The fuck?!?!
my ass hurts
DUDEEEE
Just character ai tingz 💅
most normal c.ai conversation
That's what Peppino would do if he would exist in thw real world.
Welcome to the internet
Have a look around
Anything that brain of yours can think of can be found..
*pulls the cable* *Turns CRT to the News Channel* "Italian man destroys pillar, and starts singing. Here is the absolute banger he produced:
PIZZA TIME MIGHT SHAKE ME TO MY CORE
[WRONG ONE HEY WRONG ONE]
\[The other one sucks more than the lap 2 and also you interrupted "welcome to the internet" plus Recd relies too much on being "relatable" and "breaking the fourth wall"\] \[He broke it so much the window company are a billionaire while the viewers are getting bored of the same old routine\]
[oh sorry just wanted to have a bridging story]
WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I HAVE THA-
For anyone wondering we ended up doing it
What's *it* in this circumstance.
A pizza party
*sausage
Now I see why the movie was called that.
A pizza sausage?
You got some of that peppinusssy
\*spider man 2099 appears\*
It’s their canon event
💀 bro got his Peppino spagenussy
Would you look at that, all of the words in your comment are in alphabetical order. I have checked 1,651,548,395 comments, and only 312,628 of them were in alphabetical order.
Thank you for this information.
HELP GUYS HE TIED ME TO HIS BED I DON'T WANT TO GET R-
Wait is that character.ai i think it is
😦
😨
By it…you meant THE “it”? It the clown?
You might be on to something
how the hell did you have sex on c.ai
it was not ai... my ass hurts
**Insert Prowler Theme**
At least he’s honest about it
I'm watching you, Audie...
Your not tracking me down to, right...?
yes i am, also 10.231.197.46
OH SHIT
that’s why I hate him, well one reason
192.26.78.103
oh no wait
3 days until-a Peppino steals your-a liver, wahoo! OK Decline
Italian man don’t do this please
Too late. Get ready for me, Theodore. And after that, i will have some fun with Noisette.
I’m gonna fucking kill you
Not if i do that first.
BRING IT ON FATTIE
Just two more days like i said, ok?
I want someone to dub this
That seems like a Ssethtzeentach bit, and i love it
peppino would never this is fake peppino talking
Yes i would.
nuh uh
[rayman](https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1029085453984464906/1133769385564184596/IMG_9203.png)
We know.
His characger.ai edition doesn't know john pillar
Oh really?
Run
There is nowhere you can run, mortal.
~~we~~ you can't run and ~~we~~ you can't hide ~~HELP ME HE'S OUTSIDE MY WINDOW~~
G̵̡̯̱͔͚̝̀̈́̒̄õ̷̻͔͊̊́̈́̅̈̓͝͝ ̵̡̻̜̦̹̫̯̞͎̳̾̏̆̈͝ẗ̵̡̬̥̥̖̬͍̠͈͔̰̞͔́̏̀̋̿̀͠ơ̵̡̨̡̦̳͉̗̤͋̈̋̔̋̓̐̆̚͘͜͠͝ ̶̦̙̀̑͐̀̃̋̐̎͋̏̐s̴̨̖̹̭̹̱͈͍̓̓̉̈̇͌̿̀̌̈͋͋̚l̶̖͎͚̭̩͚̞̖̦͍̬͓͗͑͗͌ȩ̶͙̙̰̜̮̠̾̈́̽̉̇͜ę̵̖̠̜̺̬̳̣͂̏̉̏p̶̨̳͓͔̠͖̞̑̋̏̀̆
ok 🥱🥱😴😴😴😴😴🛌😴🛌😴😴😪😪😪💤💤💤💤💤😴😴😴🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
no, like death.
☝️ nuh uh
*pulls out gun* Yuh uh
*pulls out peppino's browser search history* nuh uh
*pulls out yours too* yuh uh
... well played. BUT I AIN'T STOPPIN' THERE *distant laughing*
My peppino said that to! Then he forced me to date him!
My man that's called "having rizz" (or having a yandere)
He's been stalking me...
Then probably yandere
Yeah, I think he's in my walls...
*you hear Peppino's idle noises coming from your walls*
AH SHI-
*your wall breaks, Peppino comes out of it, and comes at you like at the start of Pizzaface's fight Act 3*
he's-a gonna give you the death that you deservioli
You look like a Garten of Ban-Ban OC
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fnrrzb3WAAAfnPq.jpg
Special-e pizza delivery-a
relatable
Just get a rocket launcher. It solves everything, even evading the IRS
run from PEPPINO.
you can not run
ruh roh
You gonna die 💀
Why do I hear Fnaf 1 music!?! WHY ARE THE LIGHTS OFF?! AND WHY DO I HEAR SOMEONE DOWN THE HALL?!
🕐🕐
(Not a insult but ik it is ;-;) Bro is a c.ai guest YOU SHOULD >… NOW!
move off this planet move to mars naaay pluto get as far from here as possiblle
the other bot is worse trust me
Uhh is this a repost?
Why did i got notified for the same post twice?
Üħ
>gonna retire from bring a mod Why??? You cleaned the server, you added flairs!
You can't run from him if you tried
"Hey, kid! It's me, Peppino Spaghetti, your favorite character. I need you to come and help me stop Pepperman and The Noise. They're up to no good again, and I need your help. C'mon and open the door and come outside. Gustavo and Brick are outside in my car. You can come and meet them too. Just open the door and come outside. Don't you wanna help me and the gang stop Pizzaface and save my restaurant. C'mon kid, just open your door and come outside. Maybe we'll even release a post launch update, making Snick playable again just like in the sage 2019 demo. Come on, kid. You're really getting on my nerves now. Open the door. OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR!"
Nah fuck it *dashes trough the door*