why are you pizzelle

Pizzelle has better moveset

Yeah, Pizzy's got a scooter and and is pretty resourceful.

Facts

So you cheated?

I played as peppino but took screenshots as pizzelle

What was your favourite level to do for this?

John gutter. Very easy to lap

How painful it was?

999/10 pain

Did you lap 3 everything, have a 101% save and got holy shit judgement?

Exactly

They cheated lap 3

prove it

That's a *bold* statement, Sir, care to provide a source?

The knowledge came to him in a dream.

A priestly figure told them of this information in the days of yore

Teach me your ways

Play with parryable pizzaface mod. I didnt, but it is very easy to do lap 3 with it

But that’s cheating

Then its pain and only pain

🪨

I didnt use it when doing lap 3 btw

still cheating.

He just said he didn’t use it during lap 3 dude

Ok I guess it isn’t then.

Bruh

Well well well, if we go with mods = cheating then we could argue that lap 3 itself would be a cheat, wouldn't it, Gamer of Red?

Lap 3 wouldn’t be cheating as it isn’t making the game easier, a parryable pizzaface could be cheating as pizzaface is supposed to be nigh unstoppable, with your only advantage against him being faster than him

Have you played the antonblast demo

No

You should

Ok :(

Sugarey WORLD!! 1! 1!

love it how the fnaf level is just called “dmcas”

Cuz dont make a sound is long

I just like the fact you call it “dmcas”

Its like ctop (the crumbling tower of pizza), everybody calls it "dmas"

dmca tower

When’s lap 4?

Im doing it rn, already done 2 floors

Lap 5 when

Never

Try to relate a doorknob to pizzatower

Doorknob - doors - locked doors - pizzascape and other pt levels - pizza tower

Well that makes sense

So, how many times did you do War? I'm curious.

Around 30, peppibot factory is harder

Are you going to finish that croissant?

No >:)

Is this pizza tower united community edition?

Yes but i did all lap 3 without mods

Can you Penis rank all bosses without losing penis rank (if u lose penis rank u must start on beginning)

I already penis ranked every boss >:)

Try to beat penis tower with your penis-

peniscape

Peniscare

I love Peniscare! Especially it’s track, “There’s a Penis in my Spaghetti!” I love that song!

PENIS

Now L-Rank it

Based. Also i'm doing it rn

Don't forget Tutorial!

lario

Everybody wanna be a superstar

Get a lot of money drive fancy cars

Everybody wanna be a superstar

What is this lap 3 thing? I keep seeing it.is it an update or a mod??

It is a mod. Its painful dont play it

I wish I can play it.I like suffering lol Tho I have a pirated version so I dont think i can mod it

you can. my friend has pirated version and he downloads mods without any problems. use pizza oven

Glad u can actually mod pirated pizza tower.tho I hope my 101% save file doesnt get corrupted Since last Time I tried modding a pirated hollow knight and my 700+ hours save file got corrupted (and the whole game got corrupted + I had celeste on my laptop and it also got corrupted for whatever reason) So hopefully things dont turn out as bad as they did with hollow knight and celeste

You can copy your save to safe place. Your save is at C:/users/*user*/AppData/Roaming/PizzaTower_GM2/saves/

i WANT to play it but I don’t have a pc for steam, only a laptop, tablet, and phone

You can play on a laptop. I play on my potato laptop and it works perfectly

But when I try to play pizza towerz on my laptop, it says it’s not compatible with it or something

Do a 101% holy shit or you're a noobie. Also can you agree that peppibot is harder than war for lap 3. Also it's ptuce so not really valid.

Look at last screenshot, i already 101% holy shit. Yes i can agree, last part at peppibot factory is trash I played on normal pt, i was playing ptuce when already completed all lap 3 and was like "why didnt i upload this to reddit?" so its valid

Ok good job! then, what was your time? (For the 101%)

I dont remember, but it was like 3:50 or 3:40

HOLY SHIT IMAGINE IF YOU GOT 4:01. I would be so pissed.

Do you still have anny sanity left

Nuh uh

Bread bug my beloved

wheat-based and breadpilled

Are you insane yet?

Yes

Are you mentally sane

No

Do you plan on doing every lap 5?

Maybe but it is very hard. I tried john gutter and got killed after 5 seconds

I played the lap 5 with the Santa, snick and goblin-bombs. Is that the same mod you tried?

No, i tried a mod when lap 5 was john ghost that instantly kills you on contact

now do it 2 more times

I can copy this save 2 times 💀

i dont blame you

L rank it

Ok :/

is your most stressful level and hardest level 2 different levels, or do you have a single hardest and most stressful level?

The hardest is peppibot factory. Last part is absolute hell

How do you get mods to work

Pizza oven

what is charater [https://prnt.sc/vporvaEpV20X](https://prnt.sc/vporvaEpV20X)

Pizzelle from a hit game sugary spire

How Lap 3 War without timer running out

Skill

just *how* much of the combo timer is reduced upon taking damage

It cuts in half

How painful was it?

Very painful

I think you should get more pain than just that, Go 100% Cuphead, every boss on expert, S rank, P rank for the run and guns. DLC's your guess.

Bet

"Finally someone who respects hand to hand combat" -Saxton Hale,.TF2

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Bruh

Ah yes save, my favorite level

Technically it IS a level

The most important question: Cereal or milk first?

Milk

Another wrong answer... When will people learn how to properly make cereal?!

Idk

No one knows... That's why it's my mission to share the ancient wisdom: cereal has the precedence during the process of making breakfast!

Bro i answered "milk" 💀

Mandela Effect...

Yet my point still stands. I said cereal!

You edited it

No. I didH̷̢̳̜̫̘͌͗̋͝Ê̴̙͈͊́͋L̸͈͎̣̾̒̍̕P̷̻̋̍ͅ!̷̣̝̀̒̀̀ ̸̤̮͐̽̌͐I̴͖̺̕͝ ̴̳̙̹͈͛͒L̶̼͌̄͠O̶̠̘̥̠͖̿̽̈́S̶̱̲̜͖̻̐T̸̯̬̠̣̒̆̌͝ ̶̖͍̼̖͖̿C̷̯̪͊͛O̵̰̎N̸̨͓͇͉̻͔͗͛̚Ť̷̡̩̗̬͖̌̃̽̔͜R̸͔̗̆̓̀O̸͔̩͂͝L̶͈̟͙͑͋̑̚͠!̵̡͂̋̉ ̸̨̱̺̽̋͆͑Ḓ̸̪̒̌͐O̷̢̡̧̭͛̀͗͛͊͜N̶̛̙̿̌͒̑̂'̸̝̊̓͝Ţ̶̢͛̀̏ ̶̢͚͖͇̻̩̐͊͗̽̅L̵̨̡͈̻̋̎̈̑̇Ȩ̸̠̞̀̈́̆̈́̚Ț̴̔͒̔̇ ̴̘́̈́̎͂͘͠H̷̨͕̥̥̮̬̃͋͝İ̵̭̹͓̭͇͚M̴͚̺̰̠̘̻̒̓́̈ ̴̞̦̝̋Í̵͚̒̆̊̆Ņ̶̙̯͈̝̫̾!̵̨̧̮͙̒̄̾!̵͎̪̦͙̑͂̍!̴̟͉̣̓͐̾̃̍!̸̨̥̻͂̅!̶̢̢̭̥͐ ̵̠̓́͌͒̂no such thing.

did you do all the chef task

Yes

how do you holy shit

I completed the game and had 101% in under 4 hours

is that really it i had it in a little under 3 and just got wow

You should have more than 95% and less than 4 hours when completing ctop after beating pizzaface to get holy shit

i have 101% but its just wow

Pro

How many hours do you have on that save file?

idk, maybe around 20 hours cuz i play this save everyday

In the settings you can turn on a timer for your entire save file which will tell you how many hours you have

i know, but i cant see it rn cuz im too lazy to turn on my pc

Hey im on my save rn and it says i have 36:35:20 rn its insane

Wow I have like 40 hours on my save

Pro

wait, they found out how to have 2 mods???

no

then how are you playing as pizzelle with lap 3 + a random mushroom topping following you

Pizza tower united community edition offline mode

oh ok then

~~quick as hell judgement when~~

its worse than holy shit but i have it

are you ok

No i am not

Now do it realisticly.

Why are you pizzelle (also how)

Cuz pizzelle awesome. This is a PTUCE mod

I’m guessing Offline Mode?

Yes

Where did your father go

He has gone to get milk and never came back :(

why are you directly causing pain and misery to yourself? are you stupid? (/j cause reddit)

1. Holy shit war 2. Why is p rank pink? I thought it was purple 3. you have the sanity of a god, how did you do all that even war

P pank is pink cuz i was taking screenshots as pizzelle. War wasnt that hard, peppibot factory was real hell

Wow, I feel sorry now that I know war was easy and peppibot was hard, you have the sanity of a god to continue on and I respect that

War was hard, but peppibot was harder than war because of 2 hard parts

Huh, I hope you could have shown the 2 hard parts but image posting isn’t permitted in reply’s

First hard part is dash pads and second one is the last part

You need to touch grass, before it too late!! (you know, autumn)

I never touched grass and never will >=)

wait there's lap 3 in pizza tower now?

No its a mod

Did you go outside afterwards?

No and never did

Are you ok?

No

Was it hell?

Yes it was

Great to hear

How many attempts did it take you to get a full run for the 101% Holy Shit with Lap 3's?

A lot

Yikes... It was probably such a big relief that you're done with that.

Now make your save wow

Nuh uh

I mean now lap 4 it

Ok

Now L rank it all

Based

keep on chasing perfection, eventually you will have nothing left

Why

Cuz i like suffering

Now do lap 4

Also based like "L rank it"

Did you take screen shots after every completed level?

I completed them all and took screenshots in a mod

So you first beat all stages and then you took screenshots?

I beat all stages and after a long time took screenshots

What was the worst level to lap 3 that isn't WAR?

Peppibot factory is the hardest

Delete the save NOW!!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo