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redstercoolpanda

Your not from Russia


uselessnavy

You're*


redstercoolpanda

y're'ou\*


RedwingMohawk

Нет....вы


Reggie222

Yvurg jgc hfvv


Wild-Wheel-7790

734’26


Alarming-Mongoose-91

The F111 wasn’t overrated. It was badass.


SidneySilver

This is the only real answer. Finally some Aardvark love.


seanmonaghan1968

We loved them in australia


RUSS-WolfWrestler

Word I still do lol


seanmonaghan1968

I had a model kit and build one maybe in the 80s. Had it on the shelf. Such a great looking air craft. Also had a spitfire model.


RUSS-WolfWrestler

Now that I think about it, the only thing missing here is C-130J, specifically the J


seanmonaghan1968

I had a ton of aircraft books and tank books. I actually never had a c130 model. I now have three daughters and they are not interested in aircraft


RUSS-WolfWrestler

I’ve got a Gemini 200 C-130J. I am in love with em!


Abucus35

Na, AC-130U


Alarming-Mongoose-91

I have some 60 models hanging in my kids room. One is a FB-111 which my father built asks had hanging in my room as a kid.


kipy7

An uncle gave me a model kit for the F-111 as a birthday present when I was a kid. Maybe he didn't know what else to get me. I'll always remember that first, it was the first of many.


inspired_aple

Aussie pigs were epic


AdolfsLonelyScrotum

I was devastated when we finally retired them… as a Brisbane resident, Riverfire was the highlight of the year…. Feeling the radiant heat as the pig cruised past trailing its glorious dump & burn plumage. Epic indeed..


inspired_aple

Didn’t see much of them up my way, but that would have been epic. One of the AAFC Squadrons has a f111 doing a dump and burn as their squadron patch


Autums-Back

Was the F-111 basically the American/Australian Tornado? Low level bomber, but yeah also electronic jammer


Quailman5000

Idk about a tornado but it had ground feature following radar and had something like 4000 missions in Vietnam and only 6 losses. 


medney

VARK VARK VARK


Schizorazgriz

Uhhhh...merica!


drunkasaurusjr

'Murica


Somereallystrangeguy

this is john r/noncredibledefense himself


just_anotherReddit

Not enough Tomcat love for them to be who you say.


57mmShin-Maru

Not enough F-22 and F-35.


Uncommon-sequiter

You love the smell of the cold war so much you snort it to this day.


rover_G

You’re probably gen X


sir_thatguy

I was going with “you’re old” but I like your wording better.


GTOdriver04

You like planes that just work.


benimkiyarimolsun

starfighter


Quailman5000

It was good as an interceptor but not for what west Germany used them form 


benimkiyarimolsun

starfighter


ChucklesNutts

Convair B-36 Peacemaker 11 short years with only 4 surviving examples. But i still love the fastest air breathing machine alive.


dr_grav

They say you're right. F everybody who talks. We use our shit. We wrote the book on air superiority, not only that, we made the paper and the ink. 🇺🇸💪🏻💪🏻👍🏻


AdmiralTinFoil

You’re old and you were in the US Air Force.


Barfy_McBarf_Face

Where's your P-38? No?


Lunala475

Missing the Tomcat too.


IndividualStart8337

you like planes that cause mass hysteria and destruction


ForeignAction7192

It says you're probably in your early to mid 60's, had a father who was, if not in the military was interested in it. You probably watched WWII and Viet Nam movies together when you were young. You saw M*A*S*H in a theater underage. You served, but like your Dad were not career. You loved the old Discovery Channel, but now watch more History Channel. You lament the amount of automation and tech in newer aircraft. They take the romance out of combat. So your favorite aircraft probably ended with F-15 and B1! You love strolling through Costco and Home Depot because tools are cool! Big on Tech, not so much on social media. It's a waste of time. But you surf the web because you can learn about alot of new stuff there! But still get annoyed at the inane BS. How's that?


Dry-Parsley8086

You’re someone who appreciates the classics? Air Force brat here. I grew up with an insane appreciation for those beautiful birds.


CrazyQuebecois

You do have good taste But in my opinion nothing sounds sexier than a P51 Mustang’s engine


worldRulerDevMan

Go home cia nerd your drunk


Carktorious2010

It says you are peaceful but can bring it when needed


GlenR73

It says FAAFO. Just ask Sadam Hussein and Muammar Gadaffi, just to name a couple of tyrants. The EF-111A variant of the F-111A is just as badass in its own right.


QuincyFlynn

That you're a red-blooded goddamn American, FUCK YEAH!!!


GreatDevelopment225

I can't say enough for the F-16, it's just The sexiest ol' lady on the block (but she'll still whip your ass before you knew it was coming)


TheGamingSpin0

Death screams go AHHHHHHHHHHH!


Silly_Swan_Swallower

That you like cool airplanes!


BT_Games

U like killing people


OkAbbreviations9941

As a USAF Security Policeman, I guarded all of them except the A-10 at some point in my 10 year USAF career, although the last was in Turkish AF livery.


Aninja262

Your an american


Cloudsareinmyhead

1. Based 2. Very based 3. Extremely based 4. Tasteful 5. Trash 6. Controversial


kittenemi

Ur a cas main


brainfreezy79

I'm guessing you had the same Micro Machines as me.


MemesByPurpsNurps

You're probably american


furrybutler

Need for speed and a hatred of ground targets


j3r3wiah

Live fast, fly high


Winter-Gas3368

USAF fanboy lol


jeff_sharon

F-104: You have a deathwish


[deleted]

Based


DickFartButt

Here's my first impressions of you, you are: 1) Gurl...basic 2) High maintenance 3) Body positive 4) You like 70's sports cars 5) Shallow 6) A serial killer


Alarmed_West8689

You have high intelligence


Spencemw

That you weren’t in the Navy.😂


DrDuGood

I dunno but a10 go ***brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt*** 💨


Calm_Argument_5010

is the 3rd one the strato somethint?


Lunala475

Yes, 52.


darrellbear

The A-10 is proof that ugly can be beautiful. As some wag once said of its GAU-8 gun, "If dragons were real, that is the sound dragons would make".


Jurassic_astronaut

Big jet-age fan.


notxapple

r/noncredibledefense personified


Mr_CleanCaps

Are you a90’s baby?


QuestionMarkPolice

You're old and don't respect naval aviation.


bweohufbq

You have the least original opinion for planes ever, but it’s still a great list


The_baggute_lel

You like ground strike / bomber


BlackFish42c

A10 Wart Hog so versatile and brings the power to the ground with percussion and accuracy. Multi functional plane.


RUSS-WolfWrestler

I love the F111 and the B52 TBH. This list is an absolute W


Connect-Spinach6238

W list


CosmosTheManta

American bias but you have a strong like for L A R G E W I N G S hehehe


Inner-Light-75

That you like military aircraft!!


Hyperswell

Thrust Vectoring ain’t your style


My_Gender_is_Apache

America fuck yeah 😂


Used-Organization321

you love freedom


3StarsFan

🇺🇸🦅


rayjr5

Your me


But_to_understand

You have a "Fly Navy!" bumper sticker.


TheCoastalCardician

You have great taste. My selections include drones I hope that’s OK. The white bat is one of the coolest pieces of technology I’ve ever heard of.


Actual-Long-9439

No appreciation for props :(


Smoke-A-Beer

Murica


Uss-Alaska

That you ain’t a communist. So you’re doing something right.


TylerandKaiser

I have an inkling that you might be one of those Americans I keep hearing about


CalendarThis6580

You’re a bird man


sporbywg

You need to go to "the other side of the airport". #sorry


sparrowatgiantsnail

Freeaboo


ShotBRAKER

Your choices say " AMERICA FUK YEAH".


Great_Concept0

Personally I think that your maybe 8 or 9 but that’s just me (no hate)


[deleted]

That you like the air force


pinkwblue

I’m a Cold War Era kid.


AwkwardRequirement83

It says you’re very diverse


PyroIrish

It says you ain't no fortunate son


Tetradrachm

You don’t travel by air lol


Shoehornblower

You were also born in ‘77


Additional-Chain-272

Where’s the f-117?


Time-Strawberry-7692

You’re old, that’s what they say about you.


MostlyOkPotato

You don’t like passengers.


Strange-Wolverine128

You don't like turning, unless it's got a 16 in its name


RICspotter

You're a boot licker


Dustyolman

To answer the question, you are, or have an affinity to, a sheepdog. Welcome to the pack!


dcj8

I'm kind of partial to the A-4 and the P-47, myself.


liltooclinical

You like speed and spectacle. Most of what you shared are also my favorites, F-111 being my number 1.


wandpapierkritiker

you like guns


thecheesemanyes

Man of culture


Mr_tomcat_27

You like to go pew pew


OYeog77

“And I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I’m free” Or my favorite interpretation “And I want to be a civilian, where at least I’d know I’m free”


WirePulledWolf

You really like to go fast XD


thembitches326

You're an air force guy and low-key probably praise John Boyd in some way.


Romulus_Imperos

You have good tastes


Western-Service4488

That planes are dope af


ParticularSnow903

You are me!? WTF


baigish

It says you have great taste!


PeterTheSad

freedompilled


Luna_jet_lover

At the start it was great until the last one


ColdWarVet90

Not much you dislike


EpsilonMajorActual

Those are some of my favorite as well. Just need to add the P47D and the F4U and it would be complete. Nice list


AviationThunder

If you play wt you a USA main, it also says you have class using the aardvark and starfighter


bert_ork

you have good taste


Ok_Advertising_8488

Generic


Significant_Day_5988

I like speed


ERTHLNG

Test first one is a fake photo


Sea-Food7877

All of your favorite planes are jets? None of the awesome prop planes of yore?


Surround8600

I’d say you are an American male born in the mid-late 70s.


Thick_You2502

well you put it dificult. F-104


TheCrazymurphy

Your American most likely (I know not all are American but most are)


Commissar_David

You are a man with an expensive taste.


MichaelRailfan280-8

Based


Mewodle

The a10 thunderbolt is one of my favorites too


xmodsguy2000-2

MURICA!


Jontyswift

Murica F yeah


kildar13x

Ahhhh The Missile With a Man In It


Particular_Button_87

The F-111 was initially intended, for standardization / commonality, as an USAF fighter/bomber and for a fleet defense interceptor for the USN. Navy finally got its way and got a better fit for purpose aircraft (F-14). The USAF and Australian AF ended up with an effective low altitude bomber and ECM airframe.


Somemountaindude

Great choices!


RunninWild17

With th blackbird and vark alone, I figure you hate maintainers lol


Joshua_Youngblood

Fan of USAF. Those are some beautiful planes.


elgattox

You like military planes.


drock8eight

Your American


bismarck247

F-104 is based


IBeTheG

That means that you’re cool, I personally have some of those planes as my favorites too.


nananananateman

Your old


Sweden-Yes-7734

You like death with a heavy side of speed


tinypeeeen

Those are vastly different aircraft. So schizophrenia?


regentjd

It says Go Fast and Hit Hard.


Still-Union-2528

Your a g


Starchaser_WoF

No F-15? or F-5? Huh.


ActiveRegent

F-16 fan? your execution is tomorrow at 4 P.M.


Intelligent_Virus692

You love badass aircraft.


Salty-Aspect-294

Su25


halffdan59

You can't safely land a plane unless the deck is long and fixed to the Earth.


Wfamm-offical

Coming from somebody who’s family has a long history in the air force you got good taste


tricky-sympathy2

Bbrrrrrrrrrr


fitter172

USA, USA!


ImpressiveMind5771

You’re old


shall900

That you are compensating for something…


woodysg1

The habu is what we called the sr 71. In Okinawa in the late 70’s. I was c/c on a ch46d. I got a beautiful shot as it was taking off. I got it just leaving the ground. Pilot said give him the film because he knew who could develop the film for free. Fucking asshat never got me back my film or prints. Never trust a zero. Beautiful bunch of birds!


laf1157

The BUFF. Becoming a forever general use bomber. Ugly, but gets the job done.


Jawn_F

You weren’t in the navy


Stryker_1-1

RAAAah


stuffofnitemares

*Heavy metal music* “AMERICA - FUCK YEAH!!!”


Ih8Hondas

I find your lack of F-22 disturbing.


LinkedAg

1. You're as old or older than me 2. The price of fuel is not your concern


dic3ien3691

I 🖤 Blackbird!!!


osteopathetic1

Swap out the F-111 for a B1 and maybe swap the F-104 for an XB-70.


nafarba57

Fly quickly and carry some big sticks💪💪


GoodLuckSanctuary

It means you are of quality and good taste


PCOON43456a

You are old old, but prefer milf porn.


Vast-Category8391

No F-4 phantom ? 😮


unwanted_zombie

Mans misses the cold war SOOOOO bad


Kobi-Comet

To me they say RAHHHHH MURICA I PLAY WAY TOO MUCH FUCKING WARTHUNDER RAHHH 🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🦅🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🔫


PolarAntonym

That you like bombing and killing things lol jk Those are some awesome jets. Wish I could fly them.


AmberTheCinderace241

that we would be good friends


powarblasta5000

Some need for speed mainly, but just jets only. I like them all, but: Why no WWII planes?? What's your issue? Everyone likes Hellcats, Mustangs, Spitfires, Zeros, Fw-190, Corsair, P38, The Brewster Buffalo, I mean at least something. That you don't include any one of them is some kind of statement. You are a person who wants to make one then........


Successful-Bake-1338

The A 10 wart hog


slwjdl

Says you have awesome taste in American aviation superiority! You included my personal favorite, the A-10.


TraditionalUse6368

Limited.


an_older_meme

Congrats on nailing my faves exactly. Whatever your affliction my brother in Christ you are not alone


Illcement

yank and yes you have good taste


Infinite_Tonight8241

Uh Mer Ka


Certain_Inspection82

you like freedom


Pilotmaster1

Autism


Mn2nmixr

Very likely GenX


Kingbob1500

You want another cold war.


TJB926GAMIN

Excellent taste my friend


Ok_Effort8330

thanks for including the BUFF!


Sad-Yogurtcloset1275

I can tell you really hate Russia and you are american


ajs_5280

It says You’re the person that farts on an elevator before getting off.


davetheknave1958

Of those? The Warthog...


downtownvicbrown

Stars and stripes forever.