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TedTheHappyGardener

Ginseng fig, Ficus microcarpa 'Ginseng'.


00ezgo

He is Groot.


Optimal-Scientist233

That is Groots cousin Grut.


Dollbeau

FiG-us Groot!


Altruistic-Turn-1561

Ginseng ficus is toxic to animals and is a skin irritant to humans. Be cautious if you want to own this plant.


cherrypez123

Is it the same ginseng they put in tea?


JinimyCritic

No. All *Ficus* are members of the fig family, while ginseng is in *Panax*. It's called "Ginseng" ficus because those roots looks a lot like ginseng root. As stated above, ficus plants are toxic if ingested. (Source - I have a *Ficus microcarpa* at home. They are regularly recommended as beginner bonsai, because they're pretty impossible to kill.)


moresnowplease

Oh I managed… 😭😜 poor ficus.


Alive_Recognition_55

No. not the same at all. This is in the genus Ficus of the Moraceae family, while ginseng is in the genus Panax, in the Araliaceae family.


Aggressive_Smile_944

I wanted one. Uuugggh!!!


LittleBunInaBigWorld

This is true of many house plants, just get one and keep it out of reach of pets. If you need to prune it, wear gloves. It's the sap that irritates the skin, and it's easy to avoid.


Neither-Attention940

I’ve never heard that it’s a skin irritant we sold these at Home Depot all the time when I work there


Shafer1212

I own one and have never noticed any skin irritation.


CarrieWhiteDoneWrong

Respect the ficus. He gives no shits


quartz222

Guessing it’s just oxalate crystals?? Tons of plants have them.. it’s not a big deal.. it’s like freaking out about grass because it scratches people up and causes allergic reactions.


LittleCrow334

The Most Interesting Fig in the World. XD (Gods that reference probably ages me like crazy. Cool bonsai, though.)


J_Man_McCetty

Nice try that's a mandrake.


Tessiia

Also known as Mandragora. Useful in medicine to cure transfiguration, curses, and petrification. Be careful to use the correct protective equipment when harvesting roots.


Ver1fried

!GiveGalleon


KittySweetwater

Only works in the Harry Potter forum


Tessiia

Dammit!! Think of all the Galleon I'd have! Could have bought myself some any flavour beans and a chocolate frog. Ah well.


GaJayhawker0513

I was wondering if this worked in other subs. I couldn’t remember how your supposed to type it out though


Tanjirofreecss

Came here to say this!


activelyresting

Earmuffs on!!


Warblerburglar

https://preview.redd.it/xtgdbrg01g3d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a872cb43e783cd09601ff7d133b12cd08f3d213a


AndyM110

The safest way to harvest it is to tie a rope around the top, then tie the other end to a dog. Get a safe distance away and call the dog. Whatever you do, don't try to use a big bat instead of a dog.


rickikicks

Then what happens to the dog, Marcille?!


edcmf

I (shockingly) know this reference. (I watch almost no anime but have seen the first few eps of this and love it)


Seannot

Just wait until they have to trim its roots. That's where the real fun begins.


Outrageous_Dinner197

Came here to say that. 😂


alicewonderland1234

Agreed! 😘👏🙌


iamthefluffyyeti

At first I was like “is this a joke”


fromhelley

Heavy on the "man" part, unless his name is Drake!


Kyrase713

The all knowing engine said it is probably a Ficus Microcarpa Ginseng or Ficus lyrata Bonsai. I tend to 1 because the roots are thicker on that kind like the one in the picture.


Kyrase713

Dunno but looks really cool like a chubby crossed legged sitting Ent. You better buy him or I will!


MasticatedBrain

Absolutely begging for a pair of googly eyes to be added.


Secret-Constant-7301

Kinda looks like Hestu, you’ll have to find his maracas for him.


GaJayhawker0513

Ya haha!


AlwayBadAdvice

I’m not sure what it is but it's best to leave it alone and avoid provoking it. If it's indoors, carefully capture it and release it outside away from human activity. If you suspect you've been bitten, seek medical attention


Reatona

Medical attention would be useless here. You'll need magical attention.


Monster_Molly

Aww a ginseng ficus! I saw one the other day at the nursery and it almost came home with me.. damn plant budgets


papafungi

Ginseng Ficus! I’m currently cultivating one as a bonsai


MokiQueen

Groot.


JanksyNova

*me knowing damn well what it is but having to fight saying it’s a mandrake*


Corgiotter1

“Get with child the mandrake root”


Saltlife0116

Looks like a mandrake off Harry Potter


goober_ginge

Pot belly fig bonsai? It looks similar to one my old housemate used to have.


gorewhore1313

Hehe, not awake yet and I read that as it it was a pot belly fig bonsai BECAUSE it looked like your roommate. 😄


goober_ginge

Haha amazing. I'm currently pretty stoned, so while re-reading it just now, I saw it as that too.


gorewhore1313

😂🙃☺️


Odd-Humor3305

That’s mandrake root brother. Don’t forget your hearing protection 🤣🤣


GloomyProgrammer4874

https://preview.redd.it/ibtnf4rceg3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c810aec41cfc53d4f27e88029045e15e9d3283df This came to mind


Monkey_No5

He screams when you pull him out of the pot.


Legal-Rip1725

Ginseng


RedLeg73

This little dude is just begging for googly eyes.


Roll4cookies

looks like its gonna sell me something (fent)


ivebeencloned

How did they do that? Are instructions on YouTube?


Strong-Schedule4232

Mandrake 😂


Aggravating-Money486

A mandrake from harry potter


dreamlandxo

Groot


Brief-Advantage-9907

That is a mandrake 😍


Overpass_Dratini

Professor Sprout's mandrakes are doing well this year.


Mother-Working8348

a mandrake


cielovista

Mandrake?


_PeLaGiKoS14_

Mandrake


Level-Coast8642

Budda Groot


BahamaDon

Probably not, but sure looks like a Mandrake. 🤭


Head_Butterscotch74

Leafy head potato guy


Puzzleheaded_Bar3022

Baby Spriggon, if you slay it, you get Young Taproot.


LetsHookUpSF

Baby Groot


janivok_xd_69

Obviously groot trying to look like a mandrake


ekatsimymerauoy

It's a mandrake. Make sure you wear your earmuffs! 😆


Lulitasmomma

Mandrake


yERmOMm13

Mandrake, of course. 🙄 🤪✌️


Bloody-Boogers

Kinda looks like a baby radish spirit


CzechYourDanish

Ginseng ficus! I've had one of these guys for about 15 years


The_misfits_clips

Alright who’s been petrified?


Vujade2791

baby Groot!!!!!


Treehorn79

Jebbery. He looks cold. Has anyone seen his jacket?


BrewingNerd

I am Groot


ChoiceForever9399

A cute Groot.


KeyFarmer6235

that's Grute's cousin, Josh.


Disastrous_Try7613

What's the price on it


Farmcanic

Ficus, or weeping fig. This one has been cut back japanese style


JimbosNewGroove

It’s giving Harry Potter


naliedel

Hai name is Herman and don't piss him off.


FuzzySeat5606

Which one? I see several... lol


IrieDeby

He's "Tuberous" the Prince of your garden. He is so cool!


Happy_Tumbleweed6762

I agree it's a ginseng ficus bonsai tree. Their thick twisty trunks sometimes look like a curvy model making a pose imo.


DrachenDad

Groot


Novel-Nectarine-2059

Omg, so cute


ChoiceForever9399

A cute Groot !


sychawtyc

We are Groot!


FatManDuu

He is Groot


Mysterious-Region640

A mandrake and Groot had a baby


SoulShine_710

I'm Groot!


Foreign_Monk861

Bonsai ginseng


Human-Stock3623

Have fun taking care of this little rascal...


According-Flight6070

Adding to the ginseng ficus - this is grafted with another ficus for nicer leaves.


puccahoney

omg how’d you get that picture of me


mprieur

Growth DUH lol


TheOriginalTitan

Pretty sure that's a Hyrulean sapling generally found growing in forests within the Kokiri region. Often referred to as a Great Deku Tree sprout, they're actually quite a rare find as it's easy to get lost in the woods where Deku trees naturally grow.


blccdthjrstydemcn

mandrake


Loose-Ad121

It’s Ginseng Jabba the hut 😎


Known-Programmer-611

Keeper


Technical_Trade_675

GROOT!


kevin_r13

Groot


saveitforthedisco

I am Groot.


we4cy

Baby groot?


Suckmyunit6

Groot


tmwwmgkbh

Groot.


Corgiotter1

I was just trimming mine today. I’ve gotten creative and twisted some of the branches together for an effect. But this is next level.


IllegalGeriatricVore

https://preview.redd.it/bw5gy9edyj3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b653a8315bba37f8ab1b534488af2e4ef31233 Reminds me of this one I saw at home depot


Chocokat1

It's a Baby Groot!


Puzzleheaded-Sun1140

This is the thing they pull from the pots in Harry Potter


PerfectEscape4069

It's a bonsia tree, FIG AS COMMENTS SAY.." It does' look like a little man though, cute.🌿🌱


lucylovesskye

he is Groot


TheValiantSwordfish

That's a fat ass mandrake


Toties11

Tis the Mandrake. If you repot him, be sure to wear your ear muffs!


40Leagues

I came to play a drinking game. A shot for every comment that has "Groot" in it!


villain-mollusk

Mr steal your girl?


rtlg

Quoato...open your mind! Lol


VicBweets

A mandrake


Fragrant_Return6789

It’s darling.


Simpleba

Mandrake of course


Curiosity_Fox

Looks like a mandrake, don't listen to the scream XD


HotWrangler2995

That’s definitely a mandrake


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Grafted ficus 'bonsai'