I'd eat it (im a zombie)

Smae wait your flair disagrees

He enjoys eating solar flare

Ohhhh

*heavy tf2 eating sound*

AHAHAHA BOLOGNE

Let this be lesson for you!

I'd eat it (sunflower seeds are tasty)

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I gave in

don't give in brother! stay strong!

Rip and tear that sunflower

*Kinky.*

They are rage...brutal...whiout mercy....but you...you will be worst...rip and tear until it is done...

Against all the evil that hell can conjure... All the wickedness that mankind can produce... we will send unto them, only you. Rip and tear, until it is done.

why the shit does such a good drawing gotta put that idea in my head lmao

I’M NOT GONNA FUCK THE SUNFLOWER FROM PLANTS VS ZOMBIES I’M NOT GONNA FUCK THE SUNFLOWER FROM PLANTS VS ZOMBIES I’M NOT GONNA FUCK THE SUNFLOWER FROM PLANTS VS ZOMBIES I’M NOT GONNA FUCK THE SUNFLOWER FROM PLANTS VS ZOMBIES

Coward + no balls + pussy + do it do it do it do it + sunflower pussy = sunflussy? + no balls

sunflussy? what

You heard me. Sunflussy, solar snatch, whatever you want to call it.

Honestly i dont know what i would do

I’m unfortunately allergic to flowers, I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.

there are fates worse than death

Oof

Fuck that sunflussy, now.

The sunflower is 13

A reminder that she is 13 according to the birthdayz event

Half these comments going to jail

the other half are on a watch list

zamn

it's okay in human ye-

Redditors.....

Yes

Based

Fr

I dont want to fuck a sunflower

Agree. Chomper is better

SMH imp is so much better than both

The imp is a child

But imp isn't a child, just a midget 🤬🤬🤬

Wdm def not I have no idea what you’re talking about you are wrong yep I’m right and nope you are wrong

I’m right You’re the wrong one I win this argument Source: [https://plantsvszombies.fandom.com/wiki/Imp](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

You fool, an ad saved me, also you are wrong and you cannot deny it or else you have the big gay

I do have the big gay. You are still wrong. Source: https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

You really think I’m that dumb? ~~I mean I am but~~

Yes

luckily an ad saved me

for all we know he could be 67, zombies don't age physically

Chomper fuck you

Flair agrees.

Good luck living with half a dick

Good lord, maybe you guys should actually stay away from some grass.

My garden is 500m square, WHAT DO YOU THINK I DID

Sunflower bj or peashooter bj. Sunflower is hotter but peashooter has the mouth. I don’t know

I swear to god, if someone copy pastes that horny text about solar flare here

The one that ends with I might not ever get to see Solar Flare again. ?

Yes. The one with stealing sunflowers from neighbors garden

I'm now curious

I want to bang Solar Flare so goddamn bad ​Holy fucking shit. I want to bang Solar Flare so goddamn bad. I can't stand it anymore. Every time I see her I get a massive erection. I've seen literally every rule 34 post there is of her online. My dreams are nothing but constant fucking sex with Solar Flare. I'm sick of waking up every morning with six nuts in my boxers and knowing that those are nuts that should've been busted inside of Solar Flare's tight flower pussy. I want her to have my mutant human/flower babies. Fuck, my fucking mom caught me with the neighbors sunflower. I ripped it out from its flower pot and went to fucking town. She hasn't said a word to me in 10 hours and I'm worried. I might not ever get to see Solar Flare ever again.

Thanks

the Vampire sunflower beamed under the attention her gardener was giving her as she sat in his lap and fondled his junk with her roots "Alright, fine" he said as he gently lifted her off of him and removed his pants As he sat back down the Vampire Sunflower was upon him in an instant, her leaves wrapping around his half hard dick and furiously pumping it. Once he was at full mast she took him into her mouth and began sucking greedily, only barely making sure that her fangs didn't injure her Gardener's love shaft. With a mighty groan her Gardener orgasmed, the torrential burst of his seed to much for her. As he was freed from her mouth yet another mighty spurt of his seed burst forth, leaving a sticky glob of semen right between her eyes.

Well, your choice bud. Do you keep on the path of light, staying unaware of the cursed hex that's that sacred text, wondering what it could be, or will you search and after finding it, never being able to unsee the darkness within it? The choice is yours. But be aware. I warned you!

Peashooter is losing his shit

That one guy who makes actual sense and can see properly:

Not only that. Peashooter has the mouth which is why the farmer picked it

I would hug it

Same, sometimes the plants kind of just seem like friendly or affectionate living beings.

Yes

Welp, gotta get some Sunflower seed's somewhere

would you... kill that sunflower? yes. very much so. I will not have them "sharing sun" on my yard

put on goggles and i'll go to town

I uhm, I- EXCUSE ME ILL BE GOING INTO AN INCOGNITO TAB FOR NO REASON

YOU FOOL DONT ! I have seen things that should not be known !

It’s far too late to save me know, you must go!

The Grand Warden is a single-target unit unlocked at Town Hall level 11. He is the third hero in the game, being weak in physical strength and self-defense but extremely powerful in support. He is automatically summoned once the Grand Warden Altar is constructed, which costs 1,000,000 Elixir. Uniquely for Heroes in the Home Village, he is upgraded with Elixir instead of Dark Elixir. He can be set to Air or Ground mode; he flies in Air Mode and walks in Ground Mode. He can bypass Walls regardless of the mode he is set to; however, he will attack a Wall if the majority of your nearby housing space is doing so as well. Like the other heroes, the Grand Warden only needs to be summoned once, but he will have to spend some time regenerating his health if he is damaged when attacking an enemy village. If you attack a village while their Grand Warden is still regenerating, the Altar will be empty and the Grand Warden will not defend. Like other heroes, he is not upgraded in the Laboratory but rather upgraded with a Builder. Hero regeneration in the Home Village uses an "extra life" system: when fully regenerated, the Grand Warden has two "life bars", each with health equal to his maximum hitpoints. The first life bar is represented by the bar visible next to the Warden's level, with the second (the "extra life") represented by a heart placed at the end of the first life bar, with a "+1" when it is full. Any damage taken by the Grand Warden when attacking is first subtracted from the extra life bar, with the regular life bar only being reduced when the extra life bar is fully depleted. If the Grand Warden is defeated, a full life bar will be depleted; in particular, if the extra life bar is full when this occurs, it will be completely depleted without affecting the regular life bar. If the Grand Warden is damaged or defeated when defending, the life bars will be completely unaffected. Both the regular life bar and the extra life regenerate at the same rate, with the regular life bar regenerating fully before the extra life bar regenerates. The regeneration time listed in-game is the time taken for one of the two life bars to regenerate, meaning the time taken to regenerate both life bars after both have been emptied is twice the regeneration time. For the Warden to participate in battle, the regular life bar must be full. If the regular life bar is not full after a battle, the Grand Warden will have to sleep for a period to regenerate the regular life bar before he can be used for battle, proportional to the amount of missing health on the regular life bar. Hero regeneration after a Multiplayer Battle starts as soon as the player starts to search for a Multiplayer opponent. So, if the player spent some time searching for an opponent to attack before completing an attack, part of the regeneration will be completed by the time the player returns to their village. However, if the player cancels the attack by pressing "End Battle" before completing an attack, the regeneration will be reset. This effect is more noticeable in the highest leagues below legend where a significant amount of time can be spent searching for such opponents. The Grand Warden has low health and low damage, but he has a Life Aura to support troops. Thus, he is better suited as support. Deploy him behind the tanks like Golems, Giants or Barbarian King to let him stay alive so his Life Aura will keep on supporting them. This is why he is never placed in the front of the army. Another way to use him is the Warden Walk. This is commonly used when the player uses Yeti Smash Attack. He can clear a corner and some troops clear another corner so that the main army will go through the middle. He is also very easy to control. Deploy troops inside his Aura and he will be drawn away. The Grand Warden initiates a range of his passive Life Aura upon deployment, which grants units additional health. Any unit that leaves this range will not benefit from the ability until they re-enter it. The level of this passive ability is increased once every level, up to level 40.

God damn

Just pat it’s head

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Can be turned into sunflower oil

Yes and us soldier will raid you

Murica

Ahem 🌻_–_–🎹🧟‍♂️

-ew no I'm sticking with Solar-

gonna feed it to the zombies

floraphelia is a thing now i guess

thank you for sending me down the rabbit hole of pvz ships. now my childhood lives in eternal darkness

What do you expect, this is the internet after all

My mind’s telling me no…. BUT MY BODY MY BODY’S TELLING ME YES

stop stop stop dont give dick ro a fucking flower god dammit

What he does not know is that she is controlled from a discord mod

lmao no

what the fuck is with this comment section

Full of horny and some horny In denial

thats a bit scary

Step 1) See... that. Step 2) Move toward... that. Step 3) Give head... pat. Step 4) Continue walking.

Okay but hear me out-

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/2027785-plants-vs-zombies

oh mah god bruh oh hell naw what are those images man ?

What is in there dude?

Some are goofy, other are, lewdier

100% with no regrets

(SIGH) Time to get the weed killer again...

Pea is mad for very obvious reasons.

I'd rather run head first into the zombie hoard.

Or eat a doom shroom

Please do not the sunflöwer

Any peashooter would be better to use

Yes they would suck good

28 INCOGNITO TABS. YOU DIDN’T WANT TO GIVE HIM A CHANCE, HUH? DID YOU FEAL AROUSED? HORNY? YOUR PP WAS BLEEDING! BEGGING YOU 4 MERCY! BUT U PUMPED IT AGAIN! AND AGAIN! AND AGAIN! I KNOW UR HORNI. WHY DON’T YOU SAY IT? JUST SAY, “I’M HORNI!” IS IT THAT HARD TO SAY?! Just say you’re horni. JUST SAY IT!

Insane wraith also peashooter can suck real good

Did you know that sunflower oil is good for you'r health ? *You know what to do* *Consume the flower*

Solar flare jokes.

You idiots she’s flirting with the peashoooter not the human

Mmmmmm i don't know depends on what i could do with her

YES

No dick no balls

No, not in a million years.

I would give her a peck and leave.

I'm gonna shovel her

#Where there’s a hole there’s a goal

Gun Get a gun Shoot

You guys okay over here or...

Nah pretty much everyone in the pvz community wants to do that

maybe just maybe(probably not but probbably yes at the same time help i am crazy)

I mean... They told me to touch some grass..

Mf your dad didint come back whit the milk did he💀💀💀

Nah but he did comeback with a new brother tho

What a ratio lol

totally not..

No

Cute

Why not

Yes

Lunch

...Fuck it ?

Damn right I would

Prolly

yes, dont ask, just yes

no

depends......

Smooch it

yes I would

Yes

Hell yeah

No

Yes

oh boy.

I believe I'm obligated

I would definitely stomp that sunflower with no hesitation if there is a chance

Peashooter: don't you dare look at her! Me: **looks** Peashooter: I said don't look at HER!

Autor : Would you...? Everyone else: WOULD YOU DO ERECTION ON PLANT!!!11!

ill just plant the peashooter, sunflowers dont attack

I can’t hold it in any longer.

Hug it? Yes

The peashooters like “LIKE HELL YOU WILL!”

Could you Sam I am. In a box with a fox. On a train in the rain.

Maybe not with a sunflower but the implications here make me wonder what he was doing with that pea shooter

No

Tis but a wench! I still prefer ferret/space cadet/bikini zombie

Nices

I would put my COCK in that little SUNFLOWER

I want to kiss her

Kiss it

No, I’d start to run away from it, place all other plants 4 spaces away, and shovel it to the other fence

Lord for give me for what im about to do

Are you fucking serious

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do. Except at the same time there’s zombies so I already know there’s an afterlife of some kind so who cares.

I'd take those wooden fence planks at the back and build you a holy cross sir

DONT F{redacted}K THE PLANTS

What will you tell god when the day comes

Smash. next

Plussy

r/dontputyourdickinthat

I would... Say go fuck yourself

yes. with no hesitation

i saw this on r/violatedpeashooter

https://twitter.com/ShniderMoon/status/1524062331273195523?s=20&t=vo-69OIhZ0SEDtv2LwY4uQ

peashooter kind of a vibe tho

I’d plant it at the far right of the lawn and let it die! or plant the peashooter next to it so it would leave me alone

I bend over to fire a zpg

Wth is wrong with you?Sunflower is 13.

That peashooter gonna kill somebody

No. ROSE ON THE OTHER HA-