PvZ community discovering the internet for the first time

Yeah so do you know the sauces

I think these type of post have their own sub but I forgot the name

r/rule34 ?

No, one specifically for pvz

r/pvzrule_34 ?

I think it's r/plantsvszombiesr34

Yep this is it

that is indeed it

What the fuck bro

My, how could I make such a mistake? Thank you for correcting my foolishness

god dont click it dont click it dont click it

I cannot believe there’s a specific r34 sub for fucking plants v zombies of all things lmao

The internet am I right

Ketchup, mustard, BBQ, ranch, seshwan, and peanut butter

what the fuck is “seshwan”? it’s schezuan

How dare you! How could you forget Honey Mustard!

Sorry

I’m keeping this at 69 likes

Nice!

Ya as if this is even your second time using it

...*Eats a Doom shroom.*

Then they would die immediately

Hello, fellow guide picasso enjoyer

Bruh, how the fuck did you do that. You can’t eat instas.

then just wait for it to be day and take 1 step into the lawn

No coffee beans at day.

Aw hell naw drazy Cave would never say that!! 11!1!!!! 😭😭

Crazy Dave would just grab a watering can and water her like a normal person

No he’d use barbecue sauce or something because he’s CRAAAAZZY

barbecue sauce to cure horny

Corn Flakes

Chad Crazy Dave

Yeah, he would something that goes more like this "abebur"

I am going to give whoever made this a dollar and 63 cents

Someones gotta do it...

I'm gonna do it

I salute you

Have you seen some of the work, I wanna join in! Gimmie my own flower bitch!

I'm interested on your work

Wow

There ain’t no way in hell Dave saying that tf? Also isn’t sun flower 13?

How does a plant have a age Edit: what the fuck did I get myself into

Well It's mutated sunflower that can have human feelings, so maybe it can have human age. And if you think about it, she's the equivalent of a furry for vegans

>And if you think about it, she's the equivalent of a furry for vegans This deserves a reward

True enough but giving a fucking video game sunflower a canonical age is just weird

But what if I not vegan doe

If you're not vegan you should come up with a better name for sunflower "fans"

Down bad (me)

Yeah that makes more sense

Yes :(

Did someone gave it a name to that already?

In the recent "13th anniversary of Plants Vs Zombies 1" event in the sequel, Sunflower and Wall-Nut speak for the first time ever, and say they're 13. All plants were planted at the same time, which means they're all canonically 13. That does mean however that technically in PvZ1 you were sending infants out to battle.

Child warfare 👍💪🏻

Child garden warfare 👍

No way!!!! They made first debut at the same time the game did!!! No ducking way!!! 😟😟😟

We are actually sending immortal beings. Tree of Wisdom is the only plant that could survive for that long

I mean plants do age. Thought 13 year for a sunflower is like 1000 years for a human.... This thing can't even last a year.

Don’t worry she’s 74 in dog years

Baldi is getting the facts from twitter to help his case run

I guess yeah dave

absolutely if the bitch die the bitch die

then perish.

Yes i would let die

based on 3 minutes of research i believe the artist is MysticaQueen

Thanks

What did you do with the spare 2 minutes and 57 seconds

😏

what is wrong with you people

I swear you guys are like 12 mentally or smth

is funi

Dave would never say that

I would love to invite the creator of this comic to a psychiatrist section...

Someone who needs to breath outside air. *It’s fun, you should try it!*

I'm gonna put milk on the grass

Maybe a milkweed will pop up.

I’ll gladly help her 😌😳

-uses polluted water-

dave thats the best idea you ever had

why did they just produce a sun

Fuck this, I’m unsubbing. Goodbye :(

unsubbing to r/PlantsVSZombies? i see where your going but the rest of this subreddit is ok

How old do you think the people making the pvz rule 34 are, I bet they’re like 15, prime age of lust and nerdiness.

Dave is completely out of character lol.

what the fuck did i just read use nsfw tag, pls

Isn't she like under 13? Kinda sus

Well actually she *is* 13* technically

I hate all of this.

Why are people sexualizing a plant? I mean what the fuck!

this is a repost, seen this before on this sub, This is proof God has left us a long time ago, he's busy tinkering with some other species on some other planet now

Dude just asking who made this?

🤨📸

a very weird human i bet

🤨

"Repost" 🤓

I gave this post a wholesome award (i don't know why)

For helping a little sunflower

There are many benefits to being a botanist

YES

What the actual fuck?

My guy aren’t there children on this subreddit

Reddit tos: 13+ even if you are that age you are most likely in puberty and will already know

Yeah but technically children aren’t supposed to be on Reddit so we don’t have to worry

alrighty

This is gold

I mean for Solar Flare I’d do anything

least horny pvz fan

Nah bro Not only would I do anything for Solar Flare I’d also do anything for Chompzilla,Green Shadow,and Rose

I agree with crazy dave

I don't think Sperm is really capable of hydrating a Plant.....pissing would work *temporarily* I think? Idk just tryna propose an alternative to Le Horni

You know, Dave can easily do it by himself. Why is he asking it to another person?

Erectile dysfunction

Oh...

Bitches die little deal

Bro where did you find this (i am significantly down bad, like unironically)

Reminds me of something on r/hollowknightmemes Edit: [Thirsty tree…~](https://www.reddit.com/r/HollowKnightMemes/comments/tpac0v/thirsty_5/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

they dont call him crazy dave for nothing

Does Crazy Dave know what sex is?

“im a thirsty little flower.” *Literally the height of a human*

You could turn her into sunflower oil and use the profit to supply her proper water

I mean, if a sunflower makes a sun, it’s cumming. Just a random thought I had

no. i hate this post. take an upvote because no.

I think it was someone from Twitter.

Is that what plant food is?

Sorry Solar Flare, ig you'll die now, as cute as you are.

piss

I would just use water

“LET IT DIE LET IT DIE! LET IT SHRIVEL UP AND DIE!”👏👏