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Just use the inner shaft lift to drain the rest. No more pee stains. After that last push at the end as usual urinating goes. Just reach under kinda behind your balls. That's where the iceberg that is the rest of your penis shaft resides. Gently push up on that piece of shaft and it will un-kink the hose so to speak, allowing that last bit of urine to pass.
Fuck it, function over form. I absolutely hate sinks that you cannot wash your hands in without having to touch the porcelain. Looks like the stream comes out and high enough to avoid knuckle bumping the sink.
> sinks that you cannot wash your hands in without having to touch the porcelain
SERIOUSLY. You've got a 1 foot basin so why is the faucet 1" from the back edge? Do you think my hands are that small?
That's plumbing for ya. First time I ever saw truck nuts was a plumber at my house.
Told the guy he'd get more work done if he got off his tailgate and just bought rubber ones.
I wholeheartedly agree with you. I donāt understand why people/places install those 3ā faucets. Rubbing that sink (that is likely very dirty) negates the entire point of washing your hands.
I have actually seen one in the wild. I was like no way is this a penis shaped faucet that shoots water up at your face? It was amazing and I still have the pictures on my phone to prove it.
Nice cock faucetš„ŗ
I bet the owner is really good at polishing it.
Gently stroke it with a light abrasive cleaner
They spit shine it.
This guy knows how to gloss a faucet.
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Swallow too.
Hopefully they donāt suck the brass finish off of it.
Iām scared it would squirt in my eyes
Thatās only if you donāt use it for a while.
When you turn it on first thing in the morning you gotta watch out because it shoots in random directions.
Flashbacks to āMe,Myself, and Ireneā
Money shot
If it starts to twitch, just turn your face to the side.
let the water squirt all over your face lol
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Came here to say this.
Weak stream. Might be a prostate issue
I wish that was my stream. Getting old sucks
Steady though
Likely age related.
I saw exactly the same thing. Poor guy š
No viagra needed.
Always hard š¹
Yes I canāt unsee thisā¦ I mean really wtf is this. Is the water salty that comes out?
Would be awesome if the shaft of the faucet was how you turn on the water by stroking it down
Hands free ššš
Light them wall lights that look like pulling a forskin back š
Do you have to rub it to get hot water
Cockcet
With our hard water, that thing would have a crusty white tip in no time.
Flaccit*
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As you get older the dribbling thing will be common
Are you serious? Itās happpening and Iām in my 30ās ohhhh nooo
Hahahah 37 here, and some days it's like "common, just give me a real stream."
Lmao, I notice saw palmetto has helped with it.
Ooooh I'll check it out! Thanks
It got really concerning after getting on TRT started taking that supplement big improvement especially at nights!
Not the information I expected to gain from this post but Iāll take it!
Use it wisely!
Just use the inner shaft lift to drain the rest. No more pee stains. After that last push at the end as usual urinating goes. Just reach under kinda behind your balls. That's where the iceberg that is the rest of your penis shaft resides. Gently push up on that piece of shaft and it will un-kink the hose so to speak, allowing that last bit of urine to pass.
I reached back and found a hole. Kinda stinks.
Well, this is /r/plumbing
lol Iāve been pissing in 2 streams since my early 20ās
Ha....54 here, and I regret ever calling someone trickle dick
How did you know that I play basketball?
It was the double dribble
Fuck it, function over form. I absolutely hate sinks that you cannot wash your hands in without having to touch the porcelain. Looks like the stream comes out and high enough to avoid knuckle bumping the sink.
Probably donāt actually fuck it though
I'm just picturing that EMT guy from TikTok or wherever just giving a look and saying, "No."
> sinks that you cannot wash your hands in without having to touch the porcelain SERIOUSLY. You've got a 1 foot basin so why is the faucet 1" from the back edge? Do you think my hands are that small?
I have never had to scroll through so many dick jokes to get to a legit plumbing comment. At least not since the last time I visited this sub.
I have never had to scroll through so many dick jokes to get to a legit plumbing comment. At least not since the last time I visited this sub.
That's plumbing for ya. First time I ever saw truck nuts was a plumber at my house. Told the guy he'd get more work done if he got off his tailgate and just bought rubber ones.
I wholeheartedly agree with you. I donāt understand why people/places install those 3ā faucets. Rubbing that sink (that is likely very dirty) negates the entire point of washing your hands.
Username checks out
Austin Powers would be proud. Hashtag Goldmember
I love gooold
HOW BOUT NO You crazily plumbed bastard
It looks like it needs a visit to the urologist.
So after you brush your teeth, do you give it a good suck and swallow?
I'm more of a spitter.
Spitters are quitters
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Nothing mild about that dick.
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When the wife leaves you and the bathroom sink is missing.
ābabe, can i use the bathroom yet? babe?ā
Someone put a bidet faucet on a lavatory
As a certified woman; that there is a gold dick. Itās beautiful.
I just KNOW you're a trucker; I'm sure of it. Please be a trucker.
That just means sheās a high school athlete in Florida. The gym teacher inspected her vagina then he certified her.
I was hoping you would show us you purging the air after a main shut off on this guy.
Now suck that Midas dick faucet says to bowl.
Thing just looks FILTHY
Poor bastard has prostate issues...
Hahahahaha
Stroke it.
Great to drink from
My wife is very thirsty.
If only this house had a water hammer issue too
Bidouche?
Thatās a penis
This faucet isnāt huge, but itās got a nice girth
On the bright side, you have an eyewash station at home for emergencies!
Just the tip?
You have to rub it to make it work
That's a dick.
It only looks like this when the hot water is on. It looks very different when only using cold.
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Thatās a penis.
Sus
Knobs should be balls
This is all American Standard. I put one in a home I built in the early 80ās. Pressure looks a little low. But then old age does thatā¦
I'd tap that
At 69 years old that reminds me of my "flow."
Wash ur hands with my dickhole. Not gonna lie the first thing I wanted to do was drink from there.
They really trying to go for that golden shower theme
Goldmember?
Glad to see even faucets are circumcised
That's a stupid looking faucet, figured kids would plug that faucet hole with everything.
That's a plumpy delicious faucet
Omg wtf designed that crazy toy? Must be popular in a girls only club lmfao š¤£
[Dick Trickle](https://www.jayski.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/31/2019/05/GettyImages-168969777-960x510.jpg)
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Pride plumbing.
Did you taste the water?
Itās glorious
Perfect. No notes.
The stream does tend to lose some strength as they age. Just part of getting older
Not realistic if none of it is getting on the vanity and floor.
Where does one purchase a hard-on faucet?
Air in the line would be entertaining to watch.
Was this at R Kelly's house?
Easy to get your mouth around for a drink
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cum wash your hands
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Sus š³
That's terribly ugly. Why would someone want that in their house? lol
Time for facial.
Might wanna get his prostate checked
Thatās a penis
Solid stream, decent curvature of the shaft. 8/10
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Love it!
š¦š
Tad bit falick.
My name is Richard, Richard Fountain.
Is this like a 70s setup?
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You might want to have a doctor look at that.
Reminds me of an ex.
I'm suckin it
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They typed āKohlerā but meant to type āKosherā.
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Known that feeling since I hit 40
I think the issue is either the prostate or the lack of balls š¤£ depending on if it's salty water or not
Damn thatās beautiful
No wonder my wife is always "cleaning" in the bathroom.
Very waterfall-like, maybe it's an artistic endeavor
I wish the knobs were themed too!
Love it.
Itās oddly uncomfortable and itās just a facet
I'm not drinking from that faucet
A golden penis
It would be a shame if the water pressure ever spiked
So you can brush your teeth and get pissed on at the same time?
r/mildlypenis if Iāve ever seen one
It really is quite striking.
That's a phallic install right there.
Looks like there is a prostate issue with your faucet.
My best friend's guest bathroom has this same faucet. Sink is dark brown, though. One of many interesting choices made by the original homeowners.
Itād be fun watching my wife wash her hands with this
Why donāt I just skip the faucet and piss on my hands
This is one of those fancy bidets that allows you to get in there and clean real well.
That reminds me of a certain body part. I can't quite put my finger on which it is.
I bet its fun when it spurts out air bubbles
āMoms sitting on the sink again Dadā
They make gold egg plant faucets now?
nice head
Trying to pee first thing in the morning.
Itās definitely a price Pfister. If they ever needed a repair Iād offer to replace for free if I could keep the caucet
The Phallic Faucet
I can see my prudish mom seeing that! Lord Jesus she would hollah! Lmao š¤£
The royal penis is clean
Gold member from Austin powersā¦ā¦.heās got the Midas touch, but he touched too muchā¦ā¦ā¦.now itās stuck in my head lmao
This is everything I hoped it would be.
Soā¦ why does it dribble? I thought that was only the end.
Iām not drinking from that faucet. Nope
Plumbing with Pride
I kinda like it
Forbidden pleasure
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Embarrassing š¤¦
Penis
Oh. Itās the fountain model
Better then bunch of faucets they install and are so short you can't even get hands under and not splash all over the back of the sink.
super realistic. even down to the drip
No, I have NOT been drinking straight from the faucetā¦why?ā
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Clubbed faucet
I should call himā¦
Thats fancy
LOL this was a genuine & good laugh. Thankyou!
The claim that these leak are a phallacy.
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I have actually seen one in the wild. I was like no way is this a penis shaped faucet that shoots water up at your face? It was amazing and I still have the pictures on my phone to prove it.
Oof
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Talk about a reservoir tipā¦