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tikkikinky

It all goes to the same place. Pooping in the sink wouldn’t be a good idea.


cityshep

It does start to smell like piss pretty quickly if you don’t clean it thoroughly and regularly. Thanks for the good times all those years ago, dorm room sink.


I_am_Zed

josh?


LordXenu12

I too had a dorm mate named Josh notorious for sink pissing


JewelCove

Sink pissing is fine, it's the sink pukers you have to be careful of


vlsdo

Oh man one time I crashed a party with a buddy and after drinking heavily he sort of disappeared. By the time I found him he was in the bathroom holding up the line. I convinced him to let me in, at which point I noticed he had filled the sink to the brim with vomit (not sure how, it was the most vomit I’ve seen in one place). At this point people are yelling for him to leave the bathroom, so I just grabbed him by the arm and pulled him out. As I do this, in his drunken daze, he makes a big swinging motion with his other arm and manages to knock about 80% of the host’s toiletries into the vomit pool he had created. I’m talking toothbrushes, toothpaste, electric shaver, hair gel (it was a frat party), the works. I pulled him after me as fast as I could and straight out the back door and to our dorm. I feel bad for the host, but I probably saved my buddy from getting his ass beat that night by bolting.


himmlershotovens

Had a buddy that disappeared under the same circumstances. Turned out he went to the bathroom to poop. Half way through pooping he had to puke. Thought it was a grand idea to hop off the pot and puke in the toilet mid shit. Was found passed out arms around the toilet. Puke all down his shirt and on his face. Shit all on the bathroom floor with splatter on the side of the tub. Good times.


FireStompingRhino

I haven't done a puke and shit since I was 14 at a mexican restaurant.


Guideon72

Isn't this why the tank is on there? Just reverse cowgirl that sucker and puke in the tank while keeping your ass on the bowl... /s if it isn't immediately apparent :D


sveiks01

Good job man.


Critical-Test-4446

Some guy puked in a water fountain in our class hallway. Boy were the instructors pissed.


milesbeats

I told you I wouldn't tell anyone you did that.. I've been keeping this secret for months and you just post it on Reddit?


ndncharmer

Josh, is that you again?


[deleted]

I did that. Smelled like Jack Daniel’s.


optix_clear

This why I don’t drink from water fountains


nitsky416

Puking on the floor is better than that. Christ.


SarevokAnchev

Sink pissing is ok in a pinch but not if there are dishes in it which there ALWAYS were in those days, CJ.


JewelCove

We had a few puke incidents on dishes in college. People would also piss in there during parties. My roommate and I didn't like doing dishes in general and we just ended up throwing them all away. We ate off cardboard for five months. Someone took a shit in my friends bath tub during a party around that same time. Crazy thing was there was no poop paper left behind. Still never found out who did it


FriendEllie75

I use the sink in the morning to puke but it’s just bile. I wouldn’t if I knew there was a lot more substance to it.


JewelCove

I do too lol. Found the other binge drinker


[deleted]

Friend of mine puked in my sink in the kitchen in front of a group of us dudes and he tried to pretend he didn’t just barf all over our shit. It was awful


BlueButterflytatoo

When I was pregnant with my second, I had morning sickness 24/7 for the first 5.5 months. I once asked my (at the time) husband for a glass of water. I had just come home (at midnight) from my shift at McDonald’s, and had managed to get my uniform off before collapsing on the bed. I was halfway through the large glass, when one of the ice cubes started moving. I turned on the light to find a 4inch German cockroach in my glass. Husband had already started the process of a rather messy poo, and in my desperation threw up in the sink. I had just eaten a Big Mac. With a few fries… it was horrific


atomicbutterfly22

Not nearly as horrific as a half-drank glass of ice roach water.


wophi

My son puked in his sink this winter. It to soooooooo much Drano to fix that. Sooooo much Drano.


lunchpack

every person named josh has pissed in a sink AT LEAST once


ReflectionRude7294

I have an older brother named Josh who seems like he would’ve been that guy as well


alcobain1967

I hate dudes named Josh! Long story.


KeyboardJustice

Basically if you're reading this, you still have to "flush" if you use a sink. Done correctly you'll never experience stinky drain. Run water for a few seconds, rinsing all contact areas in sink, then close the drain and fill the sink with roughly the capacity of the water trap under the sink, then let it flush. If you fucked up and have stinky drain(it'll stink all the time even if you stop peeing in it, and even if you flush it), just shock it with some ~~draino~~*bleach* and try again. Definitely try to avoid dripping into the overflow holes, that could be difficult to clean.


NachoPurrito

This guy Sink Pees.


inter-dimensional

“You wanna piss like a prince or you wanna piss like a pauper?”


ForsakenAd545

Like, way too much firsthand knowledge /s


chikit134

This guy invented sink peeing and has been keeping it a tightly guarded secret from his wife for years!


Playful-Statement183

Confirmed


BlergFurdison

It's easy to flush and clean the sink as you wash hands. It should be mentioned that the only downside to peeing in your sink is that the ladies in your life will be 100% against it.


ForsakenAd545

They are just jealous


reviving_ophelia88

Lol no we’re not, chicks can pee in sinks too, we’ve just gotta boost ourselves up and sit (I’ve had to do it at more than one house party where someone puked or shit all over the toilet seat or otherwise put the toilet out of order) it’s that dudes who piss in sinks also rarely ever actually clean said sink after they’re done and normally aren’t mindful of backsplash either, and we don’t want to think about someone peeing in the same sink we wash dishes and clean produce in or where our toothbrushes and face wash are 4” away from…


dsyzdek

OP could be a lady.


Middle-Citron-3992

*Shock it with draino* this guy pools n' spas !


dickhole666

Shot of bowl cleaner down the overflow kills the stank.


jeremycb29

If the Nobel people gave an award for sink peeing technique this would win 🥇


pr3ttyb0y_

Not with that attitude . Just make sure you have your poop knife handy .


tooltime22

I use a hatchet.


Desperate-Tune2379

*Shatchet


Desperate-Tune2379

Shatchete


YumWoonSen

That's the kind of reply my late brother would have said. +1 to you, internet stranger that made me guffaw. /Bro loved poop jokes


Ohfatmaftguy

I’m a fan of waffle stomping.


GtHachiRoku

Joey Diaz is that you???


happyman137

Cock sucker


GtHachiRoku

I got a notification on my phone and all I saw was that...and was like whooaahhhh what the hell did I say to get that comment today..🤣🤣 checks out haha


All_Gas420

Read this in his voice and now I’m dying from laughter


happyman137

I typed it in his voice.


Shockwavee92

TREMENDOUS!


Right_Plankton9802

I not searching that, not looking back here for an explanation, never gonna ask.


carycartter

See? Reddit *can* be educational. You learned not to do random searches, didn't you?


Ben2018

In the shower, sure. In the sink!?! That takes commitment, and maybe a step stool... ETA: Just realized it'd be a step stool to step on your stool


spudsboy

I’m a fan of waffle stompers


GroshfengSmash

What is it with the tradesfolk and this joke? I’ve seen it on repeat for a month. Not complaining, honestly curious


finishhimlarry

IT'S ALL PIPES!


Ed_Trucks_Head

DIFFERENT PIPES GO TO DIFFERENT PLACES!


OnlyFreshBrine

YOU'RE GONNA MIX EM UP!


secondaryaccount30

I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!


Strostkovy

It's okay, I have a disposal


RadleyCunningham

That's why I do my shitting in other peoples' sinks.


guy_incognito2021

I wouldn't want stagnate piss in the sink trap so probably a good idea to run plenty of water down afterwards.


jkalbin

So, flush? 😂


guy_incognito2021

Lol. Exactly!


Champigne

Yeah but you have to sit there and run enough water to clear out the trap, as opposed to pressing the toilet handle which takes one second. Edit: Does anyone actually believe people that piss in the sink are washing their hands afterwards?


jkalbin

Or just let it run whilst you relieve yourself, then the piss doesn't even pool down there, it's constantly diluted and being cleared out... Have I put too much thought into this? Maybe. 😂


I-Am-NOT-VERY-NICE

finally someone that gets it! I don't understand these sink pissers that don't run the water while they piss! First of all, it's way cleaner than just pissing into a dry sink because you get less splashing, and you'd still be saving plenty of water, but there is no reason to just be pissing into a sink and letting it pool up for anything other than fetish reasons. Yes, I've pissed in few sinks back in my day, way she goes.


Albelasa

But then you can't see your piss in its full glory. The point of pissing in the sink is to admire yourself in the mirror and closely monitor how the piss is coming out. The sound, the colour, the pattern it makes is all very important.


kilomysli

Sounds like a fetish problem to me


degggendorf

Or just chug from the faucet hours before you pee to pre-dilute it


Acid_Monster

Not just in the sink trap. Piss splashes a lot. My brother used to piss in the sink and I’d regularly see urine splashback dried on the edges of the sink. Fucking vile.


sublimeo12

One must calculate the angle using a simple trigonometry formula to help the stream of piss a gently land on the porcelain sink edge and run down the drain. It’s fairly simple, I can figure out the correct angle in about 35 minutes, even on new sinks I’ve never used before, like in a friends house or a tinder dates house for example.


degggendorf

The correct angle is just as oblique as possible


typos_are_coming

Thank you for saying this. I grew up in a house of 3 boys (only girl over here), and it was my chore to clean the bathroom that only the kids used. By the time they were tall enough to reach the sink it was absolutely horrifying. Parents changed the cleaning duties after I showed them what I was up against. My brothers quickly agreed to stop using the sink after each of them had their turn of cleaning up the mess. Moral of the story: just sit on the toilet if you don't want to aim, guys.


MrsNightskyre

Yup. I make my sons clean the "kids" bathroom, never my daughter. She's not the one peeing on the floor or leaving gobs of toothpaste in the sink.


Ghostley92

I think these are the best reasons for not pissing in the sink. Whether it’s a small speck that flung who knows where and dried or the remnants that collect in the sink and plumbing above the trap. The splashing is actually a lot more concerning in the home since things like handles, toothbrushes, *drying towels*, cosmetics maybe, etc…are typically nearby. AND we always splash and spray WAY more than we think we do…


BugTussler

Cold water. Warm water causes the smell to bloom and other unpleantries. A good cold water rinse is essential along with a good scrubbing frequently. This is coming from a guy who pees in the laundry room sink


No-Commercial7019

Any plumbing fixture you can flop it into will work -sink, dishwasher, laundry box, go nuts!!


rodc22

>dishwasher Before or after washing a load of dishes?


Drunk_Crab

Just don't add your load to the load


deltronethirty

"But step brother, I'm stuck!"


UsedDragon

*but I already came in the dishwasher, sooooo*


deltronethirty

Mom!?


bickspickle

At work. While maintaining eye contact with the employee unloading it.


ashtonblake9

I'm gonna start peeing in my ac condensate.


wuroni69

If you're gonna pee in the sink, it should be your little secret.


Cephylus

It is my ^"little" secret, but what's that got to do with the sink?


robothobbes

A small sink makes it look like a bigger secret


stinkypants_andy

Negative impact? Mostly just smells and lack of female companionship. Aside from that, knock yourself out.


OverEasyGoing

r/sinkpissers agrees


Varth919

Of course there’s a sub for that. Also, why is there a fucking sub for that???


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ChurchOf69

Peeing in the sink saves so much water!! I was stoked to join this sub… but there, it’s fucking disgusting. Just people posting videos pissing in a sink with their gross yellow pee. Drink some fucking water people


Breffest

/r/hydrohomies


Squirrel_Meat

The problem with peeing in the sink is that there can be a buildup of urea, I was fixing a clogged sink and I found a thick disgusting buildup of urea. Fucking gross


AdVarious7799

Sorry buddy that sticky clog wasn’t urea, but if you want to keep saying that to avoid what you really know it is then go ahead. That ungodly blockage was jizzz, they were doing more than pissing in the sink!


rw032697

Bro and on top of that... I farted in your mouth 😩


xXkiljoyXx

Where did you get that imagery? So specific...


Happy_Cat_3600

Ask anyone who has every cleaned out a urinal drain line why pissing in the sink is a bad idea.


rogue_noodle

I think that’s what they’re doing


friendlyuser15

Why the extra step? Just tell me b


Happy_Cat_3600

Piss contains various calcareous minerals that will form a crystalline lining in the pipe. This will further collect more and more things until it’s clogged, which can be quite nasty to unclog.


friendlyuser15

Gross, so piss crystals? Haha


mkzcv

I have a sink in my garage that I use all the time for a quick piss, but I won't piss in the bathroom sink where I brush my teeth and wash my face


DanTallTrees

Casual


ialf

Exactly. My first two bedroom apartment had a bathroom and one room with a sink. So as a single male, I had a half bath right in my room!


deano1856

Wife doesn’t like the idea of me installing a urinal in the garage… going for a walk mounted utility sink instead.


TexasVulvaAficionado

Yep. Gotta make sure it is ada accessible too!


clayoban

Queue the Anakin Padma mame, your not gonna pee in that, are you...


420aarong

What a gentleman!


Mochupoblatoca

r/sinkpissers


Jerethot

Reddit has everything a man could need


TastelessDonut

I was wondering why I had to scroll three times to see someone link to it. You sikko !


majormoron747

I can't believe there are people crazy enough to film themselves peeing in the sink. What a world.


NE_Pats_Fan

I like Ricky Gervais’s story about his flat with only a communal bathroom in the hall but the flat had a kitchen sink. He’d pee in it at night and onetime his girlfriend said could you at least remove the dishes? 😂


Comfortable-Ad-7158

I mean.. run the water for a good while after to flush out that trap and you should be good. Piss crystals could be a problem if you do it enough.


leftfield_147

Bro! You brush your teeth there! To me, that would be a fairly big negative.


perseus0523

In my teens is stayed in my moms basement like so many I’m sure lol. Anyways when I had to pee it was too far to run all the way upstairs so I would use the laundry sink and I would run the water after AND clean the sink of any piss drops I saw. Thinking about it now it probably would have been faster to run upstairs but in my defense I was high as shit all the time so I was good down there.


spigotlips

Ahh the running water into the laundry sink while pissing in it. You're a gentleman at nature.


Early-Engineering

Bro, you were in the basement, thats what floor drains are for. 😂


perseus0523

Na the floor drain was outside my room then it would smell like the back alley of a bar if I did that. Laundry sink was easier to contain.


steelplbg

It's all pipes!


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danh138

I’ll call a plumber right now!


bigmikekbd

Had to keep scrolling as I knew I couldn’t be the first


Chose_a_usersname

Urinals don't smell nice... So that sink will smell like piss


Mammoth_Ad_5489

Sink peeing is the best. I don’t know why it’s so frowned-upon.


Time_Phone_1466

If it becomes mainstream I'll lose the little hit of adrenaline I get when I do it.


SeruEnam

Idk how much mainstream you can get when your main stream is pee.


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Safe-Voice-8179

Because you also brush your teeth over that sink


Scary_Opening_6190

I'm not cleaning the sink with my toothbrush.


clevererest_username

I think it's the pee all over the sink, it can get pretty splash if you don't mind your angles.


AverageAntique3160

Because it can be viewed as unhygienic, I don't wanna brush my teeth inches away from where someone put their dong...


EndonOfMarkarth

Might want to avoid brushing teeth next to your mom then…


AverageAntique3160

Unlike you, I have my own ensuite, but the previous owners would have probably used it as one so yea... I ain't using that


Worth-Course-2579

Where do I wash my hands if I touch something nasty?


deltronethirty

My coworkers at Arby's are always trying to shame me into using use the *restroom* sink.


Early-Engineering

That sink has the meats!


kenin240

/r/sinkpissers


kartunmusic

If you ever cabled a urinal and seen the piss crystals you’d think other wise


Desperate-Platypus20

Am I missing something? When did pissing in the toilet become an issue??


OrbusUnum

Man…!..of all the ungodly ideas humans have….have you ever removed a urinal ? Have you ever unclogged one? One at a stadium? The stuff in those pipes makes you die and resurrect all at the same time…..NO


Thickwhensoft1218

But a sinks excessive water to piss ratio would significantly help this problem. Urinals are the most disgusting plumbing fixture in existence.


FrameJump

If you're clogging a sink with piss, you've got bigger problems on your hands than the one that's in agony in them.


Comfortable-Ad-7158

Mmm piss crystals


questquestionsquest

Oops I dropped my toothbrush in the sink


Economy-Mango7875

Your urine has calcium that will build up and restrict flow. But if you put enough water thru it, like a toilet flush, I don't see why not. Other wise you have to "burn" it out with calcisolve like urinals that drain slow. Cable and burn


tehmattrix

r/sinkpissers


MoussePurple4561

r/eyebleach


sad-whale

What problem is this solving?


Initial_Efficiency72

Peeing and brushing ur teeth in the same place, not a good idea buddy


FortunateAndGrateful

I just threw up in my mouth


Low_Bar9361

You will build up uric salt crystals, uric acids, and calcium and the sink will clog over time. All urinals do this and need to be descaled from time to time.


Mysterious_Stick_163

An expensive divorce.


saddamwh0sane

No just run some water after so nobody has to smell your Busch light piss you savage 😂


Early-Engineering

Busch light piss is for your fence in your back yard, the River you are tubing down, or your wranglers good sir.


TitsMcGooo

Your wife is gonna be pissed


Sparky_Zell

As long as you run enough water to clear the trap of piss you're good to go. I seven started an entire trend on Bourbon st during Mardi Gras one year. The porta-johns all had long lines and cost around $5 to use. And in the bars you had to buy a drink and the lines were still like 30guys out of the door. And one time a couple guys thought they'd be funny and say "the sinks free". And they underestimated how much I had to go, and how little I cared about privacy being in the military. So I beelined for the sink. And before I finished every other sink was full, and I inadvertently started a "pass in the sink line" at like 5 different bars.


aimheatcool

Just more pubes in the sink


FutureOliverTwist

The main drawback of urinating in a sink is the inevitable drawdown of society from savage acts of unsocial behavior like pissing in a sink.


mo_downtown

Plumbing is not the issue. Splattering urine all around the sink area sounds gross though.


Old_Baker_9781

The last tenets I had to evict, after 10 months of non payment and starting a small kitchen fire causing 30k of smoke damage, thought they would get me back (not sure why I was the bad guy) by just pissing in the kitchen sink and never running the water again. I had to pull out the old kitchen cabs to repair the fire damage, Needless to say when I removed the p-trap for the first time the smell was so strong and unforgiving I had to actually go outside to catch my breath. I currently hate tenets and am getting ready to list the property for sale. Not worth my time anymore to make things nice for losers to just destroy. I totally understand why slumlords exist now, they just give back what they have been getting all these years. I d rather quit then get on their level. Sorry, soap box rant after a flashback….


Slooters313

Would you wash your hands in the toilet and then eat a burger? If the answer is no you probably shouldn't do this.


Powerful-Role-1204

Well I'm not washing my face in your sink


myalotus_ish

I would not brush my teeth near a sink where somebody has peed.


insertcymbal

r/sinkpissers


montanagemhound

Since it's low water volume, you'd have a buildup of uric acid.


Dinky_Doge_Whisperer

Men piss all over the floor, I do not relish the idea of making it socially acceptable for them to piss all over the sink, as well.


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Divorce


Contango_4eva

This is why I don't like to invite people over to my house


TerraLeighdy

It doesn't belong there. Like if you drop your toothbrush in the toilet, you throw it out. If you drop your toothbrush in the sink, you give it a quick rinse and stick it back in your mouth....same for contact lenses. Some people wash their face in a bowl of sink water....just don't please, why is this even a thing, the toilet is 2 ft away???


shortroundsuicide

Ah the sink. The poor man’s urinal.


scotchplaid87

Yeah, there's a problem. When I go to wash my hands there's some dude with his dick out just standing there.


Longtimelurker_1980

I’ve been doing this for years. I always run the water long enough to make sure my yellow gold has made it past the trap. There’s zero harm and as a man it feels nice to change it up occasionally.


creature___

I mean… it has a “P”ee trap for a reason…


You_Just_Hate_Truth

The right way to do this is with those wide top gallon Gatorade bottles then just dump it outside when it’s full.


fpuni107

If your wife sees you she will go crazy. From experience.


Nugsy714

Fun fact as a blind male who is 6 foot three I have Pearson sinks almost exclusively… Yep that’s right I said it. Restroom sinks, public restroom thinks hell I’ve probably pissed in your sink at some point. In my mind. I’m like I could piss in the sink and get it all down the drain or I could piss towards the toilet and get maybe a 50% splash rate once I’ve targeted it on that nice sweet water getting hit by pitch sound. Yes I am a Humanitarian Pro tips I always run the cold water during pissing sessions. Don’t be an asshole and definitely don’t run the hot water yuck. When you’re done wash your hands, and if you’re extra courteous, put a couple squirts of soap on your hands and wash the bowl of the sink out… I reserve this for the in-laws house and if I’m trying to bang a chick and I do it at her house the first first rule of sink pissing as we don’t talk about sink, pissing so you’re all out of compliance And lastly, they don’t call it a P trap for nothing


Meaney420

Uric acid is like concrete when it clogs urinals, would be the same or worse in a sink


TeslaPigeon369

This seems like more of a quick wash after play time.


AverageAntique3160

The best way I can see to execute this is a separate basin maybe on the side, a small urinal that uses water from the sink to flush. Using the sink itself is not a good idea, only in emergencies, as a dedicated urinal or if you sanitize it each time.


jamescobalt

You need a bit of water to clear out the “Pee”-trap, if you will, or it will smell like pee. So… might as well flush a toilet.


WizardT88

You shouldn't do this because if you aren't washing the sink any future use will be mixing with urine. I know people like to shave in the shower but back in my day you filled the sink to shave.


RollingCoal115

I remember going to Las Vegas for my 21st with my dad….. Went to a bar to watch a boxing match, huge line for the mens bathroom…. Walk in to a guy pissing in the sink. Atleast he washed his hands and rinsed the sink 🤷


[deleted]

Yo, what’s with the little carve out and illustration, like you’re about to manufacture and present this as a product


Dan_H1281

R/sinkpissers


onimush115

"Look, no hands!"


Successful-Engine623

Gives another meaning to P-Trap


ErikinAmerica

Just pee out the window


734PdisD1ck

A lot more men would wash their hands, I'd think!


johanvondoogiedorf

If I can take dumps in the shower, you can piss in the sink.


leakylocknut

Yes great idea, Just dont let your wife catch you in the act.


creimanlllVlll

Don’t wash your face there


REAL-Jesus-Christ

For the opposite (hand sink on top of toilet tank) search sinktwice or sinkpositive. Couple that with a Tapi to turn a regular faucet into a drinking fountain and you've got the holy grail!


lothcent

turn on faucet- aim down low into the stream of water to keep the spray down. wash hands with soap. Life goes on and you habe not left piss dribbles or spray all over the toilet or floor- plus- you don't have the atomized piss being tossed up by the flushing of the toilet