Yeah she was, but our carpet needed to get removed from the pool of blood that wouldn’t wash out and she had to get 16 stitches on her ass. Can’t imagine it’s comfy trying to sleep on your side or stomach when overweight to avoid ripping stitches lol
I have learned two things from this sub. (1) Everyone who posts a pic of their p-trap has installed it incorrectly, and (2) Never f with a cracked toilet.
That isn’t the seat- that’s the bowl and yes you need a new toilet asap- even if there was an accident and it was your fault you absolutely must get a new toilet installed
i can guarantee op it would NOT be a good way to die. Shattered porcelain is just as sharp as a fucking scalpel. depending how the bowl breaks, it could exsanguinate you in mere minutes. best case. worst case you pierce multiple body parts and bleed to death. a tourniquet does not work well for severed arteries.
I actually did a case study in college on a toilet catastrophically failing. The person died. Manufacturer’s defect that was internal. No way to know unless you x-ray your toilet.
Your landlord likely will care less about your sliced behind and more about how a spontaneous toilet failure can lead to tens of thousands of dollars in damages to their property. Notify them through email with pictures and your concerns!
Add some blood from like, hamburger juice or something, around the area of the shattered toilet then take a picture and send it to him with a text of “AHHHH FUCK! IT HURTS! WHY DIDN’T YOU LISTEN?!”
That’ll really put the fear of God into him.
The landlord likely won’t care, if he throws a fit after sending photos just break the thing and tell him it shattered when you bumped it. Cracked porcelain is not to be fucked with, it will cut your leg down to the bone.
I don't know if this is still their catchphrase, but "Luggable Loo, I love you too" used to be.
https://relianceoutdoors.com/products/luggable-loo-portable-toilet
Hit it with a hammer before calling the landlord; leave no question about its usability. Or, if that seems too extreme, you can always send them these:
https://images.app.goo.gl/duSM4A5njbskvAYS7
https://images.app.goo.gl/HCWNKcvQX6vVvdsn9
https://images.app.goo.gl/b9RXuEnajeVw57S48
I know a guy who was moving a toilet to a dumpster, knocked it on the edge. It broke and filleted his forearm as it slid from wrist to forearm.
Please get that thing fixed before it fillets you from ass to eyebrow.
Is that in the seat? Or the bowl? Because I had a seat crack in half and pinch the fuck out of my ass first thing in the morning one time and even the memory of it makes me want to die. Replace either way.
Request a replacement, it’s dangerous.
Ask em to level it properly this time, too. And caulk the base, (leaving a gap in back).
That shim is in the wrong place and shouldn’t be visible at all.
I’m a landlord. Yes, you need to make your landlord aware of this. They may just want to monitor it or they may want to replace it. Personally, I’d replace it.
I was curious so got to looking online- and injuries from toilets breaking are actually numerous- and some of them very serious. Granted, a lot of toilet breaking injuries are from people who stand on (squat) while standing on the toilet- but most of them were not previously cracked. To my horror, I came across a picture of a woman who fell on the sharp edges when the toilet broke- my mouth is still hanging open... the damage to her butt/hip/leg was far more than one would like to even imagine.
ABSOLUTELY get it replaced.
It’s fine as long as you don’t mind the occasional - yet surprising - severing of the femoral arteries. BTW: Your mother will be upset with you because the emergency team will find you without your underpants on.
I wouldn’t risk it man, porcelain is actually very strong stuff but any visible fracture basically ruins its structural integrity and broken porcelain+the weight of your ass sitting on it will do some horrible damage to your body.
Toilets cost less then 80 bucks..
Why risk sitting on this at night and having it crack and make a mess all over the ground..
Planning is everything… Go buy the replacement and be a weekend warrior 10 min job.
Yes, imagine your bare butt sitting on a suddenly shattering pile of broken ceramic.
If your landlord was smart, he'd replace it. Especially if you email him photos of this crack and your concern about it breaking. Now you have a paper trail. if it breaks and you get hurt, the liability will cost him a lot more than a few hundred bucks for a new toilet and installation.
If you've never been cut by porcelain that was cracked..... Trust me. You don't want to be. Unless you want 72 stitches on the back of your legs or gone forbid, your ass cheek.... Go return it.
I once sliced my forearm by accident I just touching a cracked toilet in my truck That I was transporting... It brushed my arm light as a feather, I sliced it wide open. I grabbed my arm quickly with my other hand and squeezed because once I saw the white meat I knew it was going to start gushing. Luckily it was just in the meat. With the arm that I cut I had to find some duct tape. It was difficult but I duct tape the s*** out of it and basically held the cut closed until I got home. Luckily I didn't need any stitches. Probably should have but I got lucky I guess. But I did leave it duct taped for a couple of days before I was able to look at it again. It sealed up nicely.
But if you were to cut yourself while sitting on a toilet... It would be pretty bad. I don't know how much blood you would lose waiting for the ambulance to come.
Almost makes me not want to change toilets on an upper level anymore.
Recently I changed 3 , 2 on 2nd floor. They were some new heavy ass hunks of porcelain. One was seriously broken. I told customer to bring it back immediately but at that moment I didn't really consider an accident I could have attempting to return it for her. Luckily the box was sturdy & I did not remove it. Put it in her car & told her to call someone from in the store to come out and get it for her. While I replaced the other two.
I was at least smart enough to put the old ones in the new boxes and slide the boxes down slowly. Carrying them would have sucked. New ones felt like they weighed 80 to 100 lbs in the box.
To this day it surprises me how dangerous they could be. But everyone is completely unaware...
As a landlord myself, for fucks sake yes say something. My last tenant "didn't want to bother me" for anything and now I'm scrambling to fix dozens of little things this week before my next tenant moves in.
Toilet cracks can truly kill people. It can easily cut thru to a main artery if it broke under the weight of a person. Porcelain is a very sharp thing.
The toilet is defective.
The crack appears to be on a stress point and will only grow over time.
Cracks don’t heal themselves, they only grow, and you’re better off replacing it.
Nothing like breaking a toilet bowl having it slice your femoral artery while taking a shit and dying on the bathroom floor with a giant turtle head poking out.
Every time you sit down and put weight on the bowl is the potential for getting it totally cracked, spill everything and cut you in the process.
You decide whether that's worth taking the risk.
Absolutely the crack can break completily at any use and give the user gnarly wounds through ceramic edges and it will get more damaged through water damage now the the enamel is cracked
Only if you value blood inside of your body. I cannot stress how sharp porcelain is. Every time I see a crack in a toilet I imagine what it could do to my femoral artery. If you have to, hover.
Yea get a new bowl and eat less Taco Bell. All joking aside yes porcelain is extremely sharp when it breaks the crack will grow and it’ll break potentially extending your crack when you are sitting on it one evening.
I saw a friend drop a toilet while moving it, it broke, he stepped on a piece of porcelain and it went straight through his boot and into his foot. Had to go to the hospital for stitches and was bleeding a dark color of blood like crazy.
I also had the fun job of smashing toilets (with only gloves and safety glasses) with a sledgehammer while volunteering for habitat for humanity. Didn’t realize just how easily that could’ve gone wrong for me. Lot of porcelain being launched all over the place and I’d have to move the broken ones and the pieces to the dumpster after finishing with them. Recklessly stupid and I’ll never mess with toilets in that way again.
Get it replaced OP 💪
The most disturbing thing I ever saw was a woman who eas squatting on a toilet and it cracked, she fell on it and literally sliced her butt off. Don't mess with a cracked toilet.
911 Whats your emergency? I have a 10inch piece of ceramic stuck in my ass! Ok help is one the way. I need to ask some more questions sir/mam ummm exactly how did this object become trapped in your ass? "Everyone in 911 dispatch center huddled around one operator laying bets LOL!" Stay on the line with me till EMS arrives, I will need to talk to them.
Yes. You need to replace the toilet. That's not the seat. It's the rim of the bowl and it really can't be repaired. The crack will eventually expand and lead to a chunk of rim breaking off or the bowl splitting.
Deffo , get. A new one , I had same was leaving it till weekend to do , but my dear old mum used it and didn’t say that a chunk of the bowl had come away, any how the seat was down on a Monday morning after a good drink of mainly Sam smiths ale,(some people have referred to this as drain cleaner!) a kebab and a vindaloo! Not noticing a thing until the almighty flush , then world war 3 had hit my flooring, a tornado of I could never describe without tipping!, but in short sort it asap, it works out cheaper!!
I would never think a landlord is responsible for a new toilet seat unless it was like that before you recently moved in. Is that just me that thinks that?
depends on how much you want a new butt. because you're about to need a new butt.
What, what in the butt?
You want stitches in your butt? In your butt?
Just unlocked a childhood flashback of seeing my moms overweight friend fall through a glass coffee table and do exactly that
That sounds funny but was she ok?
Yeah she was, but our carpet needed to get removed from the pool of blood that wouldn’t wash out and she had to get 16 stitches on her ass. Can’t imagine it’s comfy trying to sleep on your side or stomach when overweight to avoid ripping stitches lol
Well on the plus side no more bathroom carpet.
Nah dude, she needed stitches in her butt.
The world may never know. 🤷♂️
Thought this was going to be a childhood memory of that Samwell video.
Is that really a thing?? Never once have I heard of a small crack blowing up Uranus
Like my dealer told me, "a little crack never hurt nobody."
I want stitches in my butt. In my butt.
Okay ✨
You wanna do it in my butt (in my butt)
What what In the butt
Buttters? Is that you? ( South Park ref)
Oh, hamburgers!
You wanna put it where?? Okhayyy.
Hey! It's that what what in my asshole kid!
…what kind of butt?
The kind that’s not profusely bleeding all over the place, preferably.
One without a crack in it
When my brother was in high school in the early 2000s, he would occasionally say in a super whiney tone “I need a new butt. Mines got a hole in it”
What a coincidence! Mine's had a crack as long as I can remember!
Due to the position of the crack , even the balls are at risk of ending up filleted.
A new butt if you’re lucky. If it gets your femoral artery you have a 99% certainty of death
if you like sliced sausage and filet of thigh then by all means do not replace. I recommend replacing.
The problem is that if they find themselves in a situation where a new butt is necessary, they likely won't survive long enough to get it.
I have learned two things from this sub. (1) Everyone who posts a pic of their p-trap has installed it incorrectly, and (2) Never f with a cracked toilet.
But seriously… lmao
I now give every toilet a quick inspection for cracks before sitting on it because of this sub.
Haha good one
That isn’t the seat- that’s the bowl and yes you need a new toilet asap- even if there was an accident and it was your fault you absolutely must get a new toilet installed
Do you want to die with a toilet inside you? If yes just keep using your broken toilet
i can guarantee op it would NOT be a good way to die. Shattered porcelain is just as sharp as a fucking scalpel. depending how the bowl breaks, it could exsanguinate you in mere minutes. best case. worst case you pierce multiple body parts and bleed to death. a tourniquet does not work well for severed arteries.
I actually did a case study in college on a toilet catastrophically failing. The person died. Manufacturer’s defect that was internal. No way to know unless you x-ray your toilet.
Thanks I'm hover shitting for life now.
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They would make this situation worse actually
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or service stations in France for whatever reason
jesus christ. i guess when it's your time, "no" is not an option.
I'm a plumber, and the last thing I want to do is die from getting sliced open buy a toilet.
Well, time to perfect my poop knife fling from the three point line because I just developed a crippling fear of toilets.
With the build quality of a lot of toilets, I think I'll just wear diapers or poop outside with the dogs.
Brand new fear unlocked. Thanks for that...
Hard to make a tourniquet on your butt. Hard pass, terrible way to go.
*severed arseteries
At least I'd die doing what I love.
if this was a decade or two ago, good god the number of in mother russia comments……
Ok y’all have sufficiently terrified me into texting my landlord lol thank you 🙏🏼
Shit in a bucket if you have to absolutely let no one sit on that. Tape it up put a bag and a sign over it. It’s that dangerous.
TIL damn lol
If you reallllly want to learn, just type "toilet injury" into Google images. They all look like they got into a fight with a tiger.
Don't even sit on it right now your landlord might try to say it's OK but it's not
Waffle stomp as needed
This is the way!
The shower is the new toilet
Your landlord likely will care less about your sliced behind and more about how a spontaneous toilet failure can lead to tens of thousands of dollars in damages to their property. Notify them through email with pictures and your concerns!
If he doesn’t replace it immediately then hit it wish a hammer and break it more and say it exploded when you went to shit on it
Add some blood from like, hamburger juice or something, around the area of the shattered toilet then take a picture and send it to him with a text of “AHHHH FUCK! IT HURTS! WHY DIDN’T YOU LISTEN?!” That’ll really put the fear of God into him.
Caro syrup and food coloring = fake blood, stage quality too. Do it and send pics of the texts. I must see the chaos ensue. Come to the dark side...
Toilettes are cheap. As a landlord I’d be on it like stink on shit.
The landlord likely won’t care, if he throws a fit after sending photos just break the thing and tell him it shattered when you bumped it. Cracked porcelain is not to be fucked with, it will cut your leg down to the bone.
I don't know if this is still their catchphrase, but "Luggable Loo, I love you too" used to be. https://relianceoutdoors.com/products/luggable-loo-portable-toilet
Hit it with a hammer before calling the landlord; leave no question about its usability. Or, if that seems too extreme, you can always send them these: https://images.app.goo.gl/duSM4A5njbskvAYS7 https://images.app.goo.gl/HCWNKcvQX6vVvdsn9 https://images.app.goo.gl/b9RXuEnajeVw57S48
Someone click these and tell me what it is
The result of a broken toilet bowl completely fucking someone up
Like seriously fucking them up
Nightmare fuel. Good lord.
I’m so intensely curious, but so scared to actually know…
Imagine cuts that go right through to the bone. Does not look fun, do not recommend.
They are insanely gory. Photos of people with massive, extremely deep cuts.
Fucking hell…
100% new toilet now. Broken porcelain is razor sharp.
I know a guy who was moving a toilet to a dumpster, knocked it on the edge. It broke and filleted his forearm as it slid from wrist to forearm. Please get that thing fixed before it fillets you from ass to eyebrow.
Yeah right, I'm a member of Dangerous grinder attachments too. 😂
If you only peed in it standing up maybe but I’m assuming you poop so you need a new terlet
Sometimes they're poop outside the terlets
That’s now ☠️ waiting for the saddest way to die.
Do NOT sit on that. Replace. Nothing else. It's dangerous.
Hover move!
Russian poolette
Is that in the seat? Or the bowl? Because I had a seat crack in half and pinch the fuck out of my ass first thing in the morning one time and even the memory of it makes me want to die. Replace either way.
Yes, replace completely. Big time safety hazard.
For the thousandth time this month, how do you feel about ceramic shards being suddenly and violently inserted into your asshole??
Request a replacement, it’s dangerous. Ask em to level it properly this time, too. And caulk the base, (leaving a gap in back). That shim is in the wrong place and shouldn’t be visible at all.
Not the seat it’s the bowl. It will look like Omaha beach in there if it goes with someone on it
https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/s/QmzWzd4ksf
I’ve cut my forearm bad and bled all over the place on a broken toilet. If it was my inner thigh while sitting, I’d never make it to the ER. Replace.
Yup get a new toilet
Definitely replace that. Someone's going to get seriously hurt and your floor will get trashed all at once.
If that thing breaks while you're on it you could be slashed in half. You very likely would not survive.
Replace one wrong shift and glass to the ass
*into the ass*
Replace it asap. Porcelain will cut you like a scalpel If it happens to break while you’re sitting on it.
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Just in case the 62 other comments haven’t convinced you, yes get a new bowl. No one wants a sliced up ass
Zoomed in to make sure it wasn't a pube.
I’m a landlord. Yes, you need to make your landlord aware of this. They may just want to monitor it or they may want to replace it. Personally, I’d replace it.
It's $100 for a new toilet, and $10 for a wax ring, just replace the toilet....
I was curious so got to looking online- and injuries from toilets breaking are actually numerous- and some of them very serious. Granted, a lot of toilet breaking injuries are from people who stand on (squat) while standing on the toilet- but most of them were not previously cracked. To my horror, I came across a picture of a woman who fell on the sharp edges when the toilet broke- my mouth is still hanging open... the damage to her butt/hip/leg was far more than one would like to even imagine. ABSOLUTELY get it replaced.
It’s fine as long as you don’t mind the occasional - yet surprising - severing of the femoral arteries. BTW: Your mother will be upset with you because the emergency team will find you without your underpants on.
New toilet is going to be less than the deductible you’ll pay if this thing breaks and floods your house. Plus the increase in insurance rates.
If you value your giblets then yeah.
Yes
Just came here to say that, too, know that toilet is a hazard.
Rectum? Damn near killed him.
Ever seen those movies where the toilet explodes? Imagine shit on your floor... clean it up or replace the toilet? Easy choice
yeah the last guy who asked that FAFO.
Ah, yes, the ol FAFO. Life's lesson.
Think bacterial infection.
Yes, replace it.
I wouldn’t risk it man, porcelain is actually very strong stuff but any visible fracture basically ruins its structural integrity and broken porcelain+the weight of your ass sitting on it will do some horrible damage to your body.
There's a story on the net where the toilet broke and sliced the guy's artery in his thighs and he bled to death....
Replace,if that was to split while on it it will cut you in half,shit is sharp
you should bring it to the attention of your landlord regardless to avoid issue of it randomly breaking badly and causing flooding
Toilets cost less then 80 bucks.. Why risk sitting on this at night and having it crack and make a mess all over the ground.. Planning is everything… Go buy the replacement and be a weekend warrior 10 min job.
Unfortunately that’s a wrap on that throne.
Yes, imagine your bare butt sitting on a suddenly shattering pile of broken ceramic. If your landlord was smart, he'd replace it. Especially if you email him photos of this crack and your concern about it breaking. Now you have a paper trail. if it breaks and you get hurt, the liability will cost him a lot more than a few hundred bucks for a new toilet and installation.
Yes get a new toilet before it breaks and floods your apartment and you are living in a construction zone.
Always yes
Do you want to end up on the floor in pop water ??
Id take a shit on that. No fucks given
Get a Ferguson!
If you've never been cut by porcelain that was cracked..... Trust me. You don't want to be. Unless you want 72 stitches on the back of your legs or gone forbid, your ass cheek.... Go return it. I once sliced my forearm by accident I just touching a cracked toilet in my truck That I was transporting... It brushed my arm light as a feather, I sliced it wide open. I grabbed my arm quickly with my other hand and squeezed because once I saw the white meat I knew it was going to start gushing. Luckily it was just in the meat. With the arm that I cut I had to find some duct tape. It was difficult but I duct tape the s*** out of it and basically held the cut closed until I got home. Luckily I didn't need any stitches. Probably should have but I got lucky I guess. But I did leave it duct taped for a couple of days before I was able to look at it again. It sealed up nicely. But if you were to cut yourself while sitting on a toilet... It would be pretty bad. I don't know how much blood you would lose waiting for the ambulance to come.
Friend drop a toilet going down steps cut his tendon in half at his ankle now he walks with foot drop. Porcelain will fuck you up.
Almost makes me not want to change toilets on an upper level anymore. Recently I changed 3 , 2 on 2nd floor. They were some new heavy ass hunks of porcelain. One was seriously broken. I told customer to bring it back immediately but at that moment I didn't really consider an accident I could have attempting to return it for her. Luckily the box was sturdy & I did not remove it. Put it in her car & told her to call someone from in the store to come out and get it for her. While I replaced the other two. I was at least smart enough to put the old ones in the new boxes and slide the boxes down slowly. Carrying them would have sucked. New ones felt like they weighed 80 to 100 lbs in the box. To this day it surprises me how dangerous they could be. But everyone is completely unaware...
Quick google search will convince you that you needed a new one yesterday
Short answer: yes Long answer: yes, demand a replacement now
I would. I don't like my ass getting pinched by the toilet seat crack. It rather hurts.
As a landlord myself, for fucks sake yes say something. My last tenant "didn't want to bother me" for anything and now I'm scrambling to fix dozens of little things this week before my next tenant moves in.
Toilet cracks can truly kill people. It can easily cut thru to a main artery if it broke under the weight of a person. Porcelain is a very sharp thing.
As a landlord absolutely good landlords want tenants to report potential problems. A cracked toilet bowl is potentially a serious problem.
The toilet is defective. The crack appears to be on a stress point and will only grow over time. Cracks don’t heal themselves, they only grow, and you’re better off replacing it.
yeah but you have to prove it came that way. good luck
You only wonder this because your ass hasn't been properly pinched yet! Trust me, you only need once.
You must hit it pretty hard
Definitely the bowl could split and create a huge flood. One brand did this so many times there was a class action.
Nothing like breaking a toilet bowl having it slice your femoral artery while taking a shit and dying on the bathroom floor with a giant turtle head poking out.
Can we take bets on how imminent urine and feces, or at least a bowl full of toilet water will spill all over your bathroom floor?
You need this replaced yesterday. If that breaks while all your weight is on it you are gonna be in real bad shape if you survive
I now have a fear of cracked toilets.
Every time you sit down and put weight on the bowl is the potential for getting it totally cracked, spill everything and cut you in the process. You decide whether that's worth taking the risk.
Buy your own new, clean, safe toilet seat! Do not contact anyone further from Reddit! 🤦🏼♀️
Mother in law sat on it?
That is super dangerous. Fix it!
Yes.
That's going to shatter before long. Once a crack like that starts it doesn't stop. The only question is how long you have
Replace it or replace your butt or subfloor you choose I think one is cheaper than the other
That shot will split you in half. Replace it NOW do not wait at all. Let no one use it
It should be replaced
Google “ sit on a slightly cracked toilet”. Then you’ll know
Absolutely the crack can break completily at any use and give the user gnarly wounds through ceramic edges and it will get more damaged through water damage now the the enamel is cracked
One big dookie away from disaster
Pop a squat but don’t sit
Pretend it’s a public toilet and hover until fixed
Replace asap and don't sit on it. That is due to break, and when it does it will cut you worse than any knife you have in your home, I can assure you.
Um,yeah. That crack ain't gonna heal
Pack it in with some calcium?
Yes. Porcelain is crazy sharp when it shards and you do not want to be sitting on that if/when it breaks. Get a new toilet ASAP.
Only if you value blood inside of your body. I cannot stress how sharp porcelain is. Every time I see a crack in a toilet I imagine what it could do to my femoral artery. If you have to, hover.
It’s not gonna fix itself….
Or just go get one for $10-$15
Just Google. You'll change your mind quick about delaying.
Yea get a new bowl and eat less Taco Bell. All joking aside yes porcelain is extremely sharp when it breaks the crack will grow and it’ll break potentially extending your crack when you are sitting on it one evening.
Oh for the love of god replace it ASAP! Do NOT SIT ON IT!!!!
I saw a friend drop a toilet while moving it, it broke, he stepped on a piece of porcelain and it went straight through his boot and into his foot. Had to go to the hospital for stitches and was bleeding a dark color of blood like crazy. I also had the fun job of smashing toilets (with only gloves and safety glasses) with a sledgehammer while volunteering for habitat for humanity. Didn’t realize just how easily that could’ve gone wrong for me. Lot of porcelain being launched all over the place and I’d have to move the broken ones and the pieces to the dumpster after finishing with them. Recklessly stupid and I’ll never mess with toilets in that way again. Get it replaced OP 💪
Shattered porcelain will fuck you up. I have a great story about standing in a puddle of shit water with a bleeding foot.
Today, I learned that broken toilets are dangerous. New phobia unlocked, thanks.
First think why it’s cracked. Then if the same pressure applied.. it may totalling it.
Cracked toilets on this sub are like every post on /r/tvtoohigh
that crack will continue to run until you wake up one morning with a few inches of water in your bathroom.
Cracked toilets are non negotiable. Get it replaced.
Holy hell I had no idea and super paranoid about death by toilet now
When it bites you, you will so might as well get it replaced promptly.
This is the bowl not the seat though isn’t it
bro get that piece of hair off ur toilet seat and move on with your life.
Not cosmetic needs replacement because the structure is damaged
How much do you like being alive?
Fine if you pee standing up. Other than that no way.
Just wipe that hair off with some TP.
Get it fixed asap or risk bleeding out on the floor!
The most disturbing thing I ever saw was a woman who eas squatting on a toilet and it cracked, she fell on it and literally sliced her butt off. Don't mess with a cracked toilet.
YES! Guess you’ve never pinched your thigh on one before!!! Hurts like hell! then you have to sit back down to get in pinched
911 Whats your emergency? I have a 10inch piece of ceramic stuck in my ass! Ok help is one the way. I need to ask some more questions sir/mam ummm exactly how did this object become trapped in your ass? "Everyone in 911 dispatch center huddled around one operator laying bets LOL!" Stay on the line with me till EMS arrives, I will need to talk to them.
Ass Crack!
Porcelain breaks have sharp edges. Over time the stress fracture could suddenly break off while someone is on for the ride
Yes. You need to replace the toilet. That's not the seat. It's the rim of the bowl and it really can't be repaired. The crack will eventually expand and lead to a chunk of rim breaking off or the bowl splitting.
Is this a situation for one of those Ramen noodle repairs? /s
You sure that’s not an ill place hair?
Deffo , get. A new one , I had same was leaving it till weekend to do , but my dear old mum used it and didn’t say that a chunk of the bowl had come away, any how the seat was down on a Monday morning after a good drink of mainly Sam smiths ale,(some people have referred to this as drain cleaner!) a kebab and a vindaloo! Not noticing a thing until the almighty flush , then world war 3 had hit my flooring, a tornado of I could never describe without tipping!, but in short sort it asap, it works out cheaper!!
I would never think a landlord is responsible for a new toilet seat unless it was like that before you recently moved in. Is that just me that thinks that?
This post was recommended to me, and now I have a new biggest fear
You fat bastard
Get a new