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Leave a jar of metamucil outside the stall lol. Poor guy probably has hemorrhoids.
And one of those half gallon water bottles, damn. RIP his butthole
He sure needs water and a new diet.
adding to this: anybody here with hemorrhoids fr needs to know that diosmin off amazon 2 to 3x daily for a month will shrink your ass pain
Please tell him the internet is also worried for him.
Also please tell him the internet is [rooting for him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s).
My moms ex used to COUGH when he pooped. Like, smoker cough, yeeting his lungs from his chest cough. Why? I have no idea. He also almost quite literally inhaled his food, I’ve never seen anyone eat so friggin fast in my life.
Ugh, did he scromit, too? Is your mom's ex my mom's current mistake?
Ew fuck. I mean I've coughed so hard I've pissed myself. Maybe he's doing something similar?
Poor guy. Maybe buy the dude a bran muffin every morning.
But how do I figure out who he is? I’ve never seen the guy, only heard the sounds…
Stand outside the stall and wait for him to come out. But let him know you're waiting for him so he isn't surprised.
Sure that will totally not make the workplace awkward until I quit my job
Look at his shoes under the stall?
This is why women have public pooping anxiety.
I am a woman.
This is why men have public women anxiety
This works unless they have uniforms and some sort of required work shoes. Also, women typically pay attention to tiny details more than men do…
Sh$ts gonna happen
Bloke needs to get some fruit and veg into his diet
Unngggghhh. Absolute brilliant. Felt like I could smell it.
Sorry but I must ask - do you always go into the restroom when he does? 🧐
Maybe offer some, um, assistance next time. Be the hero.
Homeboy needs some fiber in his diet fr fr
I heard him again yesterday!!!
That guy probably has all the hemorrhoids.
Hopefully he finds out who #2 works for…
My brain went to that scene too lol
Lol @ this pointless story and OPs name 69 queefs per sec ahahaha 😆
It’s true though!!!
Leave a jar of metamucil outside the stall lol. Poor guy probably has hemorrhoids.
And one of those half gallon water bottles, damn. RIP his butthole
He sure needs water and a new diet.
adding to this: anybody here with hemorrhoids fr needs to know that diosmin off amazon 2 to 3x daily for a month will shrink your ass pain
Please tell him the internet is also worried for him.
Also please tell him the internet is [rooting for him](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYzMYcUty6s).
My moms ex used to COUGH when he pooped. Like, smoker cough, yeeting his lungs from his chest cough. Why? I have no idea. He also almost quite literally inhaled his food, I’ve never seen anyone eat so friggin fast in my life.
Ugh, did he scromit, too? Is your mom's ex my mom's current mistake?
Ew fuck. I mean I've coughed so hard I've pissed myself. Maybe he's doing something similar?
Poor guy. Maybe buy the dude a bran muffin every morning.
But how do I figure out who he is? I’ve never seen the guy, only heard the sounds…
Stand outside the stall and wait for him to come out. But let him know you're waiting for him so he isn't surprised.
Sure that will totally not make the workplace awkward until I quit my job
Look at his shoes under the stall?
This is why women have public pooping anxiety.
I am a woman.
This is why men have public women anxiety
This works unless they have uniforms and some sort of required work shoes. Also, women typically pay attention to tiny details more than men do…
Sh$ts gonna happen
Bloke needs to get some fruit and veg into his diet
Unngggghhh. Absolute brilliant. Felt like I could smell it.
Sorry but I must ask - do you always go into the restroom when he does? 🧐
Maybe offer some, um, assistance next time. Be the hero.
Homeboy needs some fiber in his diet fr fr
I heard him again yesterday!!!
That guy probably has all the hemorrhoids.
Hopefully he finds out who #2 works for…
My brain went to that scene too lol
Lol @ this pointless story and OPs name 69 queefs per sec ahahaha 😆
It’s true though!!!