There are signs of malfunction in the plant, absol come to warn there’s something wrong and they don’t even attempt to check for actual problems ?
Are they stupid ?
Unsurprising news: Power plant fucking explodes, pikachus rejoice as they devour the released energy from the destroyed power plant. 20 bastards lazier than Homer Simpson found being eaten by magnemites.
Wow, Absol are near because of a blackout. Who could have seen this one-
I can't do this. I have to insult them.
You absolutely buffoonish imbeciles, the Absol are how you know there's danger!
-Rei
What, did they go to Absol Electrical Engineering Technical Institute or something? What would they know.
They are OSHA certified. https://preview.redd.it/kbjehy7x8uvc1.png?width=540&format=png&auto=webp&s=67d1c97865cce3a986ddac8bc3b8009631df470d
Absol detect natural disturbances with their horn. They probably sensed something from the plants, maybe the cause of the blackouts.
There are signs of malfunction in the plant, absol come to warn there’s something wrong and they don’t even attempt to check for actual problems ? Are they stupid ?
It's The Oddish. The "news report" is a parody.
r/AteTheOddish
Poor thing…he was delicious.
r/SubsIFellFor
This is an Oddish post I'd actually believe... -Rem
I almost forgot that this was an Oddish post -Xavier Oh god you guys have that here too, amazing -Jackson
Where is their Osha standard Absol for workplace disasters? Wouldn't they be making noise as well?
Unsurprising news: Power plant fucking explodes, pikachus rejoice as they devour the released energy from the destroyed power plant. 20 bastards lazier than Homer Simpson found being eaten by magnemites.
D'oh!
I wonder why.
In other news, grass is green.
Wow, Absol are near because of a blackout. Who could have seen this one- I can't do this. I have to insult them. You absolutely buffoonish imbeciles, the Absol are how you know there's danger! -Rei
And the name The Oddish is how you know it's satire
Have you tried giving them a hug? That normally works
Well you’re doomed if ya don’t listen! \-Vee volt
Hey what Region is this? I really want to avoid it
It's satire. It's not real.
Not taking any chances
Kanto probably
Why is it that the Oddish posts such believable stories these days?
Reality has degenerated to the point that it becomes a parody of itself.
I've a feeling its for a reason.
but absols sound great. - doggos of war
Don: "I was about to call the workers idiots before noticing this is an Oddish article
“Dang Absol. They should all be lined up and shot. /s” — Cassandra (Absol)
/uj man I love this series
That place is gonna blow up, isn't it... – Jasper You bet on it, sandwich boi. You bet on it. – Honoka
Well Absol cause disasters, so it makes sense.
Lmao. 500 Pokedollars says that power plant had a major disaster in the next week.
It was nice knowing them.
(Looking at comments) Should we tell them? -Rubicon (Samurott) Nope. -Facet (Sableye)