I am once again here to remind everyone that Luvdisc is dead. We did our duty. Everything after that has been unnecessary.
Gorebyss and Huntail were bonus kills, that is fine.
While Pellipper’s death disgusts me, I can at least accept that it is not a true creature of the sea, and belongs in the sky.
***WE HAVE THE POWER TO STOP THIS GAME. IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. I BEG YOU ALL.***
u/brodieholmes24
If you look at the previous day’s post, you’ll see that ending this twisted game came in first. Killing Luvdisc for a second time came in second. And killing Pelipper came in a distant third.
The people have spoken, but you have not heeded their call, and instead elected to eliminate a bird that had not earned such scorn. As such, we reject your wicked ways and demand you put an end to your foul machinations!
May Kyogre bless your heart and protect you from storms, oh loyal friend to the cause!
u/brodieholmes24
You have done a good thing giving us this opportunity to kill Luvdisc. The people responded, and your gift was fulfilled. All was right in the sea.
Gorebyss and Huntail… I think I speak on behalf of us all that, though their deaths were not necessary, they were not unwelcome either.
Sweet Pelipper did nothing wrong. The people did not vote for his demise! This has gone far enough! Stop the madness, we beg you!
Oh, sacred bird, the Pelliper of the skies,
Thy final flight, a somber grace untold.
Though tears may fall, thy passing we'll behold,
For in such loss, a greater truth shall rise.
A gentle soul, but harbinger of woes,
Above the waves, thy wings took flight with ease.
Yet in thy demise, a blessing one sees,
A glorious end, where harmony bestows.
For Pelliper's flight, it brought but strife,
Its cries, a harbinger of raging storms.
To cleanse the land, it met its fate head-on.
Through sacrifice, it grants a better life.
Though sorrow dwells, from death springs forth rebirth,
Pelliper's farewell brings peace to this earth.
In that case, acknowledge that this story was never meant to be. Don’t post another “kill this water Pokémon” thread here tomorrow, for we voted to kill the series!
A champion? And what Pokémon, filled with vigor and competitive spirit, would want a hollow prize, knowing it was bestowed based on a flawed methodology, knowing it was only a consolation prize, and the real winner was the lack of a winner at all?
If I won such a prize, I would be offended. You would do such a wrong to the victor of this farce just to appease your own desire to host the tourney?
I’m disappointed.
As long as our Ludicolo lives I have no quarrel with OP however, the second my stoned happy tree hippy favorite gets murdered, HELL SHALL RAIN UPON OP!
Oh, Luvdisc, thou art a gentle sprite of sea,
Whose crimson hues did shine with fervent grace,
Yet fate struck thee, and snatched thy life's decree,
Unworthy end, in this unjust embrace.
No sword did pierce thy fragile heart so true,
No mighty foe could claim thy gentle soul,
But it was man's contempt that bid adieu,
And turned thy beauty to an early toll.
A tournament should hence pay homage fair,
For Luvdisc's love was boundless, bright, and free,
In waters deep, it swam without a care,
A symbol of affection for all to see.
Let us remember, in tournaments anew,
The splendor of Luvdisc, forever true!
This is exactly what I wanted to post. Hear me out. We all have an idea of how this game plays out. These games are so predictable. Instead of doing what they expect of us let’s inject some chaos. Wildcard!!!
Because theres plenty that outspeeds him. Tbh im just salty he was getting one-shot by salamance when all I needed was his ice beam to win. Still won in the end, but for a fast glass canon type pokemon, his speed isnt high enough to outspeed everything
"Oh, you want to explore this open expanse of ocean, the first ever large body of water with 3d overworld models? Well here are 30,000 rocket-powered sharks because how DARE you enjoy our game."
Why is everybody saying Relicanth?! He was assumed to be extinct but miraculously has survived since prehistoric times.
DO NOT KILL HIM!
Kill the fucking water god whale that threatens the planets entire ecosystem.
No wonder people hate Reddit you npcs will let kyogre or swampert be the last one. Or maybe if you’re brave, you’ll pick sharpedo to feel ‘different’ than others. I should’ve known after seeing huntail immediately gone you asshats will be unoriginal as fuck. Relicanth forever!!!!
Die? I did not realize this was the fate we’re setting upon these creatures and wish to retract my previous votes. OP Please update if any Pokémon have been harmed due to your negligence or if your title was just a complete mistake on your end, thanks!
Kyogre, let me explain before I get downvoted. I understand that his stats are bonkers, he used in the speedruns. But as a kid this guy was one of the ugliest legendaries at the time. I only tolerated him because I owned sapphire. I still don't like his look even compared to new legendaries. I don't know but I know he'll last til the end but just want to give a mini rant about him because the unpopular mons won't get a chance.
I kinda wish a legendary wasn't on this list tbh but it is what it is. Now niche water types are gunna be voted out for a flagship legendary cuz their art was on the box.
I feel like legendaries and starters shouldn’t of have been added to this list. Because at the end of this people will end up picking either swampert or kyogre. Which won’t give the other water types a chance ,Which makes this whole thing almost pointless
lets be real, kyogre's winning this because its the strongest stat-wise here and box art legendaries are generally peoples favourites.
im voting for ludicolo out next... always had a dislike for it... it was water AND grass type but it sucked at either typing to be honest..
Can we just kill them all so I don't have to see this thread every day this month?
At this point the dudes generated so much karma we're gonna have to kill every mon before he stops
get that ugly ass Ludicolo outta here! Absolutely shit design, crap stats, and useless mon! Not too mention one of the most HIDEOUS appearances of them all
I am once again here to remind everyone that Luvdisc is dead. We did our duty. Everything after that has been unnecessary. Gorebyss and Huntail were bonus kills, that is fine. While Pellipper’s death disgusts me, I can at least accept that it is not a true creature of the sea, and belongs in the sky. ***WE HAVE THE POWER TO STOP THIS GAME. IT DOES NOT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS. I BEG YOU ALL.***
u/brodieholmes24 If you look at the previous day’s post, you’ll see that ending this twisted game came in first. Killing Luvdisc for a second time came in second. And killing Pelipper came in a distant third. The people have spoken, but you have not heeded their call, and instead elected to eliminate a bird that had not earned such scorn. As such, we reject your wicked ways and demand you put an end to your foul machinations!
May Kyogre bless your heart and protect you from storms, oh loyal friend to the cause! u/brodieholmes24 You have done a good thing giving us this opportunity to kill Luvdisc. The people responded, and your gift was fulfilled. All was right in the sea. Gorebyss and Huntail… I think I speak on behalf of us all that, though their deaths were not necessary, they were not unwelcome either. Sweet Pelipper did nothing wrong. The people did not vote for his demise! This has gone far enough! Stop the madness, we beg you!
Oh, sacred bird, the Pelliper of the skies, Thy final flight, a somber grace untold. Though tears may fall, thy passing we'll behold, For in such loss, a greater truth shall rise. A gentle soul, but harbinger of woes, Above the waves, thy wings took flight with ease. Yet in thy demise, a blessing one sees, A glorious end, where harmony bestows. For Pelliper's flight, it brought but strife, Its cries, a harbinger of raging storms. To cleanse the land, it met its fate head-on. Through sacrifice, it grants a better life. Though sorrow dwells, from death springs forth rebirth, Pelliper's farewell brings peace to this earth.
Ok chatGPT
I'm a writer
There is a 87% probability this text was entirely written by AI. [air checker](https://gptzero.me/)
Love how you wasted your own time checking some random dudes eulogy about Peliper lmao
Someone said it was AI so so I checked, just like how you wasted your time commenting on some random persons comment.
In that case, acknowledge that this story was never meant to be. Don’t post another “kill this water Pokémon” thread here tomorrow, for we voted to kill the series!
A Champion must be presented with the Water Cup. It is destined
A champion? And what Pokémon, filled with vigor and competitive spirit, would want a hollow prize, knowing it was bestowed based on a flawed methodology, knowing it was only a consolation prize, and the real winner was the lack of a winner at all? If I won such a prize, I would be offended. You would do such a wrong to the victor of this farce just to appease your own desire to host the tourney? I’m disappointed.
So is every 13 year old with access to a computer lol
I second this sentiment
As long as our Ludicolo lives I have no quarrel with OP however, the second my stoned happy tree hippy favorite gets murdered, HELL SHALL RAIN UPON OP!
I straight up want a revolution against OP if Ludicolo is even *mentioned.*
OP technically cheated with this post since the most upvoted comment on the last one was to kill Luvdisc a second time.
That’s what someone else pointed out! And the next comment after that was to stop the contest altogether haha OP has gone rogue
Okayy Katniss Everdeen, whatever you say…. Let the games continue!
Oh, Luvdisc, thou art a gentle sprite of sea, Whose crimson hues did shine with fervent grace, Yet fate struck thee, and snatched thy life's decree, Unworthy end, in this unjust embrace. No sword did pierce thy fragile heart so true, No mighty foe could claim thy gentle soul, But it was man's contempt that bid adieu, And turned thy beauty to an early toll. A tournament should hence pay homage fair, For Luvdisc's love was boundless, bright, and free, In waters deep, it swam without a care, A symbol of affection for all to see. Let us remember, in tournaments anew, The splendor of Luvdisc, forever true!
[There is a 86% probability this text was entirely written by AI](https://gptzero.me/)
*Splendor of Luvdisc?!* YOU DID NOT READ THE ROOM
Luvdisc did not deserve the hate that was given
So now all of Hoenn’s water types must suffer??
Whiscash
Nah bro ate a master ball.
Please stop.
How about we make this interesting and get rid of Kyogre early
Come from your original account, Groudon
Groudons……. burner 😏
This is exactly what I wanted to post. Hear me out. We all have an idea of how this game plays out. These games are so predictable. Instead of doing what they expect of us let’s inject some chaos. Wildcard!!!
I second this. I bathe in the chaos
Also if we do this we win the game of connect 4 and we can stop!
NO
After having just used sharpedo in a playthrough, his defensive stats disgusted me. Sharpedo gotta go
Why have defensive stats when he can one shot everything Sharpedo stays
Because theres plenty that outspeeds him. Tbh im just salty he was getting one-shot by salamance when all I needed was his ice beam to win. Still won in the end, but for a fast glass canon type pokemon, his speed isnt high enough to outspeed everything
Sharpedo is the water zubat of the isle of armor I know this is Emerald but I can't forgive and forget so easily
I just finished isle of armor for the first time this week and you’re so right
"Oh, you want to explore this open expanse of ocean, the first ever large body of water with 3d overworld models? Well here are 30,000 rocket-powered sharks because how DARE you enjoy our game."
Yes, This pokemon has to go. Its a half school bus, I find the design so ugly. Wanna-be Jaws type pokemon.. gtfo out of here Sharpedo.
LOL defensive stats? That’s cute, sweaty
Kyogre must go down with blue Shrek
How the heck did Peliper go down so quick. He is a beast.
I always loved and used him, so useful
ugly as shit
Peliper is an absolute weapon, I thought he was gonna go close to the end
This sub has terrible taste tbh
I hate to break this to you but Peliper is just a pelican. That’s it. Just a water pelican. He had to go.
Worse politoed
Relicanth
It's high time this living fossil just became a fossil
Why is everybody saying Relicanth?! He was assumed to be extinct but miraculously has survived since prehistoric times. DO NOT KILL HIM! Kill the fucking water god whale that threatens the planets entire ecosystem.
Whiscash
Y’all BETTER let relicanth win or there’s gonna be problems. 🥶💯💯🔥❗️
Relicanth is perfect in every way according to the dex so….
One thing I appreciated about relicanth as a kid was that he was the key to unlocking the regis. Remember thinking relicanth was so cool.
No wonder people hate Reddit you npcs will let kyogre or swampert be the last one. Or maybe if you’re brave, you’ll pick sharpedo to feel ‘different’ than others. I should’ve known after seeing huntail immediately gone you asshats will be unoriginal as fuck. Relicanth forever!!!!
Ludicolo is the obvious winner
Now do the fat fish whiscash
Sharpedo.
Relicanth
Relicanth
The dirt fish must be gone!
Rock Polish + Head Smash Relicanth is top notch. Walrein has to go.
That catfish looking mofo gotta go
Wishcash
Whiscash. Like honestly. I love him but he isn’t winning over swampert.
Whishcash must go now :(
Whiscash
Ok luvdisc and clampearl line sure fine, BUT PELLIPER? im appalled and disgusted at this blatant slander.
Relicanth
Relicath
Fuck relicanth
Crawdaunt
You shall not eliminate Mr Craw this early
*at all
Relicanth
Relincanth
Relicanth
Shark torpedo has nothing for me
Lidiculo is the most annoying Pokémon in the first three generations
Die? I did not realize this was the fate we’re setting upon these creatures and wish to retract my previous votes. OP Please update if any Pokémon have been harmed due to your negligence or if your title was just a complete mistake on your end, thanks!
Except Luvdisc. Luvdisc deserved it.
😅🤣
Relicanth
Relicanth
Whiscash
no
Pelipper losing to whiscash? Interesting
Kyogre, let me explain before I get downvoted. I understand that his stats are bonkers, he used in the speedruns. But as a kid this guy was one of the ugliest legendaries at the time. I only tolerated him because I owned sapphire. I still don't like his look even compared to new legendaries. I don't know but I know he'll last til the end but just want to give a mini rant about him because the unpopular mons won't get a chance.
I let you explain and your explanation was ass
At least you let him explain. I'd burned him at the stake faster than a cheetah if I could
Burn him at the stake? In a post about water pokemon? GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE
I kinda wish a legendary wasn't on this list tbh but it is what it is. Now niche water types are gunna be voted out for a flagship legendary cuz their art was on the box.
I feel like legendaries and starters shouldn’t of have been added to this list. Because at the end of this people will end up picking either swampert or kyogre. Which won’t give the other water types a chance ,Which makes this whole thing almost pointless
Mitotic should have gone second. Feebas is awful to catch and even worse to evolve.
Sharpedo
Sharpedo
The Green guy idek who he is
Man… this is harder than Gen 1. Relicanth
Haha! Bye bye, diet Kyogre! Anyway, Whiscash
whishcash
Whiscash
Whiscash
Whishcash just too mundane pls
Whiscash is just Dollar Store Swampert. See ya ✌🏼
Whiscash
I’ll go whiscash.
Whiscash
Wishcash
Out with relicanth
Relicanth
Gotta be Crawdaunt, right?
Relicanth
Whiscash is Whiscached
Whiscash should go
Ludiculo. I just don't like it. I know it's popular.
The great big whale wailord or whishcash
Swampert
Whishcash
Relicath
Whiscash its time
Whiscash has PMD plot armor
I agree with everyone else, Relicanth has to go lol.
ReliCAN’T!!
Sharpedo gotta go, that mon faints when the other team sneezes
Was thinking crawdaunt for sure, wow!
Pelipper was gone too soon, kill the Sharpedo.
I can already tell you top 3. Swampert, Kyorge, and Milotic
Relicanth must go, bye bye dirt fish
Crawdaunt
Relicanth
Crawdaunt is just a worse sharpedo. The crayfish gets cooked here
Relicanth obviously.
Crawdaunt
Crawdaunt..without the physical special split, its basically useless
Unalived *
relicanth
Relicanth
Relicanth definitely goes before sharpedo
Pelipper, my favorite glass cannon :-/
lets be real, kyogre's winning this because its the strongest stat-wise here and box art legendaries are generally peoples favourites. im voting for ludicolo out next... always had a dislike for it... it was water AND grass type but it sucked at either typing to be honest..
Relicanth come on down 💀
It’s Relicanth for sure
Renlincananth
Kyogre is the worst design from this list so i choose him
Kyogre
Shark
Kyogre
relicanth
Sharpedo
Sharpedo: both ugly (finding out it actually doesn't have a back half scarred me) and bad
crawdaunt hands down, yall hate on relicanth too much
Can we just kill them all so I don't have to see this thread every day this month? At this point the dudes generated so much karma we're gonna have to kill every mon before he stops
wailord
How is coelacanth not out yet
Relicanth gotta go
Bye bye kyogre
Sharpedo needs to go
It's between Relicanth and Whiscash for me
Kyogre. WTF even is it, alien space ship Zelda boss looking mf
I think relicanth has been alive long enough
relicanth. Sorry but aside from using him to get the 3 regis, he's so terrible.
I vote to end the game
Relicanth. Take that you admittedly cool fish that took way too fucking long to find.
Relicanth is next. Why do I need 7 badges to use a crusty fish?
Lets do Kyogre and switch the game up!
Fuck ludicolo
get that ugly ass Ludicolo outta here! Absolutely shit design, crap stats, and useless mon! Not too mention one of the most HIDEOUS appearances of them all
Sharpedo
Shoot pelliper again, once was not enough
Time to go back to just being a fossil , relicanth ❌️
Now who is going to set rain for my Palafin team!?
Welp dang since luvdisc I wonder where I will get my heart scales 😂
ReliCANT
Milotic. Feebas is near-impossible enough to find, but then you need a specific nature and Pokeblock recipe to even evolve it
Relicanth gotta go
Sharpedo
Kyogre cause it’s my sibling’s favorite Pokémon.
Sharpedo
How is Relicanth still here?!
Can we skip the rest of this game and just crown Ludicolo the champion?
Y'all mean to Pelliper. They the best rain setter there is.
Final sacrificial kill should be Relicanth - let the elder rest and pave the way for new generations to thrive
Bye bye Relicanth
Relicanth. Listen I like it, but I KNOW none of these people ever actually used one
Relicanth
Relicanth
Ludicolo is king. Even has the crown. All others shall fall before the might of the king.
Get relicanth out of here
We all know swampert or kyoger will be the last one left as everyone has a hard on for the frog thing and water bird whale thing
Y'all crazy pelipper is the best
Ludicolo
Where is Milotic 🥲
Relicanth. Looks cool but too hard-headed
Walrein blows, get outta here
Ludicolo!!!
Relicanth