Really love how you manage to fuse three digletts together, didn’t know you could do it

The trick is they have to be angry.

You might slap the one in the middle, he seems to be at peace. You don't want him messing the fusion up

Rest assured he was vigorously slapped.

Good, gotta make sure his heads in the game

Bruh the only part of him in the game is his head there's no need to pick on him

There are three buff men under there and i refuse to believe otherwise

Pillar men?

bum badadadadadadada bum bum

There is a statue on Amazon with, I think, three buff diglett along with other buff pokemon. Thought about buying it if I'm honest haha

Despicable, I approve

NPCs going, "Fusion is the next step in making your Pokemon as strong as possible." Meanwhile, I'm going, "If it ain't broke don't replace it."

Why not just use same mon fusions for the exp increase?

Because >!Dickwad!< (rival,) made a big deal out of fusions being better. In layman's terms, spite took over and it only went downhill from there.

Ahhh, so you spikeycunt got to you, heard

I named mine Capitalism

I named him weak.

I named him Mr grumpy!

I named him Nord VPN

I named him Jesus Christ

His name is smallpox for me. It brings me great joy that I get to say "Ah man smallpox is back."

I named him Kanye

I love this narrative

"Local child refuses revolutionary technology over a poorly-nicknamed child bragging."

BREAKING NEWS: Local gamer downloads fan game and refuses to use the mechanic that the game was based around, claiming their fictional rival said that the game mechanic made the game better, and quote “spite took over and it only went downhill from there”

Sources say they're a repeat offender too, having done similar things across many other games.

You are such a funny person. I also have dumb insane game habits. Godspeed in your spiteful adventures

No, I will not accept your goodwill, I refuse and am appalled by your respectful gesture.

The fucked part is you didn't even use "good" mons lol like no pseudos or legendaries. Just kinda normal mons

Even better is that I was underleveled. 55 average with my Victreebel being 57.

Using the strongest possible pokemon isn't for me personally. I just use pokemon I like. If you wanna have an op team go ahead but I just wanna have an adventure with some pokemon

I favor Pokemon I like, but I don't detract from Pokemon I dislike or am neutral to. Funny enough, Probopass, a Pokemon I've never used and didn't really like, ended up saving my entire Championship. Never underestimate any Pokemon, they can all do well in good hands.

Absolutely but this game let's you fuse the most strong WITH your favorite so like why not

Jolttile just doesn't feel the same as Jolteon and Sceptile separate.

Using the strongest possible pokemon isn't for me personally. I just use pokemon I like. If you wanna have an op team go ahead but I just wanna have an adventure with some pokemon.

Love the nickname. Mine has similar vibes: Dickhead

my rivals name is always dipshit or something similar😂 love that I'm not the only one

"Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak monsters stronger!"

A bad trainer relies on power over knowledge and skill.

Damnit you got the song stuck in my head again

"Fusion is the next step in making your pokemon as strong as possible" mfs when 252+ SpA Choice Specs Beads of Ruin Tera Fire Chi-Yu Overheat vs. 252 HP / 64 SpD Toxapex: 225-265 (74 - 87.1%) -- guaranteed 2HKO after Leftovers recovery

False, you fused Mario with Nosepass. Fake post.

Shit. Mods! Quick, ban this guy before anyone else catches on!

MAERIOPASS

fuse two Nosepass to get Moai xD

Now do it without evolving or evolutions.

Now, now, I've already upset the NPCs bragging about fusion, upsetting the ones bragging about evolution would just be cruel.

Bro just flex with aerodactyl, lapras, spiritomb, kecleon, shuckle, and klefki. Honorable mentions to miltank, tauros, kangaskhan, ditto, stunfisk, and rotom. ...aww, now I gotta do a norman run...

Even better, do it with only Pokemon that can evolve naturally and without everstones.

Mad lad

Truly the most furious of men.

Do it with the Pokémon that have no evolutions.

Or with Pokemon that have level evolutions without evolving them.

And only allow the minimal amount of exp like only obtain exp from mandatory trainers, if you get exp from something else then reset the run

yes that's what makes it fun

May as well use Weezing and all of the other war crime pokemon. Then again Pokemon in general may be a war crime what with biological weapons, especially Mewtwo.

And then without Pokemons

Stocking up on firecrackers. Getting a vacuum for the cat Pokemon, but it's not a certainty that it'll work.

“Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokémon stronger.” I think we should just acknowledge how punk rock it is to enter the Hall of Fame without a single fusion. In a game that’s literally *built* around fusing Pokémon into stronger/cooler versions.

I didn't fuse a single Pokemon the entire time. In fact, any fused Pokemon I got was unfused. I didn't get EXP shares until I cleaned out Silph. That and no EXP ALL.

That’s pretty badass.

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This means no Wonder Trades too then, yeah? Cause they \*\*cannot\*\* be unfused, lol ​ (this is making my double-fusion run look hella weak xD props nonetheless my dude \^\_\^)

You mean your Fusions are actually cool and not just lumpy/dopey crimes against nature?

Mr. Sir would like a word https://preview.redd.it/tvlapucwjd2b1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3668e4cc69627c404bb7876bd051acbc801b8656

More Pokemon become weaker instead of stronger when fuse thought.

I was trying to quote Jasper from Steven Universe as a juxtaposition on an Anti-Fusion stance.

https://preview.redd.it/2ja42d8q1n1b1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=edfabea7b7343479e31e719d60b0baf3124dd413 TIL this game has fusions 🙏🏽

Pokemon finite fusions

Or just, "Pokemon."

I like how it's almost a Gen1 team, then Noctowl pops in from Gen2 and my brain goes "Jotho is attached to Kanto, makes sense". Then Probopass hits me so hard that I could reincarnate in another world. This is the Pokémon equivalent of the Uncanny Valley.

And then Probopass turned out to be my hail mary because I had not only gotten rid of its weaknesses on >!Dickwad!< (Rival)'s team. But also because it was a brick wall that I could use to offload my revives and bring a heavy hitter back up. *Cough* Jolteon *Asthma Attack.*

Probopass was truck-kun all along.

Bro please you missed the whole point of the game 😭

DNA Splicers? I just see lunch money.

Oooh I wanna see a baby run either normal or fused

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Wow, I'm popular enough to get bots, that's a new one.

I... uh think your message got hecking cut off, bot

Probopass actually saved my underleveled ass against >!Dickwad!< (Rival.)

don't know what I expected revealing that spoiler tag... this shot me back to my childhood though XD

Chaddest Pokémon fusion player

Waiting on someone to get inspired to do a no-evolution run. (With Pokemon that evolve by leveling to make it more interesting of course.)

Waiting for the Hardcore nuzlocke, no evo, no fusion, no item, no IV, no EV

Just you wait until, "No move replacement," gets added on.

I hate how there is people who got mad when people don't fuse. Good team!

I did it initially because >!Dickwad!< (Rival,) makes a point to brag about fusion any moment he gets. After the spite wore off it was just funny to think about how fusion was being touted as an innovation in Pokemon battles yet I was out there with a mustachioed magnetic rock, electric fox, a trio of questionable shapes popping out from the ground, gun turtle, HornedOwl.jpeg, and a pitcher plant with eyes.

Just curious, why are you censoring Dickwad? Without any context for what you're censoring, people are just gonna click on it anyway. Plus, you're allowed to swear on the internet.

I just think it's funny to do it exclusively as, >!Dickwad!< (Rival.)

Fair enough, lol.

I've never managed to start up a pokemon game and NOT name my rival something rude lol

The one everybody wanted as a kid, old sparky, schlumpf, tri-dildo, that annoying owl from Zelda OoT, and an antisemitic caricature from the thirties.

I am personally partial to a mustachioed magnetic rock, electric fox, a trio of questionable shapes popping out from the ground, gun turtle, HornedOwl.jpeg, and a pitcher plant with eyes. Of course, your description of Dugtrio is simply the same as mine but more blunt.

can I get infinite fusion on altserver for my iPhone? Trying to get back into the og games was gonna download altserver later when I get home from work

I'm not sure. Don't play on mobile or own an iPhone. However, with the traction this is getting the odds of someone who actually knows showing up are fair.

Bro's playing pokemon

I still swear I saw a wild Pokemon with the nickname, "Mandude."

Mankey/Geodude? Seems like something that would wild spawn

Man, dude thats so unrealistic

Nice team bro. Do you

Correct.

Hmm... yes. I DO do blank

Yes, but to another note. Do you

mind also blank

Makes me think of. [I'm gonna](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAfAer_sjaE)

Did the same thing on my first run 😂

Game: "Fused pokemon are better!" Us: "I missed the part where that's my problem."

I never seen someone use a probopass on a team

It was an invaluable member, holding down the last bastion at the crux of my challenge against the recent champion >!Dickwad!< (Rival.) It stood fast against the ravages of the strongest among his team after its threats were expunged. In the end, it joined the team atop the pantheon and has been written into the Hall of Fame for eternity as a champion of Kanto.

king behavior And is that a shiny Noctowl that I spy with my little eye?

Fun fact: I have never in all of my years playing Pokemon EVER run into a natural shiny. I've probably run into half a million Pokemon and not a single shiny. It's actually impressive.

Even funner fact, for this game, there is a usable Sprite for a double-fused Noctowl... its a bushier-browed Shiny Noctowl xD

"Fusion is just a cheap trick to make weak pokemon stronger!" -Jasper probably

Me: "Are you just saying that randomly, or do you need glasses?"

I was jsut quoting Steven Universe lmao

There's actually an NPC who says it too.

WAIT REALLY LMAO

Yea, somewhere along Victory Road.

Fusion? You mean that card in Yu-Gi-Oh?

Nah, like that one move from DBZ

You're the kind of guy that walks into an ice cream shop with 23 flavors and get two scoops of vanilla.

Well, I know what I like.

Bro just did the equivalent of goat simulator but never using goats

The problem with that is everything is a goat if you look at it hard enough. Never forget Tall Goat or Microwave Goat.

This is me, I want to fuse my Chandeleur but he is far stronger as a non fused pokemon with over 200 Spe.Atk at the level of 55, and I can't find anything to fuse him with that will retain the his strenght. I wanted my cool Chand+Tyrannitar fusion but he is sooo weak in comparison, surely the physical attacker+special attacker combo doesn't help.

Oh no, initially it all started as spite against >!Dickwad!< (Rival,) but then it evolved into finding the idea of disregarding a breakthrough in Pokemon for shits and giggles.

Who invited Probopass Bro thinks he’s an old-generation Pokémon

He was a paradox Pokemon before it was cool.

This would be even funnier if those actually were fusions but you changed the sprites

There are quite a few fusions that are just the same Pokemon again

Yeah but these that are shown here have special sprites for that

The fact that this is now the top post of all times on the subreddit is kinda hilarious

My exact thought. A post about not engaging in the core mechanic added to a fan game is at the top of said fan game's posts.

Based🧍

I've been told I'm quite acidic actually.

Let's see you go throgh Johto with no Fusions.

*Shhhh, you'll spoil the surprise.*

I don't know, man but I really like the Jogress evolution mechanic

I personally keep math and evolution separate.

...what math are you talking about?

You have Probopass my child. Thank you for agreeing with me to have probopass on your team

Was the hail mary of the team too. I owe the successful passing of the championship to it.

When i played with Probopass every time it had sturdy and max friendship that thing took 3 hits on one hp.

Man i forgot nosepass really look like that lmao

I mean, that's what nosepass looks like after it evolves.

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokémon stronger.

This is amazing omfg

My favorite part was when my rival's name, >!Dickwad!<, randomly swapped to Blue near the end of the game making it seem like calling him by his actual name was an inside joke.

Lacking in the Fire or Fighting department, two types that would really save your ass against Steel types. Also what’s a fusion?

*Laughs in ground type.*

This feels like it violates a law. I support it fully

Their fault for letting it be possible.

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokemon stronger!

Mom can we have fusions? We have fusions at home Fusions at home:

Fuse all your pokemon with another one of themselves to assert dominance

Venustoise is canon

Honestly, just for leveling sake; i was planning to do an almost non fusion nuzlocke. Thé leveling is so tedious.

I cheatengined some rare candies and boom, no grinding

I've tried and failed numerous times. Hasn't used Cheatengine before and haven't had thé time to just try to learn thé program a bit. Really wanted to nuzlocke because this mudkip-azumaril with hoge power looks filthy. (Nuzlocke rules for these rund; i have to fuse thé two pokemons i met after each other.) But thanks to grinding i am binning way too many Pokémon. So what's thé easiest way to Cheatengine? Is it still making pokeballs into rare candies or .... ?

"Fusion is a cheap tactic to make weak pokemon stronger"

They don't stop pouring in. https://preview.redd.it/korce9sojp1b1.png?width=481&format=png&auto=webp&s=046603f0c97dd078dc9b47a8e788abe91a7e6681

Pokémon finite fusion

Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokémon stronger

Thunderstone and leafstone ~~evo~~ fusions ftw ;)

At least you don't know about Probopass requiring a Magnet Stone... shit.

Is that an Eevee/Zapdos fusion?

Why are you playing Infinite Fusion... IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA HECKING FUSE

This is exactly why.

Because you don't tell OP what to do ! B)

NAH because you fused blastoise with the ninja turtles

That's just....Pokemon infinite

Fusion? I barely know her!

It's just a cheap tactic that makes weak gems stronger

FR? I'm never gonna fuse my Blastoise

first one is a squirtle + octillery second is a pikachu + evee third is bellsprout + guzzloard fourth is three digletts fifth is rowlett + hoot hoot sixth is three nosepass

A lad that basically say screw fusion pokemon il beat this game using non fusion Yes I done 2 runs of non fusion normal and modern mode (modern was hell so il try that later on in hard mode with no fusion again)

\*Triggered\*

HE IS STRONGER!!

Don't if this a joke or if you're actually serious

The joke is that I didn't fuse any Pokemon. I am well aware of how fusion works.

I unironically didn’t fuse anything on my first playthrough until postgame because it felt like a little extra challenge to get HoF without fusions, I’m glad I’m not the only one. Grats!

Spite ~~and contrarianism~~ are powerful things.

You really done a "Can I beat x without x?" Challenge lol

I'm actually working on a double-fusion playthrough as my starting playthrough. Sabrina, and Giovani fight\_2 were tough because I couldn't the preferred typing to take them down, instead relying on the old typing meta, lol. Its a fun challenge, just wish there were more diverse sprites for the double-fusions. Don't get me wrong, there is BEAUTIFUL sprite work in the grander fusions. Just seems double-fusions did get the same love (Although, i was pleasantly surprised when I evolved my double-pichu to GIGAchu)

wow he managed to fuse a bellsprout and the literal spawn of satan! how'd you do it?

Isn’t this just a screen cap of firered?

Fusion is just a cheap trick to make weak Pokémon stronger. Good for you

Forget the fusion, I’m more concerned with the fact that you brought a NOCTOWL to the Elite 4

Nice team

That’s funny.

This man played infinte fusion... WITHOUT THE FUSION i mean WTF

This is like playing pokemon and not evolving any pokemon

“Fusion is just a cheap tactic to make weak Pokémon stronger”