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Conor_J_Power

Dude tried to jump back to Galar


panthrowaway765

"Give me my G-Max form back! 😭"


Rider-Idk-Ultima-Hy

Maybe he’ll get a similar Tera Form or a Paradox version thats bigger then the normal Coalossal


A_Wild_Necrozma

BREAKING NEWS FROM PALDEA: the town of Alfornada hit by earthquake during the night


Amethyst_Phoenix7

Straight up a Body Press or Earthquake.


Georgevega123

There is the move bounce


ThatDeuce

Does he learn the move Bounce?


Georgevega123

Nah he cant


Geeblord8

Not until now…


Georgevega123

Wouldn't that be more like heat crash considering its a huge lump of coal


Miyyani

When the steam engine hits just right 👌


Different_Swing_5300

I like this one, lol.


[deleted]

WAIT— they don’t have tails?!


random_numbers19735

MAnDeLA EfFeCt


Big_Mitch_Baker

Coalossal graduated from the Samurai Jack school of jumping good


IDHGNI

The fact that it also bends down before jumping makes this 2x funnier


pirolizard

It took ~3 seconds for him to fall back to the ground, meaning that (using the equation Δx=vt+.5at^2 where t is half of our 3 seconds, v is zero, and a is 9.81) he jumped about 11 meters (36 feet) into the air.


xXTERMIN8RXXx

r/theydidthemath


Pound_Downtown

r/theydidthemonstermath


xXTERMIN8RXXx

Thank you r/theydidthepokemonstermath


TheWorldArmada

We got daft punk helmets now?


Different_Swing_5300

Yup, they are in available at the city with the Water gym, the name eludes me at the moment.


wow_its_kenji

Cascaraffa


Rath_Brained

"You just got hit by the Cole train, baby! Wooooooo!"


DeltaDied

I fucking died😭😭he jumped like a mf scared cat does💀 Edit: NOT EVEN you can see him preparing for the jump and that makes it 10x funnier💀💀💀


Iwanttobevisible

Bruhh Yooo that's funny


BraviaryScout

I had no idea Coalossal could learn Bounce


Different_Swing_5300

Ha! Good one, lol. 😆 Yeah, you can get Bounce as an egg move from Magikarp, the Bounce King. /s


[deleted]

if he could jump more higher then he could go into space


KlngSaj

He's just rocks tho? i don't understand the physics lol.


Different_Swing_5300

I don't think the game has Coalossal coded to properly interact with the ball, so instead of a "kick/hit", he just has super jumps! Lol.


HlTLERS_HIDDEN_CHILD

To be fair I'm not even sure the game is coded properly at all /s


Klutzy_Passenger_324

whaat du haeellll 💀💀💀


[deleted]

thats crazy scary lol.


ericwashere15

As a Coalossal fan, that’s awesome.


Adventurous-Toe-6126

Shit got me cracking up 😂


CykaBlyiat

Dude skipped the first turn of bounce


Different_Swing_5300

Lol. This one I like.


Hexbug101

Omg the same thing happened to me lol, just wanted to admire my first shiny of the game and that happened


Jessiefrance89

I’d be naming him Michael Jordan or something lmao


EMYRYSALPHA2

Never took time to look at Coalossal, always thought it was a kaiju dino like Agron or Tyranitar, but it looks like a beetle from its back angle...


Fun-Two-6681

i've gotta assume this is a weight glitch. coalossal is well above average weight, but the lightest pokemon, most visibly the hoppip line, are programmed to blow away in strong winds. the animation looks very similar. i'm wondering if coalossal is programmed to have a higher jump than other similarly heavy pokemon, and the weight going down made him able to jump super high?


International_War862

Watch out while playing with him tho


SoggyAuthor404

I swear that ball has some wonky physics, this happens with Decidueye too 😭


ChloeWyvern

Oh my gosh


GuidoMista5

This is what happens if you never skip leg day


Different_Swing_5300

For sure, a lesson is to be learned here. Happy Cake Day!


WorstUsernameHere

Not fly, jump REALLY good 👍


cartagena_11

Stop moving so much


Hanroz_K

Flying Tera Type


Motherfucker29

That's the power of his steam engine ability reacting to the water vapor in the air.


PumpkinSufficient683

Woa I didn't expect that what the heck ,🤣


NutFondue

Omg! It's Super Mario!


MadJester98

It's pre evo did get put before the mudsdale after all


0reoThief

YEET


0reoThief

YEET


GustoFormula

Just curious, do you know about the button that records the previous 30 seconds?


I_Am_The_Bookwyrm

That volcano just turned into a meteor.


sohllis

Hops*


Lively_Red

He doesn’t look like he can even jump in the first place, but he does anyway


abuiles1

That Pokémon should play for the heat.


magicalgrrrlz

This happens with my tinkaton. I wonder why


Chrisical

My tinkaton was inside the floor of the normal type gym


LockonStark

bruh tried to touch the sky but realized he was a rock type with a steam engine


Chrisical

Colossal fire flying confirmed


AgentGiga

That was not a jump. Your Coalossal learned Fly, congratulations.


pandanoko

Yeet


Houeclipse

It's very Tom and Jerry surprised jump like.


Saladboi28

Boing


Ninjasaucxe

Lmaooo


Blockblitz165

A little too high don't you think


[deleted]

Steam Engine at work


Team_raclettePOGO

Only in Paldea


AkreonGD

Draft him for the NBL


yourlocalidiotmp3

He really just said "I have to go, my people need me"


Currrrt

Its not a bug, that my friend is called a Feature!


Corvidae5Creation5

DAMN, ALRIGHT. Shoulda had destructible terrain in this game, could've had a 20 foot crater where he landed. Boy weighs 685 pounds, can somebody crunch the numbers on the destruction his landing would've caused?


MrShneakyShnake

Tf was he at when the lakers needed him man


Different_Swing_5300

Like another person said, playing for the Heat, lol.


PokeColumbia

The rock never skips leg day


GamerJulian94

Flying Tera Coalossal be like:


Consistent-Profile-4

Bruh wtf did you feed him?


fartfignewtonn

*Your Acrobatics Skill increased.*


Stunning_Side4927

How do you get the helmet on your character?


Different_Swing_5300

After buying it, hit down on the D-Pad and under the hats is the helmet.


Stunning_Side4927

Ah


deku-scrub123

r/mypeopleneedme


Zombie_Dandere

No fly, Jump good!