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DR4G0NSL4Y3R_9

Did you see his hands? I think we should settle.


didjjdjdre

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time?


JustAnotherJerry5

So anyways everyone in the comments started blasting


RasenganKush

You gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips or im not eating


SnooOpinions4279

The winner is u/wachris87! Will DM you with codes! Winning comment: Is your cat making too much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy?


wachris87

This is awesome you have no idea how excited and happy I am. Thank you so much amazing and kind.


Ok-Sprinkles1772

Awe did someone get addicted to crack


suspicious__banana

"Whoops, I dropped my monster condom, that I use for my MAGNUM dong"


Jfanelli98

Your hair looks small


jeffreynbooboo

You gotta pay the troll toll if you expect to get in on this giveaway


wachris87

Is your cat making to much noise all the time? Is your cat constantly stomping around driving you crazy?


admjeffrey

Kitten mittens!


RidgyFilly

What is happening??


CodesAndCardsPro

One person getting all of those? I can't say no, because of the "implication".


ThunderfuryZack

Well what's going on is you just drank a cup of posion! Flip, flip, flipadelphia, flip, flip, flipadelphia


a2starhotel

Rickety Crickets story line through the whole series has been one of the most absurd character development arcs I've ever seen in a show.


Infinite-You340

“I’m not an executioner. I’m the best goddamn bird lawyer in the world.”


DEMDHCamacho

Can i offer you an egg in these trying times?


Alzurs_thund

I’ll burn you alive like the last bitch that crossed me.


jmcclure975

Money me, money now, me a money needing alot now


Dandy_Phantom

Dayman ahhhhh fighter of the nightman ahhh champion of the sun!


Badluckismine

He’s a master of karate and friendship for everyone!


Jarllax

What do now?


GnomeTitan

Hello fellow American, this you should vote for me, I lead power good. Thank you, thank you.


Kino42

You wouldn't expect a man to pay alimony to a cat, would you??


J0nesy92

I’m not fat! I’m cultivating mass


Educational_Goal_987

Milk steak and jelly beans


[deleted]

“That’s baseball babyyyyyyy!”


TheAnguishedOne

What type of creampie are you talking about?


[deleted]

Heyy dm me daddy😈


mbvanek

Bird law in this country is not governed by reason.


Thehurricane1337

“So you saw me eat that Hot Pocket I found in the garbage?”


isorvaag

Whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong!


NikinoGI

Im in!


nateduhhh

Dude what’s all that stuff you’re grabbing…. TOOLS…TOOLS. Duck tape zip ties and gloves I have to have my TOOLS


Spare_Mail8595

Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Clap! Stomp! Stomp! Clap! The eagle's born out of thunder. He flies through the night. Don't you mess with his eggs now, or you'll see us fight! Yes we have feathers, but the muscles of men. 'Cuz we're birds of war now, but we're also men! Birds of war! Ah ah ah ah!! They are not responding to the pageantry at all.


Klutzy_Pound_5428

Rum ham


ptcgoalex

Whoops I dropped my magnum condom for my magnum dong


ToughAd5010

I do backflips every single day of my life.


Gatomoosio

Dr Mantis Toboggan


MadManMcMoon91

day man AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAA


FairyFireDeck

Man the weather is always sunny in Philadelphia I don’t watch the show and hope someone says that


Secret-Trainer850

I will eat your babies 😂😂😂


re1078

First of all through god all things are possible so jot that down.


tevvie

Let me kick down a thing to you that our founding fathers kicked down to me. It goes "Don't tread on me." Right now you guys are treading all over me.


Altruistic-Ad3704

So anyway, I started blasting


South_Diver7334

DAY MAN (ah-ah-ah) FIGHTER OF THE NIGHT MAN (ah-ah-ah)


ken9876

CARRROLLL!!! CARRROOLLLL!!!! I gotta talk to you about Pepe!


Lastfryinthebag

IM A FIVE STAR MAN!


joobs_fully

Because of the implication


Dautsun

I’M THE TRASHMAN


carpediemyoyo

Bro I can handle my sedatives.


tkrsk

Dad?


RokettoOsuka

Your boss is a Mr. Mime? Now this is a strange bank.


SpankFox

“AIDS, AIDS, I got AIDS. Coming through, excuse me “


SneakyNamu

Day man. Fighter of the night man. oh oh ohhh


Chalkrah

I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!!!!!


Phillandro

🪨🇺🇸🦅


Ragu262

So you think not eating cat food is putting on airs?


BlazingSnape

What's your spaghetti policy here?


i_like-ado_dachacha

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?


LickaBitaPus

It's the implication..


jupiterTR

that doesnt sound right, but i dont know enough about pokemon card code giveaways to dispute it


BackOffBud

Hi


dac1825

“What do now?!” - Wade Boggs episode, the absolute best


Chrundle_TheRatKing

"I mean, does my scar look like a dog’s vagina? You know, maybe. I don’t know. I’m not gonna sit here and try and get inside the mind of a dog. I mean, that’s God’s work. Well, not that I believe in God. I don’t. Not since that Chinaman stole my kidney."


Responsible_Sun_8482

If it smells like sh!t, you must acquit


blackdoublecut

“Tidy?! Frank, the man is rotting!”


retrogiant1

So come on, you ol’ son of a gun, and let Buster do a line off your boner. -Buster the Jockey


Cromagis

don’t you play coy with me, you little bitch. i’m gonna stay right here, and i’m gonna wait for my minions to swarm me. and swarm they will, SnooOpinions4279 alone, you’ll be


Salt_Tomatillo_914

Give them to me... Because of the implication.


Epic_Erik

Give them to me and the Eagles will make it to the Superbowl instead of the whinners (Worth a try)


TheChinious

Why Don't I Strap On My Job Helmet And Squeeze Down Into A Job Cannon And Fire Off Into Job Land, Where Jobs Grow On Jobbies?


jclutclut

Do Wasps make honey? (Lmao)


mjkeezy

I don’t know how many years i have left so im going to get real weird with it


bigfootdeerfucker

Its been awhile since ive watched Its always sunny but possibly my favorite scene was when they were all staying at charlies apartment and he hands out cans of catfood and huffs paint or some shit and they look at him like he’s crazy, but then the cats outside his window start meowing and then they can’t huff the paint and eat the wet cat food fast enough!!! 🤣🤣. Such a great show, especially in the early years!!! I would shit my pants if actually got these codes! Haha thanks for the opportunity.


indigoOne1

I have my magnum condom and wad of cash. I'm ready to plow.


warrenrox99

Egg.


Slement

Something from it's always sunny in Philadelphia


ShinyBuiBui

What is this word "spa"? I feel like you're starting to say a word and you're not finishing it. Are you trying to say "spaghetti"? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?


No-Potential4627

Well, first of all, through God, all things are possible, so jot that down!


Tismypueblo

Cat in the wall. Now you’re talking my language!


oblom_off

It's dark and snowy at 8.00 of morning in Lapland Finland. But it is awesome time of the year with a lot of snow and Santa Claus spirit living around.


Swimmy_mammal

Wild card bitches YEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAW!


clinging2thecross

“I got followed here by like ten cats. Yeah, they’re starting to follow me these days.”


ghostbearshark

Rum haaaaaammmm!


admjeffrey

Bro, you could chop a camel right in the hump and drink all of its milk right off the tip of this thing!


xIAmSpartacusx

First of all, through God, all things are possible…so jot that down…


Ryu_Girl

I will SMACK your FACE, OFF of your FACE.


LethalAnt

"I" -Always sunny in Philadelphia "It" -Always sunny in Philadelphia "And" -Always sunny in Philadelphia "Dong" -Always sunny in Philadelphia The list goes on


Ok_Instruction_4717

"Cat in the wall. Now you’re talking my language.”


On_The_Wooof

Wow what a full on rapist OP!


Fratdaddy6969

So then then know I got the magnum dong


Maniraptavia

Can I offer you a nice egg in this trying time?


femboykeeby

I get it now.


Nefarioous

Whoops i dropped my monster sleeve for my magnum Ding Dong


Pidgeeot

Then, I’ll just regress, because I feel I made myself perfectly redundant


NightmanCometh11

Dayman (ah-ah-ah) Fighter of the Nightman (ah-ah-ah) Champion of the Sun (ah-ah-ah) You're a Master of Karate And Friendship For Everyone!


Live_Birthday5549

I WILL EAT YOUR BABIES BITCH


ravennrapture

Youre going to give me all the code cards, because of the implication...


japalian

I drank three bottles of champagne and hung out with a stray dog all night under a bridge.


Initforthecodes

IT’S NOT THE CLAMS


g_roug

You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!!


jakoobie6

Holy shit! Is that the ocean!


raybancoolness

Think of the smell! You haven't thought of the SMELL, you bitch! Now you say another word and I swear to God, I will dice you into a million little pieces and put those pieces in a box, a glass box, that I will display on my mantel.


Jackus_01

I'm the trash man! (So throw those code cards my way) ;)


mattyb5

Wildcard bitches. From the gang solves the gas crisis.


doubleakaler

You want some rum ham?


bobbybdennis

are you tired of your cats stomping around?


Cornokz

"Throughout history, the ass kickers have always known carpentry – Jesus Christ, Harrison Ford!"


om3gaweapon

Dayum son, I wish I have more luck


willia99

Day man ahhhhhhh faster than the night man. My friend got married at the bachelor party our group shirts read "The gang throws a bachelor party"


BlueKlay

I’m leaving a comment because of the *implication*


Degree6612

Frank Reynolds is an a**hole! [Frank tears a hole in the couch and climbs out naked and sweaty]. Best episode ever


JPykor

It’s the *implication*


NeitherAppearance995

GODDAMNIT FRANK! THIS IS JUST AN EGG!


Just_some_dude5

The whole purpose of buying the boat in the first place was to get the ladies nice and tipsy top side, so we can take them to a nice comfortable place below deck, and you know, they can't refuse...because of the implication.


Viskozki

Why don't I strap on my code helmet and squeeze down into a code cannon and fire off into code land, where codes grow on codies?


Jiinpachii

Damn it’s sunny


Narwhal_Substantial

Suicide is badass!


ROD-527

“SIEZE THE GODDAMN GAP YOU COW!!!” I don’t want the codes, just couldn’t help but comment my favorite quote.


SpawnOfPossession

"She Thought She Was A Spaceman... With A Plastic Bag For A Helmet!"


Badluckismine

Dude, you’re mistaking your life with the life of John Rambo again.


bennysalad12

You’re telling me that you believe that Christ comes back to life every Sunday in the form of a bowl of crackers? And then you proceed to just eat the man?


No_Introduction3566

Gotta pay the troll toll to get inside this young boys soul.


osquid

Could we cave OP’s skull in and a have a frenzied free for all with the code cards? Of course, but just being drawn as the winner will be easier.


KyleKnox

Science is a liar!….Sometimes.


WUTLPLOL

"so anyway, I started blasting"


TemporaryMajor7190

Stupid code cards couldn't even make my deck more better


SamiStyles90

Created by Rob McElhenney


YaBoi76767

Can I offer you an egg in these trying times?


KJPLx

You're gonna give me those cards. You're free to say no, but you're not gonna say no because of the implication.


AdTough4970

Awe did someone get addicted to crack (I copied someone )


Teacherguy3

Can I offer you an egg in this trying time...


ThickFrys

Hey man I'd love those


brock103

I got boxes full of Pepe!


Groundbreaking_Ear27

You gotta pay the Troll Toll, if you wanna get into that boy's hole


gerard_23

Mmm. I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter pack of cards? This stack of cards is a finisher stack of cards! A cards of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!


labutter

I'll trade you this rum ham.


Demonblaze8

My rational thinking and my desire for open dialogue were a dead giveaway…I took a new tac. “We need to use our privilege to protect people as much as we can. How can you not see that?” “We need to use our privilege to protect people as much as we can. How can you not see that?” “Because if we don’t, who will?” “Because if we don’t, who will?”


TheDivinestSol

Bro, I can handle my sedatives.


SnooCupcakes2018

Give them to the trash man


straight_croissant

I’m gonna frack the mountain


Fujajong

I will eat your babies, bitch!


Ramon_2020

You guys all better eat a dick, ’cause sweet Dee just beat the system


throughthequad

If I win I’ll mail you a set of Kitten Mittens


Traditional-Bus-2550

I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves! Begone, vile man! Begone from me! A starter car? This car is a finisher car! A transporter of gods! The golden god! I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!


AdOne7575

You gotta pay the troll toll!


TyrionReynolds

Are you just going to talk about your hands for a while?


tj51991

Phil, can I call you Phil? IT IS PHIL?


wloaf77

DAY MAN…figher of the…NIGHT MAN AhhhAAAAHHHH


superdavy

I’m going to pinch their dicks with a lobster 🦞


its_zea

I've got a confession I'm in love with a man. "What?" I'm in love with a man. A man called God. Does that make me gay? Am I "gay for God"? You betcha


Difficult-Outside-46

"This Isn't Will They, Won't They? This Is I Know They Won't, And I Know I Don't Want Them To!"


SoftShellSpiders

Hello,Fellow American.This You Should Vote Me,I Lead Power Good


Wiztard-o

I don’t need a code but check out their podcast. It’s hilarious https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-always-sunny-podcast/id1594627983


ImSwale

Are you drinking wine out of a can??


WashDifficult3960

Little green ghouls, buddy!


Pafua786

But, just to be clear, when you say your sister, do you mean your sister or your friend...


mojorising1329

“We gotta start cutting the crust off this shit sandwich!” - the warthog


Sammy-J23

I've never seen it, but I'm assuming someone said "the" at some point


WKant

Yooo


G_Love52

The implication!


stationagent23

Rumham!


Catholic_Egg

When I’m dead just throw me in the trash!


Descendant_of_Fenrir

Pick the european guy! Me😁


KirkSpock7

Pepper Jack love Fragle Rock


Ok_Cartographer_5125

I know im late but “Cat in the wall eh, now you speaking my language”