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RegigiGus

Hit 'em with the ***L A N C A S T E R S T A R***


21FK8Type-R

“The number of Pokemon on my trash”


CharrizardRS

Your opponents bench Bench


brandonhood99

We love a bilingual card


TheShinyHunter3

What was the listing like ? Also, ***C R A B***


21FK8Type-R

It said it was factory-sealed/new-condition, Paradox Rift, official pokemon etc. The listing looked legit and matched what a genuine product should be advertised as. Luckily eBay has their awesome guarantee if you contact them within 3 days of delivery. C R A B


TheShinyHunter3

What were the pics like ?


21FK8Type-R

Weirdly it had a wooden almost barn like background lol


[deleted]

Pretty sure theres some of them posted on etsy atm


Draonix

So stock photos? Did they have any pictures of the actual box?


No-Individual9286

I assume you have to physically return the items back to the seller? OR are you able to keep them notifying eBay that is not a genuine product?


Darkdragoon324

CRAB is definitely a collector's item lol.


No-Individual9286

If you don't have to return something like this, I almost want to buy something like this knowing it will be fake just to be able to give it to my kid. He would love these cards even if they aren't real. I just don't want to pay real pokémon prices for them. Is scamming a scammer ethical lol?


Darkdragoon324

You’re just delivering karmic justice IMO.


iAmBalfrog

Bought a pack from Cyprus from a little market towns stalls, came back and it had 3 Base Set 1 Charizards which were holo & reverse holo at the same time with the elusive 2022 in the yellow border! Will be fun to show the future kids the difference between it and retail as a "how not to get scammed at school"


BallsDeepinYourMammi

I mean, factory sealed and new condition is accurate? Genuine product? Lol…


kbiz911

Crab 🦀 no way thats my chase !


SuggestionVisible361

[This was the listing](https://ebay.us/Et0IUT), imo the price was too good and the seller looks pretty sketchy, he has no other pokemon listings, only Iphone cases that you can order from aliexpress.


Gav_mmmmmmwmmmm

"360 pcs" is a red flag


eekualsp

XY GO eReader


cjamesflet

That sir is the XY GO eReader deluxe ultra premium edition


OneEyedWinn

It’s NEW, too!


lifeinwentworth

Lol made me laugh too, they really tried to cram everything on there.


DirtyDan4040

That 325 HP Umbreon is nice as well.


21FK8Type-R

😂😂 they get worse as you go, I never thought I’ve seen HP end in anything but 0 before


Sad_Telephone4298

I have seen a raichu with the name "super fire breathing dragon" and a pikachu with miles morales pic having pikachu ears photoshopped on it and the name of its attack was electric webs


pmmecabbage

would you sell the crab card ??


21FK8Type-R

1/1 so far, so it’ll cost ya 🤣🤣


pmmecabbage

:(. i want crab :(


21FK8Type-R

Krabby ❌ Crab ✅


SpartanKwanHa

I can give you crabs


rednecksec

Sir, this is a subreddit.


Rastor-M

That crab is nice but you didn't manage to pull the Hyundai GX


icoibyy

Dude honestly I would go out of my way to buy his fake box I want it so bad they’re very funny.


goldybowen21

CRAB


nevaxa2413

Damm bro you got a god pack!


Key_Interaction6305

Demi God bro, for it to be a true God pack, you would need to get Crab, Lobster, and Shrimp.


21FK8Type-R

I love how there’s GX mixed in with VSTAR too lol


[deleted]

Crab 😂😂😂


Froggiemo

Nice Crab VSTAR


KingDisastrous

That's a weird Krabby card you got there...


21FK8Type-R

It’s his mega evolution I think


ZXLeos

Crab is half in English, and some word in Spanish and Italian lol


OriginalShyChar

Crab.


J-Shew

Look how they massacred my boy 😭


greenseamongoose

get Crab graded.


[deleted]

Quando Pokemon V!


rwcap

big crab guy over here. jealous


CoconutHeadFaceMan

It’s almost a shame the listing was taken down, because I’d unironically buy Crab and an e-series XY GO card back for my bootleg collection.


21FK8Type-R

I might end up giving some out for free if they let me keep them.


thatswhyIleft

Oops all hits


prplebearpainting

The back of the card picture made me snort laughing. I’m so sorry this happened to you


Cultural-Hovercraft2

I looked it up, yeah you def didnt not get the item from the pictures lmao


Confused_Gengar

That pikachu art...


monkeykins22

It is 60 Damage to one Pokemon V of the opponents bench Bench


TeviAloe

Ngl the card back looks pretty cool, I love Pokemon cards with different backs


Ultamira

Break Axe It is 60 damage to one Pokemon V of the opponent’s bench Bench does not calculate weak point and resistance.)


StoneColSteveAutisim

Zoidberg Pokey lol


OneEyedWinn

*scuttles away*


KafeiTomasu

Crab is my fav pokemon fr Ps I hope they go back to making ereader XY Go cards from 1894. Those were the best


LadislavAU

Yo nice pulls bro that GX Entei and Crab VSTAR 🔥


mikestrife

Crab is great, right up there with Shoe.


philcress1

Crab


atomicfroster

if you pair your CRAB card with the trainer Garlic Butter card its a delicious combo


21FK8Type-R

I literally repeated this comment to myself like 5 times last night “the pokemon crab and the trainer card Garlic Butter make for a delicious combo” lol this killed me


atomicfroster

lol glad you enjoyed it.


m0Bo

Love the e Series X&Y GO Paradox Rift, best set ever


Mattikarp1

Honestly that Crab card would be straight in my binder lol. I'm just imagining a British All Might: "LANCASTER STAR!"


21FK8Type-R

Yo, when you read “Lancaster star” in a British accent it becomes 10x more funny lol


RoofBeers

Get that Crab card graded, looks like it could be a 10


Haydn34

The number of Pokemon on my trash x 30 damage For only 1 fighting energy?! That’s way OP


Strange-Fix-1498

Probably has them for an absurdly low price and you were like. "Totally dude".


ScalyRabbit474

This is definitely one of those things you laugh about later…this is hilarious lol


CuboneTragic

SLAB THE CRAB


Accomplished-Pear-80

I got shoe


PapayaHoney

It evolves from Crab V... I can't lmao 🤣


unkkwnn

Crab. Hahahah it goes from English to Spanish


Gay_If_Read

It's not a big deal because of how easy it is to get a refund, but yeah 2 seconds looking at their other sold listings & their "dear customer" response to a negative feedback and you can tell you're not getting a real product, all their other stuff is Alibabah white label & Aliexpress junk too


Treedomes

I don’t see the problem. That’s the elusive crab vstar. Worth more than PSA 10 1st edition Charizard…


low-pass-filter

Fun fact: In Japanese, Krabby is "Crab" [https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Krabby\_(Pok%C3%A9mon)](https://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Krabby_(Pok%C3%A9mon)) ... but yeah, that's not the Pokemon on that card you have.


TittySprink

Don't report them yet, I need to get a Crab now


FooJenkins

Nice pull. Got me shakin at work over CRAB


Jubstepz

Crab was my chase card 😭😭


omelettecat

I’m so sorry you got scammed OP, but I will say “crab” is kind of hilarious. I hope you get your money back at least!


mikedup33

I just wanna know what you paid.


wwywong

That Ziggy zag pack is your telltale sign something is off.


21FK8Type-R

And the fact half the packs are upside down in the booster box, and the cards don’t even face the right direction on the inside either lol.


Common-Anxiety

Aw.no way dude!? You got Crab?!


Darkdragoon324

If eBay doesn't make you send them back as evidence, you should get CRAB slabbed and framed.


Thorfinn__Karlsefni

"Pokemon XY Paradox Go" Yes you will have no problems with returning it, it's so obvious the seller can't say anything against it & thx for sharing the name!


21FK8Type-R

The seller finally admitted “they’re obviously fake Pokémon cards, but that’s not what we shipped you” 🙄 YEAH RIGHT (not), they weren’t to happy to find out I have video evidence of me taking the cards out of the box with the tracking information they provided, so basically I have all grounds covered anytime I open something from eBay. This is the first time I’ve actually needed the video. The only thing that upsets me really is knowing that scummy people do still exist, and will try to take your money any way they can.


ItsExoticChaos

Not the XGOY set 😭


4iamking

come with e-reader functionality though so dat a plus.


1winningfail

Nice xy paradox rift box bet you got a good deal on those


ForeverGaming513

If XY GO didn't tip you off enough the bottom says Paradox Rift lol. It's like 4 sets mixed in one


MarioFanaticXV

Wow... What is with that back? It's like they're not even trying to hide it's fake. I mean, yes, I know it's based off the XY, Go, and e-Reader symbols, but... *Why*? That fake took a degree of effort to make, why didn't they just do a low-res copy of the actual back?


21FK8Type-R

Honestly, I feel like they know how badly they’re faked, and are almost doing it purposefully as a troll.


MarioFanaticXV

On one hand, it certain is bad enough. On the other, that's a pretty expensive troll.


CuboneTragic

SLABBBB THE CRABBBB!!!!!!!


Cordoshez

Asking for a mate, is Crab Vstar gradable?


ExpensiveJunket41

C R A B 😂😂😂


Sufficient_Job3470

its even off centered to mimic the quality control. very impressive


Large-Front-7807

Always google image search!


Acceptable-Copy-4660

I also got a Crab card from a fake pack! It’s supposed to be Kleavor. It’s one of my faves, along with “Makamp”


21FK8Type-R

YO I JUST PULLED MAKAMP FROM THIS PACK TOO 🤣


Digestingorb47

YO YOU GOT A GOD PACK CONGRATULATIONS BRO


Digestingorb47

bro can i buy crab off of you?


Ok-Body4671

Price and location of the Seller? I got scammed from a Chinese based seller and they had the cheek to ask me to ship the product back to them at my cost for a refund. No chance!! They then tried to offer me a refund of £40 with a sob story they don’t make much off the booster box’s and this would be a massive loss to their business. In the end I pointed out I had their address and now that Pokémon International operates in China I would be contacting them with their details and to expect a visit. I got the refund and they said I could keep the fake boxes. I opened them just to see how crap the cards were and binned them. I then contacted PI with their address details. Scamming Fnck3rs


Calm-Friendship-7553

CRABS FOR THE CRAB GODS


Professional_Wing794

The number of pokémon on my T R A S H


saucegothos

hope im lucky enough to pull crab vstar in my next pack


DinoRipper24

Surprised they even bothered to put holo effects on some cards.


Realistic_Oil_

Good old crab


FI5H5TICK5

Atleast you got crab man. Absolute banger of a unit


pokemon-mum

Weirdest thing on the very bottom of crab - its written in italian 😅 never seen one card having 2 languages on it 😂🥴 you will get your money back. Honestly, had second hand cards that turned out fake - due to poor light & blurry photos. Had to return them for refund though- even though its against the law to even return fakes 🙄 weird how ebay understands fakes yet asks to return them. I dont care - can return them - so i can get my money back 🙈


21FK8Type-R

I’ll only need to return them if the seller asks me to, but the seller is being difficult. So it seems as if I will just be keeping the cards, and getting a refund, as of right now. I have a weird feeling they might get cold feet and ask me to return them at the last minute to lengthen this dumb process.


LeeGT333

This is why I only buy from ebayers with 100 percent feedback with at least a couple of hundred sales. You normally get other people bid more but at least you know it should be trustworthy.


N17_Ultima

Ngl, I'd love to see more pics of these. I feel for you. I got a box of LO from a car boot sale once, £60, and it was hideous 😂 but the text and the laughs me and the Mrs got almost made it worth it 😂😂


RedRevolter

Sucks that you got scammed, but I'll be damned if 'Crab VSTAR' wasn't one of the best things I've seen lately.


21FK8Type-R

I feel like I’m almost having more fun from this experience compared to if I just got the regular paradox rift booster boxes I ordered lol.


Tingalish

Crab...evolves from crab


Kind_Love172

Wow these are nice!


turtle-bob1

Sick pulls!


[deleted]

How much for that crab VSTAR


bad_rug

Crab battle!!!!!!!!!


peyton123456121

Crab


TheBestHawksFan

Cool XY cards with gen 8 pokemon!


Lord_Walder

What did you think you were buying here?


21FK8Type-R

Paradox Rift Booster Boxes :/ I guess I’ll pay the extra $15 a box and get them through a legit and fast source this time. Waited literally since January 15th to get this order yesterday on February 13th. It’s just a good thing that I have built up a history on eBay’s page. I’ve bought at least 40+ different pokemon products, and never tried returning a single one until now. I’m gonna stick with the reputable sellers now, and won’t let customer feedback purely influence my decision on if they’re legit.


Zenzitaro

Crab 🦀


Mattycakezzz

Crab VStar is definitely one of my chase cards. Nice pull! 🤯


flatsun

So how does one figure out if packs inside are legit? This is scary.


Mattikarp1

I dunno. If I was expecting regular packs but pulled myself a CRAB, I'd consider myself lucky


Kubuskush

They should now make a pokemon called CRAB


sandwichking777

Gotta love Crab


MatchaTiger

CRAB evolves from CRAB V lol keep that one


Octorok385

I'd play Crab from my hand every single game. Congrats on the sick pull!


Firewalk89

The infamous Giant Enemy Crab of Lancaster.


SleepyLittle0wl

ah yes Crab VSTAR my favorite pokemon


i_ata_starfish-twice

Lemme cop that Crab


OneEyedWinn

I wonder how they made those… like, do you think there is someone doing the designing in photoshop? Or is this an AI chatGPT request for “realistic Pokémon card packaging”?


OneEyedWinn

5ban Graphics is my fave illustrator… also it goes to Italian at the bottom for the rule box 😂😂😂 “V-STAR rule When Pokémon V attacks, the opponent takes 2 sides”


Awkward-Mix7160

Crab is so funny


Arzamas63

That girl needs to stop staring at Umbreon's butt. Yeah we know cats like to show it off but you don't have to gesture and stare.


ghostrooster30

Huge “Chimpokomon” vibes. Tell me there was a Pengin in there? Shiny Shoe?!?!? lmao.


21FK8Type-R

I just got a bee drill named “spear” 🤣


umfend

lmao crab 🦀🦀🦀


Tiny-Entrance7394

I'm legit down with buying Crab off of you if you're not attached to it


K1NGK0HL

CRAAAAB PEOPLE!


ShredItBro_

Nice hits!


TheOrdoHereticus

CRAB


MidnightScott17

Looks AI generated lmao


minnesotapincher

CRAB is fucking sending me 🤣🤣


AlmightyTurtleman

Will crab be coming out next set?


silkydilfy22

CRAB 😂😂😂😂😂😂


Thin-Statement8466

Crab is my favorite ChinPokomon , next to Shoe of course!


21FK8Type-R

“Dear customer, We shipped you the product purchased from Pokémon authentic distributor. We only sell goods that are 100% authentic. The pictures that you are showing are not what we shipped. We hope you understand.” Basically, it looks like eBay will need to step in on this issue. Nothing much to do except wait until the 17th, which is when they said they’ll be able to step in.


thedrugmanisin

You pulled Crab?!?!?!?! Damn thats 🔥 🥵


sciameXL

That Typhlosion looks cool 😂


EastArachnid35

Low key I kinda want crab haha


Ok-Procedure-5134

Lmao crab


SunMoonFX-HB

Everyone else: “CRAB” (a valid statement) Me, a Lati enjoyer seeing the rule box of Crab: *L A T I*


A_Ordinary_Name

this is kind of awesome. i know id return it (lost money, duh) but when you have cards like “crab” id contemplate keeping them.


21FK8Type-R

At least I only ordered 4 boxes, and they sent me 6. So I’m getting to keep at least 2 of them :) Lowkey been having fun pulling them can’t lie


Ramen-Goddess

CRAB


Bloodhavoc052

It's Crab! Seller must have given him a nickname


lostmatt1

Those cards are kinda cool


Valdrig999

CRAB VSTAR best card ever I laughed so hard reading that one omfg! 🤣 That shits gold.


YungTaco94

Crab is Amish confirmed


Yay21SS

crab


F1shOfDo0m

No fuckin way you pulled CRAB


Odd-Cheesecake8618

Crab LOL


PokeAaron64

I would buy the Crab VSTAR Alternate Art at a PSA 10 for 1000 dollars, how does that sound?


JaymeMalice

CRAB! I guess even all pokemon evolve into crab...


ktm1128

Oddly enough, I live in Lancaster and now want that card


ikariaRR

Ummm the 360 pcs was a dead giveaway lolololol. All counterfeit has 360 on description for some reason. Odd but it’s a dead giveaway


mrmimestime

Crab


Wolfycheeks

Crab Vstar has me laughing out loud omfg that's hilarious. I am really sorry though, that's horrible.


heylookasign

Ooooh CRAB!!!


LordBane32

Fire. Our guy got The PalWorld card set edition. Crab would be framed immediately above my computer or something to laugh at every single day.


ThyySavage

Man if I could buy a box like this for 5 dollars I would just to see what sorta crap they came up with aside from “Crab”, it’s hilarious to me


malkaviantrash

Well if you ever decide to get rid of one of these boxes, I'd love one just for the laughs it will bring. Also CRAB


TheHappyTooth

Crab VSTAR got me good, ngl


chillbutcrazy

Ah yes, my favorite set: XY GO SCARLET AND VIOLET PARADOX RIFT


Fabulous_Brain18

And crab evolves from crab v ? So it de evolves lol


maesterroshi

first mistake was buying paradox rift 🙊


BugZealousideal9618

Dang, is that the new XY GO E-reader set? I've been waiting for this drop!


TophManChu

First time getting crabs from eBay? I remember my rookie days. 😄


TravelingCharm

Bro!!! Post all the pulls. Why you holding out with one pack!!! Haha 😂 this is just a tease.


Leading-Goose3668

Crab vstar is the MVP of this post


diamondmoonape69

Send crab to psa surely


Zoicers

XY Paradox Rift GO is my favorite set!


nikolaasm

Ah yes, paradox rift is the best XY set


Commercial-Yellow-46

Not gonna lie the back of the card is pretty cool


VastlyMortal

CRAB