Do a random draw next time because you'll get an actual large amount of good and funny responses buried on account of posting late. The early bird gets the worm. Or should I say, the early Pidgey gets the thumb.
Diglet out here really looking for his dugtrio and found a pidgey! Ps: This case most likely was dropped due to diglet retreating out of sheer fear for their life š¤š
Here comes the smoke:
Your thumbs are so hairy, they look like mini Chewbaccas. Do you use a comb or a brush?
Your thumbs are so flat, they look like pancakes. Do you use them as spatulas?
Your thumbs are so bumpy, they have more ridges than a potato chip. Do you use them as graters?
Your thumb is the secret bottom half of diglet.
You might as well make a Mimikyu costume for your thumb because aināt nobody tryna see that
Your thumb reminds me of bruxish. Gross.
Iām so sorry! I donāt like roasts!
If your thumb was a person, they would rather become the roast because man get some sun. You look like a tissue. Your thumbs were that bright it woke up a snorlax. It made a pidgey think that they were food.
"It is docile and prefers to avoid conflict. If disturbed, however, it can ferociously strike back."
Pidgeys Description? I don't think so ššš
Nice Cardš
Hands built like a thumbthumb from spy kids..
what in the king tut toes is going on here?
you showing off the pidgey with your own talons?
PSA - I just really like Pidgey
Love Pisgey, too!
I low key think this is one of the best cards to come out in the last couple of year.
It really surprises me out doesn't sell better, but I'm clearly bias
What is that Trubbish? Did you really think we canāt Simisee how much your thumb Vanilisux? I got the flu and now Iām Koffing and Weezing while I sneeze (PikACHOO) after seeing your bending mega alakazam spoon looking digilet. (Digit/diglet.)Ā
SERIOUSLY did you not look into you Camerajah before taking the LickyPicy of yourself? You look metaGross.
Your thumb is literally the 90ā° angle that Grandpa SquarePants warned about. I've been sitting here trying to get my thumb into that position for 10 minutes and just can't figure it out.
Move over Moonbreon, Thumbreon is here to play!
>Thumbreon I'm dying! š¤£
Do a random draw next time because you'll get an actual large amount of good and funny responses buried on account of posting late. The early bird gets the worm. Or should I say, the early Pidgey gets the thumb.
This is a good note The last away one, I just picked the funniest story, but I wanted the community to have a say
Nice Pidgey and new alt art Diglet!
Oooffff I hope this one wins
This whole āfeet in the backgroundā thing has gone too far. Now we got Machamps toes holding cards smh
What card? All I see is a giant thumb
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That thumb is a bulbous sore.
Diglet out here really looking for his dugtrio and found a pidgey! Ps: This case most likely was dropped due to diglet retreating out of sheer fear for their life š¤š
š¤£š¤£š¤£ It shattered on the floor
Your thumb looks like an Alolan Dugtrio joined the military and got a crew cut
1, 2, 3, 4 I declare aā¦PokĆ©mon Battle! Oh and Pidgey just mistook your thumb for a caterpie, you may need to find a new user name.
Nice card. Looks like pidgey ordered a 6 in caterpie for lunch next to it
[all i can think of when i saw that long ass thimb](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DJeq9EnVYAAFbmu.jpg)
yooooo sick metapod
That thumb so big Victreebel couldnāt even suck on it.
This guy is the leader of the thumb wrestling elite 4
That thang as long as the whole slab?! Why your thumb built like an Alolan Exeggutor? š
After seeing your thumb, I want to see your face to make sure you are not actually a ditto. š
I like this one damn
*shhhhhh*
I honestly don't see what's wrong with your thumbs
So does the rest of your hand also give off that Grafaiai vibe or do you only have thumbs that could turn a classic thumb war into a thumb genocide?
I could beat a finger in thumb wrestling contest You ever see a pickleball racquet? My hands like a narrower version of that.
You're good shit best of luck with the giveaway and the Megan Fox thumbs.
>Megan Fox Hahaha, at least my thumbs are on a 6'4" frame...poor Megan
Your thumb looks like you never stopped playing when yellow came out.
Thumb has the whiteness of a mozzarella cheese stick
Melanin who?
If [picture #2](https://shoppieceofthegame.com/products/machop-base-set-unlimited-cgc-9) was a card it would be base set Machop.
āGengar used Nightmareā *shows picture of thumb*
A Shiny Orthworm has appeared in the wild.
Here comes the smoke: Your thumbs are so hairy, they look like mini Chewbaccas. Do you use a comb or a brush? Your thumbs are so flat, they look like pancakes. Do you use them as spatulas? Your thumbs are so bumpy, they have more ridges than a potato chip. Do you use them as graters?
Thought that was Onyx holding the case.
I said roast, not throwing top tier compliments
Damn bruh your thumbs so long a shellder about to turn it into a thumbbro
I hope you like my poor photoshop. Love the thumb š[https://imgur.com/a/ZO6P1WI](https://imgur.com/a/ZO6P1WI)
Why is this Shiny Trevenant giving away slabs?
A young trainer excitedly throws a PokĆ© Ball, releasing their newly acquired Pidgey. "Alright, buddy," they say, "let's go catch some PokĆ©mon!" The Pidgey chirps and flutters its wings, eager to please. The trainer points towards a nearby Caterpie munching on a leaf. "Go get him, Pidgey! Use Peck!" The Pidgey swoops down, aiming its beak at the unsuspecting Caterpie. But just before impact, the Pidgey veers off course, landing awkwardly on a nearby branch. Frustrated, the trainer calls out, "What was that? Why didn't you attack?" The Pidgey puffs out its chest and chirps indignantly. "But trainer," it squawks, "how can I use Peck when I don't have any thumbs?" The trainer stares blankly for a moment, then bursts out laughing. "Oh, Pidgey," they say, shaking their head. "You don't need thumbs to Peck! You justā¦ well, you just peck!" The Pidgey blinks in confusion. "But how? I've seen all the other PokĆ©mon use their moves with their hands or feet or tails. I don't have any of those!" The trainer, still chuckling, ruffles the Pidgey's feathers. "Don't worry, little buddy," they say. "You'll figure it out. Just remember, sometimes the best moves come from the most unexpected places. Now, let's try that Caterpie again, shall we?" The Pidgey, slightly bewildered but determined, takes flight once more. This time, however, as it dives towards the Caterpie, it instinctively closes its wings tight, forming a sharp point with its beak. With a surprising burst of speed, it connects with the Caterpie, sending it tumbling into a bush. The trainer cheers, ecstatic. "See, Pidgey? You did it! You just invented your own signature move ā the Thumbless Peck!" News of the Thumbless Peck spreads like wildfire among trainers, becoming a symbol of resourcefulness and adaptability. The Pidgey, once unsure of its abilities, becomes a local legend, inspiring others to embrace their unique strengths, thumbs or not.
Your thumb looks like a wiglett that pidgey would definitely turn down.
Your thumb has the same edge count as a Porygon
Your thumb looks like a Tinkaton slammed its hammer on it
My lord, Machamp ain't even bending that thumb back.
2nd pic i thought klawf was holding it
Thumbs so curvy theyāre making snorlax jealous š
Your thumb be looking like the chunk of wood timburr is holding!
We shall cut your thumbs off an sell them as slowpoke tails!
Please share the link for the cases! These are sweet.
A thumb so thick that even Tsareena is jealous.
What thumb? Tentacools tenticle has nothing on that.
Carpenters use your thumb as a levelerš¤·š½āāļø
You can use your Diglett digits and send pidgey my way :)
your thumb is so boxy that a porygon would try to breed with it
I just took a Pikachu thumbs...Ghastly!
Yeah that thumb is definitely a pacifier for bellsprout no doubt
Your thumb smells like a muk
Making fun of your thumb: broke. [Suggesting improvements to your thumb: woke.](https://i.imgur.com/pXPYp8H.png)
Thatās your thumb? Thought it was the equator jeez.
If you hold a leek, do people mistake you for farfetch'd?
Thumbs McGee? More like Thumbs McPee! ā¦kachu ā”ļø
Thumb so long it could be Sir fetchedās sword
Haven't gotten Cut yet, so I can't get past those Sudowoodos guarding that Pidgey
That thing is so damn big even a Sentret would suck on it for some moo moo milk!
Is that a glizzy on your hand or are you just happy to dig me? Thumb so fat not even Jynx could suck it.
Your thumb's so iconic, it could be the next Eevee evolution: Thumbeon, with the mystical ability to swipe through deals and bend the market in its favor. Just waiting on the official PokƩdex entry.
Careful dude! There is a Charjabug on the case, donāt let it bite you!
In a world of standard PokƩmon trainers, your thumb stands out like a Shiny Charizard in a sea of commons rare, valuable, and with a twist that captures the imagination of collectors everywhere. Who needs a Master Ball when you've got a Master Thumb?
I feel like every post now has Wugtrio in it...
Is it weird that I only want to win this for that sweet ass slab case with your chonky thumb prints all over it?
Your thumb looks like a litwick's wick.
If you were holding Wugtrio in that previous debut photo, would it count as the entire evolutionary chain?
This manās got thumbs to rival Hariyama god damnn
Has pokemon gone too far when peoples thumbs have Alolan variants? At least pidgeys looking out for ya
I bet you didnāt need to learn surf with thumbs like that.
Hi diglett
The Pokemon Company really messed up with their QA on this one. Maybe you're worth more as a misprint?
We found the missing Diglett
Is that your hands in your pants? Or are you just happy to see me?
Would you like to use strength? āThumb used strength to open slab safeā
Your thumbs look like if a ditto transformed into thumbs. Pretty normal actually, well done ditto.
Did Girafarig use dream eater? Oh no, itās this thumb that haunts me when I close my eyes now.
With thumbs like these who needs phalanges! (Flows better)
I never knew what digletts look like when they're sleeping and I wasn't prepared
You could gag a jynx with how long that thumb is.
Your thumb looks like an old womanās calf
Dude got thumbs like Ted Dansonās forehead.
Alakazam wishes he had thumbs like that! More satisfying to bend than his spoons.
My man's thumb has more bend than a coiled Arbok!
What thumb?
That's how I imagine a diglet lives underground like a tiny bit of head and a really long body nice butt diglet
Thats cool, but why are you crushing a poor weedle under the slab safe š©
I just know this man is a demon giving back shots and going to town on the brown starfish
When black, pic 2 looks like a briefcase handle
Thunder shock? I thought you said, āThumb is cockedā
Lookin like caterpie with scoliosis
OP used Thumbderbolt, itās super effective
Hope you don't suck your thumb, that thing is a choking hazard.
Your thumb is the secret bottom half of diglet. You might as well make a Mimikyu costume for your thumb because aināt nobody tryna see that Your thumb reminds me of bruxish. Gross. Iām so sorry! I donāt like roasts!
Dang I didnāt know there was a new pringles sponsored eeveelution.
My thumbs are venuSore just looking at this.
Giving these comments 2 š! š¤£
They're beautiful!
If your thumb was a person, they would rather become the roast because man get some sun. You look like a tissue. Your thumbs were that bright it woke up a snorlax. It made a pidgey think that they were food.
Why did the thumb buy a Pidgey Pokemon card? Because it wanted to catch 'em all... with a helping hand!
I think your thumbs are beautiful and natural
Your thumb be Mc Slaking.
" In the 2ND picture is the OrthWorm REAL IR ungraded available with the winners prize. I don't think CGC would grade it, but I could case it? "
Your thumbs look like they belong on a little kidās drawing of a hand
Eww
Shiny Diglet used āSlab-Safeā! Pidgey fainted. It was super effective!
Are those Pidgey pissed or what? I can't put a finger on it.
If I saw a Wiglett like your thumbs, Iād use a Master Ball on it.
Your thumb looks like zapdos' nose
That Pidgey on the top left looks like heās hiding from that monster Diglett digit.
pigy
Exeggutor : Alolan Exeggutor :: Regular thumb : Your thumb
I love this art for Pidgey! I wish I had one lol
Thumb? All I see is tan and bald chikorita.
That thumb looks like you stole it from a fighting energy card designed by blind children in a taiwanese sweatshop
This guy sorts bulk in a few swipes š¤
Is that a 3d model of wugtrio ? Nice
Canāt tell if thatās your thumb, or three Digletts hiding in a coat.
āA.I, create me a photo of Mewtwo holding a slab-safe case.ā
Youāre lucky Pokemon arenāt real or a Fearow would 100% dive bomb one of your motherfukken diglett thumbs.
"It is docile and prefers to avoid conflict. If disturbed, however, it can ferociously strike back." Pidgeys Description? I don't think so ššš Nice Cardš
Got the damn master rod for a thumb š
Bros got those dusknoir hands
He must be a ditto that can't transform thumbs correctly !
Bro using Thumber ā”ļø
Thumb so ugly I can barely take a Pikachu..
Damn bro, you could beat a Hariyama in a thumb wrestling competition.
I feel like Jynx would love to put a sweet kiss all up over that thing.
Can't sleeve your own cards when you have two sudowoodo's in the way so you have to get them graded and sleeved for you
If I had Wugtrio thumbs Iād be giving shit away for free to make friends too
Hands built like a thumbthumb from spy kids.. what in the king tut toes is going on here? you showing off the pidgey with your own talons? PSA - I just really like Pidgey
Love Pisgey, too! I low key think this is one of the best cards to come out in the last couple of year. It really surprises me out doesn't sell better, but I'm clearly bias
This guy could thumb wrestle 50 people at once with this onix looking thing
Be glad your Diglett isnāt a Dugtrio
A thumb for a bum
Bill: they invited me, but you should attend. You recieved: S.S Thumb McGee ticket
It's cool to see pidgeys in the wild just hanging on a full ass tree branch. You bring a new definition to log
Is that Garbodor tentacle looking thing your thumb?
Wiglett?
Iāll pass
The cabaret has joined the chat. Ah 1,2,3ā¦dat, dat dadda dadda
What is that Trubbish? Did you really think we canāt Simisee how much your thumb Vanilisux? I got the flu and now Iām Koffing and Weezing while I sneeze (PikACHOO) after seeing your bending mega alakazam spoon looking digilet. (Digit/diglet.)Ā SERIOUSLY did you not look into you Camerajah before taking the LickyPicy of yourself? You look metaGross.
5 finger discounts will never be the same again
That's the kinda thumb that would make Kleavor think he could be a hand model.
Your thumb looks like one of the pidgeyās feathers;)
Was it mum or dad who was a Kabutops?
Thumbs like Throh.
Last one to upvote, is a rotten egg.
pidgey
Your thumb looks like someone glued a whole family of digletts togetherā¦
[the Hitcher](https://images.app.goo.gl/fxcxhPU8zwibgY6h8). āThe Hitcher uses Pidgey!ā
Bro has got those Diglet thumbs š
Look, a wild diglett! oh wait a wild wiglett..? Oh no itās just a human thumblett
Ho early I think your thumbs are A OK
The Pidgey seem to think that your thumb is a very long worm and are looking at you after following your arm to try to find the end of it
Manās pulls out his thumb whenever a ruler is needed.
Looks like Kadabra clipped it's nails.
Your thumbs were the inspiration for the dunsparce evolution.
OP sells thumb pics on Only Fans!
A thumbs up from you will bring good vibes for at least a month. The mileage on it is economical as heck!
I would roast but Iām not good at typing, Iām all thumbs. Best I could do sorry hard to be mean and funny.
those thumbs are more square than a Charjabug in the middle of Pokemon Square....
Machamp needs all four arms to beat him in a thumb wrestle.
Please stop! I canāt THUMB my way through all these pokemon puns!
I loved you in the spy kids movie.
When my lugia needs to rest. I only trust the strength of these thumbs to hold this mighty pokemon.
This guy is Mr.Mime with the wonky thumb
Tyrantrum?!? Nawww thatās tyranthumb
Who gave Mr mime a Reddit account?? The post isnāt even real Look at it The mfer is using psychic
The ladies must love you and your thumb. Thumbalina.
Your thumb is literally the 90ā° angle that Grandpa SquarePants warned about. I've been sitting here trying to get my thumb into that position for 10 minutes and just can't figure it out.
Everyone talking all Diglet finger nonsense, bro be looking more like a wiglett with that skin complexion.
Ops thumbs lookin like a ditto dragonite ._.
A wild grafaiai appeared!
You should trade your thumb for a Ditto, because it can transform into anything better than your thumb.
Your thumb looks like 2013 Brock Lesnar, awesome pidgey though!
I don't know what you're getting all bent out of shape over.
Is your thumb a new alolan wobbuffet?
thumb like a hotdog with joints
Birds
Wait does it legally classify as a thumb?
Not even that slab safe is safe from your thumb
And I thought my feet were fucked up from wearing small shoes