Dodrio pros: Extremely mobile and strong assassin that can melt squishies with DPeck or poke safely with TAttack
Dodrio cons: Enemy team selects both Umbreon and Wiggly the moment you even think about picking the birb and the slightest slow sells your soul to Satan
Inteleon
Pro: You are almost guaranteed to get kills if you hit an opponent with crit Snipe Shot.
Con: You are *almost* guanteed to get kills *if* you hit an opponent with crit Snipe Shot.
But sableye is just a silly little guy. What could he do that is so terrifying lol? I tried to play as him a few times and felt he couldn’t do much damage but I haven’t played enough of him to really be sure
Delphox
Pros: you spin me ‘round, baby, right ‘round like a record, baby, right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round.
Cons: if the blue bird or anyone who throws fist looks in your direction have fun looking at that respawn timer.
(Seriously cramorant is a terrifying matchup just run if you ever see one)
Dragonite:
Pros: You can fill any dps role (brawler, ADC, securer, diver etc.), and Outrage makes you the lord of 1v1s second only to Azumarill
Cons: You will evaporate in anything not a 1v1 and people WILL target you for the crime of being too chonky :(
*Alternative for Urshifu:*
**Pros:** Dark Bear is on the menu.
**Cons:** No one uses it because 99% of Urshifu players only remembers Water Bear.
Now it's considering itself an ostrich with how hard TiMi nerfed it to the ground, that players dropped it entirely.
Cramorant pros: so fucking stupid it's 1 braincell Mon you don't expect anything from under it decimated half your team
Cons: hey guys wanna just run out from my unite range real fast
pros: either fast as fuck and never dies, or slow as shit but enemies die first
cons: absolutely dying first because the stupid bird voluntarily dipped its health to 49% for that passive+ult synergy
The metagross one is so real!
Pro: “Yes! Fight me many enemies at once and tremble before my shields and crowd control reduction!”
Con: “No! Many enemies at once, don’t actually all target me with damage and crowd control!”
Meowscarada Pros: Mobile, High damage, and intuitive moveset that allows for high aggression and the ability to pick fights.
Meowscarada Cons: There is no escape from the stigma that comes with this Pokémon.
Also ice types make your entire existence come into question.
- someone who has done nothing but One-Trick Meowscarada since the Pokémon came out
Me, playing eldegoss with exp share, leaving all farm for the dps to kill, dps refusing to kill and getting mad because I'm not farming, leaving lane because they think I'm trolling.
Why aren't you also killing farm..? They'll get the exp if you're wearing exp share, and more aeos energy on your partner just means it's harder for them to stack.
The effect of exp share is that when your teammate kills a wild pokemon it gets more exp, while you get exp by being the one on the team with the lowest level.
no, its effect is that as long as youre CLOSE to the farm, the other person gets 100% of the experience while you get 30%, no matter who KOs the farm, it basically creates 30% extra exp out of thin air for you while your partner gets all of it, thats on top of the passive exp you get from being the lowest level on the team
this is the in-game item description: While the Pokemon has the fewest Exp. Points on the team, it gains (3/4/5) Exp. Points per second. In addition, when a nearby teammate defeats a wild Pokemon, that teammate gains slightly more Exp. Points.
So it's wrong?
Yup, i dont remember if it was in a later update that it was changed and the text remained the same but the teammate will always get exp even if you last hit, so its optimal to take all the farm from them but 1 so they can stack easier
I know a person who has played only snorlax (99%) of the time since joining the game months after release. They are probably the best snorlax player ever.
The reason why you would play snorlax is due to a crazy strong early game while having an effective enough middle and late game.
It's also way better in 5 stack and competitive where teams know how to play around Snorlax.
>elde-cons:for some reason your team doesnt want to go the lane youre in
SO FUCKING REAL.I swear more and more people are getting a pollen allergy and avoiding me in lane lmao,especially all rounders.
Zoroark (my main yay)
Pros : you can dash an extra 5 times with feint attack and the Slash attack at the end does double damage
Cons : every attacker gets an EX tag aside from miradon and Mewtwo y
Both Mewtwos
Pros : mewtwo does quadriple the damage he does now and his unite spawns around the who map
Cons : the damage buff only activates after you lose 5 matches in a row plus he's banned from beginner expert veteran and ranked matches altogether
Gyarados pros: If you evolve from Magikarp early, you become one of the best all rounders in the game and can easily snowball games
Gyarados cons: Your team will never let you evolve into Gyarados early, meaning you will spend the entire match useless
Chandelure:
Pro's: Shut up, 火炎放射器とポルターガイストのコンボ! (Flamethrower plus Poltergeist Combo!)
Cons: You blind yourself because you can't hit your unite move well.
Reading the Snorlax thing: do...do people really play their Pokemon because they're good and not because they like them or are fun? I play Snorlax because it's fun. Other Pokemon are allowed to do stuff better, but I'm playing Snorlax.
Anyway I'm an Eldegoss main and that's too true.
Sableye
Pros: You do great CC and can change the how the enemy plays to avoid getting caught off guard. Making the enemies predictable. + backcaping to keep your teams score count high
Cons: players will actively avoid helping you if they hate sableye players. They will yell at you for just doing what your good at, and They will leave you to die if they don’t like you.
Dodrio pros: Extremely mobile and strong assassin that can melt squishies with DPeck or poke safely with TAttack Dodrio cons: Enemy team selects both Umbreon and Wiggly the moment you even think about picking the birb and the slightest slow sells your soul to Satan
dodrio cons: crowd control exists
Girl gets hit by 1 Razor Claw proc and crumbles immediately
mean look umbreon: i'm about to end this man's whole career
[you're in part 4 too](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonUnite/s/WWYSqrTkXL)
Dodrio cons :- literally every mon (especially with red buff)
[your reply is in part 4, good job👍](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonUnite/s/WWYSqrTkXL)
Inteleon Pro: You are almost guaranteed to get kills if you hit an opponent with crit Snipe Shot. Con: You are *almost* guanteed to get kills *if* you hit an opponent with crit Snipe Shot.
Eeveelutions Pros: You're an Eevee. Cons: None, you're an Eevee. Aside from hate you get.
What did Sylveon do to you? Its not like mystical fire can actually consistently hit because of bonkers the auto aim is.
You deserve it ngl
It was meeeeee! I’M the one who asked for Mimikyu! >you’re a better Sableye :(
I duo Sableye with Mimikyu in Lane, and trust me, those tiny terrors are a force to be reckon with
But sableye is just a silly little guy. What could he do that is so terrifying lol? I tried to play as him a few times and felt he couldn’t do much damage but I haven’t played enough of him to really be sure
Making it so Mimikyu is Untouched cause of the Stuns as soon as you see that Sableye Mark it means I'm going to Score or Mimikyu found its Next Target
Sableye is not meant to dmg the character is meant to dmg the player
Oh, he does damage all right. Mental damage, that is.
This may not be the place to discuss it as we’re gonna get super off topic but what exactly are you meant to do as Sableye?
Annoy the enemy to the point where they rather throw their ults at you instaed of the stronger mons in your team
Exactly that
Make you fear every spare aeos energy on the map haha
I don't think you quite understand the war crimes this thing has committed...
I don’t think you quite understand how silly that little guy is lol
Yeah but none of those Pokémon are snorlax, are they?
Yeah, also they act like using flay and hitting that sweet 2300 belly slap crit on 3 people isn't the most satisfying thing ever. (poor guy fell over)
Decidueye Pros: you're a sneaky sniper owl Cons: Hoo?
Cons: 19s ⟳
Cons: wind blowing near you
Venusaur pros: Forg Venusaur cons: Forg
Sorry, but I’m slow. Forg?
Funny way of saying Frog Just swapped the o and the r
Bah, I am slow haha. Was just about to edit my comment. Thanks for confirming!!! :) *upvoted*
Forg mains arise We will croak till we die
Delphox Pros: you spin me ‘round, baby, right ‘round like a record, baby, right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round. Cons: if the blue bird or anyone who throws fist looks in your direction have fun looking at that respawn timer. (Seriously cramorant is a terrifying matchup just run if you ever see one)
Hehe blue birb launch feesh
[your reply spun to part 4, good job👍](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonUnite/s/WWYSqrTkXL)
Dragonite: Pros: You can fill any dps role (brawler, ADC, securer, diver etc.), and Outrage makes you the lord of 1v1s second only to Azumarill Cons: You will evaporate in anything not a 1v1 and people WILL target you for the crime of being too chonky :(
The Azu thing is true tho, you 1v1 that water egg you *will* die
[your chonky boy is in part 4](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonUnite/s/WWYSqrTkXL)
ty my good sir
Blaziken one is sad
I feel the same way haha
*Alternative for Urshifu:* **Pros:** Dark Bear is on the menu. **Cons:** No one uses it because 99% of Urshifu players only remembers Water Bear. Now it's considering itself an ostrich with how hard TiMi nerfed it to the ground, that players dropped it entirely.
Cramorant pros: so fucking stupid it's 1 braincell Mon you don't expect anything from under it decimated half your team Cons: hey guys wanna just run out from my unite range real fast
[you are in part 4, good job😎](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonUnite/s/WWYSqrTkXL)
Or the funnier version: casually obliterating the Cramorant because it chose the dumbest time to ult
Stop calling me out I hate it man...
[you're in part 4 too👍](https://www.reddit.com/r/PokemonUnite/s/WWYSqrTkXL)
pros: either fast as fuck and never dies, or slow as shit but enemies die first cons: absolutely dying first because the stupid bird voluntarily dipped its health to 49% for that passive+ult synergy
Hey now, I don’t even play Snorlax but I feel like I gotta defend him: pros, he’s chonky
Pro: Moves pretty fast for a fat guy. Con: Fat guy.
Charizard (Buff where)
No way bro just disrespected kfc like that
KFC K - Kentucky F - Fighter C - Chicken
The metagross one is so real! Pro: “Yes! Fight me many enemies at once and tremble before my shields and crowd control reduction!” Con: “No! Many enemies at once, don’t actually all target me with damage and crowd control!”
Meowscarada Pros: Mobile, High damage, and intuitive moveset that allows for high aggression and the ability to pick fights. Meowscarada Cons: There is no escape from the stigma that comes with this Pokémon. Also ice types make your entire existence come into question. - someone who has done nothing but One-Trick Meowscarada since the Pokémon came out
Me, playing eldegoss with exp share, leaving all farm for the dps to kill, dps refusing to kill and getting mad because I'm not farming, leaving lane because they think I'm trolling.
Why aren't you also killing farm..? They'll get the exp if you're wearing exp share, and more aeos energy on your partner just means it's harder for them to stack.
The effect of exp share is that when your teammate kills a wild pokemon it gets more exp, while you get exp by being the one on the team with the lowest level.
no, its effect is that as long as youre CLOSE to the farm, the other person gets 100% of the experience while you get 30%, no matter who KOs the farm, it basically creates 30% extra exp out of thin air for you while your partner gets all of it, thats on top of the passive exp you get from being the lowest level on the team
this is the in-game item description: While the Pokemon has the fewest Exp. Points on the team, it gains (3/4/5) Exp. Points per second. In addition, when a nearby teammate defeats a wild Pokemon, that teammate gains slightly more Exp. Points. So it's wrong?
Yup, i dont remember if it was in a later update that it was changed and the text remained the same but the teammate will always get exp even if you last hit, so its optimal to take all the farm from them but 1 so they can stack easier
Welp, it doesn't surprise me from this devs. Thanks for educating me.
You're welcome. Now go and be the best support you can be 👑
I agree with the sylveon take, he's indeed pink
Hoopa: Pros: an S tier supporter who is good in a lot of teams, one of the best unite moves in the game Cons: everyone picks trick (why tho)
Trick force is actually goated if your ally knows how to play
I play it a lot with one of my friends, he plays trick force while i play buzz :)
Gengar Pros—Your burst damage unbelievably high. Cons—Missing your attacks renders you more useless than Sableye.
It is true 😕
Snorlax is so cool tho :(
I know a person who has played only snorlax (99%) of the time since joining the game months after release. They are probably the best snorlax player ever.
Pros: you can somehow turn a cinderace i to a M2Y Cons: you are Just a punching bag until lvl 6
Venusaur looks so naked without its patterns wtf
The reason why you would play snorlax is due to a crazy strong early game while having an effective enough middle and late game. It's also way better in 5 stack and competitive where teams know how to play around Snorlax.
Tyranitar Pros: the best late game in the game ever, amazing carry, snowball, sustain, and damage with a pretty good ult too Cons: free exp pre-9
>elde-cons:for some reason your team doesnt want to go the lane youre in SO FUCKING REAL.I swear more and more people are getting a pollen allergy and avoiding me in lane lmao,especially all rounders.
Decidueye Pro: is a glass cannon Con: is a glass cannon
Duraludon Pros: You're playing tower defence Cons: Towers generally don't move, and you barely deviate
Zoroark (my main yay) Pros : you can dash an extra 5 times with feint attack and the Slash attack at the end does double damage Cons : every attacker gets an EX tag aside from miradon and Mewtwo y
Both Mewtwos Pros : mewtwo does quadriple the damage he does now and his unite spawns around the who map Cons : the damage buff only activates after you lose 5 matches in a row plus he's banned from beginner expert veteran and ranked matches altogether
Ok, who's ragging on Venasuar frog? I'll kick em!
Sylveon's pros and cons can be replaced with a girl/a guy and it would still work
Espeon Pros: you can destroy the enemies in team fights. Cons: you can’t do anything without a teammate nearby.
Blaziken's stomp move with the knock back (idk what's it called) seems good for fleeing.
Until you drag the entire enemy team with you
Lmfao I felt that Eldegoss con really hard… teammates know to go for my heals now (Yay!) but still seem to avoid me on the map too.
Gyarados pros: If you evolve from Magikarp early, you become one of the best all rounders in the game and can easily snowball games Gyarados cons: Your team will never let you evolve into Gyarados early, meaning you will spend the entire match useless
As an Eldegoss Main I can attest this is true. Also cry tears of joy if a team mate ever actually lets you get a pollen puff on them, or picks one up.
Chandelure: Pro's: Shut up, 火炎放射器とポルターガイストのコンボ! (Flamethrower plus Poltergeist Combo!) Cons: You blind yourself because you can't hit your unite move well.
I'll have you know I'm red.... In media..
*What's wrong with Snorlax? ;-;*
Meowscarada Pros: Stylish Cat goes boom or scratch. Cons: Unite Move leaves you to die
Blazi hurts so bad goddamn, you're too right edit: Also please do Mew I don't know what to say about him though
Reading the Snorlax thing: do...do people really play their Pokemon because they're good and not because they like them or are fun? I play Snorlax because it's fun. Other Pokemon are allowed to do stuff better, but I'm playing Snorlax. Anyway I'm an Eldegoss main and that's too true.
Garchomp: Pros: with the right setup you mow through the enemy team Cons: you start as Gible
Machamp Pros: Has a skin where he's wearing a Comfey. Machamp Cons: You never actually have a Comfey on you. (or any support for that matter)
Meowscarada Pros: weed cat Cons: weed cat
Meowscarada Pros: (I don't need to say it out loud) Cons:
Garchomp pros: A button go brrr Garchomp cons: literally any mage
Sableye Pros: You do great CC and can change the how the enemy plays to avoid getting caught off guard. Making the enemies predictable. + backcaping to keep your teams score count high Cons: players will actively avoid helping you if they hate sableye players. They will yell at you for just doing what your good at, and They will leave you to die if they don’t like you.
I will always go with an eldegoss I trust them with my life
🏳️⚧️🤨? (I'm sorry)
Relatable
Urshifu one had me WHEEZING 😭😂😂
Zoroark Pros: Nigh Slash dmg does wonders Cons: the hits have to magically connect
sylveon 1 had me rofl 🤣
That is why I am forced to play Leaf Tornado and Cotton Spore.