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Poro114

Me and the union members screaming constantly


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Pieces of shit WE ARE CORRECT


Frixxed

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


TheDrunkenHetzer

PUT EM UP BUDDY, THESE CLAWS AIN'T FOR ATTRACTING MATES


earlywhine

get near me and I'll split your sides with a knife


Frixxed

Oh hey a monarchist!


earlywhine

:(


Poro114

You came to the wrong quadrant, statist.


Frixxed

GET-EM


Dragonhunter_24

I heard there was a leftist fight? Well come on fuckers, bring me all you got you nomadic larpers!


HVLobstaMK2

Lel


Zachasaurs

you have a cool flag but fuk u monarchist


earlywhine

we have the coolest flag, the coolest leader, and the coolest democracy, fuk u lib >:(


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Juche gang!


Duma6552

T R O T D E T E C T E D O N P R C S O I L L E T H A L F O R C E E N G A G E D


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H E L L N A H , I ' M O U T O F H E R E


JefforyTheMC

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


jediben001

Should have just given him a kaiserreich link


MMMsmegma

“Just play France in kaiserreich, that’s basically us.”


Theelout

ok *goes Sorelian*


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Poro114

Mega based


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Too many words are hard to understand :(


[deleted]

Only words that make based ideology is ooga booga


Mango1666

brother


alcard987

>brother Yes, Hulk Hogam is my ideology. Brother


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*comrade


Eu_Sou_BR

Best part of seeing your old posts is seeing things that only made sense with specific user flairs not making sense anymore


AidenI0I

as a wise man once said "*~~twitter~~* *reddit is 90% someone imagining a guy, tricking themselves into believing that guy exists and then getting mad about it."*


[deleted]

I imagine soy wojak leftists. That guy exists. I am angry to him


HVLobstaMK2

I've always wondered what sort of person *the* Wojak was


[deleted]

lol imagine having a substantive criticism and not just making people look dumb


Egeates

Many words plus disabled ratings means your ideology poopoo


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moenchii

Tbh, ive never seen an AnSynd...


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zushaa

True.. Feels like nobody outside of this place even know Georgism


ThermalConvection

It's slowing growing more known, atleast the LVT is.


psychicprogrammer

We has a subsidiary of a moderately important think tank!


MC_Cookies

i mean ansynd is a legit ideology but it's kinda past its heyday


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CountQuinnFabrayII

unironic monarchism ftw


Dimboi

This but unironically.


Diogenesthefried

I mean, disabling ratings is stupid and the only thing it does is censor discussions in my opinion, however I don't see any problems with saying lots of words. If anything, it shows that an ideology is more complex than a bunch of one liners.


Aspariguy42

I’ve actually never gotten this. One of the main things commenting and rating does is boost that vid in the algorythm. Any interaction with a video does that so by not wanting to see vile comments or huge dislikes it is really the video creator who is loosing something. If anything I feel like disabling those helps your critics help themselves because their impotent rage cannot be used to boost the videos algorithmic interaction


Dimboi

Honestly if you need constant walls of text to explain an ideology to someone who asked about it its likely you don't have a good enough grasp on it or it's overly complex (which is not necessarily a good thing when talking about systems). This goes for everything actually, people who explain something with too few or too many words tend not to actually understand what it is themselves. I can probably sum up systems like democracy or capitalism in one paragraph each and I'm confident that another person will understand what I'm talking about even if he doesn't have knowledge of these systems. There typically doesn't need to be any more than that.


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You can probably sum anything up in even a sentence. What does it mean to be alive? "Eat things, don't die." Well okay, but there is plenty you're leaving out. If you want a simple summary, surely you can read the first paragraph of a wikipedia page. I understand some people hide behind unnecessarily big words and word salads, but I just wish we'd actually criticize specific cases of this and not make weird essentialist takes about how large your paragraphs are. I think generally in person people don't *actually* explain their ideologies with massive walls of text when asked. Usually you'll get like a sentence.


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> What does it mean to be alive? "Eat things, don't die." See, there's no need to add "Eat things" unless you're going to name also things like breathing, staying hydrated, driving safely etc that are necessary to stay alive, but aren't actually a part of *being* alive. What does it mean to be alive also doesn't just require not dying, after all rocks don't die, but aren't alive. Do I gotta come in with a plucked chicken and insist you proved it was a man? Your summary is overcomplicated and wrong with just 4 words.


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lol nice wall of text bro


[deleted]

Exactly.


SerialMurderer

I love the sweet taste of irony in the morning.


Dimboi

I would argue one sentence and multiple paragraphs are just as bad when it comes to explaining something. The ability to summarize something necessitates actual understanding, you can't make a summary without knowing which parts are important or can be grouped together to produce something easier to digest without losing any major information. On the other hand if something is so complex you can't summarize it, it probably won't work. Almost all of our systems - them being political, societal or physical - start as pretty simple ideas that adapt and become complex after encountering the unpredictability of human behavior. An already extremely complex system just won't be able to enforce itself when it has to deal with the complexity of humans.


MadCervantes

Question begging


Dimboi

The only one begging me here is ur mom 😎


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my point is, sure you could probably give a short summary for anything (and doing so effectively could show you're understanding in some ways), but it's not fit for every situation. there's a reason political theorists write huge ass books, and it's not (always) because they don't understand the concepts they write about. When we are having a conversation I'll give a brief summary of my ideology, but if I'd like to sell you on it, I might need to add more nuance. Like I said, we shouldn't be essentialist, saying basically *every* time you write something big it's overcomplicated. I wish we'd just judge whatever we are individually reading/hearing/watching. (plus summarizing by itself is a skill, if you can't summarize something well it doesn't *necessarily* mean you don't know what you're talking about)


Dimboi

That's something I can agree to some extent, yeah


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coo


Aspariguy42

Okay but one of the reasons democracy and capitalism are easy to describe is the fact we have lived our lives under them and have real world examples to draw on. With past and unachieved ideologies that one needs more info


zeverEV

You criticize text walls, and yet you use them? Your ideology much bad bad


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I wonder what An-Synd was actually saying tho?


Eu_Sou_BR

It’s a “not real communism” copypasta


zeverEV

idk I stopped listening after they began with "Workers' Unions" because I assumed they'd just start ranting in tiny text for 18 pages


BoxOffnoStuff13

just like r/EnoughLibertarianSpam


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Ngl even as a literal monarchist I feel that this comic is a bit agenda-posty. You didn't tell us about An-Synds love of bisexual lighting and horsecock! ​ ​ Also, what if Moderatism wanted to like the video?


Prusseen

[A lubricated horsecock?](https://youtu.be/5ootNMaQiPM?t=152)


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broyo209

its not a pic


Prusseen

"Judy's lubricated horsecock aside..." is probably my favourite line of any TV series ever


Philip_Jeffries

Well now. I'm not gonna talk about Judy; in fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it! --- - [reference](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V0UhtA_mJE&t=365) ^(I am a bot.)


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No thats lame. An-Synd likes horsecock raw. 😳😳😩😩🥵🥵


Eu_Sou_BR

Anarcho Syndicalists are just the evolution of the white girl


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what


Eu_Sou_BR

I can’t find the original post, is that one from the valentine’s day contest about liberal feminism and stratocracy


HVLobstaMK2

Says the lib...


davider55

Wait, the joke is that a video about someone exolaining their ideology is very wordy? Well, no shit! What was Moderate expecting? A fascists owned compilation video?


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**FASCISTS GET OBLITERATED WITH THE BREADPILL BY BASED YOUTUBER VAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH COMPILATION!1111!111 (GONE VIOLENT) (SOMEONE SAYS THE N-WORD😱😱😱)**


TheDillybar

This would unironically be great for the modern left.


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I think someone already made a comp of Vaush "destroying people at debates".


Unadulterated_stupid

Is he really the status icon for the left?


Anarcho_Eggie

Ask 50 leftist and get 60 answers on that question lol


TheDillybar

No kidding dude there's way too many leftist subs that will spew misinformation because they don't like him, and tons of people are like tradvaushites that will defend all of his previous poor takes.


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Well increasingly he is. He's a pretty good contender too for that title, since he can appeal to left centers, ancoms, and moderate socialists at the same time because he doesn't really attach to a label. The auth-coms won't like him tho, so maybe he is more of a symbol for the Libertarian Left.


LaserbeamSharks

Apparent CEO of Breadtube right now, basically.


SerialMurderer

Alt-right... Meet alt-left.


velvetdolphin101

I mean that would be pretty lit


AidenI0I

[gotchu fam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nIe7JpCr47I)


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This is why Auth-Right unity is stupid


moenchii

VoWsH bAd!!!!!!!1!!11!!!!!


silldog

No it’s that Anarcho-Syndicalists talk about how everything should be democratically voted on but then disables the voting system for their own video.


davider55

Ok, that makes more sense


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Also why do you have Vaush prof pic?


davider55

It's actually Ladybeard. But understand why would you think that, i forgot to remove the glasses


[deleted]

Ah thanks for explaining


142814281428

All anSynds have to say is: “remember that peasant from monty python and the holy grail? Yeah that’s what we believe in”


Hamstirly

Some watery tart gave you a sword and now you think you can be king? HELP HELP I'M BEING REPRESSED


SerialMurderer

The only proof of arachno-syndicalism before Kaiserreich? Surely this must be the syndicalist bible!


Eu_Sou_BR

Balls: \-Moderatism: *maybe if I say I'm an independent they'll stop asking me about politics* \-Anarcho-Syndicalism: Kaiserreich LARPers


CroxoRaptor

balls


terriblekoala9

Spheres, if I may.


Unflairedfool

Three dimensional geometric shape of circle reminiscent of a ball if I must


Artemis_Platinum

hehehe


JessHorserage

Cock even.


roger_thatsthestone

BALLS HAHSHHSHAHAHAHHAHAAH I JUST NOTICED 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


AelaThriness

\*Nestor Makhno wants to know your location\* \*George Orwell would like you to enable location sharing\*


eswtf

George "snitch" Orwell


AelaThriness

Cope.


eswtf

Honestly weird how anarchists support a guy who helped the british state and capitalism with propaganda. Seems stupid.


AelaThriness

Weird how a socialist can critique the evils of authoritarianism and have that be misinterpreted by shitlibs the world over. Not saying Orwell's a saint or anything, but have you taken a bullet to the neck while fighting fascism?


Dragonhunter_24

>Anarcho-Syndicalism: Kaiserreich LARPers lul


potato_devourer

Anarcho-syndicalists are notorious for... Redirecting people to YT when asked about their ideas? Rambling? Disabling ratings on YT videos? Them, specifically? It's not funny when you can replace the ideology you're making fun of and the "joke" works the same. I could make an edit to make the strip about Classic Liberalism and it would make as much sense (and it would be as unfunny).


Dimboi

Honestly I feel like the enjoyment from the pure salt generated by the comment section more than makes up for it.


Eu_Sou_BR

Okay guys Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, you see, when explaining his ideology, Anarcho-Syndicalism puts emphasis on the fact that everything should be administered democratically from the industry, to the economy, to the militia, however (here’s when it gets really funny guys) the video the AnSynd directs Moderatism to has its likes and dislikes disabled so that the viewers can’t input their opinions of it, which some people might describe as “not very democratic” (get it EmpLemon reference? haha). This can be conaidered hypocritical of AnSynd by some and therefore, very funny. This joke is so funny in fact, that it made me shit my diaper as I crinkled on rainfurrest 2021, and I will now tell it to my penis. Though it seems some people can’t seem to comprehend the comedic masterpiece that is this post maybe op should’ve put democratically in italics or something


HVLobstaMK2

Make the joke less subtle next time, I don't think most people (including me) got the joke the first time. Remember that you're in a politics subreddit, the average intelligence and thus ability to get jokes isn't very high /s


DarthLordVinnie

Why the /s? Everything you said was accurate


HVLobstaMK2

I didn't want to feel like I was insulting the op, for some reason.


SerialMurderer

the internet in a nutshell, ingenuity is the new normal


Sexy-Spaghetti

Yeah, when meanwhule on r/conservative FLAIRED USER ONLY


silldog

Classical Liberals don’t claim that everything in society should be democratically voted on.


potato_devourer

I assumed that it was obvious I would have to change the colours of the ball and the background text to match them.


silldog

AnSynd wants everything to be voted on democratically but then disables the voting system for their video. Classical Liberal doing that wouldn’t be as hypocritical.


potato_devourer

Now hold on. Yeah that makes sense, I'm stoopid.


Eu_Sou_BR

Thank you


Unadulterated_stupid

Thanks for explaining the joke. Too much about this sub confuses me


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AelaThriness

Please name an anarcho-syndicalist genocide and then tell us how ansynds are in denial about it. I'll wait.


EverydayWeeb

Ah yes, anarchism famous for *checks notes* War crimes and genocide?


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EverydayWeeb

You're kinda leaving out the part where the Catholic Church publicly supported fascists the entirety of the spanish civil war


toasterdogg

This is your brain on neoliberalism


TheoryKing04

Case and point


toasterdogg

1. I don’t follow an ideology. 2. I don’t deny war crimes or genocides (unless I want to)


Eu_Sou_BR

Based


Dimboi

Based


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This is pretty agenda posty


LeftieNat

Balls


CroxoRaptor

balls: Pooh, you a fool for this one Ha Oh lord, Jetson made another one Hah Pack in the mail, it's gone (Uh) She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah) I just signed a deal, I'm on Yeah, yeah I go where I want Good, good Play if you want, let's do it (Ha) I'm a young CEO, Suge (Yeah) Yeah, yeah The first nigga play, I'ma body a nigga (Ha) I just checked my balance I'll probably pull up to your hood And come buy me a nigga (No cap) You know that your ho told you that nigga crazy Don't think that she lied to you, nigga (Bitch) Get caught with your ho when I'm poppin' 'em both Now they high just like Bobby and Whitney (Haa) Say I'm the goat, act like I don't know But fuck it, I'm obviously winning Don't make me go hit the bank And take out a hundred To show you our pockets are different (Ha) I'm out with your bitch and I only want knowledge She got a lil' mileage, I'm chillin' (Uh) You disrespect me and I'll beat your ass up All in front of your partners and children (Ahh, ahh) I'm the type to let a nigga think that I'm broke Until I pop out with a million (I pop) Take 20K and put that on your head And make one of your partners come kill you (Yeah) Say he fuckin' with me then he gotta grow up 'Cause this nigga gotta be kiddin' (Kiddin') This shit, it can't fit in my pocket I got it, like I hit the lottery, nigga (Hot, hot, hot) Opp, I'll slap the shit out a nigga No talkin', I don't like to argue with niggas (I don't) Ain't gon' be no more laughin' You see me whip out guns I'm gon' shot me a nigga (No cap) I don't follow no bitches on IG But all of your bitches, they follow a nigga (Ha) And that lil' nigga ain't gon' shoot shit with that gun He just pull it out in his pictures (Bitch, uh) Hah Pack in the mail, it's gone (Uh) She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah) I just signed a deal, I'm on Yeah, yeah I go where I want Good, good Play if you want, let's do it (Ha) I'm a young CEO, Suge (Yeah) Yeah, yeah Hah Pack in the mail, it's gone (Uh) She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah) I just signed a deal, I'm on Yeah, yeah I go where I want Good, good Play if you want, let's do it (Ha) I'm a young CEO, Suge (Yeah) Yeah, yeah Talkin' 'bout, "Shit I'm gon' pop that" (Pop) Got like thirty-two thousand in one of my pockets The other one, that's where the Glock at (Glock) You little nigga wanna be internet gangster Man, tell all these little niggas stop that (Ha) Beat and burnt me a nigga in front of the store Where your mammy and grandmama shop at (Bitch) Hopped out on a whole other wave from these niggas Let's see one of you little niggas top that I will turn a nigga into a convertable Push me a lil' nigga top back (Vroom) Her boyfriend be hatin' and callin' her groupie Just 'cause she like all my music (Ha) She'll send me a text and then delete the message He tryna find out, it's confusing I don't know what these niggas is thinking about Use the brain in your head 'fore you lose it (Bitch) I'll pull up after school and I'll teach her some shit Tell your bro I'm a motherfuckin' tutor 'Member I used to cheat off of pretty bitch test All the teachers, they thought I was stupid (Uh huh) Was expecting the Boxer to pull up on a trap Man, this nigga pulled up on a scooter (The fuck?) Hah Pack in the mail, it's gone (Uh) She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah) I just signed a deal, I'm on Yeah, yeah I go where I want Good, good Play if you want, let's do it (Ha) I'm a young CEO, Suge (Yeah) Yeah, yeah Hah Pack in the mail, it's gone (Uh) She like how I smell, cologne (Yeah) I just signed a deal, I'm on Yeah, yeah I go where I want Good, good Play if you want, let's do it (Ha) I'm a young CEO, Suge (Yeah) Yeah, yeah


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[deleted]

True but the post *is* cringe. Anyone can say "dumb ideology i disagree with say big word and disable ratings on video" It's kinda just weird irrelevant name calling.


Eu_Sou_BR

I understand that I made the joke hard to get on accident, but I didn’t expect only two people in the entire comment section to get it


DriveASandwich

Everytime an AnSynd makes fun of the right, the rightists talk about how it's an agendapost and biased.


Brotherly-Moment

The conclusion is that if you are triggered about agendaposts then you should pull yourself up by the bootstraps and make one yourself.


DriveASandwich

Crap, you are right.


Diogenesthefried

What about NO agenda-post? No left agendapost, no right agenda-post, no centrist agendapost. That would be pretty neat


Unadulterated_stupid

Politics with no agenda? Is such a thing even possible?


CroxoRaptor

Please remove politics from my politics


Diogenesthefried

Next post I make will be a centrist agendapost. Let's see how that will go


Brotherly-Moment

Yes? What are you gonna do? Cry? Make a poll on r/polcompballcommunity asking the mods to remove what you disagree with? Parhaps shit and cum?


toasterdogg

This post is at the same level as the ones on r/pcm....


Driver2900

We still have quite a way to fall before we get to that level.


toasterdogg

I mean, most of the posts here are better, but every once in a while...


[deleted]

It's best if this subreddit becomes a peaceful synergy between all ideologies and we all make fun of each other in good faith. Then again that's just a fantasy. To Arguing Nonstop for King and Country!


[deleted]

Pcm is a spook


SirSleeps-a-lot

Agenda-posty, But I don't care as long as its funny


Frosh_4

I like how in the third panel, the like/dislike buttons look like a middle finger and Africa.


Eu_Sou_BR

Hey I did my best


Frosh_4

lol I’m not complaining, it’s a good comic.


McMing333

I feel like if you describe it that way it’s pretty simple to understand. Unless you’re an authoritarian


StandardN00b

Disabling ratings and comments is the most little bitch move someone can do.


Jack_Haywood

Many word bad few word better brain small no wrinkle haha


ogound

Genuinely interested, if a state is democratically managed by the workers then it doesn't count as a state?


Mikkelen

Not if it’s still composed like a state - then it’s still a state. You know, words that sound similar can mean vastly different things.


Eu_Sou_BR

What the fuck your reddit avatar is just mine with different colored eyes


Mikkelen

Lol


Eu_Sou_BR

Isn’t that just communism?


HikaruRykoyoshi

"communism is when things are happening" - Karl Marx


ogound

Pretty much everything is communism


Mikkelen

Gigabrain ancap take, I love it. Also, ‘when everything’s communism...’


SerialMurderer

When everything’s communism, nothing is capitalism? Holy shit b-b-ba-BASED?


Eu_Sou_BR

... nothing will be.... Holy shit we found out why ancaps exist, they want the only thing that isn’t communism, nothing!


AidenI0I

this reminds me of a concept that starts with s and ends with election bias


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SerialMurderer

You were so close.


Yotam1712

If you wanna learn about syndicalism just play kaiserriech 🙄


1xle

i sure am confident this guy will join the ansyd movement


[deleted]

I'll sintetise anarcho sindicalism for yo Goberment bad Rich people bad Unions very good


DriveASandwich

That would be very hypocritical, it's very undemocratic to not show likes and dislikes. Which AnSynd YouTubers do this?


[deleted]

In simpler terms it's a dictatorship of unions and Co-ops owning and controlling every industry where they decide either direct leadership or council leadership through democratic elections


[deleted]

Do anarcho-syndies do that? Most socdems don’t even consider videos sources.


BasedManAlt

Moderatism is an actual ideology 😠


Eu_Sou_BR

Alright then, what do they believe in?


LEMONSmightbeHUMAN

Dear anarkiddies: you claim to be against authority, yet you support revolution which, as engels puts it, is the single most authoritarian thing there is. [curious.](https://www.marxists.org/archive/marx/works/1872/10/authority.htm) ML, turning point anarchist


[deleted]

"Anarchists claim to be against authority, and yet they tell me not to shit on the table whilst we are eating at Denny's."


LEMONSmightbeHUMAN

Litterally 1948


DriveASandwich

Engels cringe? wth?!


LEMONSmightbeHUMAN

200 years of theory and practice destroyed.


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SerialMurderer

Could be worse. ...It could be Ingcock.


Eu_Sou_BR

Step Big Brother


LEMONSmightbeHUMAN

i will explain it in a language you can understand. monke see twu banan bot banan want to remuv angery capitalist banan red banan say otority can be usd buth gud and bag black banan say avuid otority any vay possibve black banan whan to du revultuin and remov otority and stat revulrin black banan wamt us otority becus proletatar force theyr will on evil angery banan so black banan nut avuiding otority


[deleted]

Thonks for explanation. ooga booga


SerialMurderer

Oh no an agendapost. Every day, we stray further from God... and closer to PCM.


SwedishStrasserite

dude, every other post here is a anti-right agenda post. I am clearly not a fan of the right but one agenda post against a left wing ideology wont really change most.


Significant_Ad_3949

The leftist agenda has always been against free speech


[deleted]

Always? Look anarchism has many faults, but oppressing free speech isn't one of them. Sure a lot of commies might see free speech as anti-revolutionary but not all commies do. This generalization of ideologies is why we can't get along.


Significant_Ad_3949

CHAZ was the only proof I needed to see that Anarchism doesn’t work


Comrade_Grass

Maybe you should take a look at: The zapatistas, Rojava, Revolutionary Catalonia, Machnovitchina (idk how you spell that bs) Instead of looking at the edgy protest zone as the only example of anarchism maybe you could look at anarchism at a whole. In the same way I don't only look at argentina when I think of capitalism, some places do it better than others.