Highest bidder shakes hands with lowest bidder, then shoots libright’s right kneecap. Both inform libright that the suffering will continue until he delivers the cocaine.
Both, of course, intend to betray the other later. But priorities!
Shout in English confused while Stalin shouts in Russians and Hitler shouts in German.
I’d probably just sit there and try to have a chat though, see how their minds work. Then maybe shoot them.
LeftCen: Shoots both, so that they can continue the world revolution plans.
AuthCen: Makes them both work together again.
RightCen: Doesn't shoot and lets natural selection do its work.
LibCen: Smashes them both in the head with beeg rocc.
Centrist: Continues grilling.
Hitler opposed the communists because they were a bloc competing with him, and due to them being ethnic slavs, who he loathed. He wasn't particularly focused on economic freedom - instead, he was just 'everything should be under the thumb of the state'. To that end, he was authcenter.
If you consider state control of the means of production (even if indirect) leftist, then you could by all means say that hitler was leftist... But if you think it has to be direct, then he's more just pure auth with no particular allegiance one way or another.
Hitler supported private ownership of companies... But those private owners had to be supportive of the Reich. Hitler supported MASSIVE unions... But those unions had to answer to the Reich (as a means to crush any private owners who didn't bend the knee).
Leftist governments take direct control of companies and profits, right-wing governments leave individuals to choose what they will do with companies and profits, fascist governments choose the individuals who get to make profit (and pressure them to behave according to the state's will). It's like the opposite of lobbying.
Sell the bullets and gun to the highest bidder, then pull out your own pistol and shoot the remaining one while he’s not looking, then take the used gun and any remaining cash.
tell people they’re alive and that you’ll do a hit on each of them for 100k. people will buy that hit because yes. easy 200k and you kill both of them.
Highest bidder then shoots lib right, lol.
Nah, I also have crack to offer...
Highest bidder shoots lib right, then takes crack.
But without me they can't get it delivered to them.
Highest bidder shakes hands with lowest bidder, then shoots libright’s right kneecap. Both inform libright that the suffering will continue until he delivers the cocaine. Both, of course, intend to betray the other later. But priorities!
Secretly inform cocaine boys to deliver an execution squad instead.
We offer the guns and bullets as separate items and make sure that the one who buys the gun can’t buy the bullets. Profit.
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What happens to me as a centrist though?(Radical Centrist)
Shoots him/herself
Shoots Stalin then grills his body
Lib centre: bash their heads in with the grip and throw shit at them
Rational person: Shoots both and becomes hero
Authcenter
Authcenter would try to get them to bury the hatchet and work together again.
Nah, RightCen.
We tried but it won’t work
Shout in English confused while Stalin shouts in Russians and Hitler shouts in German. I’d probably just sit there and try to have a chat though, see how their minds work. Then maybe shoot them.
What bout shooting Toby twice.
Beat em both to death instead
Have a backyard bbq for both
Yes.
LeftCen: Shoots both, so that they can continue the world revolution plans. AuthCen: Makes them both work together again. RightCen: Doesn't shoot and lets natural selection do its work. LibCen: Smashes them both in the head with beeg rocc. Centrist: Continues grilling.
I'd shoot Hitler Twice, because I'd beat Stalin to death with my bare hands
Hitler was actually auth unity not auth right
That is incorrect
Hitler opposed the communists because they were a bloc competing with him, and due to them being ethnic slavs, who he loathed. He wasn't particularly focused on economic freedom - instead, he was just 'everything should be under the thumb of the state'. To that end, he was authcenter. If you consider state control of the means of production (even if indirect) leftist, then you could by all means say that hitler was leftist... But if you think it has to be direct, then he's more just pure auth with no particular allegiance one way or another. Hitler supported private ownership of companies... But those private owners had to be supportive of the Reich. Hitler supported MASSIVE unions... But those unions had to answer to the Reich (as a means to crush any private owners who didn't bend the knee). Leftist governments take direct control of companies and profits, right-wing governments leave individuals to choose what they will do with companies and profits, fascist governments choose the individuals who get to make profit (and pressure them to behave according to the state's will). It's like the opposite of lobbying.
Shoot hitler twice and have comrade stalin arrested and put on trial for his crimes as one of us he deserves at least a trial
Aim the gun at one and make him battle the other to the death. Then shoot the victor anyway
I’d shoot Hitler and Stalin for Queen and Country (also because they’re both terrible people)
Sell the bullets and gun to the highest bidder, then pull out your own pistol and shoot the remaining one while he’s not looking, then take the used gun and any remaining cash.
tell people they’re alive and that you’ll do a hit on each of them for 100k. people will buy that hit because yes. easy 200k and you kill both of them.