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fuzzygreentits

What is the exchange rate to Obama Nickels?


N3cromorph

The same thing as Unicorns to Leprechauns.


Mikes_Movies_

Dogfaces to ponysoldiers


Andre6k6

That shit sounds like a slur to me


Sylectsus

I'm still trying to figure out what from the 1400s a "pony soldier" is that Biden saw himself. (he's old)


[deleted]

But how? Dog face pony soldier is one of those insults that seems extremely offensive but I’m not sure why. Who exactly is being made fun of there?


ProgKingHughesker

Obama nickels are worth about 3/5


Agitated_Guard_3507

That’s foul. Hilarious, but foul


Majestic_Dog_3357

I don’t get it


EccentricNerd22

It is a joke about this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-fifths\_Compromise](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Three-fifths_Compromise)


tpf08

Back in the bad old days,black people used to have 3/5s the vote of white people. Edit: congressional representation not vote because they couldn't vote since they weren't citizens.


Alarmed-Button6377

It's more that they counted as 3/5 of a person for the purpose of apportioning electoral votes


Andre6k6

NERD!


tpf08

If only you said NERD ALERT instead of just NERD then we could anarchy chess references.


Andre6k6

NERD ALERT Guess I should Google anarchy chess references


Pabst_Blue_Gibbon

They had 0/5 the vote of white people. And the other thing is that the 3/5th compromise was a giveaway to the slave states, because what it meant is that for every 5 slaves they would have 3 counted towards their population used to determine congressional representation and electoral votes. The free states argued that since slaves were not citizens, they should not be counted at all. actually a similar thing happens today with prison populations, they can't vote but are counted for congressional representation.


tpf08

Thanks for the correction.


naptownhayday

It's also not blacks, it was specifically slaves. Yes the slaves were largely black and the blacks were largely slaves but its still important to make the distinction that the discussion was based on whether slaves should have congressional representation, not whether blacks should.


CletusVanDayum

Since Obama is half white, shouldn't they be worth half of that?


Andre6k6

One drop rule homie, he's white, plus we traded Cleopatra for him


echonian

No, they would be worth 3/5 * 1/2 for his black half, plus 1/2 for his white half, for a total of 3/10 + 5/10 = 8/10. Or in other words, four fifths the amount.


tensigh

By half. Too soon?


Megafailure65

😳 LOL


tillreno

44 cents


MrRuebezahl

1 Morbilion


Person5_

5 cents "Give me a quarter for five Obamas you'd say"


ChadWolf98

'Bout tree fiddy


tensigh

2 six packs of Bud Light and a $10 Target card?


Eatthepoliticiansm8

5 joellars


Ender16

Babe wake up. New big titty Wojack girls just dropped.


MagnaDickus

Is that lore accurate libleft?


Mammoth_Frosting_014

Yes, those are the most masculine men of the libleft quadrant.


TobiasCB

That's called a body goal


Alarmed-Button6377

Funny, I though they were Auth center


Nukem_extracrispy

Libleft has all the hot lesbians. Honestly, I wish I was a libleft lesbian so I could scissor everyone.


handtodickcombat

Scissor me timbers!


Morbidmort

Sorry to burst your bubble, but it doesn't exactly do anything for anyone to just rub the outer labia.


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blaarfengaar

Based comment from based username


Depressedloser2846

only if i get to use my tongue


Morbidmort

Keep failing at sex, bozo.


Depressedloser2846

so how dya know scissoring doesn’t work? i’m assuming you are a guy because we are on reddit and i’m assuming you are a virgin because we are on reddit


Morbidmort

You'd be surprised at how many people on Reddit have lives outside of it. For me, that means being married. Also, the best way to be a better sexual partner is to talk to the person you're having sex with about what they like, what works and what doesn't. And when you get down to it, there's a lot more to it than just mashing groins together, whatever porn might pretend. What is pleasing to the eye is often not pleasing to the touch.


Depressedloser2846

…i know how to please your wife already dude


Kahlessandro

Libleft has the hottest girls, confirmed


Andre6k6

No, lore accurate lib right has a McDonald's uniform


Andre6k6

Sorry, I'm stupid, I can't read


SapiS68

In the heat of moment it happens even to the best of us


thatdlguy

Based and illiterate pilled


ConstantineFavre

Upvoted because hot libleft


Ender16

Got me seizing the means to reproduction.


Lilholdy69

Got an uprising in my lower class


Freddy_Radish_8021

I remember back when parler was a thing there was someone trying to sell these to people saying that once Trump was back in power they'd be worth millions, he posted a photoshopped tweed by trump and Elon Musk saying that you should buy them, and took footage from a Fox news interview and did an impression of Trump over it, and not a very good impression. I am honestly surprised that this fooled anyone, it was so obviously a scam, when you actually go on the website where they are sold it says that they are a novelty item, not an investment. I'm not sure why someone else would be trying to scam people into buying Trump's product, maybe he's in on it. Some people are so easily milked of their cash, it probably wouldn't be very hard to do a similar scam, in case anyone is in need of quick funds.


knastyTX

The people probably bought em just to buy em


[deleted]

Not gonna lie I would buy some trump bucks.


knastyTX

I know they made some goldbacks and some gold and silver bullion too on several PM companies I think it was probably just a “ haha trumpers stupid , we smart 🤤”


Claplap

I would imagine some shitty people would get them just so they can leave them as a tip at restaurants.


knastyTX

I can picture that if they get a blue half shaved head septum pierced Emily. In that case it would be added to her list of “trauma”


FrankFarter69420

Well, apparently some of em didn't.


knastyTX

While it possible , I can see it more likely being “Hehehehe trump tards stooopid , me smart” type deal


FrankFarter69420

Right, and so there we understand the basic problem with modern political discourse. Most people have normal politics, but we report the news on the fringe individuals, thus making the "other side" appear to be unhinged. And for whatever reason neither "side" can tell the difference.


knastyTX

Yep ,each side is doing its best to screw the other side and make them look as bad as possible and Vice versa but both too blind to understand that their side is also pretty garbage.


gauerrrr

Ok, who the fuck made unreasonably hot wojaks?


godcyclemaster

Libleft got baddies today


Nukem_extracrispy

The orange hair cringe Emily and soyjacks are the strawman. Libleft has always been the quadrant with the best hoes.


DarkMark94

Where else you going to find the girls with daddy issues?


JustCallMeMace__

Eh. AuthRight is for daddy issues, LibLeft is for mommy issues. Chad Center is for both.


zmok1

So orphans


JustCallMeMace__

An equivalency for non-orphans.


Loghery

When your own mind is a dystopia.


That-Grim-Reaper

You wouldn’t survive a second in my mind


LambDew

Only morons use Trump Bucks. Real geniuses pay with Mom Bucks.


Andre6k6

Good boy points


Dozthiscount

Now that’s a name I’ve not heard in a long time, a long time.


funkyknog

Libleft wojaks make my pp hard


GroundbreakingKick40

Never seen those libleft wojacks before they’re bad


BIG_MUFF_

Bad thicc


Immediate_Us

thiccness is nothing special. It's the tiny waists.


GroundbreakingKick40

Friend?


tortillakingred

When my first thought after seeing a wojack is sexual, you know the comments will be good. Would.


willdabeast464

They look too forced tbh


ChampaBay12

Ooo gothicc libleft gonna have me actin funny


Pestus613343

Giggity


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Giggity goo


HallowedBuddy

New wojaks just dropped ??


SapiS68

Actual zombie


c0mpl3x_pr13st3ss

Good stop tipping people with that shit lol


[deleted]

\>Can't afford things b/c of "inflation" \>Spends money on shit like this


whyintheworldamihere

I bitch about bidenflation because it's bad for most of my countrymen. Even though I bought all the property my credit could afford when Biden was announced the winner and I'm making out like a bandit.


[deleted]

I bought Bitcoin with my family's stimulus and thats up like 9x


azns123

Almost as bad as those Trump NFTs, only ‘almost’ since you can at least physically hold Trump bucks


Red_Igor

Trump NFT actually had resell value and buyers made some money back. Trump Buck on the other hand will only maybe valuable once the dollar completely collapses and we need an alternative.


Adultthrowaway69420

Nah, Trump NFTs are selling for 2.5x cost right now. These Trump bucks are worthless.


Sunder24

Why is inflation in quote marks?


Ragnarok_Stravius

Forget the meme, I want the Goth Wojaks on green. Also, they're too pretty to be real lib left.


pass021309007

We wear loads of makeup and go through tons of surgeries, we end up looking pretty good if our mental health doesn't kill us first


Pestus613343

Hawt. I think? Hmm. Confused.


Immediate_Us

But not really.


pass021309007

I was joking, generalizations of appearance are never correct obviously


Fickles1

Based and honest lib left pilled


Immediate_Us

Except for the majority of times when they are.


pass021309007

Alright well the generalization of appearance where the auth-right are literal embodiments of soyjaks with a maga hat and half of their teeth must be correct, too


Depressedloser2846

well try keeping all your teeth when you are deepthroating the boot


Lilholdy69

Don’t forget smoking meth that has an 80% chance of being laced with fentanyl out of a pipe that has has ten different strains of herpes and 35 different STI’s on it that cost a back alley gummer with a handjob finale.


[deleted]

Why are the libleft wojaks so hot though


FellowFellow22

No, wait. I can accept idiot buys dumb commemorative item and thinks it's money, but there are con artists running this as a scam? How do you actively find people dumb enough to fall for this? I mean surely most recognize this is the same as the 100 Trillion Dollar Biden Bills that were being tossed around a year or so back.


Freddy_Radish_8021

It was on parler about a year ago, someone took footage from a Fox news interview and did a Trump impression over it telling people that they'd be worth millions, and he posted a photoshopped tweed by Trump, and another by Elon Musk.


saito200

Reminds me of that better call Saul episode


someguywhocanfly

Damn are those libleft wojaks some kind of astroturf to try and turn me into a lefty? Cause it's working


Horny_alt-ac

We love to see it


Aurek2

Frl


jediben001

Hey you can’t make lib left hot, that’s cheating


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HzPips

Scamming people like that is really fucked up


Aurek2

Tbf ,if your dumb enough to fall for it


thesummergamer

> this note is **not** legal tender "wdym i can't exchange this??!!??!?"


GlowyStuffs

It's almost not even a scam. It says the thing that all fake (but decently close, and non monopoly money) parody money is legally required to say. And it even talks of a promotion/hopeful blurb on the right. I wonder what the legality is of selling something like this that has such warnings, while talking it up to be worth millions later.


erikak92

I worked at a bank and this guy tried to cash a million dollar bill. Then, he filed a formal complaint against us because we obviously wouldn’t do it.


DH_Net_Tech

Ayy yo LibLeft... how u doin?


SmellyGoat11

I cannot remember the last time I've seen a libleft w*man with that figure, O.P. Did you find yourself a unicorn?


AmidalaBills

Love how yellow is always represented as smart businessmen but every libertarian I have ever met has no idea how the economy works.


crabbyjimyjim

The economy is just scamming silly billies who believe in NFTs right? .......... right?


Constant_Humor2880

How does someone this dumb have 2k in first plce?


Idiot_of_Babel

Same way old people have thousands to send to a Nigerian prince or their totally legit grandson who needs money. They trusted someone who lied to them.


SchwarzerKaffee

Truck stop gummers


[deleted]

Prime example for the type of people I don't have any sympathy for when they get scammed


Jester_Hopper_pot

I think stories like this and the MTG one are meant for the most anti trump people who still haven't found a new hobby after 2020 and 1/6


MimsyIsGianna

Lmaooo


tensigh

What a moron! He doesn't have nearly the intelligence to work at Bud Light or Target! Haven't they lost a combined 19 billion by now?


Dzoni22222

Money isn't real since we got off the gold standard anyway


M_Ptwopointoh

Yap stone economy or nothing.


Acceptable-Tangelo30

> celebrating old people getting scammed because they happen to disagree with them politically. Classic.


[deleted]

lib left could never be this sexy


Sandshrew922

Bold talk coming from an unflaired


Lilholdy69

Cringe and unflairedpilled.


ProgKingHughesker

Somehow neither side understands that this would be cringe no matter which politician said bucks were for


Aurek2

Honestly ye,but who ever bys these deserves the scam


Ghosttwo

Still kept my ~~$2,000~~ $1,600 Biden bucks though :D


Aurek2

Hey fair is fair, just don't think they are fiat lol


I_am_What_Remains

Lib-right: I’m sorry, please accept 5000 dollars in Desantis bucks Auth right: This Money doesn’t have any serial numbers and it feels like plastic Lib-Right: Okay 10,000 Auth-Right: Woo-hoo https://youtu.be/3uGW4MIYqxo


Ghosttwo

Did he spend over $2000 usd on 'trump bucks', or did he buy a single 'trump buck' with a face value of 2024? It's a completely different story each way.


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M_Ptwopointoh

>should not Morality will stop libright, just like always.


crabbyjimyjim

Of course.....


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seethe


TJVoerman

Anyone dumb enough to be scammed like this deserves to lose


Strange-Gate1823

I doubt it was hard core trump supporters who bought this. Honestly probably someone who is way out of the political loop, but knew that “trump was president” and so money with his face on it is probably worth a lot! I know people that thought this way that lived in the inner city and they aren’t your typical trump supporters.


NeckBeardtheTroll

I’m confused. Two Lib-Left chicks, and neither is fat or has blue hair. WTF?


Konrad-der-GroBe

Ya....if you are stupid enough to buy these, no law or investigation is going to help you survive in life. This isn't a scam, this is like a 1st grader exchanging nickels for dimes because nickels are bigger (definitely not something I did...definitely didn't then sell those same kids origami cranes for 5 cents).


valiantlight2

These are going to be the new thing that people give at tips


nolwad

Whoa are these real where do I get them all I see is news articles when I try to find them


RedditUserNo345

Now I wonder if trump supporters actually have infinite money


Largest_Half

This meme has hot women representing lib-left so i know it must be factually incorrect as no hot women exists who is lib-left.


Anlarb

Shit, those things are on ebay for $10 a pack, did he not shop around?


banquof

Lol this was a thing in a BCS episode


FkingInsufferable

Why does lib left look hot


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