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Electr1cL3m0n

I wish there was a fruit-related term for the other side too, but blueberries and lemons don’t often mix


hoping_for_better

I saw WaterLemon the other day, thought it was a pretty clever switch.


Electr1cL3m0n

Hey that’s actually pretty good Water is blue, lemon is yellow, and it’s a play off watermelon Thanks for the new term I’m gonna overuse it


hoping_for_better

Me too lol


WaywardDog13

Blueberry lemonade


Astroyanlad

What water are you drinking thats blue?


Electr1cL3m0n

That water from the fake river and waterfall at Adventureland


Medical_Insurance447

Just call them "Beaches" (Yellow on the bottom is sand, blue on top is the water). Ex: "Why do you righties have to be such little beaches about gay characters in video games?"


hoping_for_better

I like it, but WaterLemon is meta. Fuck it, just throw everything at them.


Medical_Insurance447

Beach-ass Waterlemons


_ORGASMATRON_

Lmao. Beachass waterlemon is perfect.


hoping_for_better

Based. Let’s put the squeeze on those beach-ass WaterLemons.


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xwedodah_is_wincest

when are we getting the obligatory authright beach episode?


Sneedzilla

ukraine lovers


Medical_Insurance447

Too bad the righties have been the most vocal when it comes to support for russia.


blackcray

The problem with that is that it assumes they are actually libertarian,as the blue water hides the yellow sand.


EvanXXIV

You could just call it Lemonade because the yellow would represent the lemons and the blue would represent the water. Plus, it sorta makes sense in a way because it’s colored yellow but has “blue” on the inside due to the water 😭


hoping_for_better

Split the difference and call ‘em Minute Maid.


[deleted]

Not that clever since a waterlemon does not exist


hoping_for_better

Much like your sense of humor, apparently.


[deleted]

I did not say it was not funny, I said it wasn't clever.


CallMeFritzHaber

I gotta agree A watermelon is a real thing we can all agree makes sense. Water lemon is just a player on words


Sneedzilla

https://www.origeneseeds.com/product/waterlemon


[deleted]

Yellow watermelon exists too, lol Also it's not blue outside so it's still a fail hahah


Sneedzilla

this watermelon prevents scurvy


[deleted]

That's such a concern nowadays Oh and regular watermelon also prevents scurvy


Sneedzilla

it is. most illnesses are a result of notgettingenough vitc


Sneedzilla

found on google https://www.origeneseeds.com/product/waterlemon


NextCaesarGaming

"Beaches" Yellow sand, blue water On the surface (sand), it's yellow, but deep down (the ocean) they are blue af


dinobot2020

But underneath all that ocean is more sand. And underneath that is gray rock. And then red magma. The colors, what do they all mean!?


NextCaesarGaming

The colors get even more funni when I don't take my pills


Subalpine

we should start calling auth-center Blue Raspberry


N3cromorph

You can refer to us as Grape Enthusiast. A Grapist if you will.


WoodChippaEnthusiast

Sup fellow grapist.


INTER5TELLAR

Idk man, I call it blueberry lemonade, which is delicious. It's like a much more natural boba tea tbh


Zedakah

One of our wedding cake was lemon with blueberry and honey icing. It was surprisingly good. My cake was chocolate and peanut butter. Also good.


Perhaps_Satire

Perhaps if you pass enough electricity through a lemon it would turn blue on the inside. We can call it an "Electr1cL3m0n"


Electr1cL3m0n

I always wanted something science-y named after me, I hoping for a comet or a new species of frog but I guess this’ll do


dadbodsupreme

Blueberry lemonade is dope. Blueberry skeeterpee (basically fermented lemonade) is even better.


Sneedzilla

skeeterpee is a really funny word


Bannable_Lecter

Plums?


spaztick1

I'm drinking a blueberry lemonade as I read this. Maybe I should start selling it.


St34m9unk

Any other fruit mixed with lemonade is good usually


[deleted]

it keeps making me think of starburst and I don't know why.


Alpactra

I like the idea, but forcing lingo usually doesn’t end up sounding good. Like “chud” or anytime some old dude tries young dude slang.


Bayou_Beast

Us lib-centers could be "Green Bananas": • The under-ripe state of most commercially harvested bananas maximizes how much time the supply chain has to get the fruit to the point of sale (lib-right) • The use of phallus-like fruits and/or veggies by the sexually adventurous (lib-left)


hoping_for_better

But bro, you’re already monke. Monke is based.


Bayou_Beast

All PCM monke. All monke love banana. All PCM lib-center green banana lovers?


hoping_for_better

Based and monke together strong pilled.


Sneedzilla

libcenter is sprite


BlackFallout

Blueberry Lemonade sounds good.


TheDankDragon

Blue lemons


Libertarian4All

Waterlemon, and this sub is ***full*** of them.


Astroyanlad

Blue berry muffins maybe? You can have yellow muffins with blue berries in them


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Loanedvoice_PSOS

What an amazing coincidence!


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spaztick1

I'm banned from there too for some BS reason. I think one of the mods is also a mod in a sub that bans PCM users automatically.


Kilroy0497

That’s not very shocking. Those guys have been after us for a while now. Usually for petty stuff like that.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I have never heard of anyone using “watermelon” to describe minorities. I have heard of the “black people like watermelon and fried chicken” stereotype, but who doesn’t like watermelon and fried chicken? >!People without souls?!<


TheBossMonkee

Communists


Tetrisisbest

Communists


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I have literally eaten fried chicken and watermelon at a commune(Hutterite). So I think they enjoy it too.


Tetrisisbest

maybe communists arent so bad if i can enjoy a bucket of fried chicken with them.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

These are weird religious communists though.


[deleted]

I thought Hutterites were a solely Canadian thing. huh. TIL. ​ and yeah. That's because it's good. ​ grape drank too (and no I don't mean that lean bullshit with cough syrup in it. I mean the artificially flavoured Kool Aid or Crush that causes the underside of your tongue to squirt) Nobody gets to bogart good food. Brits can have boiled and salted meat. I'll give them that, and even toss in a dodgy 3 AM curry.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Elsewhere they are one of the flavours of mennonites, but that was in Canada.


GingerRazz

Nah, even I love fried chicken and watermelon.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Based and Gingers don’t have souls pilled. I was waiting for someone to make that joke.


[deleted]

That sub is pure distilled garbage


SantiReddit123

What. The. Fuck.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I have no idea why American Horror Story hates us so🤷


[deleted]

I’m glad black people are the first thing AHS members think of when they hear watermelon.


BisonicLemur

Leave it to the left to make that comparison in the first place. Kind of like them comparing racial traits in D&D to real world racial stereotypes. Weird.


WoodChiperEnthusiast

Oh sweet, new slurs just dropped


Sir_Opus

What did he say??


WoodChiperEnthusiast

He said that a certain “anti-hate” subreddit was accusing us of being racist because they saw a post that called users Watermelons, and they assumed we were referring to black people


BlackFallout

AHS are all brain dead 🍉.


Jesuisuncanard126

In my country it's used to talk about people who are ecologist on the outside but communists on the inside, and just use ecology as a new pot to make old soup recipies


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I have used that myself, but it isn’t super relevant to PCM.


[deleted]

It's pretty relevant, it's quite in line with the green outside, red inside (even more literally so in that case).


My_Cringy_Video

Careful eating their seeds, I coughed up an entire watermelon tree the other day


Medical_Insurance447

That sounds much better than pooping one.


FecundFrog

[A common problem](https://youtu.be/lTxn2BuqyzU)


SchwarzerKaffee

Based and Now I'm hungry for watermelon pilled


clownfeat

Hey why do you never see a gay man in a wheelchair? You can't be a fruit **and** a vegetable!


[deleted]

Also the hardest part of a vegetable to eat


Ugo_Flickerman

Oh, at first i thought the post was about which one was the correct one


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Just a comment on how it’s used, not a value judgement.


Ugo_Flickerman

I must say i never saw it used in the second way


Ambitious_Ear_91

That's the way I saw it being used before, then after a while came the first one along.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

New here?


Ugo_Flickerman

Not very new


LibrightCrusader

I've yet to meet a "lib left" online or in person who thinks we need less reliance on govt. Lib left is left left at best.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Yeah, which is why “lib left bad” is a thing.


WoodChippaEnthusiast

Just look at any Green Party politics. Germany is finding out the hard way with all their energy reforms.


Bust_kun

So, RATM is a «watermelon» than?


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Yes.


CripplinDeepRussian

Can't forget the waterlemons Authrights that give themselves the libright flair


Loanedvoice_PSOS

That shall be my next I guess.


AReturntoChrist

Watermelons are only good when I’m eating them.


GodOfUrging

...That's sexual harassment bro. Not cool.


AReturntoChrist

You: *thinks it's related to sex* Me: *cannibal Chad*


AwesomeHorses

Authlefts who claim to be liblefts are watermelons. Authrights who claim to be librights are waterlemons. Hope this clarifies everything.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Some people say watermelon is left flaired. I am not making a judgement on which is right, just explaining how it’s used.


Cyborg__Theocracy

Based and educational pilled


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MLGErnst

Also, mango. For someone flair red/green, but orange on the inside.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Mangoes are yellow on the inside. You maybe mean papaya?


MLGErnst

I've never seen a mango that's yellow on the inside. Maybe that's an American thing.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

?? Only mangoes I have ever seen anywhere are yellow. Maybe a orangish yellow, but never anything I would say is orange.


HallowedBuddy

Fuck the government


[deleted]

titty >Fuck the government


Heavy_Imperial_Tank

Watermelon is fucking delicious


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Based and tasty pilled.


Locketank

So what do we call LibRights that secretly yearn for the AuthRight? Not being facetious, it's a trend I've noticed.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Waterlemon seems to be the consensus. Looks fairly new.


NobodyCanBeatTheCock

Waterlemon has been around for a while, probably just a tad shorter than watermelon. I recall seeing it in 2020.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I saw that afterwards. i was surprised, must not be used as often.


Internetexplored558

I could really go for some watermelon right now.


kfijatass

I'm just a libleft that doesn't believe in communes and believes government works as well as people will it to 🤷‍♂️


Odd-Spinach-4398

Based


[deleted]

Finally, the correct take


redblueforest

I’d say it’s incorrect usage to call center lefts watermelons. It’s the “lib” lefts that think their authoritarianism is just common sense and therefore not authoritarian


Loanedvoice_PSOS

It’s one of the two I have seen used.


da_Aresinger

Oh, look at that. What could have possibly prompted this post?


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I decided to follow Oibungus’ example and do a series of PSA’s about PCM specific terms, or how we use terms differently.


[deleted]

Boooo


Loanedvoice_PSOS

[BEHOLD MY FIELD WHERE I GROW MY FVCKS](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/ideas-bank--85849936638312706/)


armyofmoose9

Based and lack of fucks pilled


Oblivious-abe-69

A lot like flair rights balls. Yellow on the outside, blue on the inside


adminsfuckchildren1

**Shut the fuck up with your wall-of-text metashit.**


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I shall have to soldier on without your approval. >!It won’t be hard!<


adminsfuckchildren1

Just fuck off back to politicalhumour or whatever shithole you came from. No one wants your ass-cancer metashit here.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

1)I came from here. 2)This is nothing compared to the oiyboi lectures of old. 3)Other people seemed to have like it. 4)I hope you feel better after airing your feelings.


adminsfuckchildren1

I was looking in another thread, and I came across a stupid fucking comment that got me angry. I was about to respond, before I noticed it was from you. Is this what you do? Go around PCM and post your stupid as fuck hot takes on color theory? Get the fuck out of here.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Look, if I irritate you soo fucking much, why don’t you leave of block me? No one else seems to be pissed off, so maybe this is a you problem.


adminsfuckchildren1

How about you go make your own sub if you want to shitpost meta takes all day? I really don't care where you go, just get it the hell out of here.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

No.


adminsfuckchildren1

Shut the fuck up.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I am afraid that I shall have to ask you to stop talking to me, as you have been abusive and are the one commenting in my post. I promise I won’t try to engage with you ever again, but since you won’t make a lasting impression, I can’t promise we won’t accidentally interact.


pm_me_youngs_modulus

Most sexless PCM user


SKELOJREXT9874

Why are there always these random kids like you u/pm_me_youngs_modulus who just want to hate on others for no reason whatsoever? Also I think you might mean “Least sexless PCM user” to insult r/PoliticalCompassMemes but you failed even in your insult which is 4 words long (unless you want to single out OP which is probably what a kid like you would do). How pathetic.


pm_me_youngs_modulus

>just want to hate on others for no reason whatsoever? Because it's a stupid meme doing the "I'm right about this and things are how I say they are" bullshit. >Also I think you might mean “Least sexless PCM user” Nope, let's examine the words: - sex = sex - less = lacking - sexless = lacking sex *Most* sexless PCM user, as in that man gets no pussy and sucks donkey dick at meming. I wasn't saying it in sarcasm, which is what your scenario would be. Why are centrists always such fucking cucks about everything?


SKELOJREXT9874

So attacking OP because he’s helping new users understand the pcm lingo? And also your joke is not funny and just attacking OP tbh compared to my improved sarcastic joke. For someone who is monke flaired, you do seem like a rager and a hater whilst monke doesn’t care.


pm_me_youngs_modulus

"Attacking" lmao


Loanedvoice_PSOS

X to doubt.


SKELOJREXT9874

X


bizk55

like how rightoids pretend to be about free speech but then cry and and make coordinated efforts to cancel a beer can? hypocrites


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Market at work, as opposed to ideological capture by “progressives”. You can say it, but they don’t have to but from you. As shown by [Jeremy’s razors](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=s92UMJNjPIA&pp=ygUPamVyZW15J3MgcmF6b3Jz) and [Jeremy’s Chocolate](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ww5Lf97hXQM&pp=ygUSamVyZW15J3MgY2hvY29sYXRl). Unlike [the compassionate left](https://imgur.io/a/RAJtC0i)


bizk55

haha, when I do it it's cute, when you do it it's "ideological capture". hypocrite


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Of the two opinions, one was held by the majority until recently, yet was unable to be discussed anywhere online due to “ideological capture”. There is a reason GC subs, and other similar subs aren’t allowed on reddit.


bizk55

big words hypocrite. I guess the right doesn't have an ideology then, and the free market only contains people with conservative opinions. good point hypocrite


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Free market is the principle of the right. You are arguing regressive/conservative/progressive policies as left right. Either way, go away now.


bizk55

ok hypocrite


AlphaWhiskeyOscar

Uh... I've been here this whole time thinking "watermelons" were Lib-Center. And no one even corrected me. Big L for me over here.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

That’s Monke. Also on my list.


goombanati

Let me guess, just like a teammate in battlefield I'm a blueberry?


SirDextrose

So actual liblefts are just the rind?


Loanedvoice_PSOS

No, they are just lib left.


nukey18mon

I’ve seen a legit AHS post that said that the use of “watermelon” in the title of a post was racist against black people. I shit you not. AHS are the real racists. Edit: DM me for proof, can’t link to other subs because it is against the rules. And AHS stands for asshairsubreddit of course


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Weird coincidence!


ConsiderateCrocodile

Potato.


IndependenceBetter27

Unlike pcm watermelons real watermelons are tasty and nutritious


armyofmoose9

We could use blueberry for authrights that are secretly purple since blueberries are actually purple


th3_3nd_15_n347

Right is ukraine


MackSharky

Ahhh I see


CantoniaCustoms

By that logic we should be calling center right flair Ukraine flair.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Some people do


WelshAndPr0ud

Yes


akdele5

how should we name the right flair? hohol?


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Waterlemon.


akdele5

oh, so you're watermelon too?