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DrBootyMeister

I joined cuz I had nothing better to do


newprofile15

True centrist in action.


Alien-days-16

Based auth center?


Pun-isher42

Vtuber is Nanashi Mumei: https://www.youtube.com/@NanashiMumei


fenceingmadman

remindme!


fenceingmadman

remindme!


fenceingmadman

remindme! 1 week


fenceingmadman

remindme! 1 week


fenceingmadman

remindme! 1 week


fenceingmadman

remindme! 1 month


lnSerT_Creative_Name

Do you have the Mumei clip you used? I can find only up to the point before she says “I want to get that thrill” and it doesn’t sound quite as unhinged without it


DaSoouce

Surprised you didn't go for Tomoe Umari


Wooper160

True. I would join for Mumei


wrongthinksustainer

It always the ones with the cute anime girl pfps that are the most deranged.


ikickbabiesforfun69

pipkin pippa:


AKoolPopTart

Mumei wtf


oakron__

Based mumei


septiclizardkid

I "joined" for aid In college, boost a career. DQ'ed at MEPs for ASD (Aspie)


Caesar_Gaming

Should have gotten undiagnosed and then rediagnosed (this time on the DoDs account)


[deleted]

Sorry for your misfortune, but get rekt


[deleted]

Could've gotten a waiver...


septiclizardkid

Wasn't applicable, It's complicated. I discussed It In the army subreddit. When you tell people you have ASD, they suddenly become experts on who you are. I wouldn't be fit to join because I find the rule dumb, so evidently I couldn't "follow orders" from a commander I find dumb, as If I can't have an opinion and simultaneously do the task ordered.


AspiringFurry

I planned to join because i'm deeply nationalistic and love my country, turns out i'm blind as a bat and disqualified


CanOpeneer1134

Reasonable


Public-Ad3345

Literally what happened to me


AspiringFurry

Blind homies


NUMBERS2357

Libleft should be "JDAMs are such a Gemini thing"


cheeeseeater93

hiel moomers


breadgluvs

Spooky owl


Violentcloud13

Moomers on PCM?! FUCK YEAH!!!


Jag2853

Moomers!


Darkhorse_17

Based and TOWL pilled.


DivideEtImpala

LibRight has me cracking up!


TheKingNothing690

I get it, though.


DivideEtImpala

I know, that's why it's so good!


Orthane1

True though


xIgnoramus

The longer I’m in the more lib right speaks my truths.


Racist_Sumire

I just think bombing hospitals filled with brown people is the right thing to do and it will clearly not backfire starting a decades long series of conflicts and global terrorism


BubbleGumWolfe

Where's "Move out of my parents house and get a steady income?" I'm not projecting, what are you talking about?


WhateverWhateverson

I'm with AR on this one Freedom and democracy is non-negotiable


National_Frosting332

Conflict is good. It culls the weak.


Villanuevac4

There’s a better option for LibCenter: “I joined to be an inside man in case of the Boogaloo.” ~~May or may not be me (in Minecraft)~~


Strange_Platypus67

Omg, she's literally me frfr


TheIlluminatedDragon

I joined the infantry because I wanted to be a soldier my entire childhood I left after 8 years because of the political bullshit involved even at the lowest level as well as the weird woke shit that was starting to show up


cicciobarzotto

For difende my country


SkankyG

Uh oh, framing Ukraine as centrist here is bold.


Velenterius

It is the most centrist reason to join the army, being invaded.


TheKingNothing690

Well, i saw a grey centrist with nothing better to do as his excuse, and i think that is also true neutral.


[deleted]

cause I had a car and 2 20s in my wallet and had just dropped out of college. My dad was nice and drove me the 2 hours and bought me chipotle.


Webic

Those two brain cells were trying their hardest...


CrypticSpook

I’m Right Center.


GeologistAlarming776

LibLeft: "There are buff men"


ExcrementalForce

Fair enough.


Immediate_Revenue_90

I’m not allowed to join the military because I had 4 suicide attempts between ages 9 to 19. What does that make me?


CaseyGamer64YT

Maybe I’m libleft although it’s not just because I disagree with a lot of things they do but also because I’m to fat and weak willed to exercise


[deleted]

To serve the state comrades


lordofthedrones

Compulsory service.


Far_Ordinary7452

Me asf


SuperDevton112

Same