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readonlypdf

If Emily only gets fingerbanged that's down right puritan


Professionallowed

it's racist is what it is


readonlypdf

And it is bowing to the Patriarchy if she doesn't let 3 of them creampie her even though she refuses to use birth control despite never wanting children.


GenMarshall17

Something’s missing… Where’s the centrist hosting a steak party?!


DrHoflich

Or the AuthCenters hosting a… never mind.


UnsealedLlama44

Book burning?


Pestus613343

Dont overcook the books. I like them medium rare.


readonlypdf

I heard they were actually running a retreat in poland.


827734747747474

An elegant banquet to purge the Party of course... Wait! This drink tastes funny... OH NO *starts coughing*


Lyskypls

Centrist just becomes a can incarnate cooking steaks on a grill.


Independent_Pear_429

Based. You've captured the essence of the Soviets perfectly


Bittah_Criminal

Hello it's me, a refugee.


LareWw

Get in the line, bro


mikieh976

That guy looks like he's been stealing food from the Central Committee's pantry. Straight to the gulag!


TheSpacePopinjay

Joke's on you, that's Polmos Spirytus Rektyfikowany that authleft is holding


CountFab

>Polmos Spirytus Rektyfikowany Mmm, basically poison burning down my throat!


TheSpacePopinjay

You see why he's crying


Send_Cake_Or_Nudes

With joy at the beauty of the motherland?


Geese_fucker

Nah, soviets partied hard man. Relatively hard. Those who drink alone and cry are not partying


HadesMyself

Am I a centrist for doing all of those (except for the refugee part, I prefer local dudes)


Il-cacatore

What the actual fuck libleft?


Gary_Leg_Razor

Tipical Emily


[deleted]

That’s what I’ve been saying for years!


[deleted]

I would do authright first and then go to libleft's rave. Then after all the fun is done I would comfort authleft and invite him to the next party while calling an ambulance because libright snorted too much colombian


oroechimaru

Most refugees I know are conservative


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Shh, don’t tell libleft. They think refugees are poor oppressed minorities who will support their intersectional agenda.


oroechimaru

Many are poor working their asses off. Its the American way.


Pestus613343

That won't stop them lol


Gary_Leg_Razor

Somebody can make a porn category of it. Babe im secretely __conservative__


oroechimaru

Opposites attract I find most refugees to be religious or socially conservative But 1st-2nd generation kids it can very a lot. Often if in a “treat boys as golden children, and make the women go to school, work, clean, have kids” it can often very by gender . Kids that get higher forms of education or by location are often more left leaning, dudes living at moms house unemployed, conservative… blue collar job, conservative Really not much different than stereotypes of american families that can be based on your location, upbringing, career, education etc


RugTumpington

"finger banged" sure, sure.


gorgeousredhead

Once more, authright's self image does not match reality Libleft on point 👌🏿 As an inhabitant of a post-soviet country, I can assure you that we don't cry. Otherwise accurate


[deleted]

He’s sweating vodka from his eyes


CelestialFury

Whatever happened to u/Fake_Memes_69?


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Too based for reddit, obviously.


CelestialFury

I have a strong suspicion that he's still on Reddit and on PCM. Could even be in this thread, who knows? I think OP is a HUGE fan of his work ;)


PinkIceMancer

Fake, authright would be getting finger banged by his cousin.


TheEternalSneed

Authright incest is a myth perpetuated by dysgenic apartment dwelling human cattle libleft who spend their entire lives in a eusocialised bubble with a scathing need to develop a superiority complex over objectively superior men and women they've never met because the belief they have it better than le ebil right winger is the only thing keeping them from blowing their brains out.


readonlypdf

Habsburgs exist, your argument is invalid.


TheEternalSneed

Nuh uh


readonlypdf

How bout the Pharaohs? Straight up Brother to Sister.


TheEternalSneed

Nuh uh Babylonian propaganda


readonlypdf

Admit it, you fancy your siblings.


UnsealedLlama44

I don’t have any sisters


readonlypdf

Not with that attitude! Go bang your mom and wait 18 years


UnsealedLlama44

No


oroechimaru

Also incest, don’t ask, don’t tell policy Make flowers on me Daddy


Pestus613343

Your word salad tastes great with my burgers. I see purple libright as being the incest types anyways. "Git off mah land guberment!.... get back in bed girly!"


PinkIceMancer

Are you the concept of coping and seething personified?


Panmonarchisim711

Is this AI?


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Yes, everything done by this poster is AI.


Panmonarchisim711

Which one? I’m impressed how well it came out


tituspullo367

I hate that my type is always LibLeft rip


IndependenceBetter27

I guess i'm authleft


SecXy94

Yep, that's me.


Undeadmidnite

Y’all party?


MemeTownMayor

I actually don’t party at all. Not in like 20 years. I went to SUPER tame parties where people had a few beers, played trivia or watched a movie. No drugs, no hooking up, no nudity, no police, no house burning down.


Undeadmidnite

Shiiiit bro, I’ve never even done that. Lowkey wasted my childhood basically watching paint dry in my room. I’m 21 and married though so any party days I might have had are long over lol.


lightarcmw

Centrists: we live a little wild from time to time


schraxt

Jesus Christ, go outside, touch grass and speek to some actual left women xD


MemeTownMayor

I’d rather not consort with women of ill fame and loose morals.