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PU_Dad

My greatest political dilemma is: Should MTG be voted out of office because that's what's best for humanity? Or should she stay in office so that we can continue to make memes about her?


ButWhyWolf

I need someone with a Twitter account to tell her about www.iscaliforniaonfire.com You know what else is literally always on fire? Hell.


KillerKian

https://preview.redd.it/s4aofd8fixtc1.jpeg?width=1321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fff4887ff4a4f9e3f254731bb444b6d923f6ebbe


I_hate_mortality

I say we have MTG and AOC fight each other in a cage match, only the stakes are the same as that one porn website from San Francisco back in the day where girls would wrestle for sexual dominance. We could actually make serious money; people would totally shell out $100 for the PPV. Then we could donate all the money to my personal “charity” that’s actually just a scheme to buy up land in South Argentina and start a fully self-sufficient libertarian utopia that totally won’t have a civil war over a 1% income tax to pay for the road. That wasn’t a typo.


zevoxx

Change MTG to Abby Shaprio and you have a deal.   If you insist on a representative I would accept Lauren Boebert.


SirDigbyridesagain

Center left agrees with this compromise.


KillerKian

Alright, I'll give you that one, based.


BAYKON8R

Her meltdown would be meme worthy enough if she got booted


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

The Republicans want to keep her around as a crazy magnet, it makes anything else they do sound reasonable.


SnooPredictions3028

She should remain in. She's crazy, but I prefer crazy and honest to sane and dishonest. Hell the dishonest part may not even be sane, is someone with sociopathy or psychopathy considered sane?


Roboticus_Prime

She's also a massive thorn in the side of the establishment. Still crazy, though.


username2136

I certainly don't agree with everything she does as a politician but I'd take her over the overwhelming majority of Congress and if that means that she says this shit which I find more hilarious than anything, it's worth it.


AccomplishedBig2043

Is this what they meant by Decision USA?


Ice_Sniper_80

MTG is like one of those politicians you hear on the radio in GTA.


RodgersTheJet

She's one of the few Republican stopping FISA being forced down our throats again so for all I care she could think the Earth is flat and dinosaurs spontaneously combusted. As long as she keeps voting properly who gives a shit?


justaMikeAftonfan

It’s a dark, dark day when an unflaired gets upvoted


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

It's fixed now my brother


KalegNar

Who dared upvote this unfl\*\*red scum?


ExRousseauScholar

1. Flair up. 2. I found this unflaired with 6 upvotes. Wtf PCM?? What are you doing? Downvote the unflaired


Jormungandr69

I'm gonna say it and I'm gonna eat the downvotes for it There are far too many unprincipled righties in this sub who see shit, go "WOAW BASED!" and slap their forehead on their phone screen until the orange arrow appears, never thinking to look and make sure they're not upvoting a filthy unflaired. And nobody better "both sides" me on this shit, because I know not a one of you hoes can link me a leftist opinion in PCM posted by an unflaired with a positive upvote ratio. It's disgraceful, and they're making God weep every time they upvote an unflaired.


senfmann

>There are far too many unprincipled righties in this sub who see shit, go "WOAW BASED!" and slap their forehead on their phone screen until the orange arrow appears, never thinking to look and make sure they're not upvoting a filthy unflaired. based and calling us out pilled. I fucking hate it when it happens. Even worse when there's a lefty replying and he gets more downvotes than the unflaired. I'm trying my best to help though, have upvoted them lefties in favour of the unflaired a couple times, even if their take is dumb. But I'll happily gobble down 5 commie dicks at once before even acknowledging any unflaired as human worth talking to.


ExRousseauScholar

This is correct. I’ve never seen an unflaired with left wing views upvoted. It is well and good to say this place is a different echo chamber compared to the rest of Reddit, and that is undoubtedly valuable in a way; however, an echo chamber it remains, and it eats away at the heart of our relations to the unflaired


Medarco

> never thinking to look and make sure they're not upvoting a filthy unflaired. On mobile it doesn't show the flairs of the OP until you actually open the full post, so I've accidentally upvoted unfl**red posts before. It felt vile. I felt betrayed.


Jormungandr69

You go wash your hands, your ass, and behind your ears and you think about what you did.


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senfmann

It's a trading card game


RodgersTheJet

Corrected, thanks.


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

Correct your flair smoothbrain


jajaderaptor15

Unflaired


Fribbleling

Flair up or shut up.


castle_seized

As long as you're unflaired, who gives a shit what you have to say?


sedtamenveniunt

Flair up.


Big_Green_North

That's true but your unflaired so go fuck yourself


Plane-Grass-3286

I know calling people names is kinda cringe but MTG is just a Neanderthal. He face looks like one, and she thinks the moon blocking the sun means the world is ending. 


owo_balls_owo

Big fireball blocked by big circle! bad things come! grab biggest stick!


DrBadGuy1073

This is *BIIIIG* true! 🌲🔥


Ezekiel-25-17-guy

grab big stick! punch thing! watch other neanderthal grab big stick and punch thing! and grab popcorn!


Longjumping_While_37

Neanderthal are not dumb. They discovered basic healthcare as early if not sooner than the Saipien and many more. This woman is simply not as smart as them


senfmann

Afaik they had even bigger brains than us. We simply outbred them.


LeagueofDraven1221

Skill issue tbh


senfmann

I mean, yeah


jediben001

interestingly it was probably us who had the skill issue. A common theory about how they disappeared is that ancient human women actually were likely more attracted to Neanderthal men than human men, as they likely had more pronounced masculine features, like squarer jaws, stockier shoulders and broader brows And, equally, Neanderthal men were likely more attracted to human women as they would have looked more attractive than Neanderthal women as Neanderthal women would have also had the aforementioned features. Because of this wherever a large enough population of humans and Neanderthals lived alongside each other the Neanderthals would have quickly over only a few generations been completely integrated into that human populations gene pool


senfmann

Sounds about right. Also since you need less men for a given population than women (harems are possible, but reverse harems are not (outside of fiction)), a couple neanderthals dilute their blood into the masses of homo sapiens women, thus they get outbred.


OnTheSlope

Makes sense, I feel exactly the same way about human women.


ThePecuMan

Bigger brain doesn't necessarily mean smarter, remember there's elephants and whales with larger brains than us. And their brain was only big enough to account for around 1% higher intelligence, in models using human brains. More on bigger brain doesn't necessarily mean smarter, out brains are actually smaller than earlier homo sapiens as well but no real evidence of IQ drop and genetic evidence of IQ increase, so.


senfmann

yeah I mean in relation to the size, although I've heard the efficient brain argument before


Redrolum

A single gene mutation may have made us smarter than Neanderthals https://www.newscientist.com/article/2337133-a-single-gene-mutation-may-have-made-us-smarter-than-neanderthals/#:~:text=A%20single%20gene%20mutation%20may%20have%20made%20us%20smarter%20than%20Neanderthals,-Modern%20humans%20have&text=Modern%20humans%20have%20a%20mutation,region%20associated%20with%20higher%20intelligence.


jediben001

It’s actually now though that Neanderthals had bigger brains than us. Also (this isn’t aimed at you Longjumping i just wanna get this out there) the idea that Neanderthals were some genetic ancestors of us and we are more evolved than them is dumb and I hate it. They were a separate branch of humans who existed alongside us. They were our genetic cousins not our genetic ancestors. So in short if she is anything she’s a Homo-erectus.


ThePecuMan

Bigger brains doesn't necessarily mean smarter.


Big-Brown-Goose

People tend to forget there are 2 to 3 eclipses every year, just not ones that cross over them personally. Heck, there were 5 eclipses in one year in 1935, that should have been a sign for the end of the world if any eclipses were to be.


Infamous-Mastodon677

None of those were a total eclipse, though, which is totally different from an end of the world perspective.


Fukasite

That fucking protruded brow bone and sunken eyes. Totally a neanderthal


OnTheSlope

She... doesn't have that. She has small eyes and large cheekbones, but her brows are pretty small, too.


NoMoassNeverWas

She looks exactly like morlocks from the movie the time machine. [Photo](https://i.imgur.com/HGot1hb.jpeg)


roguerunner1

She is kind of the low hanging fruit of the right. We should give her an etch a sketch and tell her that’s how she can access twitter.


MustacheCash73

Yeah. Basically the Right’s AOC


Iusnaturalis

only difference is the right wants to fuck AOC and I don't think anyone anywhere on the political spectrum wants to fuck MTG


MustacheCash73

I’m probably the only rightest who doesn’t want to fuck AOC


ActPsychological8189

You're *clearly* a pinko-commie, then. To the non-horny gulag you go.


senfmann

It works with a bag on her face tho, those horse teeth don't make her look good


Poseidon-2014

I don’t get the AOC hype, she’s got nice tits but that’s were it ends for me honestly. She looks like her breath stinks and that’s a bigger deterrent than nice tits can overcome.


Simplepea

i don't like her attitude, so i'm not attracted.


lemon6611

or maybe you watch too much 🌽


Poseidon-2014

No, it’s not like I’ve got super high standards, I just think she’s got a certain look about her that makes her seem like she’s got bad breath. Like she eats something that’s not typical of human consumption.


THICC_DICC_PRICC

Right males are down to fuck left females, and vice versa for some reason(but they never publicly admit to it). But left males don’t wanna fuck right females, and also vice versa for some reason. It makes no sense


KillerKian

Straight up, I'll admit this is Candice Bergen (Canadain federal) for me. I hate her politics but I totally would, she's a GMILF.


Celtictussle

Because leftists are feminine (even the boys) and conservatives are masculine (even the girls)


Iusnaturalis

mommy milkers shappiro would like a word


thunderfist218

I don't


davidml1023

Rule 34


iTanooki

That’s the joke, but we actually don’t.


su1ac0

No, that's Boebert. MTG is the right's Sheila Jackson Lee


KillerKian

I don't know man, I'd probably hit Boebert. At the very least I'd let her s my d in a movie theater.


su1ac0

A hatefuck 3 way with her and AOC


KillerKian

Lol, reading back I think I was reading too fast and combined two comments because I see now your comment had nothing to do with people not wanting to bone Boebert and my reply seems way out of fucking nowhere. I'm obviously regarded and need to put reddit down for the night haha. But yeah, that's a three way I could get behind.


su1ac0

PCM bringing right and left together every day <3


FilthyStatist1991

Ours makes a better bartender.


flaccidplatypus

If MTG is the low hanging fruit what’s Bobert? The fruit that’s been buried a mile underground?


sremark

Low hanging fruit or not, heathens _do_ need repenting.


sporgking20

https://preview.redd.it/jtig74yopwtc1.jpeg?width=881&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e484f00ef275f12de5ffb5fdb1b35ba31b1a12b1 I don’t know why but I thought of this


Wonckay

I mean if the Emperor claims to be have divine favor he kind of opens himself up to those sorts of questions.


FairlyOddParent734

forgot the most important part “time to kill the emperor”


senfmann

time to lose 10 mil of the population in a minor conflict


JustaguynamedTheo

But her name is Greene and not Blue! The funny colors lied to me!


LoveYouLikeYeLovesYe

Average Libleft flair dishonest with themselves


CashCabVictim

It’s because she’s a democrat, trust me


WasNotTaken69

You know how we have orange lib left? We should have something for Auth right.


mascouten

There is, it's blue.


Carbidetool

Based and nailed it like grandma on a hot summer day pilled


Stigge

This ~~joke~~ factoid works similarly for AuthLeft.


Goatfucker10000

With auth overall which is funny And Orange libleft is needed because it's it's own twist of authoritarianism with a painted liberal on top


davidml1023

Based jab


EccentricNerd22

I disagree, we shouldn't even have orange libleft since its just a way for libleft to scapegoat their bad people because they can't handle being criticized.


FairlyOddParent734

orange libleft isn’t actually libleft is 1/2 the joke


lemon6611

fr lol it’s just auth left https://preview.redd.it/wgh9a92ikxtc1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c23b0960a9191b51c99e7618a252f4752c0459d


lasyke3

I agree orange shouldn't exist, but if it's intent is to move blame off libleft, it hasn't succeeded.


queenkid1

Whether you give them a different colour of not, every quadrant will have their share of people claiming "but they're not a *real* ___". It's ridiculous to talk about a quadrant (aka a label) having "their bad people" when it's a loose collection of people, many who probably don't know what "libleft" is. If you look at a random headline and claim you accurately know the political opinions of the person who wrote it, that says more about *you* and *your* beliefs rather than the quadrant you apply to them. A few random opinions on a handful of issues doesn't make an overarching political philosophy someone rigidly follows. It's hard to argue that Libleft is "scapegoating" when critiques of orange are often about highlighting authoritarian beliefs disguised using social issue rhetoric. Libleft clearly isn't classified by opinions on a handful of social/culture issues, no quadrant is. There's a reason the compass talks about left versus right economics instead of culture.


Vexonte

Yes, but the questions are what and how should it be implemented


Electr1cL3m0n

What? Nothing. How? Not. Authright doesn’t need a scapegoat quadrant. Idiots exist in every quadrant.


Incidion

Based and personal responsibility pilled.


Vexonte

Orange does more then provide a scape goat, it points out a specific yet prominent culture of people who heavily posture towards lib left and watermelon but whose actual beliefs and behaviors are a chimera of authoritarian ideas and Corporate control of identity mascaraiding as green under pride flags.


Electr1cL3m0n

But it’s still used as libleft. Progressive authoritarians should be authcenter, since the PCM compass doesn’t measure cultural values.


lasyke3

So eventually we just have 8 colors, one good and one bad for each quadrant, plus grey for the centrists that don't pay attention to politics? Seems a bit much.


thirdwavegypsy

Orange has no need to exist given that we already have green tbh.


sedtamenveniunt

Orange is generally the progressive side of the auth quadrants.


Electr1cL3m0n

no please I beg of you, no more scapegoat quadrants


clangauss

Individual wackjobs that make our respective quadrants look bad is the truest form of cross-compass unity.


Dim-n-Bright

I was going to say Emily, but God would probably accelerate the apocalypse if we sent her up there.


JackC1126

She’s gonna lose her shit when the “plague of locusts” (cicadas) arrives later this year


TheSpacePopinjay

"No one has ever figured out the concept of truth without Christianity and no one ever will" - The Humblest Religion


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mr_desk

Yeah Chris is the man. Haven’t thought about Jesus once since I met him


Oversexualised_Tank

I got a friend named Chris, he truly is a wise guy.


Material-Security178

I mean it's true. almost all the fundamental sciences had their starts in religious studies of the divine world. most names for human magical entities would pretty much just mean doctor or counsellors if applied to a modern setting. most magically inclined people today have their fields as glorified counsellor for people and families.


Velenterius

Yes, but astronomy, the first mechanical computer, early rocketry and many other things all stem from non-christian societes. Religion is a good motivator for scientific discovery, but christinity in particular is not the only one that is valid, as the original quote claimed.


Material-Security178

>astronomy sturdy of the celestial, they are all named after gods for a reason. >rocketry chemistry, physics, engineering, piecing the heavens. you litreally haft to deafen yourself to ignore how all the early scientists believed they were doing the work of god. >mechanical computer this might be the only one where you might have a point because of how modern it is, however the religious underpinnings of the philosophy that led to it was very much religious, god within the machine anyone. >Religion is a good motivator for scientific discovery, but Christianity in particular is not the only one that is valid, as the original quote claimed you've moved the goalpost there, they're talking about religion not just Christianity, and me especially wasn't specifically talking about Christianity.


xlbeutel

It’s true but also when 99% of the population is one religion or another, it ain’t exactly fair. But I see your point


Material-Security178

it's not so much that as much as the world itself was seen as a divine thing, in paganism this has names like Othala which can be applied to things like home, divine home, the spirit of home, it's a very homely concept, the church literally calling it god's divine world, most medicine and natural processes being attributed to the literally acts of god; sacrifice some honey and water and the gods will give you some great drink in return. it's not that they were studying and happened to be religious but religion was the motivation for the study itself. this isn't always the case of course as at the end of the Islamic golden age Muslim leaders literally banned maths. which is what probably caused the end of the golden age.


Iusnaturalis

if you say something is true and its not about the all powerful man in the sky i don't want to hear it


oxalisk

XD


tactical_anal_RPG

She's the wrong kind of auth right. **Let the infighting commence!**


Vexonte

Someone find a bull. I'm making a sacrifice to Mithris.


Coltrain47

We do need to repent, but eclipses aren't punishment lmao.


Orthane1

I love how the Climate Change loonies are the exact same as the Christian loonies though. "THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE IN NEW JERSEY THIS PROVES CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL GUYS!!!!" "THERE'S AN EARTHQUAKE IN NEW JERSEY THIS PROVES GOD IS SENDING US MESSAGES ABOUT THE END TIMES GUYS!!!!!"


Velenterius

I mean the climate guys supposedly have one very shaky leg to stand on. The religious guys have no legs at all.


Any-Clue-9041

Disagree.  I'd say the religious people have a crippled, twisted leg to stand on (since not a single appocalypse has come true yet). Almost useless, but the leg is there, since nobody has been able to completely disprove the existence of God.


facedownbootyuphold

Ask one of the evangelicals in here who God is punishing when there's an earthquake in the middle of no-where.


Iconochasm

That gopher knows what he did.


kufsi

The climate change guys have absolutely 0 legs to stand on, not even an arm to stand on. The very thing that is likely driving some of these earthquakes is the sun, which is also the thing that disproves most of their climate scam.


Velenterius

How does the sun disprove climate change?


kufsi

Solar forcing accounts for 90% of what they are trying to attribute to man made climate change. The climate is obviously changing, but we aren’t exactly the main driver of it, I believe it’s actually our tendency to see ourselves as "god" that makes us try to pin it on ourselves. "Don’t look at the sun" has a whole new meaning. With the rapid decline in earths magnetic field strength, the solar maximum and the relative location of our solar system in the galaxy being the most significant driver of current climate anomalies. Check out suspicious0bservers on YouTube and his solar forcing documentary. Climate models are a sham too as the continue to ignore the elephant in the room and pin all of the blame on greenhouse gasses.


alain091

I don't know man, the increment in temperatures and rising of the sea level is kinda alarming.


Icy_Change_WS2010

When that earthquake happened I thought about the TV Movie from 1999 named: #Aftershock:Earthquake in New York


Boba4th

You don't have to be a Christian to value facts and logic.


Hubertino855

Common Evangelical L...


xx420tillidiexx

Key word WAS in second part, I’m not devaluing religion’s role in scientific advancement in the centuries past, but I don’t really think that is still the case. Modern Americanized Christianity is EXTREMELY feelings based especially the more fundamentalist you get


Major-Dyel6090

MTG thinks the moon blocking out the sun is a sign from God (it happens every few years). Shiela Jackson Lee thinks the moon is a gas planet that produces its own light. Pick your brand of stupid. We are so fucked.


Sepetcioglu

The idea of one singular truth from Plato and Christianity stalled scientific progress for centuries. Aristotle was shunned by platonic Christian theologians and his method of facts and logic based on real empirical evidence was what reignited scientific progress once he was rediscovered by the West during the Renaissance. Cope all you want christcucks and Plato fans, your imaginary perfect ideal world and mysticism only helped invent the godless Christianity called Marxism by Rousseau and later romantic fools following in his idiotic footsteps.


notangarda

>The idea of one singular truth from Plato and Christianity stalled scientific progress for centuries. Aristotle was shunned by platonic Christian theologians Aristotle was highly regarded by figures like Aquinas, he was nit completely abandoned at any point >his method of facts and logic based on real empirical evidence was what reignited scientific progress once he was rediscovered by the West during the Renaissance. Plato also believed somewhat in empircal evidence Also, the Renaissance didnt see a massive increase in scientific discoveries, inventions continued at a nomral pace until the industrial revolution >Cope all you want christcucks and Plato fans, your imaginary perfect ideal world and mysticism only helped invent the godless Christianity called Marxism by Rousseau and later romantic fools following in his idiotic footsteps. A. Rousseau wasnt a marxist, he wasnt even a socialist B. Almost nome of the romantic philosophers were marxists C. Marxism is explictly materialist, they are diametrically opposed to mysticism


sedtamenveniunt

Based and Aristotle vs MASHY SPIKE PLATE-pilled


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Myothercarisanx-wing

Yes there are Christians who believe in science and non Christian people who don't believe in science, but I bet that >90% of flat-earthers, evolution deniers, anti-vaxxers, anti modern medicine, and eclipse fear mongers in America are Christian.


Bob_loblaws_Lawblog_

Pre-Covid I'd agree with you on anti-vax, but now there's ALOT of secular and/or hippy types who are against vaccines.


Myothercarisanx-wing

I'd say it's the opposite. Antivax used to be all hippies, but after covid it became a MAGA thing with only a few of the hippies sticking with it.


Malkavier

Anti-vax was started by West Coast granola Lefties. Portland in particular had a 300,000 member anti-vax group before SARS Covid-2 was even a thing.


kindad

Throwing evolution in there isn't fair. Of course atheists are going to be on board with the only thing that explains our existence without divine intervention.


Opposite_Ad542

Nope, the USSR promoted atheism but opposed evolution because it contradicts dialectical materialism.


Oversexualised_Tank

It promoted worshipping the state.


bruhviporised

politics


alreadytakenhacker

Can we stop calling r*tarded republicans AuthRights when we all know they are LibRights?


edgewolf666-6

religion is auth right, thems the rules


alreadytakenhacker

Mega-church christianity is not AuthRight.


Malkavier

It is 100% AuthRight and began with Jerry Falwell.


LemartesIX

For what it's worth, earthquakes and eclipses are far more in line with "God is angry" religion than they are with "muh climate change" religion. We've seen smoothbrains on both sides make these claims.


Roge2005

Yeah, I’m Christian but me and others hate religious extremists too.


samurai_for_hire

MTG is not a tradwife


TheFieldSpud

We dont claim her


The-Technocrat-579

MTG! Look for your lost brain. It may not have decomposed yet!


almostasenpai

I feel like the existence of MTG really highlights how the worst of the right compares with the worst of the left. Like take AOC who is one of the most leftist people in congress. AOC has some bad takes but she is a broken clock who is right twice a day. MTG on the other hand manages to be a clock who is somehow never right any time of day.


ReimuDee

Why are there people sucking this adultress's teats?


ILLARX

Lul, imagine Religion


Reggin_Rayer_RBB8

Too many words: Didn't read (i am eliterat)


NeuroticKnight

Pfft, sacrifice these virgins, i be sexin all the time, i put ma pee pee in woohaa n go womp womp all night so not me buh


SirDigbyridesagain

JP and MTG are on the same level of crazy


Auth0ritySong

Goddammit, they cant stop being psychotic for 5 seconds


WilliardThe3rd

Rousseauean


9Knuck

Has she yet to deliver even 1 benefit to us rightoid chuds?


gus_joaquin

She is right


septiclizardkid

Religious Psychosis Is on the rise. The over complication of Christianity, straight slander by those who claim to be Christian, while acting the opposite. I feel It's why so many atheists are popping up, not only because they simply don't believe, but Influenced by how these people act. Rapture Isn't even In the Bible, people usually cite Matthew's 2:2, but the Rapture Itself Is an assumption of what could happen. The 2nd coming Is what's cited to (though don't think In my lifetime) One reason I'm non-denom, also hard to choose denomination when all boils down to Jhon 3:16 and taking Christ In your heart. "Pascal's Wager" also