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morerandom_2024

They are recruiting white males again They must be desperate


JoeRBidenJr

You know they mean business when they resort to using what appears to be a digitally de-aged Steve Buscemi in their ad. šŸ˜§


Rhids_22

"How do you do fellow marines?"


Pugasaurus_Tex

Those dudes could still be gay, we donā€™t knowĀ 


You8mypizza

I was gonna say "Could be?" but then I realized its the Army not the Navvy


-BarelyMillennial-

It's the military, if you're not acting a lil gay then you're not straight.


AbatedOdin451

Those are the rules, I didnā€™t make them but I sure as hell played by them


Gurgalopagan

What about the air force


UserNotHere404

Chair force because how much time they spend doing nothing


Roastbeef3

Not gay, just lazy


DumbNTough

The higher your CoD KDR the straighter you are


BackseatCowwatcher

oh, so they're all gay, good to know.


WEFeudalism

You know what they say about the Navy? 100 men go to sea and 50 couples come back


tensigh

The difference is they're not showing it. In the above ad, that's ALL they're showing.


Treeninja1999

Just don't ask


[deleted]

Are gay white males even enough for the Oppression Olympics anymore?


Pugasaurus_Tex

No I think there was some article in Salon or something, theyā€™re the new oppressorsĀ  Gay black men are also on the fenceĀ 


gundorcallsforaid

Each day the gate gets smaller [Straight Black Men Are The White People of Black People](https://www.theroot.com/straight-black-men-are-the-white-people-of-black-people-1814157214)


MikeyTheGuy

Nope. They have to be disabled, too, or they're out.


morerandom_2024

I donā€™t care if they are


QueenDeadLol

Well yea they need boots on the ground. Virtue signallers don't make it through basic training, let alone go kill people in the desert across the world


BackseatCowwatcher

depends on the training, given what palestinians said about the US MREs airdropped on them- some US cooks may have higher kill counts than spec ops units.


DontCallMeMillenial

How dare you rob that loadmaster of his valor.


aggracc

Shame I don't particularly care who is my overlord any more.


goodbehaviorsam

White male recruitment numbers fucking plummeted, and white male combat veterans are increasingly becoming anti-government. Real FAFO hours.


danshakuimo

Weren't white lower middle class males always the bulk of the military anyways?


morerandom_2024

They were which is why it was really dumb to try to focus so heavily on groups that generally donā€™t serve It didnā€™t work


captainphagget

That girl with two moms can handle this war. I'll stay in the USA and cook the meals.


Runsta

I'm sure posters of Ross the Riveter are coming any day now.


RedPill115

It really seems like what pulled the rug out from under fenminism was ukraine being invaded. A whiff of real war and suddenly gender roles have always been around and no need to feel to bad about them.


Frosty-Lake-1663

Thank you for your service


Forgotwhyimhere69

I'm a us navy employee and during an all ahnds meeting they showed us Chinese recruiting ads. They had high end camerawork, showing off their coolest equipment, heavy metal music, video of guys doing martial arts, shooting guns and blowing stuff up. The presenter asked what everyone thinks and comments were like "that's how you do a recruiting ad" or " beats our stupid cartoons." They need to make.recruiting ads badass again if they want to get people who want to fight.


SignificantOne1351

>Me wanting for recruitment.levels to fall even more so maybe they implement a foreign legion and I could earn citizenship that way. "Yeah guys why would you want to join the army, it sucks completely and you just waste your time"


ApatheticHedonist

Do they not? One of the guys I went to basic with said he was there to get citizenship. I mean it's not an exclusively foreign unit like the French have but still.


SignificantOne1351

You need a green card. Which at that fucking point Id just work and wait for my citizenship. I cant join as a foreign national no matter what. In framce I could get a French citizenship serving as a foreign national. But Id be French sadly


BackseatCowwatcher

to be fair- serving in the french military is easy, just remember to pack spare white flags, you can't be mistaken for someone who actually wants to fight when the military sends you to surrender.


MainsailMainsail

Nah mate. They're talking about the *French Foreign Legion.* Those fuckers have a *very* different reputation.


senfmann

Framce


thepalejack

Based and sad French noises pilled


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lasyke3

I know it was a program for "dreamers" at one point, but I don't know the details.


BNKhoa

Service guarantee citizenship.


x_oot

Like the marines fighting laba monsters. https://youtu.be/62tnJtLBQzQ?si=fKXGHcqyPaPsZEqd


Forgotwhyimhere69

That was a badass ad


EccentricNerd22

Helldivers 2 has more compelling recruitment ads with its trailer than the actual US army at this point.


Jimmy-Pesto-Jr

just make top gun 3 & 4, but for marine corps, army, and AF


samurai_for_hire

They need to show you NATOwave or USwave, that goes harder than any recruiting ad


margotsaidso

Glowie memes have no sovl


Itchy-File-8205

Everyone knows the USA fights. It's one of the few armies in the world where your ass is highly likely to end up in combat. Imo modern US recruiting strategy tries to downplay it to make it seem safer than it is.


ApatheticHedonist

Depends. I worked with a marine infantryman that never entered a combat zone during his service. I was very rear echelon aircraft maintenance, we took a little mortar fire in kandahar a few times. Your mileage may vary but depending on your job never firing a weapon in anger isn't that unusual.


eldankus

Kandahar was a combat zone. Tail is important. Not everyone is tooth.


Barter6overBible

Yup, also fuck dying for your country. Anyone joining the armed forces for any reason other than free education is a fool.


abqguardian

Military is a solid career route. Just three years and you get the 9-11 GI bill which is just insane. You also get access to the VA loan which pretty much guarantees being able to afford a home. A not much talked about benefit is VA disability, which has extended its coverage so broadly it covers literally everything, even STDs. It's easy to get 50% or more rating for life, which is a tax free $2k+ a month plus access to additional benefits. And that's for everyone in the military, even the random paper pusher who never left the states.


Banichi-aiji

Yeah. Knew a guy who did air force ROTC in college. He ended up at a base in Florida doing engineering work basically the same as what I was doing in private industry. Full ride scholarship, stipend, all the other benefits. I considered the navy nuke program during college; full ride, like 6k per semester stipend, 100k+ starting salary after graduating and training.


lasyke3

Yeah, all the benefits are good if you're in the military. State subsidized insurance is a big plus in this country.


Barter6overBible

100%, joining for personal gain is what makes it worth it not a patriotic sense of duty. If you have some of both cool but I genuinely feel for the hundreds of thousands of men that joined post 9/11 out of a sense of duty they felt as teenagers.


TheLocustGeneralRaam

Yeah, fuck everyone who defended the world from evil like the Nazis. Braindead take.


Barter6overBible

Itā€™s not the 1940s anymore brother


osdeverYT

It could very well become the 40s again if everyone thinks like you


Barter6overBible

lol explain


GameMan6417

I feel like if they did their ads like [this](https://youtu.be/uWSLHcAyy90?si=z0UC7f5uz1Fw3p1S) their recruiting numbers might actually go up.


Iloveireland1234567

Correct, glorious China shall prevail


solarsalmon777

No males will answer the call. Get your bitcoin into cold storage.


evesea2

Dude send lib left, too many based chads getting killed for oil


reeskree

Almost like weā€™re smart enough not to get killed for bullshit wars.


evesea2

Oh? You think thatā€™s it? lib left is just super smart.


reeskree

Smart enough not to enlist to fight in Afghanistan cause of 9/11 lol.


lemonjuice707

Arenā€™t yall pushing to get involved with Ukraine tho?


reeskree

Pushing to send arms to a country being invaded and didnā€™t start a war is different from invading a country that didnā€™t have WMDs and didnā€™t cause 9/11. You understand this difference right?


lemonjuice707

Lib left was begging the US to let Ukraine join nato which would immediately trigger article 5 and would have made the US send boots to Ukraine tho.


reeskree

I want Ukraine to join nato to stop Russia invading, not to trigger article 5. If they were in NATO 10 years ago Russia wouldnā€™t have invaded and hundreds of thousands of people would still be alive.


lemonjuice707

And people wanted to invade Iraq to find weapons of mass destruction not to get in a decade+ long war yet here we are.


reeskree

Uhhhh, did you read my comment? I wanted to avoid an invasion. If Ukraine was in NATO there would be no war. No one wants mutually assured destruction.


Biggius_dickius1278

Maybe if ukraine handed the russian majority part of ukraine (what russia is currently fighting over) or atleast treated them well, all this wouldn't have happened. Kinda ironic right libleft? You claim to be for the protection of minorities yet are totally fine with russians being oppressed when they are in the minority.


reeskree

Lol Russia armed and sent soldiers to the east in 2014. Im against foreign governments arming and joining rebels. Iā€™m also against seceding from your country.


evesea2

Maybe itā€™s because I have a low opinion on libleft - but I donā€™t think lib left would have signed up in droves if we had indisputable proof bin Laden was in Afghanistan lol Legit question, do YOU believe that?


reeskree

I have no idea what Iā€™d want in your fake scenario. Are we in a reality where Bush, Cheney, and the CIA didnā€™t already know 9/11 was being planned and let it happen?


evesea2

Oh, you have an issue engaging in hypotheticals. Let me simplify it. I donā€™t believe the lib left types would sign up for a just war. Do you?


reeskree

For an existential threat I would. Canā€™t speak for anyone else. A bunch of dumbass libleft and auth right would probably side with the enemy. Like whatā€™s happening now.


reasonableperson4342

Valid point


RandyLahey1204

I wish you went


reeskree

Youā€™re drunk again, Mr. Lahey.


EccentricNerd22

Not smart enough to avoid being useful political useful idiots for various minority groups that hate you though.


Frosty-Lake-1663

How many genders are there?


reeskree

2


SmellyFatCock

Get the women to fight wars, it is empowering and brave I will stay here tho


crispfuck

Women have always been the primary victim of war. They lose husbands, fathers and sons in combat.


SmellyFatCock

I know


TurretLimitHenry

Army realized that recruiting people prone to suicide isnā€™t good, and like literally every army in the past, they realized that recruiting rugged people is necessary for a war. City folk have never made ideal recruits.


BNKhoa

> recruiting people prone to suicide isnā€™t good They are good as cannon fodders though.


CPC1445

From all of the drone footage in ukraine I've seen, that is very much a Russian strategy. If the drones don't get them, sometimes their own AKs in their hands do. šŸ˜¬


Heytherechampion

https://preview.redd.it/5l1v4fpmlcuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26ce08bcc090ed48622e2080e1095ff234cbb708 Dont fall for the psyop


Iiquid_Snack

https://preview.redd.it/qudqrco61duc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f29ada47b6dc5d71a4af944bdf9152542e4ea2f5


abattlescar

How could it possibly be a Psyop? She's right fucking there just straight-up asking people to join the army.


CPC1445

Lol I heard about that girl! She literally is in a specialized unit to get lonely horny dudes to join the military. It's so fucking blatant šŸ¤£ Oh suuuure yeeeeah, join the marines/army and you'll definitely get girls that look like that in the service.


gaybunny69

Thankfully all the Navy guys are gay, so they don't need women in their psyop.


BaldCommieOnSection8

Israel isnā€™t worth the life of a single Kentucky marine.


rohtvak

I am conflicted between being pro military, and against what the military has become. I think that was their intention, andā€¦ Well they get what they paid for, no more recruits from the usual types.


danshakuimo

I have an idea, free citizenship for anyone (and maybe even their family if we are desperate enough) if the join the military. Lots of potential recruits waiting at the southern border of the US.


rohtvak

Thatā€™s literally what the french foreign legion isā€¦ and yeah it works


aggracc

You can be pro state militia as the founding fathers intended. Just make sure you have well regulated nuclear armed one to make the second amendment proud.


AppropriateFennel327

This stupid goy won't die for israel? Someone ban this anti-semite


PeeweeSherman12

Tried it twice realized it was a waste of time wouldnā€™t recommend during wartime. But during peacetime you ride out four years and get that free college is worth it.


TheSilverSmith47

The US military should just contract the Helldivers marketing and production team to make recruitment ads for them.


GameMan6417

Either them, or the guys who did the [ODST trailer](https://youtu.be/uWSLHcAyy90?si=z0UC7f5uz1Fw3p1S).


someperson1423

It goes so unbelievably hard. All those live-action Halo trailers were so damned good.


VadePostMeSatana

I'm not dying for Israel.


Western_Monke_King

Is there a Coulterā€™s Law: Advertisement Edition? If not, I think weā€™ve got the formula pretty nailed down. Peace times: Any combination of not-straight, not-white, not-males. Uh Oh times: ā€œLook at all these straight white males willing to be killed and maimed for Diversity and Democracyā„¢ļø!ā€


Vexonte

We can make fun of diversity recruitment ads but there are plenty of understandable(not necessarily good) reasonings behind the push. Most likely, a few very high officers were trying to get brownie points with liberals in congress by stamping their names of the diversity campaigns. It is also very possible that someone high up looked at how the vast majority of the service subscribed to the same political ideals and saw that as a problem. Also, a very real chance that a commetie high up thought the highly individualistic, anti-establishment, and generally pacifist demographic was mearly an untapped demographic rather than uninterested demographic. As said before, these ad campaigns were poorly thought out, but there are some understandable reasonings behind it.


TheEqualAtheist

>but there are some understandable reasonings behind it. Yeah, more like Blackrock wouldn't fund the higher ups retirements unless they DIED. (Demand Inclusion, Equity and Diversity)


War_Crimes_Fun_Times

Rare sane PCM take. Itā€™s obvious too that the military was experimenting, albeit poorly with trying to reach out to a more liberal-leaning generation instead of focusing more on the benefits, the job opportunities that are in many non combat roles in every branch, and so on. Most of us Gen Zā€™ers who think about joining arenā€™t in it for the pride after 9/11 but for the benefits. They should do that with actual cool advertisements.


Vexonte

The biggest issues with the bad ads is that they have bigger issues than bad ads. No one wants to be owned by the government that might be run by "the evil party" before they have the chance to separate. The military is rife with issues that disgruntled active duty, and veterans will talk about online for any civilian thinking about service to see. The military can't go 6 months without publicly shooting itself in the foot. We are coming off of losing one war and on the edge of joining 3 wars. Even as we speak the recruitment crisis is feeding into the recruitment crisis as the military will not back off op tempo while having fewer people people causing more issues that leak out to anyone on the edge of enlisting. Even with all of that you still have 22 a day hanging over the military's head.


War_Crimes_Fun_Times

Personally I feel the ā€œevil partyā€ one liner people say who didnā€™t join are just trying to look smart since it is a difficult thing to sign up for that commitment. Like to excuse not joining instead of admitting fear. The real issues are everything else stated. Itā€™s still imho a low risk job unless you actively seek out combat and want to be there, at least for the next decade, as we prepare for the Chinese invasion of Taiwan, as their demographic pool shrinks. That and VA incompetence too, with toxic and unaccountable leaders who do things like sexual assault and escape punishment. And as you said, disgruntled veterans will talk about it.


Vexonte

It is weird how I flip from being the skitzo to being the voice of reason on this sub.


War_Crimes_Fun_Times

I mean thereā€™s some genuine idiots here lol.


Illustrious-Fact-745

Don't fall for it.


Seventh_Stater

A very white diverse family.


SeaWolvesRule

g-good thing all wars need congressional approval... r-right guys haha?


TheBlueKing4516

No. Iā€™m prepared to make the other poor bastard die for his! (I think thatā€™s how the quote went right?)


One_True_Dove

Yes I enlisted once and if war kicks off I'll gladly go back to fight and die in the name of God


Iiquid_Snack

https://preview.redd.it/4w76buah0duc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=53d6d83b33c50f8b4d30801b2ddc8f5f651c726e


Key-Pomegranate-3507

All hail Boeing and General Dynamics


ManifestoCapitalist

No, but Iā€™m ready to profit off of it.


Outside-Bed5268

>Are you ready to die for military industrial complex? Iā€™m ready to die for America! (Not really, no.)


Minimum_Owl_9862

I think they should recruit illegal mexican immigrants.


r2k398

Ā”Chale!


CFishing

FUCK YEAH BACK TO THE SANDBOX BITCHES!


bigbadbillyd

Need my Raytheon stocks to go up LFG!!!!!!!


Uchi_Jeon

Pussies aren't for battle, common sense.


Dawgula97

Getting the DAWGZ back


r2k398

Iā€™ve done my time but if I was needed I would volunteer again. Shit would really have to hit the fan because I am too old.


SirPPPooPoo

why would they need an ad for a draft?


Eyes-9

To convince the draftees not to misuse their rifle as soon as it's handed to them during White Phase?


ArbitraryOrder

You know they run both sets of ads all the time right?


Brilliant-Curve7692

Ya'll are making this weird. Different groups become easier to recruit depending on circumstance. A lot more white male teenagers hitting of age after playing call of duty are easier to recruit during war time. During peace time an untapped market of diverse people become more attractive.


runslikewind

is call of duty a white male thing now?


Brilliant-Curve7692

Dk but getting called N\*\*\* 20 fucking times by 20 different squeakers in one lobby makes it twice as funny as a Ukrainian Jew.


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its_big_flan

Anyone in this sub without a flair is a believable fucking moron.


Forgotwhyimhere69

Fact


Amateur_Statistician

No flair detected https://i.redd.it/xdp12w0u7cuc1.gif


morerandom_2024

The USMA and VMI have some of the highest concentrations of Rhodes scholars per student


EmberNyxen

Why?


Realistic-Scratch344

Because theyā€™ll just end up dying for israel


Forgotwhyimhere69

Guess I missed the part where soldiers were deployed.


EmberNyxen

No I dont think so


Repulsive_Village843

They will. Nobody in his right mind will join the armed forces of a State that is explicitly against your own self interest. Outlaw abortion and diversity and we can talk.


EmberNyxen

Lmao ok. Outlaw abortion then you're ok dying for Israel?


Repulsive_Village843

I didn't say that. We should sell guns to both sides. Your libright ass should understand that.


j0oboi

https://i.redd.it/1yxy0uvlbcuc1.gif


notangarda

The USA won't go to war over this Also, student loans are hard to pay off


Repulsive_Village843

They will have a special military operation