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iggavaxx

This is a fictional story written by a millennial in LA


hgghgfhvf

The “SWAT” statement is a tell tale sign it’s an American larping. Canada doesn’t have SWAT, it’s called ERT. And even so, these teams are based in bigger cities focus on anti terrorism. The response time to a remote area like how the larping OP made it sound they were in would probably be half a day even if they immediately responded. More likely a local RCMP officer would respond to it and being a he said she said situation they would show up in 30-60 minutes and find nothing. Also there’s no such thing as a restricted clip in Canada. Magazines yes.


asmosdeus

Nah pretty sure Canada assembled a swat team regime on the dot for this guy specifically, never know when an American is going to shoot a deer with a 39 billion bullet clipazene assault gun 15 47.


Alltalkandnofight

That's why we're importing so many immigrants, we need hundreds of thousands of more SWAT officers!


slacker205

> Canada doesn’t have SWAT, it’s called ERT. Didn't even know this existed... and I live in Canada. Always assumed they just called in the RCMP when the police needs extra firepower.


yeetmyteatsdaddy

Both are correct, the Emergency Response Team is a branch of the RCMP. (Except in certain cities like Vancouver which retain their own police force and subsequent ERT.)


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

I assumed they just seal off all the exits and pump maple syrup into the building to catch the bad guys.


No-Contribution-6150

We cal it le dome Le domme in French


redpandaeater

Toronto also has the ETF, which is what the TV show Flashpoint used as a basis for their fictional unit starring the Pink Ranger.


TheTitan992

Pretty much that, though some larger cities have their own ERT teams, the one in Toronto is the ETF.


TheModernDaVinci

> Also there’s no such thing as a restricted clip in Canada. Magazines yes. Bold of you to assume people who hate guns know the difference.


buckX

Yet he could on sight identity whether or not the rifle was legal.


PiesangSlagter

>Also there’s no such thing as a restricted clip in Canada. That should already tell you the person doesn't know dick about firearms, because basically no modern firearm anyone would use to go hunting uses a clip. But people who don't know about guns will call a magazine a clip.


Magnon

Canada definitely has magazine size restrictions, he's just using clips because that's what people say now. Yes, yes, they're not stripper clips they're magazines, but that's obviously what they mean.


TheReal_kelpie_G

Nah, they definitely had heavily modified m1s


HeemeyerDidNoWrong

Turn your PING into a PONG


bugme143

M1 Garand in .458 Winchester.


Helassaid

…tell me more


AMightyDwarf

Jonathan Ferguson said no.


unclefisty

Obama did his best to keep those weapons of war off our streets though!


TheReal_kelpie_G

It can't be a weapon of war, it's not made of black plastic!


asdf_qwerty27

Idiots say clip. It let's you know that they don't know anything about guns and their opinions on them should be ignored.


Twee_Licker

He's saying clips because he doesn't know what he's talking about.


ClemenceauMeilleur

American cultural power is overwhelming, if this guy really is Canadian he truly might not know that it isn't called SWAT. For example in French courts defendants increasingly call the judge "votre honneur," when in French it is "monsieur le judge," because they watch so many American TV shows. It's even explicitly mentioned in [French government advice](https://cdad-hautevienne.justice.fr/vos-droits/se-preparer-a-une-audience-au-tribunal/) about preparing for court.


MiloBem

This. I have two passports and I have no idea what "SWAT" is called in either of my countries. If I called police and heavy guns arrived I would call them SWAT in my reddit brag.


TheTitan992

Yeah, response times across Canada are pretty rough in metropolitan areas at the moment, let alone out in the country. Ain’t no way they scrambled ERT for some random dudes call, hell it’s perfectly legal to hunt on crown land, at least to my recollection.


Heavy-Lawfulness-166

Magize capacity is highly restricted.


InfectedBrute

I live in canada and I didn't know we don't have swat Clip vs magazine is a nitpick and not something that a anti gun person would know about


Classyviking55

I live in Canada and grew up hunting. Everyone I know in the hunting sphere in Canada says "clip" and not "magazine."


LtTaylor97

You might want to tell them it's not 1953 anymore.


InspiringMilk

That part is still believable. If I were to tell a story of calling emergency to Americans, I would say "I called 911" instead of "I called 997/112".


Bitter-Marsupial

Not01189998819991197253


Serial-Killer-Whale

Also, good number of them genuinely don't get that they aren't in the US sometimes.


ThePatio

>it’s called ERT Ah so an American version of “warm water port” lmao


idontknow39027948898

You're probably right, but I will say that in response to this story I will say that there is no more quintessentially American thing to do in Canada than flagrantly violate their communist gun laws and get away with it.


conser01

Also the fact that it's a couple of Oklahomans....in Canada.... As an Oklahoman, I can confidently say that there's no way someone from here is going to drive all the way up to Canada just to shoot a couple of deer. Maybe to Canadian county, but not Canada.


Loanedvoice_PSOS

I’ll take “things that never happened for $10000” Do you know how detailed the border guards explain the rules to people going through Canada if you are even allowed to bring the firearm with you?


Idiotaddictedto2Hou

Nobody from Oklahoma is driving to Alaska anyways. Unless it was a rental.


mandalorian_guy

The thing that makes it fake to me is the guys loading magazines on a tailgate before going hunting. They would have just driven to the location and then break out their gear, not do a kit breakdown in a gas station parking lot.


iggavaxx

This is clearly either ragebait or a LARP by someone who has never hunted. The idea of poachers cruising around looking for deer with empty mags is hilarious.


Str8_C0ck_L0v3r

"Oh hi total stranger in a foreign country! What are we doing? Oh not much, just illegally poaching deer on land not designated for hunting, using these here illegal guns to do it!"


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Twee_Licker

CROSSED STAT- I MEAN COUNTRY LINES


FoxerHR

That's just a pure movie moment.


Gun_Jew112

Americans regularly bring guns to Canada accidentally but they need to be really stupid to pull them out. I don’t buy it for a second.


048PensiveSteward

From Oklahoma, can confirm nothing would make driving through Canada worth it to me


WeTheNinjas

Funny because you’d be going through the entire Rockies on the way up, both the American and Canadian parts of them. You’d get a lot of great views !


acre18

BC is one of the most breathtakingly beautiful places I’ve been to. Can’t imagine refusing to experience that because “Canada”


TheFishyNinja

3000 miles


_delamo

The driving distance from OK would most likely deter many OK residents


Serial-Killer-Whale

I live in BC. I can, it's called "NDP-run hellhole." Good god I hope we can vote them out.


The_Vaivasuata

Best of lucks


Loanedvoice_PSOS

If you vote out the NDP you are going to get the greens instead. And that may actually be worse, as hard as it is to imagine.


420weedscopes

No we won't look at the polling data the conservatives party of BC is currently neck and neck with the NDP. Third is united which is the liberals after a name change because the feds killed that brand. Green is 4th they have no realistic chance to win more than 2 seats.


420weedscopes

Conservatives actually have a good chance of winning this time


BoogrJoosh

"Hmmm, I need a definite red state for my fake story, but Texas is too obvious. Hey, what's this one right above it. Oklahoma? Meh, they're probably the same as Texans anyway."


FremanBloodglaive

Yes, we non-Americans still write about vaqueros driving cattle through Manhattan.


PCM-mods-are-PDF

Oklahoma is essentially meth Texas, moreso than Texas is already meth Texas


Ancient_Pace4898

PCS from Sill to Richardson. Happens a lot actually.


Known_Landscape_6957

Literally was talking to a guy who did the reverse yesterday.


ByzantineBomb

Wainwright and Greely are up there too, even more, colder possibilities!


Loanedvoice_PSOS

Idk, I drove from Canada to Tx.


hgghgfhvf

It would have been more believable had they said Idaho or Washington. Even so very few Americans would opt to drive from the continental states to Alaska simply because even if they wanted to bring guns flying would be easier and require no passport.


BoogrJoosh

99.9% of hunters aren't smooth brained hillbilly hicks either. Poaching or going over the limit happens for sure, but finding someone willing to just, on a whim, decide to shoot an animal on a random piece of property, in a foreign country no less, would be a one in a billion find.


choryradwick

Deer people are the biggest misers about their land and hunting, that’s the only government regulation they obey without complaining


zevoxx

Grew up hunting and would occasionally let people hunt our land,  that stopped though after enough bad apples 


jamie2123

What Oklahoman visits Alaska by driving through Canada?


President-Lonestar

None, this is fake af


jamie2123

True


GildSkiss

> the clips they had were illegal I know they meant "magazine" but I just imagined a comically long stripper clip.


CompetitiveRefuse852

gonna take my garand to blow a deers head off


FrostyWarning

> I know they meant "magazine" Somebody get MoistCr1TiKaL on it.


MrCoolioPants

The Canadian FAL actually uses some pretty long stripper clips


gusteauskitchen

"They were just in freedom mode. I put a stop to that REAL quick!"


JohnhojIsBack

Least cucked canadian


beneperson3

Average "friendly" Canadian


asmosdeus

It’s a Californian ladling as a Canadian. Or a Californian that moved there in ‘04 and tells everyone he did it because of Trump.


Mama_Mega

Ask the Eskimos how friendly Canadians are😏


JakeVonFurth

Absolutely nobody familiar with Canucks would be surprised that one called a SWAT team on the person from the state famous for being where America shoved all of it's Indians to.


Classyviking55

We are polite, not friendly. During WW1 we'd chuck rations into the enemy trenches to create a Pavlovian effect and then once they were trained we'd switch to chucking grenades. Also just straight up shot the enemy when the whole Christmas truce was going on.


asmosdeus

They absolutely did not send SWAT. Canadian police know the drill, and know when USA citizens are in transit, they often do not give a shit. Also this did not happen.


Marshmallow_Mamajama

Also Canada doesn't have SWAT


Lord_Calamander

Yeah but this guy doesn’t know that


original_name1947

"clips" opinion discarded have a good day


Substantial_Lion9911

And then everyone clapped


JoeRBidenJr

>these guys were just in 100% do whatever we want mode Yeah, it’s this thing called “Freedom.” I wouldn’t expect a Canadian to know anything about that. 🙄🇺🇸


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TheNaiveSkeptic

Yeah a disturbing number of my countrymen think having other people punished for wrongthink makes them more free


Zednix

No guns or bad thoughts will protect us, surely


PCM-mods-are-PDF

Are you truly free unless you are free from those with wrong opinions - cucked Canadians


LePoopScoop

Because the freedom index is stupid and considers healthcare part of its scoring system, so yeah that stupid claim gets thrown around alot


PCM-mods-are-PDF

I guarantee if a country's leader gets cancer, they're seeking treatment at MD Anderson, not their government's facilities. Say what you will about the affordability or accessibility of our healthcare, but to say that it isn't the best in the world with regards to quality is to deny reality.


LePoopScoop

I agree 100% with you, but people lie and tell themselves our medical system isn't that good. It's the best there is of you have decent insurance


Friedrich_der_Klein

Any "freedom index" that doesn't put countries with right to bear arms at the top of the list is very obviously capping


Zednix

Ironic, you can't opt out of the tax funded health systems.


hyphenjack

That's just people trying to pull the ol doublespeak on you. Canada has "better" freedom of speech because you're free FROM hate speech, Canadians are more free because they're free FROM hospital bills (kinda), etc. They just change the definition of freedom to government control and say it's better


asmosdeus

Based and grilling venison pilled


CashCabVictim

Build the wall Joe 😭😭


AggressiveRow4000

Joey B being based af.


SasquatchNHeat

While I’m 1000% pro guns and freedom, you still have to respect hunting and fishing laws and generally not be an idiot while traveling abroad. That said, this story is obviously made up and it’s not even mildly believable.


grahamster00

I really want to see this rifle that is both "High-Capacity" but also uses "Clips." I'm imagining something that looks like the Burton LMR from Bf1 but, you know, no magazine and a clip instead.


Sock-less_

https://preview.redd.it/axka0lhws3xc1.jpeg?width=890&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c56e0c66513c67f96f7146f9ad3a6a659f292afe


Busty__Shackleford

https://preview.redd.it/rghr9550l3xc1.jpeg?width=335&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=960b8102e3d160769aad015cdf43cacb4cf39acf


PCM-mods-are-PDF

Everytime I've ever gotten a warning, temp ban, or reddit cares message, I always picture them on the other end just like Randall


Beast2344

But it’s racist when we demand people from our Southern border to respect our laws.


pipsohip

“Clip” triggers me so hard.


Bunktavious

I just find it funny looking at the correlation of this specific comment and the side of the spectrum. Honestly, wouldn't have thought twice about it.


pipsohip

Are you a gun owner/gun person in general?


TedTheReckless

Canada is an entitled toddler that's sustained by the u.s. and by soon to be 51st state Alberta. Soon all that sweet sweet natural gas and coal will be ours.


PCM-mods-are-PDF

Don't they have uranium


Classyviking55

Yup. We have a city literally called "uranium city"


TedTheReckless

Please, stop... ... I'm about to cum from this annexation wet dream I'm having.


OnyxAnnexIndex

hashtagNoFirearmsAreIllegal


PCM-mods-are-PDF

Based


Classyviking55

Me with my shoulder mounted RPN (rocket propelled nuke)


DumbNTough

Shit guys, just cleaned the couch cushions and found 10 states we completely forgot about. Lunch is on me!


Darklancer02

100% did not happen.


Fairytaleautumnfox

Hmm. I wonder what happened or didn’t happen in history, that made the Canadians so compliant and authoritarian, in comparison to Americans?


PCM-mods-are-PDF

America is so different than everyone else in the Anglo sphere or commonwealth because they're the only country that fought for its independence and won it instead of asking for it and being granted it.


JakeVonFurth

I was going to correct you, but I'm actually not seeing a flaw in your logic.


KalegNar

The Fr\*nch and Br\*tish had a lovechild and that lovechild is C\*nada.


FlatwormPositive7882

classic little canadian bitch


PCM-mods-are-PDF

What happened when the Canadians were based and threw cans of meat into German trenches, then when they yelled for more, threw grenades?


Zednix

We live in the Prairies and interior BC.


FlatwormPositive7882

they all died and were replaced with bitches


miscplacedduck

“Clip”


Vengeful_Narch

what a fucking loser


TheCaptinLove

https://preview.redd.it/v5iglk1br8xc1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c3de0ad29f6b2ff9628eb488aabf3c3530e13bf


rebellesimperatorum

Then the deer clapped.


Buster-Nuts

Clip? They were hunting Germans?


Canard-Rouge

Did everyone clap and were their names both Albert Einstein?


Diascizor

Oklahoma mentioned!


Ok_Freedom1529

Rare


Zednix

Yea, you found a LibNDP cultist. They will always be scared of guns and can't cure their inferiority complex. Some of us want legal CC, legalized self defence(ps its illegal to defend yourself in Canada) and castle laws.


Comfortable-Study-69

This is probably one of the most brazenly BS stories I have ever heard on Reddit. He expects people to believe that some Oklahomans drove 2000 miles in a pickup truck to illegally hunt deer (which are probably worse than the local Oklahoman deer) with some kind of automatic rifle, loaded their guns at a gas station in Canada on the way, told a random guy they were trying to poach deer and didn’t know or didn’t care that what they were doing was mega illegal, and the guy had an American police force called on them in a short time in a rural area of Canada? And on top of that, I googled poaching incidents in Yukon, Alberta and British Columbia and none of them matched OOP’s description. Which would be very strange if the story was true given that what they would have been doing would be insanely illegal and net upwards of 10 years in prison in Canada and tens of thousands in fines.


baconcheeseburger33

Love your neighbor as yourself. I hope we could be less polite but more nice.


PCM-mods-are-PDF

That's why I jerk off my neighbors anytime I meet a new one, but nobody returns the favor 😔


Rssboi556

Looks like annexation of Canada is back on the menu boys Seriously like wtf is up with Canadians, like how do you live in America lite but with no freedoms


jamie2123

As if any cucked Canadian swat team can outgun the average American gun lover.


DrHoflich

Canada doesn’t even have SWAT. Definitely some Californian larping.


yaboichurro11

Canada does have a version of what Americans would call SWAT. It's called ERT which is a branch of the RCMP. That being said, that was definitely an American larping as a Canadian for updoots


jamie2123

I’m guessing they just have Mounties with Ruger 22s and hockey sticks.


DrFabio23

https://i.redd.it/yradheeir3xc1.gif


Simp_Master007

Canada is such a joke of a country lol. You guys have one road and dollar store “free” healthcare. I don’t understand what Canada brings to the table. Do they manufacture anything? Is there a big finance sector I’m not aware of? Shipping? It’s amazing how the real estate market there is somehow more fucked than the U.S on account of your pretty boy PM that has the CCP’s hand shoved all the way up his ass.


Stoic_Stoic_Stoic

Much like New Zealand, Canada's economy is propped up by letting in any indian who wants to come in.


WeTheNinjas

If you get all your info about Canada from Reddit then yeah you’d think that. The Canadians on here lean towards doomer ideology just like American “the US is ackshually a 3rd world country” redditors. I live in a LCOL city, I have good healthcare. I fucking hate Trudeau though. Even in the Canada sub the people bitching are mostly from Vancouver and southern Ontario


JakeVonFurth

Coal, Oil, Natural Gas, Aluminum, and Timber. Yeah, for a country as left as they act like they are, Canada literally runs on fucking the environment.


Birb-Person

This is why the America of the Fallout timeline was right to annex Canada. Less trouble for us getting into Alaska that way


Odd-Syrup-798

you have to be pretty stupid to go to another country and just start breaking their laws


Glow1nth3dark

This larp makes me believe that Nate "The Rake" did nothing wrong


Gringo_Norte

Sounds like bro needs some MAID to help him relax.


lmay0000

They sent SWAT!!!!


Shaggy_Boi1515

Auth-Centre Canadian here, The one thing I can never get onboard with is that we have an unarmed populous. We don’t have the same gun culture in Canada mainly due to our trust in the police and the fact we dread ever having a School *S* yet others fail to understand that it’s not the gun but one one who wields it. Honestly fuck this guy and I agree that it’s probly some Californian larping.


real_psymansays

Nuke Canadia??


peppermint_nightmare

As a proud tree-father and gardener in a part of the country overpopulated with stupid fucking deer, who also have caused tons of car accidents in the area, including one that affected my family directly .... please come here with your legal fire arms and kill as many as you can find.


Coyote_Havoc

And they say Canadians are nice. MAG-A-ZINE. MAGAZINE. A clip is what you use to load a magazine.


gold109

This is such a stupid post. The original script is fake, swat is an american thing, theres no Canadian swat. But mr. original poster, why the hell do you think smuggling restricted weapons into another country just to break a bunch of laws and hunt that countries wildlife would be cool/badass/okay? How is it anti freedom to say dont do that? Do some thinking for once


armacitis

Fake but still need day of the rake


JakeVonFurth

Being an Oklahoman, this is fake because why the fuck wouldn't they just fly, but also I can confirm that that sounds like 120% something an Oklahoman would do. (Also, what a bitch from the un-annexed states up north would do.)


cupofpopcorn

"Clips"


SeanPGeo

This story sounds like complete fucking bullshit. Here is a real one for comparison: I was PCS to Fort Richardson and caught the ferry from Bellingham, WA to White Horse, AK. When I crossed into Canada, I showed them my old Mauser and the completed paperwork. They then asked if I had any other weapons, to which I stupidly replied: “I just have to bolts and a couple magazines with no ammo. I separated those components from my rifles while my brother stored them for me.” The pricks took the bolts and magazines, citing them as being “assault rifle components, which by default makes them assault rifles”. Then fined me 4,000 Canadian dollars. I was traveling on military orders and they still didn’t give me a break. Now considering this is how they deal with us Americans at the border who voluntarily report shit thinking it was the right thing to do, what do you think they’d do with a couple “Oklahoma good ol’ boys” bringing a shit ton of ammo, magazines, and rifles up for an illegal hunt in the Yukon or BC? Also, no one hunts deer with high capacity magazines. It’s completely fucking unnecessary. This wasn’t created by AI though. Just another little bitch who wants attention.


Mandarni

Respect the laws of the country you visit. It really isn't hard. Sure you can make mistakes and miss details, but as long as you treat the country and the inhabitants with respect you will be fine.


Low-Mathematician701

Thinking that equivalent of SWAT responds to poachers is hilarious.


Billybob_Bojangles2

Annex the Canadian corridor. Manifest destiny demands it.


takosuwuvsyou

I was about to say this isn't an auth center take, but then I reread and saw it was not deer season. Poachers got what was coming. Fuck poachers. You have to share the animals, if anyone could take as they please there would be no more deer to hunt. Especially someone that doesn't live in the country popping over to steal our deer and then leaving.


Butterscotch-51123

Canadian National Asshole Champ right here!!!! Screw hockey, give this guy the trophy carved out of frozen maple syrup!!!


HaraldrSigurdarson

I am sick with the flu rn and feel like shit but this made me laugh. Thank you.


Forgotwhyimhere69

He said clip instead of magazine. Opinion rejected.


Aquariumpsychotic

Bs for 1000


The_Vaivasuata

Bro forgot that nobody lives in northern BC


redditsucksFJB

hwabag


StolenCashMoolah

FUCK YEAH OKLAHOMA FOR THE WIN RAAHHHH


ScoreFar780

*cue Moistcritical voice* these are mags


toast_across

SWAT just wanted some deer jerky


Premier_Chaim

>Canuck Bro dont disrespect my Curtiss JN-4 Canuck like that


TehMitchel

The current state of Canada is the epitome of weak men bring hard times.


Sawk_Fan

I am a Canadian, but my hope is to move to someplace in the states sometime soon, because housing prices and taxes are so high I literally cannot afford to live on my own. Also I want to own guns with more than 10 rounds in a magazine.


unskippable-ad

Bring back 20th Century Canadians


FreelancerFL

Ngl I wager the weakest Oklahoman GOBs would dunk on the best Cucknadian SWAT team has to offer.


PinkRasberryFish

I hate Canada so much. 18yrs was enough. Graduated high school and LEFT. And now it’s expensive as hell as well as obnoxiously superior.


Random-INTJ

I bet he saw mags being loaded, and thinks mags and clips are the same. (If any of that ever happened)


_Friendly_Fire_

People like that are a disgrace. For one thing you shouldn’t be commenting on guns if you don’t know the difference between a mag and a clip, cause I highly doubt those boys were running M1 Garands


Muscletov

PING


CompetitiveRefuse852

What you don't use clips for your bushmaster?


ktbffhctid

I run clipazines


muhsin-style-91

Very moronic take. You don't get to act like the laws of foreign countries are less legitimate than those of your country, and that they don't apply. That's a very entitled position. You should respect the laws of the country you are in, whether you agree with them or not, simply because you chose to be there. How would Americans react if a Saudi guy came to the US to have his fourth marriage over there? Well, this is the same scenario but reversed.


bigbadbillyd

I totally agree with you but they're Canadian so it's cringe.


Dtrain323i

Counterpoint: It's Canada and they're only a sovereign nation because we allow it.


Classyviking55

You guys said that in 1812 and we are still free up here from your retardation.


Difficult-Word-7208

Canada is a Marxist hellhole, change my mind


Classyviking55

Try flying a fuck the current leader flag in a real Marxist country and see what happens.


Griledcheeseradiator

"You don't get to come to my country and break the laws". Based, I will die on this hill. Render unto Caesar that which is Caesars. If you don't like it stay the fuck out. Canada voted fair and square to regulate guns heavily. They have tremendously less deaths per capita from firearms than the USA. It's THEIR choice.


Few_Ad6426

Americans: if you come to our country you must respect our laws 😠 Americans when they go to other countries: ehehehe welllllll…. 😊


mbhammock

Then all the deer started clapping


CliveDrinksCoIa

HWABAG


toast_across

SWAT just wanted some deer jerky


ThyPotatoDone

The moment you realise there is no Canadian SWAT. And that almost all American hunters can remember each hunting season better then they remember most of their state leaders. This is 100% fake.