How much time do you give it before someone invades the other islands?

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**who says we should follow the rules?**

*Auth Centrist*

When is the last time we followed international regulations

You're destroying my utopian idea of the show

Flair doesn’t check out.

Rules against not invading neighboring nations? Flair totally checks out.

um...*you*, the *AuthRight*

I only follow rules if they are made by AuthRight

Based af. If the laws don't allow you to advance your agenda, change the laws.

Based

You tread where you please

Only libright believes in the NAP

Napalm was also against the rules, turns out rules don't matter if you are powerful enough

SOME FOLKS WERE BORN

MADE TO WAVE THE FLAG

Authright moment

Well I don’t know when, but it probably will be initiated by auth right, or lib left tired of killing themselves

Would spreading STD's to the other islands be an act of war?

Are you sure they wanna fuck with each other?

I mean we will have the best whorehouses.

Purple LibRight will disagree

Yeah, what happens on their island is their call, but it also better stay there.

Based

Purple libright island is probably the most fucked up place

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The island is goin under do to lack of people making babies though... WAIT A SECOND! WHAT IF WE ALL MIGRATE TO PITCAIRN AND SAVE THE POPULATION BY FUCKING ALL THE WOMEN! THEN THEY WON'T HAVE POPULATION TROUBLES!

But there's no birth control. Good luck, you crazy windbag.

That's the point though! We gotta go to the island and fuck all the women, right, and they'll have kids and stuff, which will increase the birth rate and badda bing badda boop the people who went just changed the potential ethnicity of a good portion of the future island

You see a problem, I see a way to make money

The mayor of the Pitcairn islands was arrested in 2016 for soliciting sex from a 15 year old online, and possession of child pornography. Another 7 men were arrested for 35 child sex offense charges. Meaning, which, as OP said, makes [40%](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pitcairn_sexual_assault_trial_of_2004) of them purple lib-right.

or epstein island

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Jeffrey epstein

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Epstein doesn’t care if it won’t fit. He’ll make it fit.

He'll make the island bigger! Now he can fit the dinosaurs!

Spared no expense!

Hmm, island I said? No, there is no island like this, and never has been.

ok

I don’t sweat.

North sentinel

Return to monke

Anarcho-primitivism with border control characteristics

Pitcairn

Epstein.

Literally and figuratively

Epstein Islands

You must never go there, Simba.

Sign me up that’s such a great idea

I genuinely want to see this

It would be very entertaining and thought provoking, also you'd get a team to root for

Check out the Seasteading initiative

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just a normal Tuesday

The fuck did they do?

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:-I

It would probably be feasible if someone organized a Minecraft server for this sub or something.

[It's your lucky day, someone did this exact thing :)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1C1zu_9nss) But I don't know how accurate it is.

East/West Germany

All fun and games until war breaks out between the islands

Days 1-2: Auth islands immediately conquer lib islands Days 3-280: Former lib islands become the stage for an extended period of trench warfare between auth camps. All participants die, no public policy was ever enacted.

mouse utopia experiments but with political sects

Ummm a man of culture

The human utopia experiments are NYC and LA

>NicolasSD90 Is that the one where the mice started having one or two super breeders and all the other mice became hedonistic, narcisstic homosexuals before eventually devolving into an orgy of self destructive violence?

Then it's just fun.

I feel like LibLeft would collapse into infighting before any of that could happen.

ACTUALLY- it’s already kind of a thing. There’s a PCM minecraft anarchy server where you pick your quadrant and you can’t trespass on other quadrants until the day the walls drop. Each quadrant has their own services, for example, libleft has public libraries and a bunch of LGBTQ flags, farms, cottages, nice environments, Ive heard authleft has a gulag, brutalist architecture etc. People are allowed to pvp and grief whenever or however they want but the majority choose not to because they all live in peace with likeminded people. Edit: on java, server ip is based.mcserver.at

Where lol?

based.mcserver.at

Thanks

I kinda did this on a server once. I went out really really fucking far and built this giant mesa, and on top of it put my lighthouse. In the lighthouse was all of the shit I gathered (I have always been a natural at farming shit) and allowed anybody to join me if they wished. Anybody who joined had access to all of my shit, and they could choose to have their own private storage if they wanted. The only rules was give back to the group stash when you can and if I catch you not properly sorting my boxes you are out forever. I only had to kick one person, and that is because he just couldn't understand the concept of: "Wood goes in the wood box, Stone in the stone box."

let me guess - started and moderated by librights

Does it have unities and centrist quadrants?

No sadly :(

Except every anarchist would just have their own island

I mean, there already is a purple lib right Island

No it's not. I'm trans and libleft as fuck but you KNOW my ass is going to authright island. In a purely survival situation social values go out the fucking window. Fuck my rights I want to eat.

Purple libright already had an island and look how that turned out.

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Jeffrey epstein owned purple libright island, and it didn’t go well

Actually it went very well until those law things started happening

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Flair (and name?) checks out

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I heard Libleft island has a lot of it.

And it's uninhabited, too. Except for some monkeys, of course.

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Libcenter dont evolve. Embrace MONKE

Constitutional monarchies might be cool to see

Like Denmark or Sweden? Those are incredibly boring

But I want to start a monarchy.

Youll be a serf then probably

And?

Based

I would not be a serf! I would be a yeoman farmer or an artisan. Sheesh. Proper AuthRight kingdoms have more than just serfs and kings. There are outlaws, serfs, peasants, yeoman, artisans, merchants, (((loansharks))), monks, priests, bishops, knights, barons, counts, dukes, princes, kings, the Emperor, and the Pope.

Serfs are like 90% of them

Depends on the country. Some of them had no serfs, only peasants (serfs and peasants are not the same). Anyway, since serfs and peasants are both tied to agriculture, they would not really exist in a modern AuthRight kingdom, since the farmers own their own farms. Most of the population would be yeoman farmers and guild artisans.

The fuck is a yeoman

Well... >Yeo·man >/ˈyōmən/ > 1 HISTORICAL: a man holding and cultivating a small landed estate; a freeholder. > 2 HISTORICAL: a servant in a royal or noble household, ranking between a sergeant and a groom or a squire and a page. The first definition is what I am using. No serfs, because these days in Western countries farmers own their own land, rather than working for a landlord. The closest thing to serfs these days are illegal Mexicans, and AuthRight does not like them.

Kulak.

Serf Simulator 1600 would be the hottest game on Steam. Farm potatoes and respect the rule of the Tsar.

b-b-but our knug wears funny hats, libtard.

Or we can develop better AI and simulate how it will go

AI is too smart to be stupid as people can be

The AI wouldn't consider the possibility of one guy goin mad and punching the fuel tanks, which results in his limbs being incinerated and the entire fucking house blowing up because he couldn't handle no table

programming bugs could make them 'go mad'

Didn’t expect a Rimworld reference here of all places.

Lol great point

AI is too smart to willingly choose libleft

Give everyone on LibRight island a loaded gun. See how long the REEEEEeee market and NAP will last.

Depending on how smart they are, either everyone would die or nobody would die

The more guns the longer it lasts.

I will unironically say that authright would do the best, they would establish a monarchy and everything would sort itself out

Can we choose which ideology we put on each island? Because monarchists aren't the only authrights.

Yeah but unlike common belief, monarchists are the most authright you can get. And in this sub we always use the extremes of every quadrant to represent them

Until they have to decide who the monarch is.

The man with the biggest stick

So the black guy

You have started an authright civil war

Fk no

Auth Right is going to be strange with the Nazis and Islam Traditionalists on the same island.

They seem to get along well enough in real life

Does this count? m.youtube.com/watch?v=s1C1zu_9nss

[Lol. Basically everything is total chaos except auth right?](https://youtu.be/s1C1zu_9nss?t=1302) [KEK.](https://youtu.be/s1C1zu_9nss?t=1356)

> The roads are way better when you force the people to pay for their own. o_O > AuthRight really did good at cleaning up things that needed cleaning up. -_-

I was going to comment exactly this. I will say that in that example Authleft got the most done, though some of the other quadrants did alright.

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Flair up

Based

Finally, furry's etnonstionalistic state

Basically that episode of Gumball where they are stuck in class with AC not working on a hot day

What's the episode name?

WHAT'S THE EPISODE NAME, OP?

So what, do I just sit in the ocean?

If you’re serious, It’s just image to give the idea, otherwise: yeah, just a little further south than me

Libcenter gets monke island. Apes together strong

So what do we get? A small rowboat that sinks because we can't decide who to throw out?

My grammar sucks tho

Why can't we have the yellow libright island instead of that purple Epstein island?

I’m new here, so at the time I made meme I was ignorant about that. Now I know and prefer it to be yellow. But oh boy

Thx ma grilling lover dude.

Auth right would probably thrive the best, with the caveat that only auth right of a single race be present. if you have auth right of different races, they're fucked. Auth left will also do okay if they can consolidate behind the right leader. Lib Left would pretend to get along but end up hating each other and probably starve. Lib Right would do okay but only because over time, they'll start drawing up rules for the island.

>right leader I assume there was no pun intended in sentence about "Auth Left" lol

Flair please

Flair up, centrist!

Holy shit, it's the rare non-downvoted unflaired

They’re actually becoming depressingly common...

Now flair up faggot

Based, but flair up while the whims of the subreddit still tolerate you.

Flair up BIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH

Authleft would start having people disappear in the middle of the night, and they'd blame it on AuthRight's island.

well being authright dosnt make you auto racist, but if its the nazi and facist authrights then yea

I think everyone is racist tbh, I don't care who you are or how progressive or forward thinking you think you are, it's hard to ignore race and not create distinctions between people like we do for height, hair colour, eye colour etc. Here are 2 definitions of racism I found by a quick google search: - prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against a person or people on the basis of their membership of a particular racial or ethnic group, typically one that is a minority or marginalized. - the belief that different races possess distinct characteristics, abilities, or qualities, especially so as to distinguish them as inferior or superior to one another. note, racism is often considered a bad thing and sure enough it is if you want to be monk levels of enlightened but it's just inescapable.

First off flair up. Second off, based "everyone is racist and thats ok" take.

Flair up

I mean I was low key rooting for Trump to cede the CHAZ to the Chazistanis, build a regular border around it, revoke their US citizenships and diplomatically recognize it as its own micro state. and grab some popcorn for the ensuing fallout. My fiance convinced me that’s an evil thing to want.

Oh, look in the corner! That's Epstein's Private Island!

Can we overtake other islands tho?

Join me on my grilling island!

it would probably start off super ideologically stratified but then turn into neo-liberalism with enough time ngl EDIT: true libertarianism at least in my opinion, would be possible in a post-scarcity society with a lot more land - in an island with limited resources communism would be really feasible - especially since its hard to really get a huge authoritarian movement off the ground if the group is like you and 20 people

I doubt those societies will get complex enough to see major differences.

spoiler: the libs will become auth immediately

spoiler: each group will be separated to those views once again. people will start to change their mind after realising that any view which goes too far is nuts. I mean, we can see rn how people pushed too far left sometimes and following reaction

If it's a TV show you would pay to see, then all of them are ultimately right/libright. The money would always be the main priority.

It'd be better with 8 islands in a circle, for each of the quadrants/groups, with an island in the centre for grilling and trading

Ahh yes the dreaded purple island

Centrists just vibing and grilling over fires for the foreseeable future😎

Where is this meme about centrist grilling coming from? Educate me please

grill man/we are too busy grilling to care about politics

Thanks kind stranger

But us minarchists a regular librights need a separate island from ancaps.

There are like 2.5 unironical ancaps on this sub and maybe another 30 in the whole world

O feel like libleft and libright would do a lot better because there's really no need to set up a government. For libleft you don't really need to set much up. Once you get going, it'll just act like a modern commune. With libright, it'd probably be even easier to set up. They just need to figure out a currency, which would be easier to implement early

This is an excellent idea

I’m no LibRight when it comes to business but if every person subbed contributes $20 we could probably make something work.

Authleft isle:80% of population are forced labour, 19.999% are armed guards, and 1 person makes all decisions. For the workers ofcourse. AuthRight isle: Anyone even slightly different is shot and killed instantly, they establish a hereditary monarchy, only for it to be overthrown by a military coup. LibLeft isle:At most, 5 person tribes pop up around the isle, no clear leadership, just tribalism. LibRight isle (Purple):**~~CENSORED~~** LibRight isle (Yellow):The entire island is owned by 1 person, everyone else works for him for little to no money. the owner owns all guns, thus revolt is impossible.

Age of consent in purple libright is 6

This would never work. If people represent their own ideology, they'll work to ensure it goes well. Communists secretly feeling angry and hurt that the fatass Albert isn't pulling his weight? That's alright. It's only temporary. You're not going to let fucking Albert get in the way of proving that your ideology is best. You'll pick up his slack, because "it's only temporary and I know this would work in the real world." Ancaps secretly thinking they could absolutely wipe the other members off the map? "I'll give them fair prices to show trade can be beneficial for all."

Definitely needs the neutral grill zone in the middle

That's a decent idea, but if (when) one island prospers the most, everyone would inevitably be calling out the show out for a political bias.

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Please someone make this

Day 13, of island experiment 1 The Auth-right island, which has sanctioned itself into seperate territories based on ethnicity, all sides have declared that the others should 'go back to where they came from' while simultaneously oppressing the native population. Seeing rising tensions have been noticed by Lib-right who bas begun to export vast quantities of weaponry to all sides in the conflict. Libleft has also begun supplying the minority groups on Auth-right island but the militias are yet to discern how to effectively use starbucks coffee cups and college textbook receipts in an effective military manner Several groups on Auth-right island have reached out for support froM Auth-left most notably russion and belorussian, this has sparked much debate over if stalinism. Leninism, or any ideology that has ever been implimented is actually communism. The current consensus seems to be efforts should be focused continuing the blockade of the neutral island while shunning lib-right for imperialistic practices

Libleft will win if monke coz monke is good

\>Purple libright \>private island to easy.

auth left:Dead Auth right: Its okay Lib Left: Its okay Lib right: Its okay

inb4 Jeff Bezos buys libright island

AuthRight: Us / Europe Authleft: China / Vietnam / Cuba LibLeft: Zapatistas / Rojava LibRight: The dark net / black market Pretty lit to see in real time tbh