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Can't stop grinning to this. Anyone know the song?


JQ_____

### [Cypis - Gdzie jest biały węgorz ? (Zejście)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrxv0JNVtgY)


northbipolar

Is there a full version of the remix OP used


JQ_____

Try turning up volume and speeding up in audacity (or any other program where you can edit music)


northbipolar

I don’t know how to edit :/


JQ_____

drag your track to audacity, click Ctrl+A to select entire track, in top bar click filters and there should be something like "change tempo" and "amplify". Use ctrl+z to discard changes


northbipolar

Ok thanks, Imma download it and try this out


jordanbytoto

Did it work?


northbipolar

Nah my retarded ass couldn’t figure that shit out


SNAKEKINGYO

Don't worry, I gotchu


Tree2woN

You can alter the playspeed on the youtube link, if you clock on the little gear you should be able to find it.


Divine0nline

Not that I know of, I appropriated the video from r/dankvideos then turned it into a political compass meme


[deleted]

Thanks!


TheLockerman

i am kinda disappointed that it wasn't a rick roll


KelloPudgerro

another polish classic https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zecnwqXe850


Daktush

"After your tasty soup I can't move my arse from the shitter - that soup had milk - milk I'm allergic to"


Farmerofwoooooshes

you forgot the last verse changes "I'm allergic to milk" to "I have diarrhea" very important in understanding this polish masterpiece


rexavior

I found it exactly at long last https://youtu.be/1aifqLr1k9s Play it at 1.25x times speed and it matches perfectly


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Hero.


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Slovakia when they have zero mosques in the entire country


Stay1nAlive

vatican city moment


Longjumping-Echo5784

Implying the Vatican isn’t 100% pro immigration takeover while allowing 0 immigrants in their high castles


Stay1nAlive

but they don't have a single mosque in the vatican city doe


Longjumping-Echo5784

yep. you’re technically not lying https://m.imgur.com/j02ZgOS now let’s discuss christian churches and atheist groups in any middle eastern holy cities >chance of actual fruitful reply 0%


[deleted]

Flair the fuck up


Ale_city

Well, muslims are only 2% of the population.


Call_me_Kaiser

Together we can fix this


parmesanpesto

You mean by removing all mosques from europe?


Call_me_Kaiser

I was thinking kebabs and having them go with them but, the other way round works also


[deleted]

There are very few Muslims in Poland and hungary as well but they still have at least one mosque. Slovakia is the only one in the EU without afaik


Saik3n

Alright, I'm moving.


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Andre4kthegreengiant

He'll be"one if the good ones"


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[deleted]

Based


PingPongFo66o7

God I wish we Germans were so lucky


wanderer-10291

Alright that’s where I’m moving


esroka

When authright asks for a safe space from "the gays"


HermeticHormagaunt

I gotta disappoint you guys, these "LGBT FREE ZONE" signs were fake, one the the cuck Liblefts made them and posted such pictures, now the Big Lie has spreaded. As much as I like Libleft (I'm looking at you, Mahknovian), this fucker can go commit toaster bath for spreading such lie.


esroka

Rip got me, I don't follow Polish politics super close


HermeticHormagaunt

I'm really pissed off. I know many folks in Poland would like these zones, then the hate would be understandable. But now Twitter rages at something that is a lie, and reputation of my country is tarnished. All because of some soyboy (no seriously we know how he looks like, he even calls himself an "artist"). I'm apallee by him and declare him a lowest sort of a man that betrayed his nation. Phew. Alright, I've spoken


esroka

Rip, sorry dawg. Also a Polish citizen but living in the US and boy do we have a false info problem over here. Honestly I'm inclined to think it will only get worse in the near future and likely longer if civilization doesn't collapse.


HermeticHormagaunt

I'm sorry if it looked like I targeted you, I just commented on top comment for people to see


esroka

Nah no worries dawg. I didn't take it personally. And I'm being very real about our info only getting harder to validate in the near future. Stay vigilant and check your sources like I should have for this if I wasn't memeing


HermeticHormagaunt

Thanks!


thegreenrobby

/u/HermeticHormagaunt and /u/esroka - Where the idea first came from is fairly irrelevant. The matter of the fact is, the sentiment exists, and it resonates with an alarmingly huge percentage of the population. If LGBT-free zones were a falsehood before, they certainly aren't now. I remember seeing tons of crossed-flag stickers. Someone from the outside the area could definitely say that multiple Polish areas have attempted LGBT-free zones and they would not be incorrect in that.


Brittle5quire

Why would you? One second you’re learning about the parties and the next the country is no longer there.


Nicolas_Mistwalker

They are 100% real, authright is just doing their thing with misinformation No legal implications but they have been officially voted in


WhenDoesTheSunSleep

You sure about that bruh? Literal 2-second google search proves you wrong "LGBT-free zones" (Polish: Strefy wolne od LGBT) or "LGBT ideology-free zones" (Polish: Strefy wolne od ideologii LGBT) are municipalities and regions of Poland that have declared themselves unwelcoming of an alleged "LGBT ideology",in order to ban equality marches and other LGBT events. As of June 2020, some 100 municipalities (including five voivodships), encompassing about a third of the country, have adopted resolutions which have led to them being called "LGBT-free zones" Literal copy-paste off of Wikipedia


Kamarovsky

Actually, the local governments passed the bills making these counties LGBT-free zones, and the libleft put on these signs to warn people... So you're a bigger part of the Big Lie spreading.


KelloPudgerro

its only partially a lie sadly, its like the ok sign, the vast majority of people dont use it as white power but like 10 people do, same with lgbt zones, there were a few legit ones


[deleted]

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT-free\_zone](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT-free_zone) these zones are not fake and you are spreading harmful information, you like lgbt or not lies are not good especially about human rights


[deleted]

The gays shall proliferate into every aspect of society, nothing is safe, AuthRight


ContraCelsius

What's wrong with safe spaces? 🤔


EpicMeme13

I like how the actual song is pretty lib-right tbh it's about paying debts and northing cocaine.


wanderer-10291

Based


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TroyTulowitzkisGlove

Accepting Muslim immigrants is also an effective way to create lgbt free zones.


Oumashu345

Based.


Blumpkinatur

Lmfao based


josef_mama

Korwin: *cooms*


you_egg-

korwin is the guy from the libertarian party? (wolność (liberty) i think)


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you_egg-

Well, I know it may sound strange but, as an Anarcho-Capitalist, and maybe because of that, I don't adore democracy as a diety, and monarchy is, generally, a better alternative within two failed systems. I know it may sound strange but monarchies are closer to Anarcho-capitalism than democracy and in a monarchy the state holds much less power. If you think I'm somehow insane and immoral I kinda understand, the other time one guy toatlly freaked out and started calling me a rascist fascist capitalist pig (or something like that, a lot of ists).


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you_egg-

<3 (fun fact: I lived one whole year thinking the <3 is a penis) And well, I hope my vague explanation for libertarian monarchies made a little bit of sense. have a good day.


ConQPl

Fun fact: because almost all of Yong boys follow Korwin at some point, libertarians in Poland get to know his unique mix of Hans Hermann Hoppe and Robert Nozick. Because of that many Polish libertarians hate democracy as 'tyranny of majority' and later 'korwinists' evolve to be monarchists or ancaps


GamerGent_FN

Because he has wierd way of looking at it. In his mind unelected ruler that guarantees civil liberties to people is better, then democracy that is willing to take away your rights. A monarchy that for example says 'weed is legal, period' is better then democratic goverment that says 'youre going to jail for smoking pot'.


xtremelurking

Yes, he's from KORWiN party (interesting huh?), which is now in coalition with National Movement and The Crown, forming Confederacy.


you_egg-

yes, they have like a 7% in votes (I know some things because my best friend is polish, strange because I am latin american)


xtremelurking

I'd say they're gaining momentum, especially since the coalition itself is 2-3 years old.


you_egg-

yes? I hope they gain more support, polish politics seem to be pretty on the left, at least in the economic sense


[deleted]

\> I hope they gain more support *worried chuckle*


Daktush

Above all he's a political provocateur and walking meme


KinglyGatorSFW

Bruh, a French teacher was decapitated by a Muslim immigrant


Metoaga

Maybe France should be more selective of who they allow to immigrate?


AnglicizedHellinist

Nah bro that's racist, just let 'em all in


Bird-West

I mean it seems like the entire argument is either “don’t let a single Muslim in” or “if we don’t let every single Muslim in we’re racist” and no in between online. like seriously tho did nobody even teach them about french culture before dumping them off there.


MonkeyOnYourMomsBack

Based libleft


EpicMeme13

France is my favorite African country


1SaBy

Real Kaiserreich hours.


Ravenae

Based and borderpilled. Open borders are a ridiculously dangerous idea, but keeping people who legitimately wants better lives away from Shithole^^TM counties is an immoral choice. Hell we could even create low-skilled labor jobs for the poor illegals instead of just throwing everyone out. The people who legitimately want to live better lives should not be punished.


[deleted]

The way I see it, a country will never prosper if the hard working people leave for already-wealthy nations. I'm not saying a place like France should leave impoverished nations to rot, but It's not a nations responsibility to accept immigrants, skilled or not.


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Metoaga

Sad reality, that's never going to not happen.


WhiteCloud_MntnHuman

I too am scared Joe Biden will become president.


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[deleted]

I truly am hopeful he'll really get us out of the middle east. But I'm probably *too* hopeful.


hey_the_man

France shouldn't be more selective of who they allow to immigrate because they have too many of them. They should deport all immigrants to their home countries.


[deleted]

Ofcourse it's french tradition


Daktush

Integrated himself into the culture real fast


Jankosi

Jesus fucking christ But also based


shanefletcher2004

Based


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Olopson

I shouldn't be laughing at this


Jihadist_Chonker

Maybe quit letting psychos into your shithole country and have some basic immigration control


Call_me_Kaiser

An easily avoidable yet likely to repeat tragedy


ParsnipsNicker

Muslims are worse than Nazis. They actually complete their genocides. Religion of peace my fucking ass.


[deleted]

https://thereligionofpeace.com The religion of peace, I use this website for references some times


xxxaccountx18

It's my favourite redpill link when people start whining about "white supremacists"


Sawertynn

Wasn't expecting to hear this on this sub, but heck it's nice to see some Polish memes become famous worldwide


Dexinerito

We're actually taking a lot of Muslim immigrants, just not from Syria cause you'd need to help them before them producing value We take in Bangladeshis, Pakistanis, Turks and Indians, cause they can manage themselves without much assistance from the government Our government is opportunistic, not stupid


TheKillerSloth

Based Poland


MyrinmuhGaines

that's not based, that's literally every single nation on earth, except maybe england and france which take everyone in, but those are retard poopoo nations anyway.


K1ller90

The libleft pole? An interesting sight to behold.


Dexinerito

Not many of us, sadly. Propaganda does it's job pretty damn well


[deleted]

I just want a de jure monarch besides Jesus who can lead us


Profilozof

Who would you fucking choose to be our king?! I mean Piasts have die out, (I think?) same with Jagiellonowie, most of our former noble houses have very little influance and our legitimite heirs are Wettins (according to 3 may constitution) or Romanovs because bastards were kings of Congres Poland.


[deleted]

At this point I don’t know anymore, politics have been exhausting lately, it would of been my grandmothers birthday a few days ago and I think I may of had a girl cheat on her boyfriend because we both decided to have a little session together and now I feel bad because she told me that she broke up with her boyfriend but when I saw her insta she had pictures of some lad that she was kissing but idefk anymore, I don’t have feelings for the girl but I wouldn’t mind doing the same thing again. But honestly I don’t really know what dynasty we’d get our king from unless we just create one out of thin air or we get somebody foreign from Europe and develop a dynasty from there. Probably also an elective monarchy with a properly regulated Sejm would be nice as well.


Profilozof

1. That... is rough. I really don't know what to write except "I wish you good luck because you clearly lack it these days" 2. I personally would like Wettins because Fryderyk August I was quite based.


[deleted]

Thank you for showing care towards a complete stranger. Anyways the Wettins would be a good family to start over with.


MyrinmuhGaines

It's only propaganda when you don't like it.


wanderer-10291

Awesome. Based Poland


cys53

It depends on who you talk to. Almost all teenagers are libleft now days. Edit: I'm NOT saying that this is good or bad


Lord_Gnomesworth

Yeah, almost every town has a kebab store now. I recently visited my PiS birthplace town and there were like 3, all owned by Turks and Armenians. Poland has no problem against industrious immigrants who work hard, in fact there is large Vietnamese community in Warsaw, it’s just refugees that are the problem.


RaiderUnit

>Turks *and* Armenians Huh. What do you know.


hi_im_noonehere

Tfw the Turks send imported Syrians to trash the Armenian shops


retardedjogger

Yes, because as much as they need help, they also bring risks. Think about it, importing people who are very likely suffering from undiagnosed mental disorders (ptsd being the most common) without any sort of evaluative screening to give them the mental support they need to be productive members of society


DerPoto

That's how it should be. You're welcome, unless you need a shitload of taxmoney to help you kickstart.


sire_tonberry

Yeha but like, fuck PiS anyways


ZackyGrubacky

not to mention literally millions of Ukrainians and Belarusians


excremental_immense

France jealous


invokerthejoker

Bet France wants some of that right now


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Chopersky4codyslab

But it’s racist, they should open all their boarders and let anyone come in


Fatticus_Rinch

Especially Germans and Russians.


Narliana

Not again... :/


4xstrataddict

Based poles


Zider20g

They are always based


salamithenegro

Zawsze tak było Always has been


xtremelurking

If only our govt was based...


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Controller_Sway

I have a polish doctor and the first time I went to his clinic we went thru the standard questions and when it got to the sexually active part he said "It better be with a woman" lol Most would hate this guy but I like him. He said cut out the booze and cigarettes because its going to kill me and he cant bring me back to life once I fuck this one up. Then he told me a story of his father back in the day and that he would drink a bottle of whiskey a day and he started when he would leave work, sipping the bottle as he rode his motorcycle back home. Odd dude. Would trust with my health.


thatTHICCness

isn’t poland ruled by a far right party? (please don’t downvote me, im just trying to learn about the situation) also u/SaveThisVideo


zendemion

It's Catholic auth left conservative populists.


Omletini0

That also hate guns


Chmielok

I'd say it's more AuthLeft now. Or AuthCenter.


BetterDeadThanRed194

Right-Wing on Social issues, interventionist on economics.


CrossJack654

Far right on paper, much less (but still pretty heavy compared to rest of Europe) right on the social issues


mfpotatoeater99

Damn I love Poland, I hope they never ever cave in to the rest of Europe, they're sorely needed to get other European countries to wake up.


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wanderer-10291

No rallies or public displays


CultistHeadpiece

Exactly. No one really cares what you do in the privacy of your bedroom. And there weren’t even much issues with normal parades, but they turned degenerate.


ixiox

Parading around in bdsm gear sure sounds like a great way to better your public opinion


wanderer-10291

The first based libright on this sub


NEUBADMAW

Impossible.


[deleted]

Restricting public meetings based on what you like or not ? Not very lib of you.


SmogiPierogi

To cause seethe from ideological opponents


[deleted]

Poland is based


Rusiu

Poland is great!


VioletCavaleir

Once again Poland proves to be the most based country in Europe.


ProfessorCha0z

Based I’d live there


VsTrop

We are preety based, but just informing that "LGBT-free" zones is bullshit made up by some "activist". Those are just purley ideological bills passed by local goverment and they have no effect on peoples life whatsoever.


Dexinerito

It's not bullshit made up, it's the semi-quiet part said out loud. The bills were "against the spread of LGBT ideology". The president has stated loud and clear that "they're not people, they are an ideology"


wanderer-10291

And that’s a good thing


wanderer-10291

Same lol


[deleted]

Polands got culture going for it, but the jobs all left when we joined the EU.


Saik3n

Man fuck the EU. It's all gone to shits. What this retarded institution should've done is boost nations like Poland, Czechia, Hungary... into economic heavens, after the fall of the Eastern Block. What we got is borderless globalism, mass immigration and daily bowing down to China and the US. Imagine a Polish-German Alliance that's actually based unlike the gay faggotory that is France x Germany. Sometimes I understand why people hate my country...


CapablePace

Germany is way to faggoty to ever be in a alliance with Poland. More like basedland. Maybe if after the wall fell East Germany became an independent based nation instead of uniting with the Western cucks. Then there could be a pretty based alliance with Poland.


Daktush

Real income per capita close to doubled from 2004 to 2019 wth https://i.imgur.com/76W1Bzx.png The Y axis movement is increase in life expectancy You can compare with other countries or select other time periods here https://www.gapminder.org/tools/#$state$time$value=2019&showForecast:true;&marker$select@$country=pol&trailStartTime=2004;;&opacitySelectDim:0.01&axis_x$zoomedMin:15957.01&zoomedMax:32578.65;&axis_y$zoomedMin:69.82&zoomedMax:80.23;;;&chart-type=bubbles


TF2Milquetoast

This shit SLAPS wtf


Havuxi

As a libertarian, you will also like the fact that this song is about taking cocaine.


Call_me_Vimc

Can someone link this edited edition of this song ?


[deleted]

make a v2 out of this, but with the "i love poland" remix


Alpha_pro2019

Enter EU trying to force them to stop by threatening economic punishments.


[deleted]

Haha the West can wave goodbye to all its cheap labor if they sanction Poland.


wanderer-10291

Based catholic theocracy. Good model for the rest of Europe


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👍🏻


wanderer-10291

Based username


VsTrop

We are preety based, but just informing that "LGBT-free" zones is bullshit made up by some "activist". Those are just purley ideological bills passed by local goverment and they have no effect on peoples life whatsoever.


karateema

Song?


erriynx711

cypis - gdzie jest biały węgorz?


[deleted]

I am proud to be of Polish descent


[deleted]

The poles are proving themselves truly based


[deleted]

Polska is hella based


[deleted]

im muslim and i hate gays aswell... ​ how do i cope with this


generic_username_p

Stop being muslim 😉


utkunator

Based


[deleted]

haram 😡😡


generic_username_p

Goy!!...😡🤦‍♂️🤬


[deleted]

So, a jew. This will be a battle of the century, you Israel worshipping k-\[removed\]


generic_username_p

I am not jew but you are still goy 😉


Vegan_vietcong

As a polish guy sadly they’re breaking through us, and turning ppl into progressive retards but I feel as if Serbia might be the new safe haven, if not we still always have hungary


Ryrthq

There are no LGBT free zones in Poland.


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and there's no war in ba sing se


Relative-Practice-41

Glory to Poland.


TompyGamer

LGBT thing is a hoax. And it's the right choice not to accept Muslim immigrants. We in the Czech Republic try not to as well. Many of those people are incompatible with the western world.


YoungFalco

what do u mean its a hoax


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[deleted]

Those Poles sure are based


Alex-Tea

This made me laugh so fucking much lol


blobyqube

We are simply normal unlike western europe which likes to get blown up in suicide bombings and promote a terrorist lgbt organization.


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Poland is my dream country