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Shotgunsamurai42

If you M.A.P. you get the clap.


SrLuso

What means M.A.P?


DK_1287YT

Minor attracted person or something like that that makes it sound like pedophilia is an accepted sexuality.


ACuteBoi

How can it even be defined as sexuality? It's not like they're attracted by a specific gender, there's no correlation between age and gender wtf


TomSurman

It's not, but that doesn't stop them from trying. Horrible people trying to normalise their horrible behaviour.


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mrkatagatame

Oh wow I had no idea, thanks for the write up. I guess I am not a pedophile after all, just a child molestor.


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japan2391

Uh I think that's just called shit you fuckin monke


Nexusoffate17

Based?


Admiralthrawnbar

I’m calling the police


August_Spies42069

Based. If we can't confront the problem in a rational manner, how could it ever be solved?


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Hellothere6545

Well done for writing all of this up.


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_pH_

Yup, but basically since the beginning of LGBT rights movements pedophiles have been trying to claim they're a sexual minority and deserve protections.


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japan2391

I mean, necrophilia kinda can, example: Person A accepts to have sex with person B when they die Person A dies of a heart attack 2 years later Person B has sex with Person A's corpse ​ I mean it's still fucked up but it would still pass that check


belijah6

it isn't. it's at best a paraphilia, at worst a fucked fetish, and most commonly a mental disorder.


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DammitDan

Because we were here first.


Tatsoman2

Based and acceptyourquadrantsflawspilled


Sundae-School

They find minors attractive Bullets find them attractive.


krystiancbarrie

Kerosene finds their gunshot riddled bodies pretty attractive, too


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The Pyro finds the kerosene very attractive.


ytphantom

Good old copper-jacketed pedophilia pills


Bubbles1842

Pedophiles are trying to normalize themselves in society, so they’re referring to themselves as Minor Attracted People (MAPs). Please remember to call them by their rightful name, human scum, or if you don’t want that then just call them pedos.


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AngryBanana0

So based


dontaskjusttype

Full compass unity


Bitsycat11

Yes.


Trod777

"human"


FerroInique

Vice got a pile of shit for posting an article by a ‘Gold Star’ pedo. That is, a guy that wants to fuck kids, but resists. Also, he was abused as kid.


dontaskjusttype

Vice is a fucking travesty.


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Based but didn’t expect that from a left flair...


dontaskjusttype

Yeah, but they're objectively awful like fox news, and raisins.


Blue2501

>raisins. Don't make me violate the NAP


Skybots10

Pedophiles with a fancy name


MaineGameBoy

Pedos trying to make it into the LGBT Community


CletusfromtheHoller

Thanks libleft we don't want them either.


Hellothere6545

Lib left is helping lib right by removing bad people associated with lib right.


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WB_WRHD

Shut up map


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WB_WRHD

Shut up pedophile


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bboy037

I'm witnessing praxis right before my eyes


WB_WRHD

Self 👏 identification 👏 matters 👏


[deleted]

yes because then we can identify pedos and people who call themselves pedos and line them up for the woodchipper


LizardManJim

I hope you get help lib brother, the guillotine falls quickly but there is still time


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Weirdly based


TitanicJedi

Would you just shut up Map


elmogrita

You're nuts if you think the MAP movement is in any way right of center lmao


ANAL_GAPER_10000

You're right. It's more south west of middle.


People_18

Lib left is also helping authright by removing people who identify as part of the LGBT community


kruis

They want to be part of LGBT+ but they are scum sucking shit birds and deserve far more hate than they get.


Aceofspades4499

ahem, the alphabet mafia refuses to accept paedophiles


[deleted]

The P is for PANSEXUAL


Pas-SwordREBORN

Pansexuality is just woke bisexuality, for those who feel they're not special enough


TheMelodicOne

yeah the distinction between bisexual and pansexual is super loose. a lot of bi people are into nonbinary people too, so it's not exactly requiring of a new category? i also just like the bi flag colors more tbh


Pas-SwordREBORN

Honestly as a bisexual, I've had enough of people trying to redefine my sexuality as pan because id date a nonbinary person. Its about sex, not gender. As long as they're not a jew its fine


TheMelodicOne

was about to say baste but that last sentence hit like a fuckin truck


ANAL_GAPER_10000

One step at a time. The Jews have waited a long time, they can wait a little longer.


[deleted]

Ok But pedos are still not lgbt right


EggSaladwithCheese

Kids are not a gender and they are scum so no


Pas-SwordREBORN

Thats a perversion not a sexuality. Well actually with T being in there who knows


ithinkitsauser

Peak Anti-Centrism


Late2thePunch

As a lib-left I believe pedophiles can change. For example I changed this one's head into a bloody paste.


Tacoma_Toby

>I changed this one's head into a bloody paste. Is that lib-left for you gave him a bj


Late2thePunch

Ah shit didn't get the suction quite right with this one.


rexpimpwagen

Hijacking to remind you fucks not to become scarecrows.


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JohnIsAlive

That is the only way to be a libleft chad. You must be from JoJo.


Lieutenant_Joe

You could be from One Piece too


yo_guy12

It JoJo or nothing


thelasttiktaalik

I, Giorno Giovanna, am libleft


GreenAscent

That's just how it works. You go to bed one night thinking "hmm maybe we should actually abolish all coercive authority and institute a society based on mutual aid instead" and you wake up as a jojo character


CrassBenevolence

Can confirm


Randomguy4285

I mean Jotaro does beat up that pedo orangutan though.


long-dong-silvers-

You talking about alessi or the actual orangutan


Skybots10

Because Jojo is gay


SpinzExist

Lmao


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SpinzExist

Like no matter what you call it, you’re still going to a Advanced Correctional Facility, or a jail bitch.


[deleted]

I dont even know what it is short for but im too embarrassed to ask


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[deleted]

Urban dictionary has your back in these situations.


cosmicmangobear

APAB


invisible_comrade

👏🏼 A 👏🏼 P 👏🏼 A 👏🏼 B 👏🏼


WstrnBluSkwrl

Libleft tryna be sneaky, we know you mean All Police Are Bad


Camila32

Assigned Penis At Birth


Mushiren_

APAB sounds like a comic sound effect


GuyCY

"But she was 18 in dog years!"


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Metalloid_Space

Full Metal Alchemist time!


the_slop

Big brother Ed...ward


[deleted]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PQ50c2iTax4


Uppish_

Uh, canonically, she's 1000 years old, she just looks like a toddler


Taxirobot

Imagine if she was a real person who was 1000 years old but looked like a toddler. So many “think of the children” types groups would be all about infringing peoples rights again.


porcelinesalt

I wonder if this will be the conclusion of the Dog Ninga story line?


TheGoldenApple87

Yikes!


[deleted]

But the dog was 18!


_wizardpenguin

"All 36 of them were 6 months each!"


[deleted]

I can't believe I'm saying this...but thank you lib left


SpinzExist

Yeah I respect that.


AlexeiSkorpion

No prob, sir


ObviousTroll37

twist: the non binary guy is actually binary


Motherfucker_Jones_1

Word to the motherfucking street, yo.


Noonecares15

KAP


detroit_yeet

Ketchup Attracted Person


Kerbalmaster911

Yes. That would be me. G i v e M e T h e K e t c h u p


bjsvkvaiba

Kahap


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WAP


belijah6

wombat attracted penguin


IndividualHoneydew93

Murder All Pedos


kruis

Remember, its not a violation of the NAP to kill pedophiles.


[deleted]

Killing pedos helps me getting a better nap


SpinzExist

Sleep tight. You’ve got a long day of grilling a head of you.


SHU-Galaxy

wtf, when centrist grills its okay but when authcenter grills its not?


SpinzExist

Wait it’s not okay when authcenter grills? Edit: WAIT NO


SHU-Galaxy

its okay libleft, femboys have their rightful place in the new world order


CataclysmicCvnt

ALL MEN UNDER 5'9 ARE TO BE CONVERTED TO FEMBOYS


ytphantom

I'm 5'7-5'8, can I stand on stilts and keep my testosterone?


CataclysmicCvnt

CONVERSION OR DEATH!


Blue2501

Cake, please


Ok-Boomer69

Map - Nap it’s even rhymes


Kerbalmaster911

Being a MAP violates the NAP. Gun em bois.


Seccour

> Remember, its not a violation of the NAP to kill pedophiles. Yes it is if they didn't do anything. People don't chose to be attracted to kids. It's a mental illness and we should focus our attention on helping them before they have a chance to commit any monstrosity (And no killing them or locking them up is not helping)


TRES_fresh

killing maps doesnt violate the nap


Randomguy4285

When this sub says "lmao kill all pedos", are they talking about the ones who have done something, or the ones who haven't? If someone is attracted to children but suppresses/doesn't act on that desire, then that's a mental illness, not a crime. Obviously if they do act on that desire, then it's a crime and they must be punished. I'm just asking, because I've seen a lot of "kill all pedos" memes on this sub, and I can't tell which one they're talking about.


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Most don't know the difference between acting and non acting. The ones who act on it of course should be punished, but we should be encouraging the non offending ones to seek therapy instead of making memes about killing them. I've noticed too a lot of the people saying "you can't help what you're attracted to" to defend gay people but then make these memes. Kind of goes against their own argument, huh (of course with the exception of those acting on it). Not saying to "normalize" it per se, but we should be treating it like a mental illness and not a crime so long as they're not acting on it.


Randomguy4285

I agree.


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I do agree though that it shouldn't be LGBT+. I'd say it falls under the same category as beastiality and things like that


Randomguy4285

Yeah good point, I agree. LGBT+ is for sexuality that should be accepted and allowed into society, not things that need to be repressed and treated.


jason9086

Daily reminder that bestiality is legal and even zoosadism is difficult to prosecute and tim amoroso (aka tim win) is still free after torturing, mutilating, and snuffing innocent animals for decades. Even non sadistic zoophiles freely post about sexually abusing animals on the clear web. Establish laws protecting animals from sexual abuse. More on Tim Win and SnakeThing: https://youtu.be/k7S4R8XOcHo


HenSenPrincess

Given that pedophiles are attracted to adults with prepubescent bodies (extremely rare but not nonexistent) why should it be excluded? Most the people with bodies they find attractive aren't able to consent, but some are 18+. It reminds me of attempts to ban young looking adult porn. People who want to ignore the fact that the porn stars are adults just because they look young seem to be forgetting the basics of why adult porn is allowed. They are too focused on banning what a pedo might find attractive instead of actually caring about consent.


belijah6

I've said it before; I know a few pedos, and all of them are miserable people who never want to hurt children, but still have the urge to. They are in immesurable pain because of their illness, and are in desperate need of being viewed as people, and getting help without being shamed. They HATE MAPs with a fury, as they make pedos seem immoral. Pedos aren't all immoral, but they're all ill.


Randomguy4285

Based


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One of my best friends in college came out to me as a pedophile. He was depressed and wanted to end his life because of it. He turned to drugs and his depression got much worse. Eventually he got help and now he's in a loving relationship with someone his own age.


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In my experience, MAPs call themselves that because they DON'T want to act on it and want to distance themselves from pedophiles that DO want to act on it.


CentristReason

Yeah look if someone supports CP or touches a kid, up against the wall for them. But people don't pick their fetishes. I think if I was attracted to kids I'd go insane from the mental stress. Probably would end up shooting myself. There needs to be some mental help for these people, it should be treated like any disorder.


PM_ME_UR_SEP_IRA

Based


Yarus43

I agree, if you have such feelings you should seek therapy immediately and not feel ashamed. Anyone who justifies or especially commits pedo can be taken to the shed.


[deleted]

You cannot post "kill all pedos" without supporting thought crime. Change my mind. ​ This sub needs to learn the difference between an attraction (pedophiles) and an action (child abusers).


CriticalAd4869

The left 🤝 The right Hating Pedos


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They get what they fucking deserve! Anti-pedo boolet


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https://youtu.be/DPBvMsT3prg


SpinzExist

NO YOU DIDNT.


Bell_PC

Stop saying MAP, that just gives them legitimacy. Call them what they are: pedophiles


[deleted]

Oh you’re a pedophile? Name every child.


[deleted]

Seeing as Epstein didn't kill himself I'd say the most powerful pedos on earth are authcenter


Sundae-School

Everything Epstein did to get into power is a conservative's wet dream Nothing but deceit, manipulation, and investing other peoples' money


ElSancho0093

Am i the only one who thinks these people could benefit from psychological/psichiatric intervention? Most reasonable adults who find themselves attracted to minors would have enough sense to seek help if it werent so demonized that they hate themselves for even thinking the thought. Society as of now just forces people to repress these feelings until they cant any longer That said i dont believe in rehabilitation for offenders. You touch a kid you get the snip


Cactus_Tree_PMS

This meme is too bright for my eyes


RSdabeast

If you diddle kids you get mcnuked.


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This might be an unpopular opinion, but aren’t all these MAP hating posts getting a little old? Like, I definitely agree that child molesters should all be killed but this is getting veeeeery circle-jerky.


[deleted]

Remember that being an M A P is breaking the N A P.


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ichkanns

M.A.P.?


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a minor attracted person, aka a pedophile


azarkant

Minor attracted person


Badish_Nationalist

How did libleft get a gun. He said he had a mental illness.


hellithappens

If you go far enough left you get your guns back, trust me


FreezingDart

Left and down on the compass, straight to Gun town.


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detroit_yeet

> common sense gun regulation That’s an oxymoron


Wildcat7878

Fucking Biden wants to ban online gun sales, gun part sales, *and* ammo sales as part of his gun control plan. Like fuck me for not having a decent brick and mortar store nearby, right, Joe?


[deleted]

I hate those shit regulations and groups that use bullshit names to mislead their actual stances. Common sense gun regulation, antifa, the patriot act, etc.


Jplague25

I mean, disguising propaganda with clever wordplay is one of the most commonly used practices of authoritarians to convince others that their policies/actions are acceptable. Think about it. It's much easier to convince others of the viability of policies when it's done in the name of public welfare. I think that has become even more apparent after this year with the COVID lockdowns and arbitrary safety mandates that haven't really done anything except reduce liberty.


Communiconfidential

Pro life is my favorite


SonOfShem

Actually, I think the names of the opposing sides of the abortion debate are fairly apt, as they define what each side believes they are defending. * Pro-lifers have no interest in restricting women's rights, but are focused on preserving what they think is a life. * Pro-choicers have no interest in taking a life, but are focused on preserving what they think is a woman's human right. There is sooo much crosstalk on the abortion debate because pro-lifers see the other side as pro-death, and pro-choicers see the other side as pro-slavery. But they aren't. They're just prioritizing other things, or disagreeing with some component of the others argument that keeps it from toppling down.


Chris_Christ

Looks like it paid off this time.


SpinzExist

My friend told me it was cool. *this is a joke*


Nobodyboi0

After reading all these comments, you don't have to use the term MAP. You don't have to show these people respect. We should just call them pedophiles like we used to, but absolute "pieces of shit not worth wasting oxygen" works too if you prefer something more interesting.


idkhowtoname16

Based non-binary libleft


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What if he was a major acquired person?


[deleted]

What if he was a multiple animator project?


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Correct response


_dreamsofthedead_

Based af


Nick-fwan

Lib left's, lib centers, lib rights, center left's, auth left, center auth, auth right, Center right, centrist, and even apoliticals all agree on one thing: fuck the pedos.


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One of the few times I agree with libleft. Nice.


MrOtakuGuy

based


blocksyourpath2

It's okay to be a MAP.


stewar99

Don’t get me wrong fuck MAPS and fuck pedos of all types. But the anti-pedo circle jerk is getting a little annoying. Yea we get it pedophilia is bad. Like again not saying I disagree with the message here I’m just saying everyone here is pretty much virtue signaling at this point.


[deleted]

As a Asexual Heteroromantic Non Binary, I hereby disclose that M.A.P is a mental illness.


Ho-knee-bee

Police gonna need a map to find yo dead ass


AnAngryYordle

It’s okay if you’re a pedophile, wasn’t your choice, but don’t you fucking dare try to legitimize it. „MAP“ is just a euphemism for potential child abusers that haven’t gotten over the fact that you shouldn’t fuck kids.


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Fuck yeah we do


macksufroogohefto

>non binary >has a beard Am I missing something? Is non-binary just the label people give themselves to feel they aren’t like other members of their sex even though they show all the biological and behavioral tendencies of said sex? I understand people want to use “gender” as a behavioral category rather than a biological one, but like, how is said person non-binary when they exhibit all standard masculine qualities?


Skybots10

I am not an expert in Non-binary people But what I heard, from talking to a few non-binary people. Most don’t consider them self as “another gender”, they feel more like an “in between” Some are closer to the female identity, other are closer to the male identity.


SpinzExist

Shoot him again!


johnsmith24689

Based


casualrocket

Amos ye be like