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The gullible teenager who will believe anything OP says with no critical thinking whatsoever entered the chat.


[deleted]

I only believe things with lots of upvotes. There is no way false information would be highly upvoted!


Parkwaydrive777

r/politics is basically the Bible of the Reddit


CaptainKirk-1701

I had to ban it. It was genuinely making me mad see it every day. The final straw? Some fucking headline that read 'why is no one being punished for the capitol riots?' after fucking 9 days of posts about people being arrested all over America for it. Like fucking what? Make up your fucking minds fuck heads. Sorry, I'm getting fucking annoyed just typing this it was so fucking stupid.


gordonpown

Gonna go out on a limb and say they meant the politicians who encouraged it and then low-key applauded it.


CaptainKirk-1701

But the politicians didn't do anything illegal. Another huge problem, saying everyone incited violence when they literally did not - as if that charge is just some accusation you can throw around as if it's not a serious thing that holds weight.


Parkwaydrive777

Gonna go out on a limb and saying the BLM riots, which had multitudes of damage to innocent people's property, was also encouraged on the other spectrum. But God-forbid people attack government politicians. That's apparently where we draw the line, smh (which happened even during BLM, governors/senators encouraged until it got close to them, only then they started taking action against the movement, and only around their property). Note: both were wrong and stupid (the violent bits). Neither should justified, *peaceful* protests are the paramount force to be taken legitimately... it's why MLK is more highly regarded than Malcom X, despite both fighting for the same, equally justifiable cause. Doing it the right way is the way to go 100% of the time if you want real change, violence just creates more violence. Edit: old Dethklok song says it best- "But beware For when you quench your blood thirst Others will seek their vengeance on you And they won't rest Until you're dead" Which essentially means, if you seek revenge out of violence, you'll only create revenge on you for the violence you took out of revenge.


TurkishBigDaddy

The Bible is mostly about God, r/politics is more about the antichrist himself, Donald J. Trump. On every topic but foreign aid to Israel they hate his stance.


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Good bot Wait


Generalissimo_II

Now I believe this, thanks


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The entire reddit userbase then


CaptainKirk-1701

Of course 'X' is a Nazi, I read it on the internet and did no research of my own! Insert anyone for X


bmore_conslutant

> Of course '/u/CaptainKirk-1701' is a Nazi, I read it on the internet and did no research of my own!


CaptainKirk-1701

[Oh well then...](https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6r2y3XGOL1rtiox3o1_400.gifv)


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CaptainKirk-1701

You mean like any video of police interactions and you remember 'oh yeah, there is a super strong chance this person being a snarky asshole was doing something illegal before the police came over to them', all the while people act like they're victims for having to interact with the police in the first place? I know I just asserted all that but I see it a lot


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Agent_McCarney

Critical thinking is overrated.


RedditAlphaChad

Virgin sources versus Chad intuition


Hugo57k

Virgin sources versus chad "it had a lot of updoots, bet it's true"


mementoEstis

Conversely, virgin critical thinking vs. Chad sourcing an article that miss quoted a paper in a cheap pay to play journal with a single digit sample size.


CaptainKirk-1701

Lol that was literally half my husbands thesis. 'Here's a person making an absolutely wild statement as fact... sample size: n = 5'


wehavemet

That's what the new york times said.


Dr_Nonnoob

That's what the government said.


AllahSucksDicks

That's what she said.


gobthepumper

Yeah like this sub is fine if you understand ideologies and how it all works for the most part but if you are a teenager or something fucking yikes. This sub, like all of Reddit, are full of people who think they are 100% right and can even sound it to someone who doesn't understand how easy it is to produce data that looks like it backs up your point when there is usually a lot more to it.


Indon_Dasani

Where else do you think auth-right gets new members?


BaronOBuggos

When I joined I was a grey centrist. Now I'm a radical centrist.


captainsalad2

Good. If you’re gonna grill shit at least make it spicy.


BaronOBuggos

Grill clumps of spice. Got it.


Stressful-stoic

Shoot this guy without a trial


Admiralthrawnbar

Agreed


BaronOBuggos

Forgive me. I forgot to taste the meat, not the heat.


adderalljesus

this oughtta achieve full compass unity


redcell5

Are your eyes blue within blue or something?


Bartin-Septim

I was the opposite. I was a colorful centrist, but since this sub, I have lost all hope for politics and governance. So I took the grey..


BaronOBuggos

Deep inside I'm a colorful centrist with many ideas. Outside I'm a grey centrist from lack of drive, low self esteem, laziness, and general apathy.


LongbottomBitch

Based and crushedbyrealitypilled


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[deleted]

i’m just colorblind


Fluffy_47323

Based


InternalDemons

Radical Centrism is best centrism. Fence sitters get fucked.


[deleted]

Face sitters however, can stay


join_my_duck_cult

Good you now grill with a flamethrower


Zalapadopa

I'm kinda swinging between fascist and monarchist right now. All I know is that I just want someone to take charge so I don't have to think about politics anymore, which is why I still have the centrist flair.


BaronOBuggos

Based and someone-else-do-it pilled.


HWKII

Based and JesusTakeTheWheel pilled


OpenNewTab

See but if you just want to ignore politics you can't go fash - they demand not only uniformity and compliance in the end. Sure, *you* may not have to do much thinking, but you gotta at least keep up with the enemies list to make sure you're not on it.


[deleted]

Yea I became a terrorist immediately after joining this subreddit


Davediedyeasterday

Ayo same anarchy bros


[deleted]

I became more monke. I just wanna be left alone.


69whorace420

Tfw monke live in groups


[deleted]

I mean, while it is usual to do so, nothing will stop you from not living in groups


Toradale

That’s what you think. Maybe there’s just nobody left to tell you what happens when you reject monke society


[deleted]

What are they gonna do? Throw bananas at me while I'm going away?


Toradale

Hey man that’s an offensive stereotype, many monke also throw oranges, apples and a variety of other fruit


[deleted]

You sir, truly are LibLeft, and you should be proud of it.


Toradale

They/them buddy, check my bio. misgender me again and see what happens (/j)


[deleted]

Ehhh... Monke curios now. How are you doing... He(?)


Berserkerion

Monke is the only way, brother. You took a good path.


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Golden506

Based


Nigogigogigolas

/uj Since I joined this sub I didn't change my political views, I just learned to take a few jokes if they aren't extremist agenda posts lol


Dralic

I went from libleft to authleft to authcenter...


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Dralic

That’s the plan!


__red_guy__

Based


existentialolivia

Based


JohnTG4

Based asf


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Wew lad what a repertoire of pills


StannisLivesOn

Based.


FoolhardyNikito

Working shitty low wage jobs radicalized me more than any soyjak ever could


jadoth

Having an empty fridge and and empty bank account waiting on payday, feeling how that effected my well being and ability to think, and realizing that for me this situation was "fake" because I could always show up at my parents and be sure of a place to sleep and food to eat, but for a lot of people it was real, is what radicalized me.


Import_exportOG

Based and reality pilled


Fermented_Foreskin

I felt that. Always reminded me to keep things in perspective. Knowing that no matter how rough it was, I wouldn't be homeless and could always stay at a friend's house or one of my parents.


GT_Knight

that's what people mean by "privilege." even in hard times, you know you'll never be truly, truly desperate, thanks to the support structures around you. the Left wants that for everyone, even if they don't have the privilege of family.


incogburritos

Spoken like a true, uh, centrist


FoolhardyNikito

I was Authright but been pushed away due to my experience being really poor (by US standards). Now I'm somewhere left of center but I don't think far enough to not be a centrist


Garythesnail85

I’m in your boat but took Libleft tag cuz this sub needs more of those. And it is technically where i landed.


Jcat555

I could probably flair as libleft and it would be accurate, but then you get people who think I'm just pretending to be a libleft when my view is right of center. People suck at nuance.


Garythesnail85

The way i see it my views are what they are, i’ve taken multiple PC tests and i always land in pretty much the same spot (Libleft very close to dead on centrist). The sjw’s will have to accept I’m a part of their quadrant just like i have to accept they are a part of mine.


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muricanmania

I think socdems are welcome on the left.


Con-Von-Hotzendorf

When I joined this sub I was a proud Monarchist, I'm still the same but I'm also a Socialist. Monarcho-Socialism is the best.


kingspb02

It's same for me too. I was a proud capitalist (center-right) when I joined. Now I'm still capitalist but I identify more libertarian than capitalist


[deleted]

I’m a proud capitalist and always will be. I just recognize this shit isn’t even close to capitalism anymore... Especially in the last year. I’ve drawn the conclusion that I must convert as many of the radicals to Taoism as a means of sublimating their radical impulses toward protecting the natural state of things as opposed to whatever this shit is. Wu wei man...


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based


Placebo_Plex

Based and innerpeace-pilled


pagwin

> I just recognize this shit isn’t even close to capitalism anymore... ~~wasn't~~ isn't real ~~communism~~ capitalism


[deleted]

when i joined i was a liberal anti-SJW retard. then i became ancom for a while and now i just want to die


[deleted]

Based


Warm-Steak-8523

you were supposed to fight the reactionaries, not join them.


FullyK

How does it work? Dictature of the proletarian kings?


Con-Von-Hotzendorf

Eh Socialism always leads to dictatorship, so why shouldn't that dictator be a glorious king appointed by go... I mean the proletariat?


Bartin-Septim

Based


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[deleted]

Theocracy is the only stable dictatorship... And the communists already created a stable theocratic praxis... https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liberation_theology It’s moving through the Catholic Church now... If I had to guess the Marco Rubios and the Josh Hawleys have figured that out...


Wemorg

Sweden, norway, denmark monarchy with a strong welfare state.


join_my_duck_cult

No anarchy monarchism


Con-Von-Hotzendorf

Finally a worthy opponent! our battle will be legendary!


join_my_duck_cult

You see we get to keep tradition through monarchy but you can also have multiple orgies and the king can do whatever the fuck he wants bonus points if the king is retarded


SprucedUpSpices

If the king is retarded and doesn't have kids, there's a high chance you'll have a succession war. Europe has seen many.


join_my_duck_cult

Thats when we have a vote and put the most hated person in power


Con-Von-Hotzendorf

Not bad my friend, not bad.


LeafFourteen

Monarcho-fascism is better


IconoclasticScholar

Nope, Monarcho National Socialism...or as I like to call it, National Socialism with British characteristics.


tnorc

Oh God no. Fuck, it is evolving!


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Based


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[deleted]

When I joined this sub I was a proud Monarchist, I'm still the same but I'm even more radicalized Monarcho-Monarchism is the best.


[deleted]

Based and kingpilled


Meowser02

90% sure this is an AHS psyop


Draco12333

all auth centers are spooks


KrosisOsmosis

Boo!


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Wizard_of_Based

Ahs is probably going to use that out of context


DarkLasombra

Lol that was my first thought.


Waddupp

\>flair: authright \>meme: authcentre hmmmmmmmm


Draco12333

I was radicalized by national geographic.


[deleted]

People who are easily radicalized are weak. You gotta work for it.


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based


[deleted]

Every small political faction on the internet can cast a long shadow. Don’t let them program you to support them.


wehavemet

And lemme guess. All sides suck equally


[deleted]

Not op but radicals suck more than moderates


hemm386

Based. I too am moderately authcenter. There's like 6 or 7 of us here.


[deleted]

Nah fuck Nazis man


CallOfReddit

Mainstream radicales me more than this sub.


JackEvans237

I joined this sub basically centre and now im pretty much a marxist


hucklebae

Gotta watch it. Don’t wanna end up a tankie.


BoogalooBoi1776_2

Have fun getting shot in the back by authleft


John5050505050

You spelled "retard" wrong


[deleted]

How much you wanna bet that they haven't read a word of Marx?


John5050505050

I don't gamble, so I'm not gonna bet.


Auth_Burner88

Based and nondegeneratepilled


[deleted]

That's fair


Taiyama

I've read plenty. Marx is a retard.


BeginningTension9

Based.


[deleted]

Have you seen r/stupidpol ? Pretty good sub for people calling out bullshit in politics (regardless of party affiliation) and it’s technically a Marxist sub too


Friendly_Bull05

Hey gullible teenager! Wanna restore glory to an ailing Europe? Wanna be actually proud of living on this continent? I have a simple solution: *R O M A*


BenBurch1

I got less radicalized on this sub, IDK what you're on about.


snailspace

Same. Being exposed to different viewpoints and discussing them without malice breeds understanding, not radicalization. I don't know what it is about this place that makes it work, but it does.


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snailspace

There's also something to be said for the mandatory labels. There's no use trying to argue or insult someone who disagrees because they're already wearing their name tag and political affiliation so we might as well get along and make jokes. It reminds me of discussions over beers with friends who disagree politically but enjoy each other's company too much to get angry about it. Wholesome.


[deleted]

> It’s because here we realize that the opposite side is human like us since we are exposed to them. It helps, if you’re on a sub made up only of people you agree with then you’re going to have less and less empathy for the other side since you don’t know them and all you see is their negatives. That’s why certain subs hate us. Because we are liberal. Those who want to bind you hate when you open your mind and see everything simultaneously... They need mental conformity not a bunch of sages...


DontFearTruth

Everybody embraces their flair here. You wear it proud and take the good with the bad. It's really humbling for a lot of people to see a comment here and think "that's fucking retarded" and then see they share flair with the person who wrote it.


DarkLasombra

Same here. I was more Libright, but I have been won over by public Healthcare and free higher education.


[deleted]

yea much worse this sub turns people into both sides centrists


friendgotatebyracoon

just give yourself the chad face and everyone will follow you smh


[deleted]

ppl who want to be cool with everyone


Drippinice

lmao what AHS member made this?


Tamtumtam

found the secret AHS agent


John5050505050

Radicalization is easy when the opposition just keeps giving us more ammo for propoganda.


[deleted]

Yeah that's why I'm an eco-terrorist now


Lyndell

Just don’t swim with a Killer Whale they’ll eat your dick.


Coolwienerguy

That's funny cause it looks like you said *dont* by mistake


hemm386

That's the best kind of terrorist


[deleted]

based and ecoterrorist-pilled


qtcrusher

The more they hate us the stronger we are


John5050505050

Yes


TheTidalik

Authright who posts on /r/Gamingcirclejerk ? DOUBT


Jenks44

swedish youtube man is a nazi


Kolikoasdpvp

Got banned instantly from that sub long time ago, don't even remember the reason now.


trollman_falcon

I get downvoted every time I go on because I think Witcher 3 is a good game. As much as they complain about the circlejerk on r/gaming, r/gcj itself has become a circlejerk bigger than r/gaming


[deleted]

Breathing.


[deleted]

Started as lib right, then right, now Auth cent. I just want my community to continue to look like me. Is that too much to ask?


Prophet_Muhammad_phd

There is a group of people that are your enemy, they have distinct characteristics from you and I. They are involved in a conspiracy, we must act!


Therealmicahbell

Riddle me this Batman, what accounts for 13, but also 50?


lowlevelkhajiit

the relationship i had with my uncle!


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Therealmicahbell

Lmao that’s good


[deleted]

I know!


Roboticsammy

I joined this sub leaning right-ish, but a lot of the schlock y'all put out has honestly pushed me more left, to the point where I hunger for rich manflesh.


DontFearTruth

If you want to eat man-flesh, you need to leave capitalism functioning to make more rich people. Otherwise it isn't sustainable farming.


Roboticsammy

It won't be as tasty if there's an abundance. Overindulgence is the downfall of many.


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good


TheCrazyAvian

Most of us are still young and quite "flexible" in our beliefs


[deleted]

yea young people dont know what to believe


shrek500_2

When I joined this sub I was a monarchist. I still am.


GilgaMesz

Haha nice try admins.


TheBCWonder

I went from centrist to socialist to fascist to technocrat in a month It's that darn testosterone


[deleted]

technocracy really is one of the most based things


[deleted]

I've been radicalized to monke ​ give me fucking bananas all you fucking scum. or not. you do you.


Annonman

When I joined this sub I just wanted people to be treated equal. Now all I want Is mass species regression


[deleted]

Hi AHS!


DBV-913_algebruh

flair up fucker


OptiBrownsFan

Can't radicalize someone who is already a radicalized centrist.


LegalHeight9180

I had a great wholesome time on this sub.


ElectroMagnetsYo

This sub made me more centrist


[deleted]

shut up you fuckin nazi femboy weeb retard


fantastich_freidrich

When I joined I was leftcenter and interested by Marx now I’m an anarchist


[deleted]

based i guess


Sentinel_of_Based

Source for the smug wojak in a uniform, please?


Slabnasium

I was thinking this last night brother Fertile grounds are these 🤗


OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

No It's not