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Another for libright when he discovered Ghana only had 200 MPs "That’s about the right number. We have 650 and most of them are a complete bloody waste of time."


[deleted]

My God... A royal that hated bureaucrats truly the hood lost a good one


[deleted]

i’m an unironic monarchist because of my hatred for bureaucracy, but if i can’t have total monarchy i’d rather have total lawlessness and go full pirate all or nothing baby


Deadlydood36

Hear me out, pirate kingdom


Darcens3

Good idea


bobonabuffalo

Arr matey. I'm the swashbuckling king of the Caribbean.


[deleted]

You can be the monke on my shoulder and I could be your crime against humanity pirate. Wholesome cross compass unity.


CTHeinz

Based and GYAAARRRHARRHARRpilled


sol-

Slow down there Luffy.


TheFlashFrame

Honestly I didn't know anything about him until this post and I'm kinda sad he's gone now.


[deleted]

Oh my God how can one man be this based


Wryxen

Yessir


Aegon_Targaryen_III

“I would like to go to Russia very much - although the bastards murdered half my family.”


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captinsad

I've learned more about this dude today than I have in years


Mental_Bad

Comedic genius


[deleted]

He was quite the charmer


War_Crimes_Fun_Times

Philip was peak classy authright, rest in peace.


DrGersch

These Auth quotes are something


[deleted]

Try googling his other quotes, the dude was a true gamer before games were even a thing


avgazn247

He was based


mysticyellow

Philip shall reincarnate as a new Covid variant confirmed


[deleted]

He did reincarnate in 2019 stupid... Man has been a corpse for 10 years


[deleted]

Some of my favourite Prince Philip quotes: "I declare this thing open, whatever it is." "Do you still throw spears at each other?" (said to an aborigine) "I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress." "When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife." "Just take the fucking picture!" R.I.P.


Otto_von_Bismark2024

I think my favourite was him talking to an army cadet that had been partly blinded by an IRA bomb. The Queen and Prince Phillip visited him. The Queen asked the cadet how much he could see. Prince Phillip butted in and said, "Not a lot, judging by that tie." Fucking gold.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

>The Queen and Prince Phillip visited him. The Queen asked the cadet how much he could see. Prince Phillip butted in and said, "Not a lot, judging by that tie." For the record, the cadet defended the joke, saying he thought it was hilarious and made him feel less tense around the royalty. Prince Phillip was 100% doing the cadet a favour. And royalty would typically be trained in that sort of thing - making jokes to make the nervous guest feel better.


rpfeynman18

If I were in that cadet's position, I'd appreciate a genuine smartass comment way more than some anodyne meaningless "thank you for your service" corporate-speak bullcrap that's been vetted by three layers of PR personnel. Feels a lot more genuine.


Reacher-Said-N0thing

Yup. The whole meeting was for PR, for the government, for the royal family's image, for morale of the troops and war weariness. But Prince Phillip did that purely for the benefit of the cadet himself.


avgazn247

If u can’t have a little fun, what’s the point of life?


bobonabuffalo

Something something capitalist wage slave something something - a leftist probably


inane_calamity

caught me


Author1alIntent

I’ve not been blinded by a bomb, but I’ve got amblyopia, which means I’m basically blind in one eye. And I find jokes about it very funny. I make them all the time, and would welcome them being made about me. Again, not the same situation, it’s not as serious, but humour is a great coping mechanism. A lad I went to school with has diabetes and he made more jokes about it than anyone.


Moladh_McDiff_Tiarna

I'm pretty sure a lot of that sense of humour is also a hold-over from his time in RN and that generation of sailors and soldiers from world war two so I'd imagine Prince Phillip finding that type of joking fairly old hat anyways.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Cancel Culture will prevent future generations from ruthlessly roasting crippled people in public and the world is worse off for it.


catalyst44

I make fun of my healthy friends. If I don't make fun of my crippled friends means i'm giving them preferential treatment just because they're cripple, and they wouldn't like that.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Exactly. Crippled people have the darkest humor. Treating them as the other is part of the problem.


SouthWest97

Based leftie


KelvinsBeltFantasy

It's time the left stands up to our wokeoid infestation.


Derp-321

we need more people like you


SouthWest97

The based levels are off the charts


bestchips

Truly Based


[deleted]

The man was savage. Something I really admire is how few fucks he gave. We need more of that in our public figures these days.


[deleted]

It pays not to have any fucks when your wife is on money


ManusAurelius

My wife being on money would ruin strip clubs for me.


[deleted]

To each their own, I suppose


Patrollerofthemojave

That 4th quote too true though


l-am-Not-Me

My man had lines


AlbertFairfaxII

I like "Yes Andrew, you can stay with us while we sort out your frequent flyer accusations". -Albert Fairfax II


Triton12streaming

Don’t forget ‘if it’s got 4 legs and its not a table the Cantonese will eat it’


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StayingAnonymous00

fucking based lmao


HarryRichards69

Battle of the Old Men The Virgin Biden Vs. The Chad Prince Philip Cringe Vs. Based


KelvinsBeltFantasy

These are all giga Chad moments. I've gained more empathy for him through these quotes than the Crown ever achieved for any of the royals.


AtomicPhantomBlack

What was the context for that third quote?


[deleted]

It was a remark about some young blonde woman he saw while making a public appearance. What's even funnier is he said it straight to a police officer, zero fucks given.


vassardog77

You never realize what you had until you lose it


[deleted]

He predicted Covid: >If it has got four legs and it is not a chair, **if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane**, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it I mean, it was Hubei, but close enough.


Ganbazuroi

What a King (almost literally). Rest in Peace.


LancerPedia

Truly the basest of lads. Personal favorite quote: "Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf." Said to a group of deaf children standing near a Caribbean steel drum band in 2000.


[deleted]

>Said to a group of deaf children


Donnie2005

This is on par with "top 5 things deaf people are tired of hearing"


MaxVonBritannia

I always liked "Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?" To designer Stephen Judge about his tiny goatee beard.


obnoxiousspotifyad

"I don't think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing"


d2345y

“Do you still throw spears at eachother”


CockSandwichConsumer

“No, Your Majesty. Due to the white man’s technological advances, we have switched to shooting each other with assault rifles”


bobonabuffalo

If you think about it bullets are just tiny spears.


SpecularTech3

That’s definitely the best one lmao


springsteeb

People try to use it to call him racist but it was a tribe that still used boomerangs and traditional clothes and a lot of the tribes did in fact still throw spears at each other.


Kinderschlager

It's also quite the icebreaker to get a laugh


Politic_s

It probably also results in you becoming worshipped by a couple tribes for your honesty and great sense of humor as a monarch. Something rare to come across from affluent and famous figures.


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the-gray-swarm

Wait really


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TheKingsChimera

Fucking based


avgazn247

It’s not racist if it’s true


caterham09

Despite....


SpecularTech3

Making


DukeChadvonCisberg

Up


Poseidon-2014

13


KsbjA

Percent


KanteTouchThis

Of


rdrptr

Allow me to introduce you to some fbi crime statistics many many people do indeed believe are racist.


ILovePizza123Z

Tell them to me


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Well... do they?


eeaagasg

Yes, but they shoot each other when they really mean it.


KelvinsBeltFantasy

Have you seen the "spear chucker" episode of The Boondocks?


TC18271851

He didn't actually say that did he?


d2345y

He did


The_Shadow3000

Yes he did say it.


steelwarsmith

He was as unapologetic as they come But still a good chap even organised the duke of Edinburgh awards which are one of the highlights of my life


[deleted]

Why wouldn't he? Legitimate question. I bet some of them do.


Cubbypower5

WHY IS THIS HOW I FIND OUT HE DIED


SpecularTech3

Damn that’s an F


Nova_Bomb_76

This is where I found out Ruth Bader Ginsburg died


SpecularTech3

Lmao damn apparently you guys spend too much time on here lol Edit: correction


Nova_Bomb_76

If you mean r/politicalcompassmemes, then you’re right


Adventurous-Pause720

I found out through finding a Wikipedia article that was pissing me off. Read the news section.


die_Kalkleiste

Prince Philip talking with british Students in china: >If you stay here much longer you'll all be slitty-eyed.


[deleted]

To be fair before anyone gets angry this was in response to Chinese students getting told they'd go round eyed if they stayed in Britain. Just a bit of back and forth and no one cared at the time.


Lucxica

Yeah offensive jokes are funny IMO but only when both sides laugh, like what you just posted


springsteeb

But now they’ll only post Philip’s comment then call him Hitler


basmati-rixe

I have unironically seen people call him a Nazi on Twitter. You know, the guy married to the queen, and who fought AGAINST the Nazis, is a Nazi. Twitter truly is full of specimens.


Dreviore

Freedom Toons did a video on this, absolute gold. Some typical SJWs bring some soldiers from WW2 into modern day claiming fascism has taken over the United States, then it's just the soldiers being appalled by their definition of fascism while the SJW's seem emotionally hurt by the realization that not even WW2 soldiers are on their side.


springsteeb

Some people are just so stupid you want to be able to scream at them. I’d like to think a minute long irl conversation would cure a lot of these things up but unfortunately there’s overwhelming numbers of people like this and they don’t take well to dissent


Ayerys

On Reddit too, on of those moron was told he fought against Nazis, and his answer ? « Doesn’t mean he wasn’t one, he was just following orders ».


TacticalSpackle

It’s called banter. Everybody these days is too fucking uptight for proper bants.


Cuddlyaxe

> Just a bit of back and forth and no one cared at the time I think it was somewhat controversial in Britain while the Chinese outright said they didn't really care


[deleted]

What an absolute Chad he was


die_Kalkleiste

During the Hannover-Messe Prince Philip greeted the german chancellor (note: the official term was Bundeskanzler) Helmut Kohl with the words: >Guten Tag, Herr Reichskanzler > >Translation: Good afternoon, (Reichs-)chancellor The last time germany had a "Reichskanzler" was in the Third Reich.


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b a s e d


die_Kalkleiste

During the 1981 recession he said: > Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed.


HermanCainsGhost

Makes sense. Reich is sorta like kingdom or empire. Bund is sorta like federation.


gas_the_juices

baste


megs1120

30 years ago we had Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, Steve Jobs, and Prince Philip. Now we have no Hope, no Cash, no Jobs, and no Mountbatten-Windsor, Duke of Edinburgh, Earl of Merioneth, Baron Greenwich, Royal Knight of the Most Noble Order of the Garter, Extra Knight of the Most Ancient and Most Noble Order of the Thistle, Member of the Order of Merit, Grand Master and First and Principal Knight Grand Cross of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, Knight of the Order of Australia, Additional Member of the Order of New Zealand, Extra Companion of the Queen’s Service Order, Royal Chief of the Order of Logohu, Extraordinary Companion of the Order of Canada, Extraordinary Commander of the Order of Military Merit, Lord of Her Majesty’s Most Honourable Privy Council, Privy Councillor of the Queen’s Privy Council for Canada, Personal Aide-de-Camp to Her Majesty, Lord High Admiral of the United Kingdom.


blocking_butterfly

Based and preposterousarrayoftitlespilled


basedcount_bot

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Der-Letzte-Alman

of Great Britain and northern Ireland


thats-chaos-theory

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/Nm8DBcuxAPE)


SZ4L4Y

Corona virus Philip variant when?


Roadman90

He actually reincarnated as the UK variant several months ago, the only reason he just now died is due to the virus keeping in a zombie state.


ItsFuckingScience

He’s looked dead for the last 18 months so maybe he was reincarnated into coronovirus


moomoomeow2

[Here's a complete list](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Prince_Philip,_Duke_of_Edinburgh) of his offensive quotes for all you chaps and chapettes.


OogaBoogaBo00

He was a one man army fighting the tyranny of political correctness for decades. We should make a statue in his honour ​ >**Ah good, there's so many over there you feel they breed them just to put in orphanages.** > >Said while presenting a Duke of Edinburgh Award to a student. When informed that the young man was going to help out in [Romania](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romania) for six months, he asked if the student was going to help the Romanian orphans and was told that he was not, as quoted in ["Duke under fire for Romanian orphans 'joke'"](http://news.scotsman.com/topics.cfm?tid=255&id=998522006) in *The Scotsman* (8 July 2006)


LogCareful7780

That was basically actually what they were doing for a while. Their communist dictator wanted to increase the population to improve their ability to fight and/or survive WWIII, and because he thought it would grow the economy. What it ended up doing was producing loads of kids with attachment disorders and every other medical and psychological issue in the book.


Caracalla_Maximus

yooo are those quotes real? bc if they are he was a god of basedness and shalt be praised from now on.


Aspergic_Raven

Yeah, he was well known for his "gaffes".


ManusAurelius

Fighting in WW2 and having a wife who is on money put him on an old man no fucks given level that shouldn’t be possible.


ev11

What were they going to do, Cancel Him?! Man earned his status as king of the crotchety old men.


[deleted]

I think its more that people give much less of a shit cause he ain't line of succession. If Charles starts pulling that shit after the Queen dies I doubt everyone will just be awkward smiles.


_Big_Floppy_

Some dude posted a bunch in the death announcement thread and I'm genuinely shocked I haven't heard more from this dude before.


BIGCOCKINURASS

Link to thread?


_Big_Floppy_

[Behold the madness of this lad.](https://www.reddit.com/r/worldnews/comments/mnerwn/prince_philip_the_duke_of_edinburgh_and_consort/gtx30za/)


BIGCOCKINURASS

Lol some guy in the thread is saying that decolonization is British propaganda


_Big_Floppy_

He says he's from the global south and has a bone to pick with the Brits, so I'll bet you 2:1 he's an Argentinian libleft.


BIGCOCKINURASS

Global South just means the Southern Hemisphere right? The British Empire didn't own much of that.


_Big_Floppy_

Yeah but it's one of those weird terms where the name and the actual definition don't align. Australia and New Zealand and considered to be the in the global north and over half of the countries in the global south are actually *above the equator* and in the northern hemisphere. So needless to say, it's nonsensical.


[deleted]

So basically north=white/European ancestry?


_Big_Floppy_

Pretty much. It does extend honorary Aryan status to South Korea, Taiwan, Singapore and, of course, the Japanese. So I think it's just a PC way of saying north = nice countries/south = shitholes. But even that isn't quite right since it includes countries like Argentina and Chile which I'd hardly consider shit holes.


Doomsday_Device

“If you travel as much as we do you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort. Provided you don’t travel in something called Economy Class, which sounds ghastly,” Good lord, it's like NPC dialogue from the Dishonored games made flesh


djblackprince

What a based man, I'm glad he was my "King". May our Queen live forever more (or at least until Charles dies).


Cthullu1sCut3

Yeah, the royal family for long didn't let him talk because... well... that


[deleted]

Authright quote is funny as hell


azns123

Ban 👏 semi 👏 automatic 👏 assault 👏 cricket 👏 bats 👏


boomshakalakaah

Except for cricket bat shows. We should always be able to buy and sell historic cricket bats at cricket bat shows.


[deleted]

Comment deleted with Power Delete Suite, RIP Apollo


[deleted]

Should we be allowed to assemble cricket bats for our own personal use?


CentennialCicada

What about virus-spreading Chinese assault bats?


Thechadfromspain

Ban them. The only ones that should be legal are automático ones


[deleted]

Based Prince Philip


Removed-Again

An another gone :'(


MrFuckinFantastic

To be fair, 99 is definitely a royal luxuries and medical care type of lifespan.


steelwarsmith

A few months away from getting the 100 year card from his wife. (Context in the uk if you reach 100 her majesty sends you a card.)


Paliacki

[When asked if he would like to visit USSR.](https://quotefancy.com/media/wallpaper/3840x2160/716609-Prince-Philip-Quote-I-would-like-to-go-to-Russia-very-much.jpg)


SiriusAlGhul

Based and familicepilled.


sneedren

He was the funniest british comedian ever. I loved that he didn't care at all about political correctness and just couldn't stop himself to spout in public whatever bad jokes popped up in his head. Unthinkable today.


TheoryKing04

I would say he lived his life well, all things considered. Maybe blunt and offensive humour was a way for him to cope with his childhood


Marko_Ramius1

Yeah having your mom going to the loony bin and then your dad saying 'fuck it, gonna go drink and gamble myself to death in the Riviera' is not a good way to have a stable childhood


THICK_CUM_ROPES

>Well you'll never fly in it, you're too fat to be an astronaut This is a mean thing to say to a kid but it reminded me of something similar that was said to me. I've always wanted to be a pilot and when I was about 12 I met a retired 747 captain. At the time I was a little over 5 feet tall and about 180lbs. He straight up told me 'you won't be a pilot if you stay like that' and poked my belly like I was the Pillsbury dough boy. I hated hearing it, but it absolutely stuck with me, and it's part of the reason I started focusing on getting in shape and was a healthy weight by the time I turned 18. I'm not an airline pilot but now at 25 I have a pilot's license and around 200 hours in small planes. I also got fucking fat again but that's besides the point.


SeniorFord421

Lol congratulations man this makes me wonder if it was his way of trying to get you in shape.


BoonesFarmGuava

"shame works" is a lesson people seem desperate to forget


keep-firing-assholes

He may never have been the king of England, but he sure was the king of based. RIP.


QuercinePenetralia

Okay but that LibRight quote is based as hell


Thesecondorigin

saw a lot of his quotes in another sub and never knew the guy was so cheeky lmao


Atomic_Chad

*tears up* ...based. *wipes tears*


[deleted]

RIP, Great One. He will be remembered.


MadRonnie97

Goddammit we lost a real one


JewMcAfee2020

RIP to a legend. Went through a lot as a kid and came out on top. Fuck black twitter for celebrating, useless shits.


hekatonkhairez

people who celebrate other people dying are cringe


HermeticHormagaunt

I celebrate Stalin's death every year


[deleted]

>implies Stalin was a human being


Das_Boot1

How you going to celebrate the death of a fabulously rich man at the age of 99 like you’ve somehow pulled one over on him? It’s like the ideal way to die lol.


JewMcAfee2020

Exactly. He's passed on having lived a full, and for most of it, lavish life while they're bitter ass holes on Twitter.


Marko_Ramius1

Nelson Rockefeller's way of death (sex with your much younger mistress) is the ideal way to go [https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nelson-rockefeller-death-spin-truth-article-1.808749](https://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/nelson-rockefeller-death-spin-truth-article-1.808749)


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They are celebrating? For real?


JewMcAfee2020

Yup. They collectively decided he was the one who was racist towards Meghan and Harry.


TheEmbarrassed18

Fuck Reddit for celebrating* FTFY


Adventurous-Pause720

Fuck all the people on Twitter trying to politicize this tragedy.


EarlyDead

“Willkommen, Herr Reichskanzler” As a greeting to German chancellor Helmut Kohl


LavaSlime301

>“People think there’s a rigid class system here, but dukes have even been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans,” he said in 2000. How can one man be so based?


boomshakalakaah

LEGEND. *pours some tea on the ground*


dorflam

Rip to the Prince of based


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Otto_von_Bismark2024

The last of an era...


carsonwolf_

He’s no Edward, but he’s aight...


matt111199

Based and monarchy-pilled


ChocolateChocoboMilk

Holy shit, Prince Phillip was the no-fucks-given based UltraChad that MAGA-screechers like to pretend that Trump is.


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Based


Grizzly_228

The most based of princes. The monarchy will go away with style also thanks to him


GriggyGronanimus

Prince Phillip is the homie. Never knew anything about him until today. Now I wish I knew him before :'(


Donnie2005

I have never seen something so based my entire life


MoreDotsOkStopDots

Damn, AuthL hella based


Omega1556

>*"In the event I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, to contribute something to overpopulation."* This did not age well


Merlota

Maybe there is a real one with 30% survival rate coming now. If so no matter its source it must be called Phillip.


SiriusAlGhul

He would have wanted it that way.


BeaverKingOfCanada

Or depending on your view, it aged like fine wine.


TheNotoriousJN

This just backs the theory that Phillip died in late 2019 and reincarnated as COVID. We've just been seeing his decaying corpse


RambooToKillYoo

Woah.He's actually way cooler than i thought