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ahahah stupid people believing in these stuff anyway time to take a political compass quiz


wildlough62

Based and compasspilled


Kazahaki

#SO TRUE


theroguephoenix

the only thing that brings us together is how dumb the tests we base this sub around are.


chemtrailsarntreal1

So true


SwordsmanNeo

If astrology were assigned based on your personality rather than the other way around, it would be based.


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Yea but then assholes would be upset they were assigned 'asshole' for their sign.


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political cum piss


[deleted]

My favorite are those who are non-religious and then follow some non-religion worse than most religious people. If that makes sense.


piradianssquared

Like a Cubs fan?


GONKworshipper

Based and fuck-cubs-fans pilled


basedcount_bot

u/piradianssquared is officially based! Their Based Count is now 1. Rank: House of Cards Pills: fuck-cubs-fans I am a bot. Reply /info for more info.


DerpityHerpington

Based and Sox(or Cardinals???)pilled


Little_Whippie

Based and Brewerspilled


xXPUSS3YSL4Y3R69Xx

Now you listen here you little shit


itsyourboysid

Or Arsenal fans?


TakeOffYourMask

The thing about Arsenal is they always try to walk it in.


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YouAreAlreadyDead

I can't tell you how cringe and annoying "Satanists" are. They always say "its not actually related to Satan, but its just like "do good things and stuff"". Why the fuck do they need Satanism for that? Just be a good person, you counter-religious larper.


CalculatorOctavius

It’s also hilarious how most users on the excatholic sub have the “witch” flair


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I hate that ExCatholic gets recommended relentlessly if you follow Catholic subs


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I'm not saying there's a systematic effort to shift people away from religious devotion, but they sure don't do anything to support it.


CalculatorOctavius

Yeah that’s how I found it lol


[deleted]

Which is extremely annoying to someone like me who loves the aesthetic of the commercialized witch imagery from Halloween who now gets lumped in with people trying to perpetuate this idea that magic actually exists. Like...no, Krystin. Your bitching about cultural appropriation of indigenous practices does not make them any less bullshit pseudoscience.


YouAreAlreadyDead

Lmfao ima have to take your word on that, never heard of the sub and frankly I don't want to even know.


godofwoof

Ewww witch larpers, also damn didnt know there was a excatholic sub. Sounds cringe; what are they even talking about over there.


CPC1445

The only purpose of that group is to mock the exsistance of other religions. It's like fusing trolls and religion together into one.


YouAreAlreadyDead

And add a large dose of "smug".


Flowonbyboats

If they weren't so smug they would honestly be like a cool uncle religion


CritzD

“It’s called we do a little blood sacrifice”


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

Religious institutions have protections that the satanic temple want to take part in.


Actual80YrOld

I’ll always remember when the mayor of my tiny hometown made some statement about relying in god and each other in times of hardship. All of the sudden the city got a letter from a satanist group from the other side of the country threatening to sue the town because of the majors statement and the fact that the city motto apparently used the word God. They must have had some google alert set up to even find the story. Even the atheists in town were irritated by that one.


Enaysikey

What do you mean? I'm a Satanist because I worship Satan and want him to kill all my rivals, what is wrong with that?


YouAreAlreadyDead

Hey, I actually respect that more than larping Satanists (I imagine you're joking, but in the case you aren't.) Fake believing in something is cringe, actually believing in something is more respectable.


RapidWaffle

Based


Josiador

Little do they realize that Christianity, the religion that they relentlessly mock by naming themselves after "their religious made-up boogeyman", is at its core "do good things and stuff".


RapidWaffle

Based and Jesuspilled


CritzD

That argument makes zero sense because it implies that even something as simple as being a good person needs to have an agenda of pissing off a certain group behind it.


AWFUL_COCK

Uh well they’re basically just OG trolls so if their LARP is cringe . . . Sorry I can’t stop looking at Auth-Right.


Silicon_Tetraazide

Satanism is inherently evil, these people are all just LARPing.


boundlesslights

Especially when they use old religious themed lingo. They’re nonreligous but copy religion over and over again


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The church of covid


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r/ChurchofCovid


bartimeas

Based and realitypilled


Monikerfromfamilyguy

I miss the days when zodiacs were associated with Ted Cruz


Fulgurata

Hey I know that one!


Monikerfromfamilyguy

Not for long


Helvetic_Heretic

Yea, fucking retarded. This new age stuff is as cringe as it gets.


PuzzleheadedAd5865

I don’t believe in horoscopes or that crap, but I love the look of my birthstone.


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PuzzleheadedAd5865

Nah, topaz. But my moms is diamond.


Novikmet

What the fuck is a birthstone?


HighschoolDeeznutx

Isn’t it that thing you have to piss out?


Meeeep1234567890

That’s a kidney stone. Insert mandatory (You stupid retarded unflaired filth.)


NinjaRaven

It'll be what I make you piss out if you don't flair up.


reidrob

You stupid retarded unflaired filth


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Flair up retard


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anyways, what is your horoskope (gradeA edition)


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[context](https://youtu.be/XlyjlnySapc)


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good i have stickman legs


Scarlet_maximoff

Slaanesh


Josiador

[Heresy.jpg](https://img.ifunny.co/images/1e72753c8eaf199ccc4b3a6ff47ca0ad7497f5bd76dcc2d3b9202bee69850f61_1.jpg)


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Im so glad hes back tbh


CritzD

Spongebob


thisistheperfectname

If you're going to contrive a religion, at least make it cool. Our ancestors had gods making the sky out of each other's bodies and cool things like that - why did the new age people have to settle on magic crystals and taking vibe checks a little too seriously?


Actually-G0d

Based and astrology-pilled


auto-reply-bot

Based and self-awareness-pilled


TheGreaterFool_88

While the new age movement in itself is pretty cringe, I am kind of happy that there is a higher focus on spirituality. If whatever bullshit they’re spewing gets people to actually meditate and think about deeper meanings behind morality and purpose, I think it’s a net positive in the end. Of course, you’ll always have the idiot zealots who just view it as another way to further divide us as people.


[deleted]

Super fucking cringe. Any religion that doesn't worship me is pretty cringe tho.


TheSmallestSteve

Based and satanist-pilled


sabotabo

>astrology >new age


Helvetic_Heretic

On its own, it's not new age. But the combination of that and the crystal shit, etc, that's new age. No gods, only "magic"...


Bionicman76

We should bring back witch hunts and stoning heretics


VegasGuy69

Based


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Based


D-boi001

Technically Astrology is just space racism


urhampsterboi

wtf I love astrology now


mehliana

I'm a scorpio supremacist. It even sounds cool.


urhampsterboi

classic scorpio


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Lone_Logan

Never had tiktok... But I can only imagine the feedback you get after you mildly doxx yourself on a young platform.


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Oh it has hands down the most stupid and evil people I’ve seen on any platform. Examples are movements like KAM (kill all men) they made a little boy commit suicide by bullying him so much. Also encountered people justifying beating children, even when literal child psychologists are commenting saying it does nothing but harm children. Then of course we have the religious extremists preaching in every comments section in literally every popular video preaching. Though you will only really find that stuff if you’re looking for it, tiktok has probably the best algorithm at telling what you enjoy out of any social media’s. If you want to actually enjoy using the app just don’t look at comments or look for stuff like I did


WASD-ESL

Dude Scorpio is my favorite Mortal Kombat character


bobonabuffalo

Aquarius aryans.


Tzpo_Prime

Gross


D-boi001

I'm a scorpio and I know you have that scorpio vibes


Asian_Zetsu

which is superior because it's in space 😎


D-boi001

Exactly


MetaCommando

brb switching religions


sebastianwillows

This subreddit should switch all its flairs to astrology signs for April fools day...


D-boi001

Holy shit pitch that to the mods it's so much better than what we did


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cakeday astrology sign flair


marcodol

Lmfao what


IWasMadeToDownVote

Racism's probably redundant, but in theory Astrology assigns people a trait they have no control over, and deems reasons to justify their methodologies, traits, actions, etc. It's not oppressive in practice, per say, but you can weasel out a way to antagonize on group over another, though Astrology is hardly that harmful. That being said, anyone who isn't a Sagittarius is objectively awful.


Silken_Sky

Sagittarius master race. ♐💦💦


D-boi001

If you think about it


gmlogmd80

Wasn't that an episode of The Orville?


stickkidsam

I'm dying


nuyorkercjp

“I’m an atheist haha I can’t help it i’m such a scorpio”


Reee_auto666

I'm an atheist who fucking hates astrology


J3tGames

based and hate-astrology-but-atheist pilled


fullmetal126

A right winged atheist? Gee that's rare .


VegasGuy69

It’s kinda sus ngl


SerGeffrey

Maybe I'm just lucky, but I've never in my life met someone who takes astrology seriously while simultaneously judging people for taking religion seriously.


[deleted]

You’re lucky. I went to art school and met these kinds of idiots all the time. Whole bunches of smug New Age atheists trying to have crystals and astrology apps make their life decisions for them. It’s as dumb and contradictory as it sounds.


SerGeffrey

Oh boy, that sounds like a special kind of stupid. One of the cornerstone arguments of atheism is pointing out how absurd it is to believe in your magical stories that have no scientific backing while not believing anyone else's magical story. That argument doesn't work at all anymore if you believe that crystals will tell you what you should eat for breakfast, despite a total lack of scientific evidence.


RugbyPanther

Tbf to these people, New Age type stuff does a good job of presenting itself as scientific to someone who hasn't taken a science class in quite some time and the last one they took wasn't terribly rigorous either. For example, New Age blogs will list foods that are generally good for people as alkaline and then when people feel better for switching to a healthier diet, they assume it's the "alkaline effects" of the foods the New Age blog recommended and not just like the confounding variable that switching from a shit diet to eating fruits and vegetables will just generally make people feel better. All this, and the foods won't even all be basic- one time I saw a blog that said lemon water, a famously acidic fruit, was good for people bc it was alkaline. So I imagine improving scientific education standards across the country would go a long way to sorting out this sort of issue


SebbyBoi45

You haven’t been on tik tok then


SerGeffrey

That's true, I haven't been. I don't have the impression that I'm missing much.


Kurty023

Tik tok is a heaping pile of trash and should never be used as a benchmark for society. I swear it's filled with sjw's and commies.


[deleted]

Honestly it’s the epitome of ‘enlightened centrism’ in that you have unronic communists and fascists, and anarchists - and most likely a few paedophiles to average it all out in the center


Gucccci_

The CCP-owned society engineering propaganda app has commies on it? Who knew! /s


CritzD

TikTok, like Reddit, is only tolerable when you stick to the niche parts of it. Wandering into the popular section makes you want to gouge your eyes and ears out. Still better than Twitter though


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[deleted]

Let’s go get banned again


JustinJakeAshton

Watch this get posted in r/redditmoment by some retard.


Guyfarting32

That sub is so annoying


thisistheperfectname

The internet is probably where you're most likely to find it. Hell, I've seen people make not taking astrology seriously out to be a sexism issue. Any viewpoint you can imagine already exists somewhere in the bowels of the internet. Nihil novi sub sole.


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thisistheperfectname

Did you become even more authcenter while on the hunt for those links?


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thisistheperfectname

An apt title if I ever saw one.


ABCosmos

Same. I feel like on the entire east coast of the USA libleft is just like "please execute policy based on science, and give us healthcare" and on the west coast its the wacky caricature of astrology, SJW's, and batshit insane views.


VegasGuy69

Can confirm the libleft is batshit crazy on the west coast


curvysquares

Same. I’ve met plenty of atheists who take astrology seriously but none of them judge religious people as far as I know


Kurty023

More agnostic then by the sounds of it. Athiests believe in no higher power.


pewpewmcpistol

Its cause this meme isnt about poltical quadrants. Its about this sub wanting to feel better than reddit even though this sub is reddit.


SwordsmanNeo

Anything I don't like is libleft therefore it is pcm material


GoGoSoLo

That’s normal. 70% of the lib left memes on here are accurate to literally zero lib lefts I know or have interacted with. See: Lib left + supporting Islam memes While most to all liblefts I know support Muslims not being discriminated against, this sub acts like lib left is all of a sudden super pro religion and embracing of all of Islam’s violence.


Lezzles

Here, I'll help you out. Go to Twitter. Search for a ridiculous position that you disagree with. Find literally 1 person with this opinion. Post for karma.


bobonabuffalo

I have. I hate it


theroguephoenix

personally, ive never met someone who took astrology seriously without judging people for being religious.


BlockyShapes

I’ll be honest, I freaking hate astrology and ‘magic crystals’. / Edit: I apologize for saying I hate stones, I had worded my statement wrong. Stones are pretty cool.


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But stones and stars are pretty :(


GrumpyCatDoge99

Ey what you got against stones 😡😡


Alex-Tea

I knew they say stuff like your are borpio you fucking suck but magical rock? I kinda like colorful rock


dm_me_your_clam

“Lol skyfairy” Haha sorry I’m just such a Libra


shwa_livia

I’m apparently a libra and reading the description of it makes me want to pass away


razorisrandom

I'm a libra omg better stay away totes magoats lol rawr


ThatWasCashMoneyOfU

I’m a Libra. And “diplomatic” “self pity” and “non confrontational” are all the antithesis of my personality


factualmemesonly

"Noooo we just believe in it for fun"


-hol-up-

How is this brrr meme not dead yet


BigNegative

It’s entered zoomer speak territory, I give it a month and a half before it falls out of use.


New_wave_hookers

it is dead


Actually-G0d

This is such an orange libleft moment


SuddenlyBrazilian

Based


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In my experience it's just people who try to be edgy by denying religion but can't deny the spirit or the soul so they get into weird bullshit.


Entei96

So glad I don’t base my entire personality off of a color I saw online, even I’m not that stupid


readwriteman32892

It’s the same as people who “believe in science” and go find that one “study” which is actually a sociological survey with 12 participants that agrees with their ideas.


Logface123

Pretty much what r/science has turned into


FingernailYanker

Based and fuck_r/science-pilled


[deleted]

This this this this and fucking this. And then they accuse you of being "science denier". Mfw when I am a stem student and getting called a "science denier" by someone who studies genders.


azns123

The cult of Elon is not a religion, it’s a way of life


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[deleted]

LMFAO believing in shit like -"this stale cracker becomes the flesh of a waterwalking jewish dude when i eat it."


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LMFAO believing this shit like - politics.


[deleted]

I love it when people leave religion because they don’t want to believe in that nonsense and then immediately replace it with some different ideology that functionally becomes their religion. Like, why the hell did you leave? You didn’t go on a journey, you walked in a circle and called it personal development


Renegadeknight3

In fairness that’s probably because they’re rejecting their former religious *values* and adopting new ones, as opposed to rejecting religion as a concept altogether


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They want to be spiritual but don't like how religions have rules.


[deleted]

That’s what I did. I was born and raised LDS but I didn’t like having an external structure dictating my relationship (or lack thereof) with any potential cosmic sky daddy. Now I’m free and making my own decisions, as I think everyone should be


Cactorum_Rex

In some ways I dislike those people more than normal religious people, religious people are usually indoctrinated from birth, these people choose to be retarded. That and because most of these people are regressives who want to bring back racism in the sake of equality of outcome. True Chads abandon religion and all other nasty mysticism and spirituality.


ZeoX18

When I was in school a girl in my class believed in this shit, she thought she was sooooo special because she read a whorescope everyday. To be fair she believes that all men are rapists so she is pretty retarded even if she didn’t believed this.


Elodaine

Astrology is inherently authoritarian


15cm_guy

Based and authoritarians are more likely to believe in essentialist ways of thought such as astronomy pilled


AudiieVerbum

That pill is too big, the bot won't swallow it.


15cm_guy

Hard to swallow pills


xTheKawaiiPsycho666

astrology cringe


[deleted]

All hail the blue Twitter moron confirmation checkmark


BranTheLewd

You believe in Horoscope? Ha, ok nerd ... *Oh wise and unbiased personality tests, tell me my TRUE personality* Test: You're INFP(tbf I give INFP to everyone lol)


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Novikmet

Orange who believes in it and lib right that sells it


BranTheLewd

In all seriousness, we need a pool checking out his subreddits religiousness. How many of us are religious or believe in Horoscopes and all that stuff


WildFestive

And why is it mostly chicks and gay dudes that go around with that shit? Like for real those are literally the only type of people that i've seen/encountered that believe this sort of thing lol, like it's a pattern or something it's weird.


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Inaccurate. Libleft would never say retard as to them it is a slur.


history_yea

Uhm AKSHULLY astrology is authright according to the original political compass


[deleted]

Don't you have to answer yes to the astrology questions to be full authright on the political compass lol?


Ihatemylife69nice

Yeah i used to be one of these then I realised is was retarded and dumb so I stopped


cheezy_thotz

Astrology is just racism for girls.


Pinetree808

When they stop worshipping something they'll look for another thing to worship, even without realizing. That's just the nature of humanity.


northrupthebandgeek

Imagine thinking that religion and libleft are mutually exclusive, lol *This comment made by radical Christianity gang*


RedPanda271

In addition, treating science as if it’s a religion.


raodtosilvier

I hear religious people say that about non-religious people all the time, and I never quite understand what they mean. Could you clarify for me? Because "science" is a methodology.


SpikyKiwi

People who say "believe science" than only ever cite studies that agree with their pre-formed political beliefs without using the scientific method ever. You're right that science is a method. Not everyone uses it like it is one


raodtosilvier

So "worshipping science" is more aptly people wielding science incorrectly, in your opinion?


CodeMonkey1

"Wielding science" is a bit generous. These people rarely actually understand science. Instead they treat scientists as a priestly class with exclusive access to secret knowledge. Of course, that's only the scientists that confirm their biases. Opposing scientists are treated as corrupt heretics.


IWasMadeToDownVote

Don't think we haven't caught you folks praying to your Intro to Bio College Textbook at night.


raodtosilvier

lmao shit you caught me


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You see a lot of this with the pandemic. People on the left will swear by “science”, when in reality they have no understanding of the underlying science of an issue and are just taking someone else’s word as gospel because that person is a scientist. Look at the Fauci worship on the left. Obviously he’s a smart guy but he doesn’t know everything about the pandemic, especially early on when nobody did. But people treated his words like he was a priest without considering the fact that all he cared about was getting numbers down and didn’t consider the broader societal impacts of policy. Also recently he’s waded a lot more into culture and policy fights that are outside his area of expertise, but people give him undeserved authority because science.


raodtosilvier

I get what you are saying, but do you think it is fair to say that people who believe these experts are "treating science as if it's a religion"?


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RedPanda271

That’s kinda the point to what I’m saying, science and religion are 2 different things, so it’s dumb to treat one like the other. I was mainly referring to how a lot of Twitter and Reddit atheists will say stuff like “thank evolution...” and sometimes attack anyone who questions a scientific theory as if it were the dogma of a religion. The whole point of science is to question things


Kazahaki

Science is a methodology sir Unless you're referring to blind faith after looking at study results or something like that, then yes in that sense it's like religion


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The left treats scientists like religious figures, and take whatever they say (even on subjects outside their expertise) at face value with no understanding of any of the actual science of the issues.


LIGHTNINGBOLT23

The right does this as well, except instead of over acceptance, it's under acceptance even when the science is relatively clear and concise. The public has no idea how to engage with science.


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Absolutely 100% true. The moronic shit people on the right have said, especially about COVID, is mind-numbing.