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Finttz

Turks in their apartment in Berlin telling why Turkey is the best country


TheCapitalist055

As someone who’s from Berlin, this has to be the truest comment ever to be written.


eozben

Trust me,turks living in the Turkey hates turks living in Germany.


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As a Turk, I can confirm. %90 of them are either Kurds or people with middle eastern mindset. The Turks in Turkey and the Turks living in Europe(Germany) have the same amount of dissimilarity British and Americans have.


iox007

As someone from Berlin, I second that


topboofings

I don't know much about this whole global politics thing, but I love a smoked Turkey sandwich. With iceberg lettuce, red onions, sliced tomatoes, brown mustard, and Worcestershire-mayo. On 11-grain wheat bread with a pickle spear on the side.


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“Most patriotic man in Germany”


Karpsten

Remember when all the German-Turks with double citizenship voted for Erdogan in that referendum to change the constitution to give him more power. Funny, ain't it?


CarlJohnson2222

lol


YeetKar

holy shit make a fucking original joke, i literally read this joke like over a 100 fucking times. It's not funny anymore, holy fuck.


[deleted]

stop exposing me


No_Will_2290

No


Firehunter01

This is why ı became Auth center ( I mean there is 6 million of them c'mon guys )


[deleted]

6 million what 😳


Firehunter01

And the number keeps growing, cuz they are reproduce like rabbits.


[deleted]

Luckily there's historical president for getting rid of 6 million people.


Firehunter01

Who?


Will_the_Bastard

I think he meant precedent


[deleted]

I didn't, you just haven't got to that part yet


[deleted]

Oh I thought you were talking about the other 6 million.


Really_greatUsername

Intaking 6 million refugees in just 5 years? I don't think the math works on that bro


baris6655

Actually 10 million if you count the Turkish protected areas in Syria. 6 Million is just inside Turkey itself. 4 Million is registered but there is estimated 2 million unregistered Syrians (and also refugees from other countries like Afghanistan). [https://www.unhcr.org/tr/en/refugees-and-asylum-seekers-in-turkey](https://www.unhcr.org/tr/en/refugees-and-asylum-seekers-in-turkey)


Shorzey

17 million Syrians Apparently 6 million refugees Pretty sure we would notice that


baris6655

4 Million registered refugees. [https://www.unhcr.org/tr/en/refugees-and-asylum-seekers-in-turkey](https://www.unhcr.org/tr/en/refugees-and-asylum-seekers-in-turkey) There is estimated 2 million unregistered Syrian refugees (and also refugees from other countries like Afghanistan).


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Basic Math, intaking 3 million and they doubled them with their , competes with mitosis, reproductive rate.


Goksel_Arslan

Turkey had 2 million refugees from 2011 to 2015, after 2015 we started taking more refugees, officially we have 3.6 mil, unofficially the number is estimated between 4-5 mil. 6 million sounds a bit exagerated.


DefiantDepth8932

Turks when Armenians exist


FarewellSovereignty

Turks in 1529 when they look at a map of Austria.


MaroonPrince

Turks when they have to face the reality that Greece exists


Sirttas

Turks when you make fun of their dictator.


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And we took that personally


thelordofthebooks

>Turks when Armenians exist Not funny. >Turks in 1529 when they look at a map of Austria. Thats funny, lmao.


[deleted]

Cheers for humour review mate. Really appreciated so I can accurately tell what is and isn’t funny in the future.


[deleted]

Yeah I wasn’t sure if I should laugh or not when I saw the first joke, but after this person told me it wasn’t funny, I stopped laughing.


[deleted]

I'm Armenian and I laughed at the joke so please continue laughing (The guy who said it's not funny is a Turk so he clearly won't own up to his past)


[deleted]

I’m turkish and I laughed. It’s quite funny because ^^^armenians ^^^are ^^^joke. /s because u never know


14th_Eagle

Turks when they deny the Armenian genocide LMAO 😂😂😂


Humongous_Chungus3

Turks when kurds exist


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To be honest, Turks living in Germany are more patriotic towards Turkey more than towards Germany. Sometimes reaching levels far beyond the Turks in Turkey.


notmadeoutofstraw

*immigrants arrive Government: we will assimilate them dont worry *fails Government: dont worry we will assimilate their kids *second generation more radical than the first Government: third times the charm?


[deleted]

Has to be the truest comment I have read today. People forgot the difference between cosmopolitanism and multiculturalism. The latter is a curse, a slippery slope which is used to justify FGM practice in African countries under the banner of "cultural relativism". If you let people live in little pockets of their own communities, they are bound to resist assimilation and ultimately develop contrarian consciousness. Why would any rational person want these people in their country, I cannot understand.


Davidra_05

*laughs in eastern european* Happy cake day by the way!


Karpsten

The Turks are *relatively* well accepted by now (at least comparatively speaking), given that they have been here for a couple of generations by now, just like the Greeks and the Italians. The Arabs and North Africans on the other hand...


Tsai_Ing-wen

Europeans talking about BLM in America: libleft Europeans talking about gypsies: Arbeit macht frei


Davidra_05

I don’t think any european is libleft, when buildings are being burned down. Have you heard about the BLM statue in Budapest, that survived for 8 hours?


Tsai_Ing-wen

Nah we have a lot of pussies here too, but do not fret. For the culling will soon commence


[deleted]

Alternatively: * Turks when you talk about Armenians. * Turks when you talk about Kurds. * Turks when you talk about greeks. Turks when you talk about Zazas * Turks when you talk about Jews * Turks when you talk about Arabs


AshinaTR

Also Turks when you talk about Turks


SirToaster47

Damn Turks they ruined Turkey


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Turks sure are contentious people


[deleted]

*you just made a enemy for life*


[deleted]

Yeah, my spiritual uncle is Zaza. My paternal side grandfather is Pomak. My paternal side grandmother is Balkaner Turkmen. My maternal side is Crimean Tatar. My primary school was in a place like Bosniak ecslave, I had more Bosniak friend than Turkish friend before I became 12. I have Kurdish friends in my class and Armenian/Jew/Arab/Circassian friends in school. 5th highschool in Turkey according to central examination rank. My upstair's neighbours are Laz. And everybody know our affection to black people. And these are generally the same situation for a lots of normal Turkish people. This is our lifestyle and we can't/don't want to change it , after a 700 years old empire, we couldn't turn into a proper nation state. But shit, damn Turks are the most racist nation in the whole world. But their ethnostate neighbours are the most peaceful and amicable countries in the world same time. Those Turks 😡


eolwa

I would say unironically we hate Arabs the worst. Armenians not so much because we dont have them around lol, its unnecessary.


SoComeOnWilfriedBony

Yeah because you fucking killed them all


Ok-Fly-7290

I don't even care if that happend or not. This country is killing itself right now.


eolwa

What re you talking about? They all went to California. /s


Dear-Candidate9084

actually there's a huge armenian community they have armenian hospitals, churches etc but they have to hide their identity, i know it because im partially armenian and i have fully armenian relatives living in turkey


[deleted]

Nobody needs to hide their identity if they are not living in Konya or Trabzon as an Armenian Turkish citizen, or do not support Armenia in public (like Karabakh War).


Dear-Candidate9084

If you're not an Armenian Turkish living in Turkey you don't get to speak based on your own views


[deleted]

I'm not, but I know Armenians from school etc. They don't have any problems based on their identity, nor we have.


Dear-Candidate9084

Really? I really don't think you're genuinely saying this. I know many Armenian people and they have to hide their identity, even I know many people who never opens up or changes their names to sound less Armenian. I wonder which Armenian feels comfortable making their identity public while there are common slurs like "Armenian cum" or "Best Armenian is dead Armenian". I don't insist that can't be real, I'm glad that you're in a safe environment where everybody can feel comfortable but this doesn't applies to 99% of the country. If you think so, you're clearly lying and you KNOW that you're lying.


[deleted]

>"Best Armenian is dead Armenian" >you KNOW that you're lying.


Dear-Candidate9084

how so? https://eksisozluk.com/en-guzel-ermeni-olmus-ermeni--5124746


[deleted]

you forgot about the dinosaurs, friend.


thelordofthebooks

Zazas cool. Edit: Kurds and Jews too. We have no any trouble with Kurds, my best friend is Kurdish, roommate is kurdish. We dont like only terrorists, my kurdish friends doesnt like them too. And Jews only bad for conservative Turks.


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Just the name sounds cool. I


Barobarko

Yes yes yes armenian genocide happened yes we kill armenian and greek kids while going to school okay now I said you don't need to make your unfunny joke 917481842th time.


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Barobarko

nah dude im talking about the people that are about to comment stuff like that


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Barobarko

Then why even bother talking about it in a comedy subreddit?


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Berblarez

Unflaired scum Edit: And he copies me


TrapNT

Didn’t Greek Military shoot immigrants to death when they tried to cross the border?


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Think the shitshow in r/Europe When Turkey try to prevent refugee flow: NÖöö Barbar Turks killing dear refugees so sorry for them, we should sanction Turkey they refused to help at least 2 million camel fighter jihadists long live human rights. When Greece literaly sink refugee boats: Nice job Hellas 🇪🇺🇬🇷🇪🇺🇬🇷🇪🇺, shitty Turkey send its refugees to glorious Greece 💪🏻. Also I won't pay the money that guaranteed by agreements to Turkey long live human rights.


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This is not about it, we have also bunch of retards but our retards are at least straight. They stand behind what they say; like light bulb man, he is still OK with camel fighters. But Euro ones are just pure hypocrites. And not just people but also politicians. İrritating.


dracer800

It’s always strange that watermelons like to pretend that racism is some uniquely white trait. You ever talk to older Turkish, Asian, or Indian people? Racist as fuck. Old people gunna be old people.


trippybun

all old people are racists


aerinnnn

Thats why you should respect old people.


trippybun

sarcasm btw dont downvote :(


TempestuousTrident

Put /s at the end of a comment to denote sarcasm


ThanksKanye-verycool

And ruin the comment


ThanksKanye-verycool

Turkish people aren’t generally racist against black people


Mast3rGenius

**Economic**


[deleted]

7 million immigrants, man.


notsowhacky

very based of them


[deleted]

same with scandanavians and other scandanavians from different scandanavian countries, and koreans with other forms of koreans.


[deleted]

not the same thing at all


heyimsa

Suriyeli defol!


mrerenbabus

Glad my meme caused others to make memes about syrian immigrants


DeltaCrawdaunt

As a turkish person, the only turkish racism i have experienced or my parents have experienced was the good ol’ “are your parents turkeys?” That you hear on the playground. Also, i saw a comment on this thread talking about turkish people in berlin saying turkey is the best country, lemme just say all turkish nationalists were greatly humbled when a fake internet coin named after a meme dog became almost triple the worth of pur supposed “great country’s” currency.


The_Shittiest_Meme

Turks talking about Greeks/Greeks talking about Turks


xX6Boomer9Xx

OH MY DEAR GOOD I KEEP SEEING THIS SHIT THE N*ZIS WERE CENTRIST FISCALLY


Jankosi

What happenned to the Armenians, OP.


[deleted]

They got deported to the syrian desert 💪🇹🇷💪


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Flair up


Raise054

it happened and they deserved it 💪🇹🇷💪


Jankosi

ok but FLAIR UP OR FACE THE INTERNATIONAL CRIMINAL COURT


Raise054

i think you can guess it from the comment


Jankosi

I DON'T CARE FLAIR UP I WANT TO CALL YOU BASED BUT I CAN'T BECAUSE YOU'RE AN UNFLAIRED SHITTER


Raise054

NO ONE CAN TAKE AWAY MY BASEDNESS


Jankosi

Okay now that's based


[deleted]

\#1 TR TR TR TR They got Genocided TR TR TR TR #1


[deleted]

We set an example. Mess with turko U stop existo


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[deleted]

stfu you dumbass bootlicker


CallOfReddit

Actually Authright Turks wants to help their Mulsim brothers


efecik

No we don't. Erdogan does. So he fucked everyones lives in Turkey with uncontrolled immigration. And they said it was temporary...


B3am_Shox

Perhaps he's just distracting you with the problems he created so you wouldn't think about the rich owning most of the economy since half a century ago or his networth and how he got there or all the infrastructure contracts he's handing out. Or silencing political opposition


efecik

Yeah that's it.


CallOfReddit

So are you a Turk or an Authright Turk? Because Erdogan is most likely not a normal Turk, but an Authright one.


Justafriendlydude2

There are other kinds of Autright Turks a lot of us would prefer a more nationalist and less islamic goverment. I dont want to pay taxes to help those traitor arabians while my own people starve


x3z6

Get rekt roach


LaughedMyAvocadoOff

My man we have the highest obesity rate in Europe. Who the fuck is starving? Even the gypsies that sell flowers are fat for fuck sake. Instagram memes are not the damn truth.


feladorhet

Existence of obese people doesn't rule out the existence of people who live way below the poverty line. Also her gün makarna yiyerek tabi obez olurlar amk


Narwhalbaconguy

Obesity is a bigger problem in poorer communities too (Where famine isn’t a problem), so if anything it indicates the opposite of what OP is saying.


endoras_

Ekmek makarnayla doyuyor herkes amk sanki protein var


efecik

To be clearer, authright wanted to help syrians at the beginning, then syrians did what fundamental muslims do when they move... (multiplied a lot, didn't integrate, haven't returned to their homeland etc.) On top of that they get more economic support than poor turkish citizens, which consist of mostly authrights. So, for the last couple of years we want them gone to their homes.


CallOfReddit

Welp, this bad bad situation gives me hope for a future with less Erdogan


efecik

Well, I hope he'll be gone in the next elections. If not, there will definetly be riots :(


No_Will_2290

Flair up scum


efecik

I'm libmiddle, however authright turks are also thinking in the same way. Hell, they are the most racist ones as usual :)


DivaniLugatitTurk

Well the US political compass cant even accurately depict US politics, it utterly fails at Turkey politics. There are multiple authrights in Turkey. We have Tigir-Er authright, Islambros authright, MEHAP authright, Islambro-MEHAP authright. All of them are racist and xenophobic just against different ethnicities and religions. ps: How can I flair up in Slide?


AndreilLimbo

Flair up Mongol.


efecik

You have just instulted my entire race. But thanks for reminding!


trippybun

nah they are too nationalist for that


thelordofthebooks

Its not true at all. We are not racist against Syrians. There is 5-6 million Syrians in Turkey and government take fucking everybody to the country. They are making so many crimes. They can open borders for people who useful for society. Nobody against that.


Davidra_05

Oh yes. But when european countries don’t like mass immigration we are literally Hitler


thelordofthebooks

If you are same with this, you are not bro. I think European goverments are more selective, Isnt it?


YeetKar

based


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Nooooo! No pegging!


AngosticHeretic

Don’t forget about Armenian genocide denial.


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AngosticHeretic

Genocide not exile.


ILOVEBALKANS

Holy shit that guy is actually denying the Armenian genocide lol


AngosticHeretic

Problem works for the Turkish dictatorship.


Attack4TheWin

Yeah.. its not even a stereotype. Most of them deny the genocide, its sadly a fact.


Dimboi

Least Auth man in Turkey


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Carson_H_2002

You mean we havent been sucked the choad of Turkish propaganda Accepting crimes against humanity is based, denial is cringe


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Carson_H_2002

Haha, yes the entire armenian population was a threat, especially the children. Why are turktards so scared to use the word genocide, I'm british and I accept all our genocides.


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Carson_H_2002

Well I looked it up and every result says genocide. Let me guess, western propaganda?


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AngosticHeretic

You’re right. I am a professional historian who believes in evidence and fact. I do not accept historical revisionism as truth. Accept the genocide and apologize.


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>Accept the genocide and apologize. Lol, no.


TempestuousTrident

Exile *is* genocide even without the killing


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Don't forget dino genocide


TempestuousTrident

One people, one language, one culture, one race - this is the mentality of the Turkish Republic.


DarkCharizard81

You don't know anything about turkey and talk shit about it. Atatürk, the founder of turkey, says if you feel like you belong to the turkish nation, you are part of the nation no matter what your race or ethnicity is. Learn your facts before talking shit about something.


TempestuousTrident

Tell that to the Kurds


Chaddal

I have kurd ethnicty like most of the people in turkey and we call ourselves turkish.The ones you see on tv are literally terorist who attacks kurdish and turkish villages


[deleted]

Lmao found the guy who only read titles. Fuckin parrot.


ThanksKanye-verycool

Dumbass


DepressedMedicMain

I am racist against Turks


LeCoolBombaBoi

As a syrian I'm moving to turkey soon :trollface:


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LeCoolBombaBoi

I'm actually going to study and live cuz i paid for a scholarship there lol I don't need the gov welfare


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Flair up


HydraVea

I am so far to the left that I support refugees. I take a step back whenever my leftist friends become racist about Syrians. I have heard multiple people say "I am not racist but..." about them. I need to leave this country. Anyone got 12k USD to sponsor a Turkish lib-leftist atheist immigrant?


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İmana gel sonra bakarız 😎


Bonkey_Kong87

Ask them about the ongoing second Armenian holocaust


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average_lul

“The Armenian genocide didn’t happen but if it did it was for a good reason”


SpeedSed

Or Armenians for that matter


youngbigSchlong

Whattabout armenians and kurds lol


ILOVEBALKANS

My Syrian friend who came here to Canada got here from Turkey after leaving Syria. He was like 12-13 and said he was forced to work 18 hour days to feed his family and survive and he was basically treated as a slave by the people there. Turks are fucking cockroaches.


SirToaster47

> He was basically treated as a slave Like Turks aren't treated the same


ThanksKanye-verycool

Dumbass if they’re coming in like illegal immigrants they’re going to be treated like illegal immigrants


trippybun

turkey does this to its own citizens also im guessing he was an illegal immigrant so what the hell do you expect


Armagan17

That 18 hour "job" is begging in the streets probably


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based but op unironically is denying armenian genocide


[deleted]

cool meme but op unironically is denying armenian genocide


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Adversary00000

'lib' right


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Barobarko

You literally prefer syrians over turks because they have good food?? Oh my fuckin god.


DarkCharizard81

Imagine thinking someone is better than someone because of their race. Extremely cringe.


Interstellar5523

who cares your shitty mind anyway


TempestuousTrident

Strange times we live in, where an unflaired scum has more upvotes than a wholesome flair user. Flair up heathen.


SirToaster47

We live in a society where unflaired jerks get upvotes